diff --git a/core/imageboard/image.php b/core/imageboard/image.php
index 4933a6e71..836d5e70d 100644
--- a/core/imageboard/image.php
+++ b/core/imageboard/image.php
@@ -130,9 +130,7 @@ public function __construct(?array $row = null)
     public function offsetExists(mixed $offset): bool
     {
         assert(is_string($offset));
-        // property_exists is a workaround for
-        // https://github.com/webonyx/graphql-php/pull/1531
-        return array_key_exists($offset, static::$prop_types) || property_exists($this, $offset);
+        return array_key_exists($offset, static::$prop_types);
     }
     public function offsetGet(mixed $offset): mixed
     {
@@ -140,9 +138,7 @@ public function offsetGet(mixed $offset): mixed
         if(!$this->offsetExists($offset)) {
             throw new \OutOfBoundsException("Undefined dynamic property: $offset");
         }
-        // property lookup is a workaround for
-        // https://github.com/webonyx/graphql-php/pull/1531
-        return $this->dynamic_props[$offset] ?? $this->$offset ?? null;
+        return $this->dynamic_props[$offset] ?? null;
     }
     public function offsetSet(mixed $offset, mixed $value): void
     {
diff --git a/ext/graphql/main.php b/ext/graphql/main.php
index 48de55870..5dd548e84 100644
--- a/ext/graphql/main.php
+++ b/ext/graphql/main.php
@@ -39,6 +39,37 @@ public static function update_post_metadata(int $post_id, MetadataInput $metadat
     }
 }
 
+function shmFieldResolver(
+    mixed $objectValue,
+    mixed $args,
+    mixed $context,
+    \GraphQL\Type\Definition\ResolveInfo $info
+): mixed {
+    $fieldName = $info->fieldName;
+    $property = null;
+
+    if (is_array($objectValue)) {
+        if (isset($objectValue[$fieldName])) {
+            $property = $objectValue[$fieldName];
+        }
+    } elseif ($objectValue instanceof \ArrayAccess) {
+        if (isset($objectValue->{$fieldName})) {
+            $property = $objectValue->{$fieldName};
+        } elseif (isset($objectValue[$fieldName])) {
+            $property = $objectValue[$fieldName];
+        }
+
+    } elseif (is_object($objectValue)) {
+        if (isset($objectValue->{$fieldName})) {
+            $property = $objectValue->{$fieldName};
+        }
+    }
+
+    return $property instanceof \Closure
+        ? $property($objectValue, $args, $context, $info)
+        : $property;
+}
+
 class GraphQL extends Extension
 {
     public static function get_schema(): Schema
@@ -89,6 +120,7 @@ public function onPageRequest(PageRequestEvent $event): void
             $t1 = ftime();
             $server = new StandardServer([
                 'schema' => $this->get_schema(),
+                'fieldResolver' => "\Shimmie2\shmFieldResolver",
             ]);
             $t2 = ftime();
             $resp = $server->executeRequest();
@@ -197,7 +229,7 @@ public function onCliGen(CliGenEvent $event): void
                 $schema = $this->get_schema();
                 $t2 = ftime();
                 $debug = DebugFlag::INCLUDE_DEBUG_MESSAGE | DebugFlag::RETHROW_INTERNAL_EXCEPTIONS;
-                $body = GQL::executeQuery($schema, $query)->toArray($debug);
+                $body = GQL::executeQuery($schema, $query, fieldResolver: "\Shimmie2\shmFieldResolver")->toArray($debug);
                 $t3 = ftime();
                 $body['stats'] = get_debug_info_arr();
                 $body['stats']['graphql_schema_time'] = round($t2 - $t1, 2);
diff --git a/ext/graphql/test.php b/ext/graphql/test.php
index d0555ff57..93ace1e0f 100644
--- a/ext/graphql/test.php
+++ b/ext/graphql/test.php
@@ -16,13 +16,23 @@ public function testSchema(): void
         $this->assertTrue(true);
     }
 
+    /**
+     * @return array<string, mixed>
+     */
+    protected function graphql(string $query): array
+    {
+        $schema = GraphQL::get_schema();
+        $debug = DebugFlag::INCLUDE_DEBUG_MESSAGE | DebugFlag::RETHROW_INTERNAL_EXCEPTIONS;
+        return GQL::executeQuery($schema, $query, fieldResolver: "\Shimmie2\shmFieldResolver")->toArray($debug);
+    }
+
     public function testQuery(): void
     {
         $this->log_in_as_user();
         $image_id = $this->post_image("tests/pbx_screenshot.jpg", "test");
-        $image = Image::by_id_ex($image_id);
+        $image = Image::by_id($image_id);
 
-        $query = '{
+        $result = $this->graphql('{
             posts(limit: 3, offset: 0) {
                 id
                 post_id
@@ -33,10 +43,7 @@ public function testQuery(): void
                     name
                 }
             }
-        }';
-        $schema = GraphQL::get_schema();
-        $debug = DebugFlag::INCLUDE_DEBUG_MESSAGE | DebugFlag::RETHROW_INTERNAL_EXCEPTIONS;
-        $result = GQL::executeQuery($schema, $query)->toArray($debug);
+        }');
 
         $this->assertEquals([
             'data' => [