Hang Yourself ♡

code/datums/components/crafting/recipes.dm

@@ -703,6 +703,13 @@
 				/obj/item/stack/rods = 1)
 	category = CAT_MISC
 
+/datum/crafting_recipe/noose
+	name = "Noose"
+	result = /obj/structure/chair/noose
+	reqs = list(/obj/item/stack/cable_coil = 20)
+	time = 20 //i mean cmon you gotta attach it to the damn ceiling (fuck you cox its REAAL)
+	category = CAT_MISC
+
 /datum/crafting_recipe/papersack
 	name = "Paper Sack"
 	result = /obj/item/storage/box/papersack

code/game/objects/structures/noose.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,150 @@
+/obj/item/stack/cable_coil/building_checks(datum/stack_recipe/R, multiplier)
+	if(R.result_type == /obj/structure/chair/noose)
+		if(!(locate(/obj/structure/chair) in get_turf(usr)))
+			to_chat(usr, span_warning("You have to be standing on top of a chair to make a noose!"))
+			return FALSE
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/structure/chair/noose //It's a "chair".
+	name = "noose"
+	desc = "Hang in there!"
+	icon_state = "noose"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/noose.dmi'
+	layer = FLY_LAYER
+	flags_1 = NODECONSTRUCT_1
+	var/mutable_appearance/overlay
+
+/obj/structure/chair/noose/attackby(obj/item/W, mob/user, params)
+	if(W.tool_behaviour != TOOL_WIRECUTTER)
+		return ..()
+	user.visible_message("[user] cuts the noose.", span_notice("You cut the noose."))
+	if(has_buckled_mobs())
+		for(var/m in buckled_mobs)
+			var/mob/living/buckled_mob = m
+			if(buckled_mob.has_gravity())
+				buckled_mob.visible_message(span_warning("[buckled_mob] falls over and hits the ground!"))
+				to_chat(buckled_mob, span_userdanger("You fall over and hit the ground!"))
+				buckled_mob.adjustBruteLoss(10)
+	var/obj/item/stack/cable_coil/C = new(get_turf(src))
+	C.amount = 25
+	qdel(src)
+
+/obj/structure/chair/noose/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	pixel_y += 16 //Noose looks like it's "hanging" in the air
+	overlay = image(icon, "noose_overlay")
+	overlay.layer = FLY_LAYER
+	add_overlay(overlay)
+
+/obj/structure/chair/noose/Destroy()
+	STOP_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/structure/chair/noose/post_buckle_mob(mob/living/M)
+	if(has_buckled_mobs())
+		src.layer = MOB_LAYER
+		START_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
+		M.dir = SOUTH
+		animate(M, pixel_y = initial(pixel_y) + 8, time = 8, easing = LINEAR_EASING)
+	else
+		layer = initial(layer)
+		STOP_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
+		M.pixel_x = M.base_pixel_x
+		pixel_x = base_pixel_x
+		M.pixel_y = M.body_position_pixel_y_offset
+
+/obj/structure/chair/noose/user_unbuckle_mob(mob/living/M,mob/living/user)
+	if(has_buckled_mobs())
+		if(M != user)
+			user.visible_message(span_notice("[user] begins to untie the noose over [M]'s neck..."))
+			to_chat(user, span_notice("You begin to untie the noose over [M]'s neck..."))
+			if(!do_after(user, 10 SECONDS, M))
+				return
+			user.visible_message(span_notice("[user] unties the noose over [M]'s neck!"))
+			to_chat(user, span_notice("You untie the noose over [M]'s neck!"))
+			M.Knockdown(60)
+		else
+			M.visible_message(span_warning("[M] struggles to untie the noose over their neck!"))
+			to_chat(M, span_notice("You struggle to untie the noose over your neck... (Stay still for 20 seconds.)"))
+			if(!do_after(M, 200, target = src)) // yeah if you dont try to untie yourself in like 6 seconds you're cooked
+				if(M && M.buckled)
+					to_chat(M, span_warning("You fail to untie yourself!"))
+				return
+			if(!M.buckled)
+				return
+			M.visible_message(span_warning("[M] unties the noose over their neck!"))
+			to_chat(M,span_notice("You untie the noose over your neck!"))
+			M.Knockdown(60)
+		unbuckle_all_mobs(force=1)
+		M.pixel_z = initial(M.pixel_z)
+		pixel_z = initial(pixel_z)
+		M.pixel_x = M.base_pixel_x
+		pixel_x = base_pixel_x
+		add_fingerprint(user)
+
+/obj/structure/chair/noose/user_buckle_mob(mob/living/carbon/human/M, mob/user, check_loc = TRUE)
+	//if(!in_range(user, src) || user.stat || user.restrained() || !iscarbon(M))
+		//return FALSE
+
+	if (!M.get_bodypart("head"))
+		to_chat(user, span_warning("[M] has no head!"))
+		return FALSE
+
+	if(M.loc != src.loc)
+		return FALSE //Can only noose someone if they're on the same tile as noose
+
+	add_fingerprint(user)
+	log_combat(user, M, "Attempted to Hang", src)
+	M.visible_message(span_danger("[user] attempts to tie \the [src] over [M]'s neck!"))
+	if(user != M)
+		to_chat(user, span_notice("It will take 20 seconds and you have to stand still."))
+	if(do_after(user, user == M ? 0:20 SECONDS, M))
+		if(buckle_mob(M))
+			user.visible_message(span_warning("[user] ties \the [src] over [M]'s neck!"))
+			if(user == M)
+				to_chat(M, span_userdanger("You tie \the [src] over your neck!"))
+			else
+				to_chat(M, span_userdanger("[user] ties \the [src] over your neck!"))
+			playsound(user.loc, 'sound/effects/noosed.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
+			log_combat(user, M, "hanged", src)
+			return TRUE
+	user.visible_message(span_warning("[user] fails to tie \the [src] over [M]'s neck!"))
+	to_chat(user, span_warning("You fail to tie \the [src] over [M]'s neck!"))
+	return FALSE
+
+
+/obj/structure/chair/noose/process()
+	if(!has_buckled_mobs())
+		STOP_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
+		return
+	for(var/m in buckled_mobs)
+		var/mob/living/buckled_mob = m
+		if(pixel_x >= 0)
+			animate(src, pixel_x = -3, time = 45, easing = ELASTIC_EASING)
+			animate(m, pixel_x = -3, time = 45, easing = ELASTIC_EASING)
+		else
+			animate(src, pixel_x = 3, time = 45, easing = ELASTIC_EASING)
+			animate(m, pixel_x = 3, time = 45, easing = ELASTIC_EASING)
+		if(buckled_mob.has_gravity())
+			if(buckled_mob.get_bodypart("head"))
+				if(buckled_mob.stat != DEAD)
+					if(!HAS_TRAIT(buckled_mob, TRAIT_NOBREATH))
+						buckled_mob.adjustOxyLoss(5)
+						if(prob(40))
+							buckled_mob.emote("gasp")
+					if(prob(20))
+						var/flavor_text = list(span_suicide("[buckled_mob]'s legs flail for anything to stand on."),\
+												span_suicide("[buckled_mob]'s hands are desperately clutching the noose."),\
+												span_suicide("[buckled_mob]'s limbs sway back and forth with diminishing strength.")
+						)
+
+						buckled_mob.visible_message(pick(flavor_text))
+				playsound(buckled_mob.loc, 'sound/effects/noose_idle.ogg', 30, 1, -3)
+			else
+				buckled_mob.visible_message(span_danger("[buckled_mob] drops from the noose!"))
+				buckled_mob.Knockdown(60)
+				buckled_mob.pixel_z = initial(buckled_mob.pixel_z)
+				pixel_z = initial(pixel_z)
+				buckled_mob.pixel_x = initial(buckled_mob.pixel_x)
+				pixel_x = initial(pixel_x)
+				unbuckle_all_mobs(force=1)

lobotomy-corp13.dme

@@ -1440,6 +1440,7 @@
 #include "code\game\objects\structures\mirror.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\structures\mop_bucket.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\structures\morgue.dm"
+#include "code\game\objects\structures\noose.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\structures\noticeboard.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\structures\ordealmonitor.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\structures\petrified_statue.dm"