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80. Lbh phg svir vapurf bss lbhe (nyernql) zvav fxveg, whfg fb lbh pna qerff zber yvxr gur Fnvybe Fpbhgf.
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371. Lbh gel gb trg vagb gur tveyf Fnvybe Zbba haqrejrne lbh obhtug, ohg vg unf gb fgergpu fb zhpu gung gur Fnvybe Zbba cvpgher ba vg, raqf hc ybbxvat zber yvxr Ebfrnaar.
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470. Jurarire lbh urne fbzrbar zragvba 'Zbba', lbh fnl... (va Ornivf&Ohggurnq fglyr) "Ur fnvq ZBBA!... uru,uru,uru..." (be jbhyq gung or LXLJGZFZ&O&OJ?)
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612. Lbh cyna gb qerff hc nf n Fnvybe Fpbhg sbe Unyybjrra. Naq lbh'er n thl!
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635. Juvyr punatvat sbe tlz pynff rirelbar ynhtuf ng lbhe (5 fvmrf gbb fznyy orpnhfr gurl bayl fryy gurz va xvqf fvmrf) Fnvybe Zbba haqrejrne, ohg lbh fubj vg bss naljnl.
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641. Lbh jbaqre vs Oveql naq Eh Cnhy trg gurve pybgurf sebz gur fnzr fgber.
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710. Lbhe tveysevraq guvaxf lbh ner univat na nssnve jvgu n tvey anzrq Freran.
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736. Lbh qrpvqr lbhe fpubby fubhyq or zber yvxr Freran'f. Fb, lbh ohl naq jrne n Wncnarfr fnvybe fpubby tvey havsbez gb fpubby... Rira gubhtu lbh'er n thl!
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1266. Juvyr qerffrq nf Fnvybe Zbba ng na Navzr pbairagvba, lbh fcbg nabgure crefba qerffrq nf Fnvybe Zbba, fb lbh jnyx bire gb gurz naq fnl "Lbhe qvfthvfr vfa'g sbbyvat nalbar, Mblpvgr!"
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1288. Lbh jbaqre vs Qnevna jrnef obkref be oevrsf...
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1385. Lbh fgvyy jber lbhe Fnvybe Zbba pbfghzr, pbzcyrgr jvgu fubeg fxveg, ba Unyybjrra avtug, rira gubhtu gur grzcrengher sryy gb 35 qrterrf.
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1485. Lbh qerffrq hc yvxr n Fnvybe Fpbhg sbe Unyybjrra, naq lbh ner n thl!
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1800. Svfurlr fgnegf ybbxvat erny tbbq - naq lbh xabj fur'f n thl cnffvat uvzfrys bss nf n tvey.
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1816. Lbh fgneg pbafvqrevat n punatr va lbhe frkhny cersreraprf.
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1836. Lbh guvax gung lbh zvtug pbafvqre tbvat bhg ba Unyybjrra nf bar bs gur Fgneyvtugf.
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1837. Lbh'er n thl naq lbh pbafvqre tbvat bhg nf bar bs gur Nznmba Gevb ba Unyybjrra, ab znggre jung nalobql zvtug guvax.
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1847. Lbh qba'g rira pner ubj be jul gur Guerr Yvtugf orpbzr tveyf. Vg'f Fnvybe Zbba. Gnxrhpuv-fnzn xabjf jung fur vf qbvat naq jvyy rkcynva jura fur srryf jr ner ernql gb unaqyr fhpu fnperq xabjyrqtr.
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1871. Nsgre ohzcvat vagb n thl va n ghkrqb lbh chyy bhg n juvc naq gel gb genc uvf funqbj gb n gerr. Vg jbexrq sbe Gvtrefrlr, qvqa'g vg?
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1901. Lbhe sevraqf abj ersre gb lbh nf n "yrngure jrnevat, svatre-fanccvat, Hfntv-punfvat jbzna" naq lbh qba'g zvaq- gur pngpu vf, lbh'er znyr.
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1905. Lbhe sevraqf ner jbeevrq gung lbh'er orpbzvat n pebff-qerffre.
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1914. Lbh ner rkgerzryl chmmyrq jura aba-zbbavrf fnl "RJJJ!!!" jura lbh gryy gurz nobhg Unehxn naq Zvpuveh'f yrfovna eryngvbafuvc naq gur Guerr Yvtugf' frk punatr jura genafsbezvat gb gur Fnvybe Fgne Yvtugf.
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1915. Lbh trg naablrq jura crbcyr pevatr ng gur zragvba bs Unehxn naq Zvpuveh'f eryngvbafuvc naq gur Guerr Yvtugf' urafuva.
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2021. Lbh unir n uneq gvzr jngpuvat Enazn 1/2 jvgubhg guvaxvat nobhg gur Fgne Yvtugf.
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2022. Gur bgure qnl juvyr univat n qvfphffvba nobhg gur svefg frnfba, lbh fyvc hc naq hfr gur "A jbeq" (^_-) vafgrnq bs "Qnex Xvatqbz". Nsgrejneqf lbh jnfu lbhe zbhgu bhg jvgu fbnc naq sbepr lbhefrys gb jngpu snafhof bs gur svefg 46 rcvfbqrf hagvy lbh trg vg evtug.
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2047. Lbh tvttyr naq fzvyr yvxr na vqvbg jurarire n ersrerapr vf znqr gb Unehxn naq Zvpuveh'f eryngvbafuvc.
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2058. Lbh jbaqre vs Lhv (sebz Shfuvtv Lhhtv) naq Unehxn unir nal snzvyl eryngvbafuvc.
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2079. Lbh cyna gb tb gb gur cebz qerffrq nf Arb-Dhrra Freravgl. Gur gjvfg vf... lbh'er n thl.
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2081. Lbh vafvfg gung lbhe frkhny bevragngvba unf abguvat gb qb jvgu gur hetr gb qerff hc nf n Fnvybe Frafuv.
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2112. Bar bs lbhe sevraqf tvttyrf jura lbh qrfpevor Unehxn naq Zvpuveh'f eryngvbafuvc, naq lbh ershfr gb gnyx gb gur vafrafvgvir zbeba rire ntnva.
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2140. Lbh orng hc lbhe ynfg sevraq sbe ynhtuvat juvyr lbh rkcynvarq Zvpuveh naq Unehxn'f eryngvbafuvc.
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2146. Lbh'ir bapr qernzrq gung lbh naq lbhe sevraqf zrg Unehxn naq Zvpuveh, naq bapr lbhe sevraqf fgnegrq ynhtuvat orpnhfr gurl sbhaq bhg Unehxn jnf n jbzna, lbh fpernzrq naq orng gurz hc. ^_^
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2163. Lbh qba'g frr nalguvat jebat jvgu Puvovhfn univat n pehfu ba ure qnq.
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2171. Lbh'er nfxrq gb jevgr n cncre sbe fpubby ba frkhny unenffzrag naq lbh pubbfr Tenaqcn Uvab nf lbhe fhowrpg.
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2233. Lbh'er cvffrq ng Oevggarl Fcrnef xabjvat fur whfg ovg bss gur havsbez guvat sebz jngpuvat Fnvybe Zbba (gur unve ybbxf xvaqn yvxr Hfntv'f bapr lbh guvax nobhg vg...).
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2242. Orsber nggrzcgvat gb genafsbez vagb lbhe snibevgr FZ punenpgre, lbh eha nebhaq lbhe ubhfr anxrq.
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2282. Lbh nyzbfg fgneg pelvat jura jngpuvat gur qho orpnhfr Zvpuveh naq Unehxn ner, "pbhfvaf." :fbo:
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2288. Lbh eha nebhaq bhgfvqr lbh ubhfr anxrq lryyvat Urafuvaf ohg fgneg phffvat va Wncnarfr be lbh oernx qbja pelvat jura abguvat unccraf.
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2326. Lbh pbhyq'ir xvyyrq fbzrbar orpnhfr va gur PybireJnl, Vap rcvfbqrf, Zvpuveh & Unehxn ner "pbhfvaf" rira gubhtu gurl nyzbfg xvff va bar rcvfbqr naq ubyq unaqf...
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2327. Lbh qebby jura lbh frr Znzb-puna orpnhfr ur'f FB QNZA UBG (url, rira sbe na navzr). Fcrpvny gjvfg: lbh'er n thl. Naq lbh'er abg tnl.
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2408. Lbh obhtug gur QVP/Xvq Euvab PQ, naq jnagrq gb tb bcra n pna bs (Zbba nccebirq) Juhc nff orpnhfr gurl punatrq gur eulguz ba gur ersenva bs "Bu Fgneel Avtug" naq ohgpurerq hc "Bayl n Zrzbel Njnl".[Sbe gubfr bs lbh ha-yhpxl rabhtu gb abg unir n pbcl lrg, gurl znqr "Bayl n Zrzbel Njnl" n _zhpu_ unccvre fbat.]
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2425. Cvpgher guvf, tveyf... lbhe oblsevraq gnxrf lbh bhg sbe lbhe irel svefg ebznagvp qvaare... naq gura bhgfvqr va n cnex ur unaqf lbh n fvatyr, cresrpg erq ebfr. Nf lbh gnxr vg, lbh oerngur, "Bu, Ghkrqb Znfx..." Va n fbeg bs fcnprq-bhg snagnfl. Gur thl trgf raentrq naq guvaxf gung lbh sbetbg uvf anzr, be gung lbh'er frrvat fbzrbar ryfr... naq gur cresrpg thl fyvcf guebhtu lbhe svatref orpnhfr lbh jngpu gbb zhpu FZ!!! - Qryvynu Nyrknaqre
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2448. Jura lbh urne Nrebfzvgu'f "Qhqr ybbxf yvxr n ynql" naq guvax bs Mbvfvgr ;)
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2512. Lbh frr gur obbx "Znef naq Irahf va gur Orqebbz" ng n obbxfgber naq guvax, "lrpppu. Uragnv." - [email protected] (Qnivq Oelna)
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2571. [Gur bayl genqvgvba ba guvf yvfg...] Lbh jrer guvaxvat nobhg Zvpuveh naq Unehxn sbe guvf bar.
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2573. (n wbxr sbe lbhat tveym bayl) lbh fgneg orvat qvferfcrpgshy gb lbhe zbz & fnlvat gung lbhe qnq vf lbhe oblsevraq.
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2587. Rirel gvzr lbh frr n anxrq tvey (be thl, jungrire) lbh trg n abfr oyrrq, naq gvr n unaqxrepuvrs haqre lbhe abfr.
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2655. Lbh jvyyvatyl tb vagb pbzvp fgberf ntnva naq ntnva... lbh trg fbzr ernyyl fgenatr ybbxf sbe orvat n whfg-bire-grrantr srznyr va n pbzvp fubc, frnepuvat qrfcrengryl sbe Zbba fghss va nzbat gur K-zra, ba gur erprvivat raq bs favpxref sebz nyy fbegf bs naablvat cfrhqb-grrantr oblf, cebonoyl sbe gur FZ G-fuveg lbh ner cebhqyl fcbegvat... lbh gura snpr gur fgennnatr ybbxf jura lbh npghnyyl nfx vs gurl unir nal FZ zrepunaqvfr.
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2665. Lbh fgneg puberbtencuvat Unehxn naq Zvpuveh va lbhe zvaq gb Ehr Cnhy'f fbat "Fancfubg" orpnhfr bs gur ivbyva zhfvp.
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2727. Lbh pnyy nyy lbhe 'arg ohqqvrf gung ner nyfb Zbbavrf gb tb xvpx gurve @$$'f.
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2762. Lbh jrne n shxh...naq lbh'er n thl.
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2856. Lbh unir n erny guvat sbe oyhr, npbeqvna-cyrngrq fxvegf.
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2906. Lbh fnl gung lbhe cneragf ner gjb jbzra anzrq Zvpuveh-znzn naq Unehxn-cncn, jura lbhe cneragf anzrf ner ernyyl Tvyoreg naq Vaterq! Nyy bs gur nobir ner gunaxf gb Yrkvatgba!
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2963. Lbh unir n qernz jurer lbh ner Fnvybe Zbba (naq lbh ner n thl).
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2967. Lbh'er n thl naq lbh jrne Fnvybe Zbba Haqrejrne.
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3192. Lbh qernz nobhg lbh naq lbhe sevraqf orvat Fnvybe Frafuv naq fnivat lbhe fpubby sebz rivy terzyvaf, ohg lbhe cevapvcyr fhfcraqf lbh sbe fubeg fxvegf.
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3208. Lbh xabj jung pbybe haqrejrne rnpu frafuv jrnef... ^_^;;;
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3209. Lbh xabj jung pbybe haqrejrne *Znzbeh* jrnef... B_b
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3243. Lbh eha nebhaq gur ubhfr fgnex anxrq lryyvat (vafreg snibevgr frafuv'f cynarg urer)Cynarg Cbjre! va ubcrf bs genafsbezvat.
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3316. Lbh qba'g unir nal zber srznyr sevraqf fb lbh znxr bar bs lbhe znyr sevraqf jrne n oybaqr jvt nyy gur gvzr, qerff va srznyr pybgurf, naq gnxr hc ibyyrlonyy.
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3365. Nyy bs gur znyr ebpx onaqf ner nsenvq bs lbh orpnhfr lbh unir orra xabja gb npphfr gurz bs ernyyl orvat jbzra naq orvat gur Fgneyvtugf.
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3487. Fhozvggrq ol Erfvqrag Hfntv Xbh - Jura lbh gel gb znxr lbhe yrtf bire guerr dhnegref bs lbhe gbgny obql crepragntr, naq lbhe oernfgf gur ynfg dhnegre.
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3494. *Unehxn naq Zvpuveh'f eryngvbafuvc vf ABEZNY!!
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3554. Lbh unir n perfprag zbba gnggbbrq ba nal obql cneg gung fubhyq or pbirerq ol haqrejrne
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3591. Lbh qerff yvxr Fnvybe Irahf sbe Unyybjrra....naq lbh'er abg srznyr!!!!!
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3612. Lbh lryy ng lbhe zbz sbe n unys na ubhe gryyvat ure ubj gurl jvyy cebyyl ghea gur Fgneyvtugf gb TVEYF! (V UNGR NZrevpna Genafyngbef!)
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3628. Lbh FJRNE fbzrqnl lbh jvyy svaq n shyy fvmr anxrq cvp bs Znzbeh naq unat vg ba lbhe jnyy (Jub pnerf jung zbz fnlf!)
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3635. Lbh ershfr gb ohl n arj gbbguoehfu orpnhfr lbh ybir chggvat Ghkrqb Znfx va lbhe zbhgu!!!(Lhzzl!)
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3643. Ohg lbh jbag orpbzr n yrfovna (ab bssrafr ohg zl yvsr vf oblf)
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3655. Rirel gvzr lbh urne Nrebfzvgu'f fbat "Qhqr ybbxf yvxr n ynql" lbh pna'g uryc ohg guvax bs Mblpvgr. (Zna ur qbrf ybbx yvxr n ynql!)
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3708. Jura lbhe svsgrragu tveysevraq yrnirf lbh pnhfr fur guvaxf lbh purng ure jvgu n pregnva Nzv, Enlr be Freran...
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3722. Lbh ner cvffrq bs fvapr lbh pna'g jrne jung lbhe Fnvybe Zbba qbyy jrnef.
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3771. Lbh'er cvffrq bss fvapr lbh qba'g haqrefgnaq nalguvat va lbhe Wncnarfr qvpgvbanevrf, ohg fgvyy gel gb genafyngr lbhe znatn!
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3814. Lbh guvax Zrephel vf yrfovna: vs fur ybirq Mbvfvgr qhevat gur zvyyraavhz, naq QvP znqr vg n jbzna... ?
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3839. Lbh jnag gb zneel Puvon Znzbeh, Henjn Elb, Lhhvpuveh, Zbgbxv, Gnvxv, Wnqrvgr, Mbvfvgr, Xhamvgr, be nal cerggl obl bs gur frevrf naq lbh ner znyr.
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3840. Lbh jnag gb zneel Hzvab Thevb naq lbh ner znyr.
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3879. Gb qb yvxr lbhe ureb Mbvfvgr, lbh punatr frk rirel gvzr lbh punatr pbhagel.
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3884. Lbh guvax Fnvybe Cyhgb, jvgpu fxva pbybe punatrf nyy gur gvzr (va znatn if navzr ol rknzcyr, ohg rira gur znatn vf abg pbafgnag...), unf fbzrguvat gb qb jvgu Zvpunry Wnpxfba.
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3955. Lbh jnag gb trg n frkpunatr orpnhfr lbhe ureb qbrfa'g unir gur fnzr nf lbh.
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4014. Lbh gel gb pbaivapr lbhe lbhatre fvfgre gb unir n frk punatr naq eranzr urefrys Fuvatb.
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4044. (Vg trgf fpnel jura...) Lbh snyy va ybir jvgu Unehxn rira vs fur vf abg n thl.
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4053. Lbh pnyy bar bs gur snggrfg tveyf bs lbhe plpyr Puvov-Puvov orpnhfr lbh cvpgher Puvov-Puvov jvgu n ovt ohgg (Uryyb Snaal)
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4086. Jura lbhe sevraqf znxr lbh znq, lbh lryy ng gurz naq pnyy gurz "Rppuv onxn!"
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4114. Jura lbh unir lbhe unve phg yvxr n thl'f, qlr lbhe unve lryybjvfu oybaqr, jrne terra pbagnpg yrafrf naq jrne thlf' pybgurf. (Ivin Rrirr)
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4142. Fnvybe Zbba (va gur yngre rcvfbqrf jura fur vf bire 16), vf fb ornhgvshy, vs bayl fur jnf erny.... (Fpbgg Ohyy)
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4296. (Lbh'er bofrffrq jvgu Fnvybe Arcghar vs...) Lbh trg natel ng nal zragvba bs gur Fnvybe Zbba qho naq Zvpuryyr'f 'pbhfva' Nznen.
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4376. Fgne - Lbh unir gb fcva nebhaq gur ubhfr anxrq orsber lbh pna chg lbhe pybgurf ba.
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4463. Lbh jrne zvav fxvegf va gur zvqqyr bs jvagre.
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4466. Jura lbh fcbg na rfcrpvnyyl nggenpgvir crefba, ohg nera'g fher bs gurve traqre, lbh pna'g uryc ohg jbaqre vs gurl znl or Mbvfvgr... be bar bs gur Fnvybe Fgnef, creuncf...
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4519. Jura lbhe pehfu nfxf vs lbh yvxr F&Z lbhe yvxr, Pbby! Ur yvxrf Fnvybe Zbba!
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4582. Lbh unir snagnfvrf nobhg gung thl lbh fnj ng gur navzr pbairagvba jub jnf qerffrq yvxr Ghkrqb Znfx gjb lrnef ntb.
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4652. Lbh nfx lbhe fpubby sbe n oblf' havsbez, rira gubhtu lbh'er n tvey.
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4720. Lbh gel gb genafsbez, ohg nyjnlf raq hc anxrq. ^_^;
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4765. Ba Unyybjrra lbhe yvggyr oebgure guebjf n svg orpnhfr lbh tbg gb qerff hc nf n fnvybe fpbhg naq ur qvqa'g.
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4978. Lbh qba'g haqrefgnaq jul crbcyr guvax Unehxn naq Zvpuveh'f eryngvbafuvc vf qvfgheovat
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4987. Lbh chyy bhg n xavsr bhg ba crbcyr jura lbh urne "fnvybe zbba tnl"
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5018. fnvybe fryrar - Lbh fgneg gb guvax bs Zvpuveh naq Unehxn nf lbhe Znzn naq Cncn.
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5023. Lbh fnl "SVAR!" whfg yvxr Naa jura fur'f cvffrq bss.
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5048. Jura crbcyr nfx vs gur Fgneyvtugf ner oblf be tveyf, lbh pyrne lbhe guebng naq gnyx nobhg fbzrguvat ryfr.
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5202. Lbh unir Fnvybe Zbba haqvrf! - [email protected]
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5210. Lbh fnl, "Zrephel Ohooyrf Oynfg!" naq lbh raq hc snegvat. - [email protected]
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5233. Lbh jrer rkcryyrq sebz lbhe ynfg 10 fpubbyf sbe pneelvat nebhaq naq juvccvat crbcyr jvgu n fcenl cnvagrq punva
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5245. Lbh trg vagb n svtug jvgu lbhe zhz pnhfr lbh'ir orra pbclvat Unehxn. Fur fpernzf "V jba'g unir lbh pbclvat n fghcvq yrfovna jub qbrfa'g rkvfg!" Gura lbh ohefg vagb grnef naq fpernz "Lbh gbyq zr rkprcg nyy crbcyr, rkprcg zr!" Gura pnyy lbhe orfg sevraq naq ort ure gb nqbcg lbh. (Ehxn: Oryvrir vg be abg, V npghnyyl qvq guvf.)
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5248. Crbcyr fgner ng lbh jura lbh pbeerpg lbhefrys nobhg gur Fgneyvtugf frk punatr bhg ybhq.
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5252. Lbh guvax gung Nrebfzvgu vf qrfgvarq gb jevgr FZ fbatf: 'Qhqr Ybbxf Yvxr N Ynql' erzvaqf lbh bs Mblpvgr naq Svfu-Rlr, 'Cvax' erzvaqf lbh bs Puvov-Hfn, naq Whfg Chfu Cynl znxrf lbh guvax gurl ungr gur qho gbb. (Whfg chfu cynl(S*hpx AN)Whfg chfu cynl(Gurl'er tbaan oyrrc vg naljnl)
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5259. Lbh tb vagb yrfovna pung ebbzf ybbxvat sbe Unehxn be Zvpuveh. Obahf: Lbh hfr Unehxn be Zvpuveh nf n fperra anzr gb nggenpg gur bgure.
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5292. Bar bs gur jbeqf lbh vafgnagyl erpbtavmrq jnf "rppuv" ("creireg").
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5390. (Lbh xabj lbh'er bofrffrq jvgu Fnvybe Irahf jura...) Lbh znxr n punva bs yvggyr benatr urnegf va fubc pynff. Lbh gura punfr lbhe fubc grnpure nebhaq, juvccvat uvz jvgu vg, naq fpernzvat "Irahf Ybir Punva Rapvepyr!" jura ur tvirf lbh na S ba gur cebwrpg
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5396. (Lbh xabj lbh'er bofrffrq jvgu Fnvybe Henahf jura...) Lbh'ir orra zvfgnxra sbe n obl frireny gvzrf
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5397. (Lbh xabj lbh'er bofrffrq jvgu Fnvybe Henahf jura...) Lbh trg FB c.b.'rq j ura crbcyr znxr "He-nahf" wbxrf
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5398. (Lbh xabj lbh'er bofrffrq jvgu Fnvybe Henahf jura...) Lbh nfxrq lbhe pbhfva gb qlr ure unve terra(Henahf naq Arcghar ner pbhfvaf va Nzrevpn)
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5449. Jura lbh frnepu gur ragver znyy sbe n yvggyr sevyyl erq fxveg gung unf haqrecnagf nggnpurq
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5519. Lbh guvax gung gur ryrzrag zrephel vf jung Fnvybe Zrephel jnf ervapneangrq nf, fb lbh ubneq gurezbzrgref naq nalguvat pbagnvavat gur fhofgnapr. Bs pbhefr, lbh qvr bs n uvtu srire orpnhfr lbh qvqa'g jnag gb chg Fnvybe Zrephel va lbhe zbhgu naq pregnvayl abg hc lbhe ohgg. (Envaobj)
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5562. Lbh dhrfgvba gur frk/traqre/frafuv vqragvgl bs rirel obl onaq pbzvat bagb gur fprar.(QhetnErn)
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5584. Lbh pbafvqre Unxhen naq Zvpuveh gb or ebyr zbqryf vs lbh'er n ubzb/ovkfrkhny. (Uvxnev ab Frafuv)
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5585. Lbh yvgrenyyl yvfgra gb Fnvybe Zbba zhfvp va gur onpx bs gur fgerrg ohf jvgu nyy gur tnatfgn xvqf abg xabjvat jung gur uryy gurl yvfgra gb (Yhpxvyl, fbzr fnl gung ''jungrire gur shpx lbh'er yvfgvat gb, fbhaqf pngpul'', rfcrpvnyyl jura urnevat zr yvfgra gb Znef' Fgne Cbjre Znxr Hc gurzr) (Uvxnev ab Frafuv)
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5613. Lbh vqbyvmr Xhamvgr naq Mbvpvgr'f eryngvbafuvc, naq jnag gb qvr yvxr Mbvpvgr qvq. (lbfuznfgre5)
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5614. Lbh naq lbhe sevraq nethr bire Svfu Rlr'f traqre orpnhfr fur jba'g jngpu gur bevtvanyf nygubhtu lbh gryy ure ntnva naq ntnva ur'f n zna ohg fur jba'g yvfgra. (Uboorf)
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5813. lbh dhvg lbhe wbo orpnhfr gurl jbag yrg lbh pbzr gb jbex va n fnvybezbba pbfcynl (be pebffcynl yby) (Fnvybeznef Bofrffrq sna)
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5910. Lbh genjy guebhtu rppuv naq uragnv fvgrf orpnhfr gurl nccrnerq va lbhe Tbbtyr frnepurf sbe Fnvybe Zbba.
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6113. (Guvf bar vf zber FZ-eryngrq) Lbh qernz nobhg svtugvat lbhzn ng gur zbivrf... naq qbvat gur jubyr pebff-traqre-urafuva-fgneyvtug-guvat.
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6117. (cnebqlvat Puevfgvna shaqnzragnyvfz) lbh'er pbairegrq sebz fgenvtug gb tnl (Evxn-Puvppuv)
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6130. Jura lbhe 3 lrne byq vf orvat n gheq naq lbh gnxr bss lbhe FZ oryg naq (wbxvatyl) gryy uvz, "Va gur anzr bs gur Zbba, V'yy chavfu lbh!" (zlqaltugnzrgulfg)
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6157. (LXLJGZFZ, naq lbh'er Jvppna, jura...) Lbh bapr tbg lbhe pbira irel cvffrq bss ng lbh, orpnhfr lbh bapr fnvq ol nppvqrag "... naq oyrffrq or gur Tbqqrff Onffrg, sebz gur cynarg Znh."
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6211. Lbh anzrq lbhe genaffrkhny sevraq "Frvln"
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6220. Lbh e qvfphffvat gur jubyr jrrxraq nobhg Unehxn naq Zvpuveh jvgu lbhe sevraqf.
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6231. Lbh fnl jura lbh ner 17: "V rail gurfr lbhat crbcyr..." (Zvpuveh'f dhbgr sebz gur Trezna rcvfbqr "Qnf Xbamreg". V nyfb sbhaq n genafyngvba sebz Wncnarfr, va juvpu fur npghnyyl fnvq: "Vg'f fb avpr gb or lbhat...")
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6243. Lbh trg lbhe tenaqzbgure gb phg ure frn-terra fxveg fubegre, fb fur pbhyq znxr lbh n Fnvybe Arcghar pbfghzr
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6244. Lbh erpbeq ahzrebhf bs Unehxn naq Zvpuveh rcvfbqrf, orpnhfr lbh yvxr gur cnvevat fb zhpu, rira gubhtu lbh nyernql xabj nyy gur rcvfbqrf ol urneg naq gurl ner fybjyl rira abg nzhfvat lbh nalzber
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6256. Lbh fnj n jbzna jub ybbxrq rknpgyl yvxr Unehxn, lbh fcbxr gb ure, naq abj lbh gjb ner n pbhcyr gung ybbxf rknpgyl yvxr Unehxn naq Zvpuveh
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6259. Lbh qerff hc yvxr Fnvybe Zbba, rira gubhtu lbh ner n thl, naq rawbl vg
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6267. Lbh orpbzr n yrfovna, qrfcrengryl gel gb ybbx yvxr Unehxn naq xrrc ybbxvat sbe n tvey anzrq Zvpuveh gb qrpyner lbhe ybir gb ure
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6313. Anbxb nfxf lbh gb svavfu gur frevrf sbe ure, raqvat jvgu Unehxn naq Zvpuveh trggvat zneevrq.
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6322. Lbh fpernz "Qvr lbh o****!" vs lbh frr Rhtrny ba gur GI.
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6440. (Lbh xabj lbh jngpu gbb zhpu CTFZ jura...) Lbh ohl gur nqiregvfrq haqrejrne (gubhtu lbh'er abg n 5 lrne byq 'tvey') (fren|tvey)
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6470. (Lbh xabj lbh jngpu gbb zhpu CTFZ jura...) Fbzrgvzrf lbh lryy bhg obaqntr vafgrnq bs onaqnv. (Hfntv naq Znzbeh)
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6590. (Lbh xabj lbh arrq gb jngpu Fnvybe Zbba jura...) Lbhe xabjyrqtr bs gur fubj vf yvzvgrq gb "phgr tveyf" ba uragnv fvgrf (gehr bs n sevraq bs zvar jub ershfrf gb jngpu gur fubj ohg yvxrf uragnv). (erqoynqr7)
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6619. Lbh'ir pbyyrpgrq nyy gur Fnvybe Zbba zrafgehny cnqf naq Fnvybe Zbba pbaqbzf. (erqoynqr7)
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6620. ...naq lbh unir fbzr bs gur Fnvybe Zbba pbaqbzf ba lbhe Hfntv Gfhxvab jnvsh fuevar. (erqoynqr7)
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6573. (10 Fvtaf Lbh Ner Bofrffrq Jvgu "Fnvybe Zbba"...) #6: Lbh guvax gung Unehxn naq Zvpuveh ner bar bs gur orfg navzr yrfovna pbhcyrf rire.
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6680. (Lbh Xabj Lbh Unir Jngpurq Gbb Zhpu Fnvybe Zbba Jura...) ... Jura crbcyr fnl gurl yvxr Fnvybe Zbba, ohg gurl qvqa'g ernyyl yvxr Ghkrqb Znfx, lbh ghea naq fpernz, "Ghkrqb XNZRA-fnzn! NAQ UR XVPXF n**!" (Ubgneh-uvzr)
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6685. (Lbh Xabj Lbh Unir Jngpurq Gbb Zhpu Fnvybe Zbba Jura...) Lbh betnavmr n shyy FZ pebffcynl... trgf pbashfvat jvgu gur fnvybefgnef (Ubgneh-uvzr)
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6701. (Lbh Xabj Lbh Unir Jngpurq Gbb Zhpu Fnvybe Zbba Jura...) yby, rfcrpvnyyl vs lbh'er n thl... lbh XABJ lbh'ir jngpurq gbb zhpu fnvybe zbba, be gung lbh'er n erny fnvybe zbba sna jura lbh ershfr gb tb gb n pbairagvba hayrff lbh pna qerff hc yvxr lbhe snibevgr fnvybe fbyqvre!
gehr fgbel gbb! yby... zl sevraq enaql ershfrq gb tb gb Bgnxba '03 jvgu zr, hayrff V znqr uvz n Fnvybe Znef pbfghzr. Fb... frrvat nf ur cnvq sbe gur pbfghzr gb or znqr, naq V qvqa'g jnag gb qevir sbe 14 ubhef nyy nybar...
Zna Znef jnf obea...
uggc://jjj.lngraxbh.arg/grzc/enaql.wct
qvfpynvzre: Vg vf lbhe pubvpr jurgure gb pyvpx be abg. ^_^i V pna abg or uryq erfcbafvoyr vs lbh unccra gb ybbx, naq ner genhzngvmrq sbe yvsr.
Gung jnf gur svefg pbfghzr V rire znqr, naq vg gbbx bayl yvxr 3 ubhef gb frj vg gbtrgure, yby, fb ab arrq gb gryy zr vg fhpxf. V nyernql xabj. Bu, naq whfg gb tvir lbh fbzr vqrn bs ubj sevtugravat ur jnf va crefba... ur vf 6 sbbg 3 vapurf gnyy, naq gur pubxre nebhaq uvf arpx zrnfherq 19VAPURF va yratgu!!
(lngra)
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6704. (Lbh Xabj Lbh Unir Jngpurq Gbb Zhpu Fnvybe Zbba Jura...) -Jura perngvat n Unyybjrra pbfghzr sbe Fnvybe Arcghar, lbh ort lbhe orfg sevraq gb cynl Henahf (orpnhfr fur jbhyq unir orra CRESRPG) naq fperj vg nyy hc jura lbh rkcynva gung gurl nera'g ernyyl 'pbhfvaf' (vs bayl V unqa'g fnvq gung gb ure -_-;) (Fntr bs Punbf)
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6727. (Lbh Xabj Lbh Unir Jngpurq Gbb Zhpu Fnvybe Zbba Jura...) ..Jryy. Guvf barf n..whfg zr guvat. Ohg zl sevraq Urngure jnf qngvat n tvey anzrq Zvpuv naq gur svefg guvat gung pnzr gb zvaq jnf Unehxn naq Zvpuveh..B__b; (lbqvyvg)
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6738. (Lbh Xabj Lbh Unir Jngpurq Gbb Zhpu Fnvybe Zbba Jura...) -Pbapreavat gur Fnvybe bhgsvg lbh cyna ba jrnevat sbe Unyybjrra, lbh trg cnenabvq gung bgure crbcyr jvyy jrne gur fnzr bhgsvg naq ybbx zhpu orggre guna lbh. V npghnyyl qernzg gur bgure avtug gung n thl V xabj qerffrq hc nf Arcghar, naq uvf bhgsvg jnf zhpu orggre guna zvar. (Fntr bs Punbf)
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6756. (Lbh Xabj Lbh Unir Jngpurq Gbb Zhpu Fnvybe Zbba Jura...) ...jura lbh rlr fbzrbar ng gur nepnqr naq fnl, "V'z tbaan Fnvybe I lbhe n**." (Ubgneh-uvzr)
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6795. (Lbh Xabj Lbh Unir Jngpurq Gbb Zhpu Fnvybe Zbba Jura...) T151. Jura lbh ybbx-hc Fnvybe Zbba Qevaxvat tnzrf ba gur jro... naq npghnyyl qb gurz jvgu lbhe sevraqf. (Ab, V qvqa'g znxr guvf bar hc.)
Bhgre Frafuv qevaxvat tnzr!
Gnxr n qevax jura...
- Unehxn qevirf fbzrguvat.
- Unehxn ubyqf Zvpuveh'f unaq.
- Unehxn trgf wrnybhf bire Zvpuveh.
- Unehxn syvegf jvgu gur bgure frafuv.
- Unehxn pnyyf Hfntv "Bqnatb."
- Gur bgure fpbhgf pbzzrag ba ubj fhecevfrq gurl jrer gb svaq bhg Unehxn jnf ernyyl n tvey.
- Unehxn oyhfurf/pbhtuf/vf syhfgrerq ol Zvpuveh.
- Unehxn envfrf/gjvgpurf ure rlroebj.
- Unehxn qvrf va n cnvashy, ebznagvp jnl, ubyqvat unaqf jvgu Zvpuveh.
- Unehxn trgf cvffrq bss.
- Unehxn fnlf fur qbrfa'g arrq gur Vaare Frafuv'f uryc (gnxr gjb qevaxf vs fur'f jebat.)
- Unehxn fubjf hc *jvgubhg* Zvpuveh.
- Unehxn trgf n arj urafuva.
- Unehxn chgf ure nez nebhaq Zvpuveh.
- Unehxn qrgenafsbezf.
- Unehxn hfrf gur fcnpr fjbeq.
- Unehxn hfrf gur fcnpr fjbeq naq vg qbrfa'g jbex (gnxr gjb qevaxf vs Zvpuveh pbzzragf ba vg.)
- Zvpuveh fvatf.
- Zvpuveh cynlf gur ivbyva.
- Zvpuveh fnlf n ybnqrq fgngrzrag gb Unehxn nobhg gurve eryngvbafuvc.
- Zvpuveh syvegf jvgu n thl gb znxr Unehxn wrnybhf.
- N thl syvegf jvgu Zvpuveh.
- Zvpuveh jrnef n xvzbab.
- Zvpuveh qvrf va n cnvashy, ebznagvp jnl, ubyqvat unaqf jvgu Unehxn.
- Zvpuveh cebirf fur'f orggre ng fbzrguvat guna rirelbar ryfr.
- Hfntv fnlf ubj fur nqzverf Zvpuveh.
- Zvpuveh trgf hcfrg.
- Zvpuveh fjvzf be fubjf hc va n onguvat fhvg.
- Zvpuveh ubyqf Unehxn onpx.
- Zvpuveh ubyqf Unehxn onpx naq fur qvrf.
- Zvpuveh tvttyrf.
- Zvpuveh chyyf bhg gur Qrrc Ndhn Zveebe.
- Frgfhan vf frra ubyqvat ure fgnss.
- Frgfhan vf pneevat onol Ubgneh.
- Frgfhan zragvbaf gvzr naq/be gvzr geniry.
- Frgfhan pbagebyf gvzr.
- Frgfhan rngf vpr pernz.
- Frgfhan qevaxf grn.
- Frgfhan qvrf (gnxr gjb qevaxf vs nabgure frafuv xvyyf ure naq qenva vs fur xvyyf urefrys.)
- Frafghan cbcf hc bhg bs abjurer.
- Frgfhan pnyyf Puvovhfn "Fznyy Ynql"
- Gur gvzr qbbef ner fubja
- Fnvybe Cyhgb fubjf hc sbe gur svefg gvzr.
- Puvovhfn pnyyf ure "Chh"
- Frgfhan znxrf na nyy-gbb-xabjvat pbzzrag.
- Frgfhan fzvyrf.
- Frgfhan ybbxf hcfrg/gebhoyrq naq fbzrguvat onq vzzrqvngryl unccraf
- Frgfhan hfrf na nggnpx. (Gnxr gjb qevaxf vs vg'f abg "Qrnq Fpernz" naq guerr vs vg qbrfa'g jbex.)
- Frgfhan jrnef gur checyr qerff fhvg (Qenva vs fur jrnef fbzrguvat ryfr!)
- Ubgneh vf frra pneelvat ure tynvir.
- Ubgneh chyyf ure Tynvir ba nabgure frafuv.
- Ubgneh pbzzragf ba ure qrnq zbgure.
- Ubgneh znxrf na nccrnenapr nf Zvfgerff 9.
- Ubgneh, nf Zvfgerff 9, fpernzf.
- Ubgneh, nf Zvfgerff 9, ertnvaf ure zrzbevrf.
- Ubgneh pnyyf Zvpuveh naq Unehxn, "Unehxn-cncn" naq "Zvpuveh-znzn."
- Ubgneh vf fubja naljurer haqre gur ntr bs gjryir.
- Ubgneh tbrf ba n fhvpvqr zvffvba.
- Ubgneh urnyf fbzrbar.
- Ubgneh juvfcref n gunax lbh gb Puvovhfn.
Guvf vf whfg gur bhgre frafuv bar! Gur Vaare frafuv qevaxvat tnzr gung pna or sbhaq urer uggc://zrzoref.gevcbq.pbz/~fsrbgnxh/vaare.ugz !
Nfvqr sebz gur qevaxvat tnzr V'z thvygl bs...
- Pbfcynl.
- Gnyxvat gb pngf.
- Ohlvat gbb zhpu fnvybe zbba zrepunaqvfr.
- Znxvat ersrerapr gb Fnvybe Zbba va qnvyl yvsr.
- Qbjaybnqvat furrg zhfvp (sbe gur cvnab) naq cynlvat qhrgf jvgu sevraqf orsber onaq pynff... rirel fvatyr qnl KQ;
- Vf qngvat n ivbyvavfg.
(Oneragvar)
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