DAMN. album cover maker.

crimsobot/cogs/image.py

@@ -9,7 +9,16 @@
 from discord.ext import commands
 
 from crimsobot.bot import CrimsoBOT
-from crimsobot.data.img import AENIMA, AEROPLANE, CAPTION_RULES, CURRENTS, IMAGE_RULES, LATERALUS, URL_CONTAINS
+from crimsobot.data.img import (
+    AENIMA,
+    AEROPLANE,
+    CAPTION_RULES,
+    CURRENTS,
+    DAMN,
+    IMAGE_RULES,
+    LATERALUS,
+    URL_CONTAINS,
+)
 from crimsobot.exceptions import BadCaption, NoImageFound
 from crimsobot.utils import image as imagetools, tools as c
 
@@ -309,6 +318,18 @@ async def currents(self, ctx: commands.Context, image: Optional[str] = None) ->
         title = random.choice(CURRENTS)
         await self.get_image_and_embed(ctx, image, effect, flip, title)
 
+    @commands.command()
+    async def damn(self, ctx: commands.Context, image: Optional[str] = None) -> None:
+        """Make a new cover for DAMN."""
+
+        effect = 'damn'
+        title = random.choice(DAMN)
+
+        if image is None:
+            image = await self.get_previous_image(ctx)  # will be a URL
+
+        await self.get_image_and_embed(ctx, image, effect, None, title)
+
     @commands.command(hidden=True)
     @commands.cooldown(1, 8 * 60 * 60, commands.BucketType.user)
     @shared_max_concurrency(eface_bucket)

crimsobot/data/img/__init__.py

@@ -24,6 +24,7 @@
 AENIMA = _ruleset['aenima']
 AEROPLANE = _ruleset['aeroplane']
 CURRENTS = _ruleset['currents']
+DAMN = _ruleset['damn']
 LATERALUS = _ruleset['lateralus']
 
 

crimsobot/data/img/rules.yaml

@@ -149,6 +149,49 @@ currents:
   - Feel like a brand new person (but you'll make the same old mistakes)
   - Well I don't care, I'm in love
   - Maybe fake's what I like
+damn:
+  - Is it wickedness?
+  - Hello, ma'am, can I be of any assistance?
+  - You have lost—you have lost—your life
+  - I got I got I got I got
+  - See you's a you's a you's a—
+  - Your DNA an abomination
+  - I got so many theories and suspicions
+  - Fox News wanna use my name for percentage
+  - And Deuteronomy say that we all been cursed
+  - Thirty millions later, know the feds watchin'
+  - They won't take me out my element
+  - Damn, damn, damn it's a goddamn shame
+  - Ain't nobody prayin' for me
+  - I feel like a chip on my shoulders
+  - The world is ending, I'm done pretendin'
+  - I said I'm geeked and I'm fired up
+  - Loyalty, loyalty, loyalty
+  - I'm a savage, I'm an asshole, I'm a king
+  - Flesh-making, spirit-breaking, which one would you lessen?
+  - Maybe I wasn't there
+  - Sick venom in men and women overcome with pride
+  - Ayy, I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances
+  - My left stroke just went viral
+  - Sit down. Be humble.
+  - I need some water—something came over me
+  - Way too high to simmer down
+  - Hop on the 'gram, flex on the bitches that be hatin' on you
+  - Sipping bubbly, feeling lovely, Heaven lovely—just love me
+  - Keep it 💯 I'd rather you trust me than to love me
+  - Give me a run for my money
+  - America—God bless you if it's good to you.
+  - Leave him in the wilderness with a sworn nemesis
+  - This country is to be a sound of drum and bass
+  - Why God, why God do I gotta suffer?
+  - I'm high now, I'm high now
+  - I'll prob'ly die anonymous
+  - This what God feel like, yeah
+  - I'm in the streets sometimes and can't afford it
+  - Flex on swole like aha, yeah
+  - It was always me versus the world
+  - Just remember what happens on earth stays on earth
+  - Life is is one funny mothafucker
 lateralus:
   - Saturn ascends
   - Clutch it like a cornerstone

crimsobot/utils/image.py

@@ -555,6 +555,22 @@ def make_currents_img(img: Image.Image, flip: bool) -> Image.Image:
     return back
 
 
+def make_damn_img(img: Image.Image, arg: None) -> Image.Image:
+    # 1. determine user image size, resize to fit in its place
+    width, height = img.size
+
+    # resize to width
+    ratio = width / 600
+
+    img = img.resize((int(width / ratio), int(height / ratio)), resample=Image.BICUBIC)
+
+    # 2. paste wordmark over result
+    with Image.open(c.clib_path_join('img', 'damn.png')) as wordmark:
+        img.alpha_composite(wordmark, (0, 0))
+
+    return img
+
+
 def make_lateralus_img(img: Image.Image, arg: None) -> Image.Image:
     img = img.convert('RGBA')
 
@@ -722,6 +738,7 @@ def process_lower_level(img: Image.Image, effect: str, arg: int) -> BytesIO:
             'aeroplane': make_aeroplane_img,
             'caption': make_captioned_img,
             'currents': make_currents_img,
+            'damn': make_damn_img,
             'lateralus': make_lateralus_img,
             'needban': make_needban_img,
             'needping': make_needping_img,