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CREATE TABLE `shweets` (
`id` int(11) NOT NULL AUTO_INCREMENT,
`date` timestamp NOT NULL DEFAULT CURRENT_TIMESTAMP,
`text` varchar(155) DEFAULT NULL,
`upvotes` int(11) NOT NULL DEFAULT '0',
`approved` tinyint(1) DEFAULT '0',
`vote_time` int(11) DEFAULT '0',
`raw_score` decimal(7,3) DEFAULT '0.000',
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INSERT INTO `shweets` VALUES (2,'2012-08-20 20:46:07','so many different layers. I feel like I\'m an archeologist traveling through different poop time periods',2,0,13,'0.000'),(3,'2012-08-18 23:01:29','Littleneck clams are the major ingredient in this seafood mud soup',4,0,12,'0.001'),(4,'2012-08-17 21:57:51','Perfect timing! dropping off some rusty logs just before leaving on a road trip. was expecting much worse after that Indian food last night',0,0,NULL,NULL),(5,'2012-08-15 23:45:55','blocked up. really want lunch but in stuck on this god damn toilet.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(6,'2012-08-13 21:55:52','Chili mac and cheese is bubbling out of my ass. BBQ nachos are on deck. I\'m least concerned about the beer can chicken. #RomneyRyan',0,0,NULL,NULL),(7,'2012-08-09 22:21:49','Fresh ingredients today, full colon tomorrow.',1,0,11,'0.000'),(8,'2012-08-08 02:48:45','Feels like I\'m shitting in a sauna',0,0,NULL,NULL),(9,'2012-08-04 09:45:06','shaken up soda can AKA my asshole just exploded with soy sauce',0,0,NULL,NULL),(10,'2012-07-26 21:21:13','nothing like some gas station coffee to force out this brown slushy liquid from my butt',0,0,NULL,NULL),(11,'2012-07-26 21:12:24','OPEN THE FLOODGATES!!!!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(12,'2012-07-22 19:20:44','Looks like a bowl of count chocula cereal. dry.',5,0,12,'0.001'),(13,'2012-07-19 21:46:06','Some Thai related bathroom issues first thing when I got to work',0,0,NULL,NULL),(14,'2012-07-18 01:01:02','This stench makes me feel like a horrible person.',5,0,11,'0.001'),(15,'2012-07-16 22:50:47','Laid some TP to define the drop zone. Boom.',2,0,11,'0.001'),(16,'2012-07-12 09:29:48','uh oh... that paella is having a party in my lower intestine.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(17,'2012-07-11 06:24:42','This toilet sees more butts than an ashtray.',1,0,10,'0.001'),(18,'2012-07-08 08:24:53','Some intense neighboring shits going on around me during bingo intermission.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(19,'2012-07-07 19:21:56','Firecrackers out my ass at Firecracker Bingo.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(20,'2012-07-05 19:49:23','Small dry deer scat topped off by Campbell\'s soup.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(21,'2012-07-03 22:41:04','This last little bit just won\'t budge. might have to rock a nutella-cheek sandwich the rest of the day',0,0,NULL,NULL),(22,'2012-06-30 22:43:44','Canadian ass sludge slowly working its way out. Too much poutine...',0,0,NULL,NULL),(23,'2012-06-25 23:54:39','Fear the day\'s skid marks after feeling a chunk slide down my cheek.',2,0,12,'0.000'),(24,'2012-06-22 02:47:04','This Mediterranean burrito has created a butt hole roadblock',0,0,NULL,NULL),(25,'2012-06-21 01:28:22','Found both the words \"odor\" and \"smelly\" while playing scramble on the toilet',1,0,11,'0.000'),(26,'2012-06-16 03:27:06','really having some difficulties today. not sure how sushi could block me up like this',0,0,NULL,NULL),(27,'2012-06-16 03:17:47','pretty sure yesterday\'s questionable sushi is coming out right now',0,0,NULL,NULL),(28,'2012-06-14 23:25:12','Fresh skid marks all ready to greet my morning.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(29,'2012-06-14 11:05:24','Essentially playing minecraft with balls of poop',1,0,13,'0.000'),(30,'2012-06-11 23:06:23','Moist swamp smell is making my nose run',0,0,NULL,NULL),(31,'2012-06-11 23:05:52','Bowl is like the bubbling mud pits of Yellowstone.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(32,'2012-06-09 00:58:17','Slow bubbling farts... I knew it was time.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(33,'2012-06-08 21:23:01','A shit streak right on the seat in the handicap stall. Really? Fucking animals.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(34,'2012-06-07 21:06:35','Ikea meatballs + siracha = painful morning',0,0,NULL,NULL),(35,'2012-06-06 10:00:51','this turd smells much closer to my\nnose than it really is',0,0,NULL,NULL),(36,'2012-06-06 09:52:08','Looks like a brown slug trying to escape a bowl prison. halfway out of the water',0,0,NULL,NULL),(37,'2012-06-04 21:01:36','A streak in the handicap stall by 10am? IMPOSSIBRU!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(38,'2012-06-01 21:08:06','Just sitting here making some coffee flavored dark chocolate kisses before the drive to work',0,0,NULL,NULL),(39,'2012-06-01 20:33:35','Another DSR first: virgin bowl at 9:30 AM on Amtrak\'s northeast regional.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(40,'2012-06-01 20:27:46','A DSR first. Leaving a mushy stinker in the chemical toilet on Amtrak\'s 95 regional.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(41,'2012-05-31 00:27:30','Feels like I\'m an oatmeal factory',0,0,NULL,NULL),(42,'2012-05-29 22:48:44','this smoothie-textured shit smells like the depths of the Housatonic river',1,0,11,'0.000'),(43,'2012-05-29 10:00:37','Just crop-dusted about a mile\'s worth of 23rd Street.',4,0,1,'1.002'),(44,'2012-05-22 21:59:14','Did you ever think you were going to die from a shit? http://t.co/O40htJfz',1,0,11,'0.000'),(45,'2012-05-20 22:53:29','MOTHER OF GOD',1,0,11,'0.000'),(46,'2012-05-20 21:01:44','first one to work on Sunday, the bowl couldn\'t be more fresh.',2,0,11,'0.001'),(47,'2012-05-12 23:28:23','Word to God, each of my dumps just now was adorned with a quarter-inch rosette of sriracha.',2,0,11,'0.001'),(48,'2012-05-11 00:28:11','I am handicapped, at least as indicated by how much time I spend in the handicapped stall. #getthisoutame',0,0,NULL,NULL),(49,'2012-05-09 23:04:07','No matter how much effort I put into voiding my bowels at home, am always hit with a tsunami once I get to work #pavlovian',0,0,NULL,NULL),(50,'2012-05-09 03:28:34','Someone\'s been here.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(51,'2012-05-09 00:00:01','Looks like I\'m battin cleanup.',1,0,9,'0.002'),(52,'2012-05-06 21:54:07','Shitty De Mayo. stomach sounds like a blender. wtf is going on',0,0,NULL,NULL),(53,'2012-04-29 09:50:56','Had a milkshake. Can\'t stop beefing.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(54,'2012-04-26 22:45:27','Handicap stall, day 2. Larry David would call me out.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(55,'2012-04-26 09:47:52','I\'m one Jimmy Greenspoon away from a Three Dog Night.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(56,'2012-04-26 09:21:30','Tzatzikiaaaaa!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(57,'2012-04-26 01:17:08','Handicap stall? Sure, I earned it.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(58,'2012-04-25 01:30:13','Shitting in the bathroom one floor below, has same layout as my floor. Cleaner. Stall door locks. Fresher scent.',1,0,11,'0.000'),(59,'2012-04-24 10:24:16','no thanks to me',0,0,NULL,NULL),(60,'2012-04-24 10:24:04','This bathroom reeks of bleach and sloppy diarrhea',0,0,NULL,NULL),(61,'2012-04-16 07:53:15','Even the DSR cant handle this load.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(62,'2012-04-15 06:40:52','Christen the new neighborhood bar. Toilet right next to kitchen. Sorry.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(63,'2012-04-13 21:46:55','Flowing like water.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(64,'2012-04-09 23:09:24','Daily inference of which of the two toilets was used less recently.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(65,'2012-04-06 23:57:39','Dunno how you all do a post-mortem on your shits on this thing. I\'m tweeting while I dump! #videogames',0,0,NULL,NULL),(66,'2012-04-06 22:27:49','Violent sneeze coincides with rapid anal unload. Wild.',1,0,11,'0.000'),(67,'2012-04-06 02:10:58','Half a gallon of grapefruit pulp just soundlessly rocketed out of my asshole. Messy, but scurvy-free.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(68,'2012-04-04 21:53:13','Virgin bowl at 7:50AM. At last! My white ass not sitting on Asian pubes during my morning dump.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(69,'2012-04-04 02:50:13','Just sitting down for a pee.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(70,'2012-04-02 20:54:44','Greased lightning',0,0,NULL,NULL),(71,'2012-03-29 23:26:35','1. Wake up. \n2. Drop serious douce at work. \n3. Profit.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(72,'2012-03-29 21:01:50','This poo is like a trip to the farm...beef lamb chicken eggs and even goat!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(73,'2012-03-29 05:14:41','round 2 within 30 minutes. I knew that sandwich had been sitting out too long. balls just got completely soaked. fuck.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(74,'2012-03-28 23:45:56','Finally ate well yesterday. Predicting an entire day spent #righthere.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(75,'2012-03-28 22:00:18','Pork chop muting salutary effects of massive spinach portion. Clearly more to come.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(76,'2012-03-27 22:50:53','Venti coffee work your magic!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(77,'2012-03-25 23:52:23','mud volcano explosion upon flushing',0,0,NULL,NULL),(78,'2012-03-23 02:33:13','It\'s 12:30. I just hope I get outa here in time for my 2PM meeting.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(79,'2012-03-22 20:37:26','Literally made a mad dash from my cube to the bathroom. Trying to hold it was killing me and I almost shit myself in the process.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(80,'2012-03-22 06:44:43','my gas and deposit smell uncannily similar to brussel sprouts... had a burrito for dinner though. no BS #',0,0,NULL,NULL),(81,'2012-03-22 00:11:29','Smells like #manure in here',0,0,NULL,NULL),(82,'2012-03-18 18:32:02','Why does it take 30 minutes for me to fully shit in the morning?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(83,'2012-03-18 09:03:26','What a sad little beer shit on saint Patrick\'s day',0,0,NULL,NULL),(84,'2012-03-17 23:46:34','Mid-wipe i had to poo more. Annoying.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(85,'2012-03-17 00:23:05','Just got to third base with the toilet',0,0,NULL,NULL),(86,'2012-03-16 23:03:39','Beef taco go boom.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(87,'2012-03-16 21:50:27','Just shitting my brains out, nothing to see here',0,0,NULL,NULL),(88,'2012-03-16 20:08:01','Nuclear winter in the toilet bowl.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(89,'2012-03-16 19:52:18','Taco night = gassy morning',0,0,NULL,NULL),(90,'2012-03-14 20:18:35','Screamed \"good morning\" at coworkers as i ran into work directly into the shitter',0,0,NULL,NULL),(91,'2012-03-13 21:46:39','24 oz of strong \'jo turns my ass into a log flume.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(92,'2012-03-13 20:04:39','Szechwan emergency - first office accomplishment in a week.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(93,'2012-03-12 03:02:03','motion sensor lights just shut off on me... is that my cue to hurry up?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(94,'2012-03-11 08:18:29','Am dying in here',0,0,NULL,NULL),(95,'2012-03-10 20:22:42','Spent 20 min here and thought it was done, wiped and all. Pushing out some loud soft serve now and have to do it all over again.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(96,'2012-03-09 06:04:54','Hunan ass vomit.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(97,'2012-03-07 22:29:47','Who knew so much shit could come out twice in two hours.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(98,'2012-03-07 01:35:00','Dropping loose stools while updating my firmware. #howironic',0,0,NULL,NULL),(99,'2012-03-06 09:09:22','those demons wanted to come out real fast',0,0,NULL,NULL),(100,'2012-03-03 08:59:03','Literally ran home to drop off this payload. Required two flushes.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(101,'2012-02-28 11:47:57','oh good god it smells like summer-day-old filled diaper',0,0,NULL,NULL),(102,'2012-02-27 08:41:38','Never a moment\'s peace',0,0,NULL,NULL),(104,'2012-02-24 03:10:25','Got up too soon.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(105,'2012-02-24 03:02:39','Would like to do something today other than take shits. Body does not agree.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(106,'2012-02-23 08:27:25','Burrito and coffee to keep things interesting',0,0,NULL,NULL),(107,'2012-02-22 04:51:41','Not enough toilets at work. #shitting',0,0,NULL,NULL),(108,'2012-02-22 00:16:32','Second MASSIVE shit today! Baby bok choy!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(109,'2012-02-21 10:29:08','fuck these dirty lamb chops!!! so much splatter',0,0,NULL,NULL),(110,'2012-02-21 10:22:59','lambchop\'s sing along. I mean, diarrhea along.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(111,'2012-02-18 04:51:57','Big office faux pas: u finish the tp, put a new roll on. Dont just leave the old cardboard tube. Wtf',0,0,NULL,NULL),(112,'2012-02-17 05:29:53','FUCK IT\nWE\'LL DO IT HANDICAP',0,0,NULL,NULL),(113,'2012-02-17 03:25:14','sounds like the guy in the other stall is giving birth',1,0,11,'0.000'),(114,'2012-02-17 03:22:39','if you think about it, when in a bathroom you\'re breathing in air that has been in other peoples rectums. chew on that for a bit. #GOP',0,0,NULL,NULL),(115,'2012-02-15 05:25:15','A big poopy bullfrog laid eggs right up my keister. The scatpoles are hatching at an alarming rate.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(116,'2012-02-15 01:37:50','The handicapped stall here is bigger than my apartment.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(117,'2012-02-14 22:33:51','Forced to crap in the previous occupant\'s cloud of green smoke. Smell pike not enough fiber.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(118,'2012-02-14 06:53:28','What do you do if your boss is obviously in the next stall over?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(119,'2012-02-14 04:56:28','Spend most of the working day on the toilet due to #amphetamine discharges.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(120,'2012-02-11 11:50:02','Always takes two goes to get that Chipotle out.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(121,'2012-02-09 23:58:07','gurgling disgusting mess coming from 2 stalls over #Gingrich #Romney #RonPaul #RickSantorum',0,0,NULL,NULL),(122,'2012-02-04 00:32:29','ridding my body of those dry-rubbed ribs. asshole is crying from the chipotle sauce #',0,0,NULL,NULL),(123,'2012-02-03 04:39:40','Mmm broccoli and cauliflower tastes just like a fat colon emptying the next day. #superfood',0,0,NULL,NULL),(124,'2012-02-02 01:36:14','Laced with undigested bits of last night\'s dinner. Feels like a brick loaded with framing nails. Miralax time.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(125,'2012-02-01 23:27:05','Smells like baby bok choy, garlic and ginger. Appropriate.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(126,'2012-01-28 01:41:24','Coiled up like a cartoon cobra.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(127,'2012-01-27 12:17:42','balls soaked from that splash',0,0,NULL,NULL),(128,'2012-01-25 03:52:54','Round 4. This is harder to sit through than a #Republican Debate',0,0,NULL,NULL),(129,'2012-01-25 02:56:46','ok that looks like wet kitty litter',0,0,NULL,NULL),(130,'2012-01-25 02:43:09','Round 3, each time a different consistency.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(131,'2012-01-25 01:17:10','JUST TOOK A SHIT THAT LOOKS LIKE @CrankyVince \'s BICEPS',0,0,NULL,NULL),(132,'2012-01-25 01:02:37','round 2 so soon, still burning',0,0,NULL,NULL),(133,'2012-01-25 00:26:40','as this dark space rock enters the toilets atmosphere it is breaking up into small - yet very dense - fragments. #NewtGingrich',0,0,NULL,NULL),(134,'2012-01-24 15:55:14','that left over chicken phaal was a bad idea #Decision2012',0,0,NULL,NULL),(135,'2012-01-22 04:07:26','Carmines of NYC. Pasta boom!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(136,'2012-01-22 00:27:09','dark brown/red bowl filled to the brim. I don\'t believe in courtesy flushes but I\'m gonna have to give myself one now',0,0,NULL,NULL),(137,'2012-01-22 00:19:52','last nights chicken phaal is making my ass bleed as it phaals out',0,0,NULL,NULL),(138,'2012-01-20 01:31:49','who knew a bacon/egg/cheese on a garlic bagel could block someone up so bad. #NewtGingrich #MittRomney',0,0,NULL,NULL),(139,'2012-01-18 14:57:38','Today\'s third duke, now tired. I think I\'m, like, inconsequent or something. #HmmHmmHeh',0,0,NULL,NULL),(140,'2012-01-18 13:52:19','I\'m looking at a couple of swollen snickers bars floating in this toilet',0,0,NULL,NULL),(141,'2012-01-16 09:36:27','Found. Downstairs bathroom festering unflushed poop dissolved to poop soup. #notafreshbowl',0,0,NULL,NULL),(142,'2012-01-14 11:19:25','That drunken noodle turned into Lead noodle. just busted a hole through the bottom of the toilet with that deposit',0,0,NULL,NULL),(143,'2012-01-11 05:12:11','There are no treadmills or dumbbells in here, there\'s just an endless supply of Stygian fossil mud.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(144,'2012-01-07 04:19:52','A shrapnel filled log that has turned my poohole into a wound.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(145,'2012-01-06 00:12:21','that\'s the last time I put siracha hot sauce and jalape?os in my burrito',0,0,NULL,NULL),(146,'2012-01-06 00:06:55','Someone just walked up to the pisser - whistling, started to piss, farted (a squeaker) and mumbled \"ohh yeahh\"',0,0,NULL,NULL),(147,'2012-01-05 13:15:26','it looks like a manatee butt banged a slug',0,0,NULL,NULL),(148,'2012-01-05 09:27:07','Everyone farting in wait for the can after a heavy dinner at annie\'s paramount steakhouse.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(149,'2012-01-03 03:54:08','Some sort of post-organic hate slurry is dripping out of me like a hot milkshake.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(150,'2011-12-29 09:54:21','That was a joyless poo sesh. I predict another in an hour.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(151,'2011-12-26 01:18:55','some very soft Yule logs splattering out my Xmas anus. #MerryChristmas',0,0,NULL,NULL),(152,'2011-12-22 01:25:29','new mountain forming, not caused by millions of years of volcanic activity and plate shifting... just one meal and a sore ass',0,0,NULL,NULL),(153,'2011-12-20 23:45:36','I don\'t remember eating broken glass last night',0,0,NULL,NULL),(154,'2011-12-20 00:52:08','This auto flush commode appears to have been switched to bidet mode',0,0,NULL,NULL),(155,'2011-12-20 00:05:45','this reeks of unhealthy consumption',0,0,NULL,NULL),(156,'2011-12-19 02:04:40','chicken chow-fun smoothie',0,0,NULL,NULL),(157,'2011-12-18 06:30:26','A good dump is one of the few authentic pleasures in life.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(158,'2011-12-18 01:25:33','feels like a big ball of hardened playdough which was rolled in sand before it dried out. hurts like a mother fucker',0,0,NULL,NULL),(159,'2011-12-15 05:40:01','it smells like a dog is shitting in my stall',0,0,NULL,NULL),(160,'2011-12-14 23:27:41','These thrones have auto flush...how is it possible that the TP remnants of the previous occupant\'s phase 2 wipe sesh are still in the bowl?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(161,'2011-12-14 03:09:02','just a prediction: this pulled chicken sandwich with habanera sauce is going to make my shit look like bloody baby food',0,0,NULL,NULL),(162,'2011-12-12 10:23:37','4th or 5th time today, I lost count. Ass is on fire.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(163,'2011-12-12 04:20:27','While rushing for an urgent pee, I found that I also had to poop. I pissed on the floor while fumbling with my pants. Darn it all.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(164,'2011-12-09 00:58:56','i think the guy in the other stall is asleep or dead. probably dead',0,0,NULL,NULL),(165,'2011-12-08 07:16:10','this Kashi cereal turns poop into instant bolders. fuck this',0,0,NULL,NULL),(166,'2011-12-07 12:47:52','There is nothing less satisfying than an unsatisfying poo session. Except maybe a terrible blowjob.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(167,'2011-12-05 11:41:11','think I just shit myself #woops',0,0,NULL,NULL),(168,'2011-12-04 02:29:34','this pork belly slipped right out',0,0,NULL,NULL),(169,'2011-12-01 04:38:44','Frachos: fries, cheese, tomato, green onion, jalape?os, BBQ pork, BBQ sauce, third degree rectal burns.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(170,'2011-11-29 03:50:29','just urinatin\' from my anus...',0,0,NULL,NULL),(171,'2011-11-28 10:50:00','it\'s true, lentil soup is the same before and after',0,0,NULL,NULL),(172,'2011-11-28 03:11:52','A series of opaque field drab prisms in the exact shape of my partially dilated anus.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(173,'2011-11-27 09:31:02','B11 - bingo shits',0,0,NULL,NULL),(174,'2011-11-27 02:28:59','Pretty sure that a capsaicin solution of remarkably high molarity just seeped out of my asshole.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(175,'2011-11-25 09:45:18','Machine gun asshole. 5th time today. Agony.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(176,'2011-11-20 12:48:59','fantastic',0,0,NULL,NULL),(177,'2011-11-19 03:33:21','2 people shitting in a dead quiet bathroom is pretty gross',0,0,NULL,NULL),(178,'2011-11-16 05:06:40','u take piss in toilet...y u no flush????',0,0,NULL,NULL),(179,'2011-11-12 00:09:14','Just delivered a bowl full of seasoned curly fries, ex post facto.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(180,'2011-11-11 22:43:08','pretty sure this is 2 very different meals coming out of me',0,0,NULL,NULL),(181,'2011-11-07 03:35:38','Sunday: when NFL quarterbacks try to match the intensity of my Duke slinging.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(182,'2011-11-04 23:43:09','there is a shmear of poop on the wall in here',0,0,NULL,NULL),(183,'2011-11-02 23:43:10','round 1 expelled before BBQ lunch. round 2 will not be very far away',0,0,NULL,NULL),(184,'2011-11-02 10:25:07','jumped the gun... sitting here with an empty bowl after 15 minutes',0,0,NULL,NULL),(185,'2011-11-01 21:39:22','someone is shooting buckshots in the other stall. sounds like a gun fight between us.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(186,'2011-10-29 02:31:38','Buckshot made of perfectly cubed Ginger fried chicken.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(187,'2011-10-28 19:33:41','INDIAN MUD SLIDE COMING THROUGH',0,0,NULL,NULL),(188,'2011-10-28 09:03:55','3rd chili bomb of the day. Fuck',0,0,NULL,NULL),(189,'2011-10-28 02:11:33','Dumping dumplings.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(190,'2011-10-27 19:41:39','Molten ass lava burning the rim',0,0,NULL,NULL),(191,'2011-10-27 01:43:47','The smelly Play-Doh Fun Factory that is my asshole could really learn something from the ice maker on the fridge.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(192,'2011-10-26 23:52:33','there are four people shitting right now including me. #occupytoilets',0,0,NULL,NULL),(193,'2011-10-24 23:21:50','I think I just pooped a tangle of paperclips.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(194,'2011-10-24 03:53:05','Paranormal Activity 4, the pooltergeist',0,0,NULL,NULL),(195,'2011-10-23 02:20:52','\"2nd poop of the day was wayyyy worse...It\'s like I ate some alfredo or something.\" -- @CramerTheFace',0,0,NULL,NULL),(196,'2011-10-22 23:42:01','Decadent alfredo sauce is oozing from my sphincter.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(197,'2011-10-22 05:25:29','Some poops smell like a delicious meal from the bowl, but when I scoop some from my asshole, it just smells like shit.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(198,'2011-10-22 01:32:56','this shit is the product of 2 days worth of food.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(199,'2011-10-20 03:10:49','When a few cubic centimeters of gas melt your jeans and hang over you for nigh on a minute, it\'s time to get thee to the bog.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(200,'2011-10-14 01:50:31','#occupytoilet',0,0,NULL,NULL),(201,'2011-10-14 01:46:34','it\'s OK to use the handicap stall right?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(202,'2011-10-13 04:19:34','EOD sloppy shit sesh. this bathroom now smells like a wet diaper',0,0,NULL,NULL),(203,'2011-10-10 02:07:17','sweaty poop',0,0,NULL,NULL),(204,'2011-10-09 20:09:59','Huge dumps',0,0,NULL,NULL),(205,'2011-10-07 02:09:59','squeezing out rye bread',0,0,NULL,NULL),(206,'2011-10-06 01:12:39','Still shitting out the Big E from Sunday.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(207,'2011-10-04 00:50:58','Third absolutely enormous bomb dropped just after lunch. Explains yesterday\'s bloated feeling.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(208,'2011-10-03 23:52:04','round 2 before lunch. straight slushing',0,0,NULL,NULL),(209,'2011-10-03 21:28:49','12\" of fresh pow',0,0,NULL,NULL),(210,'2011-10-03 20:04:03','NUCLEAR!!!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(211,'2011-10-02 21:34:42','pretty sure turtle shells are coming out. this hurts',0,0,NULL,NULL),(212,'2011-10-02 19:31:32','Split right open',0,0,NULL,NULL),(213,'2011-09-30 09:34:52','half fart half shit, but not a shart',0,0,NULL,NULL),(214,'2011-09-29 22:44:49','You made my AM meetings miserable with your incessant knocking on my back door and now that the door is open you\'re putting up a fight!?!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(215,'2011-09-27 18:05:13','Asspissing day two',0,0,NULL,NULL),(216,'2011-09-27 06:47:55','It\'s a really good thing I didn\'t try to squeeze out a fart - I likely would have shit my pants.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(217,'2011-09-27 06:43:25','Asspissing :(',0,0,NULL,NULL),(218,'2011-09-26 22:25:05','pre-lunch diarrhea',0,0,NULL,NULL),(219,'2011-09-23 22:53:40','just making room for lunch',0,0,NULL,NULL),(220,'2011-09-23 22:25:56','Anyone alive here? Oh well, I\'ll defile this bowl anyway.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(221,'2011-09-21 01:59:15','This ass just don\'t stop',0,0,NULL,NULL),(222,'2011-09-17 02:32:46','Scrabble on iPhone: poop \'n play',0,0,NULL,NULL),(223,'2011-09-11 21:22:36','The never-ending shit',0,0,NULL,NULL),(224,'2011-09-06 21:32:34','post #LaborDay deposit at the porcelain bank',0,0,NULL,NULL),(225,'2011-09-05 19:52:25','There will be blood.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(226,'2011-09-03 01:17:34','this seat and the air are still warm from the ass of someone else',0,0,NULL,NULL),(227,'2011-09-03 00:44:56','Let\'s see how fast I can shit this newborn out. Time me.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(228,'2011-09-01 09:50:05','dropping so much weight',0,0,NULL,NULL),(229,'2011-08-31 03:57:35','Frickin antibiotics got my asshole pissing.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(230,'2011-08-30 23:19:38','post #Irene cleanup of my ass',0,0,NULL,NULL),(231,'2011-08-27 21:29:46','flying debris from hurricane #Irene out my ass',0,0,NULL,NULL),(232,'2011-08-26 19:20:32','Squeezing out the American dream.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(233,'2011-08-25 23:32:29','Big enough pile of shit for #Gadhafi to hide under',0,0,NULL,NULL),(234,'2011-08-24 01:08:31','I thought this was going to be routine but I\'ve been on here for far too long',0,0,NULL,NULL),(235,'2011-08-22 22:13:48','Clam chowder, lobster, crab cakes all coming out. this is a seafood feast',0,0,NULL,NULL),(236,'2011-08-20 21:34:32','Felt like I was shitting a piece of glass, now blood in stool :(',0,0,NULL,NULL),(237,'2011-08-20 21:33:33','Make this gas end, please!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(238,'2011-08-20 20:46:11','round two, foam like substance',0,0,NULL,NULL),(239,'2011-08-20 19:11:47','spicy in spicy out',0,0,NULL,NULL),(240,'2011-08-19 05:20:21','Diarrhea becoming explosive. Is it the stress or Monday\'s Ethiopian food?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(241,'2011-08-18 04:43:16','Pasty feeling asshole when I wipe',0,0,NULL,NULL),(242,'2011-08-16 21:44:52','THATS-AH SPICY MEATBALL. and by meatball I mean diarrhea',0,0,NULL,NULL),(243,'2011-08-16 18:58:52','Another long, shitty morning on the can.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(244,'2011-08-15 22:32:57','stinkle + shit = shtinkle?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(245,'2011-08-15 22:06:32','Needs more fiber.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(246,'2011-08-15 19:08:30','I can\'t be spending 25 minutes on the can with diarrhea every morning before work. This is getting ridiculous.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(247,'2011-08-15 19:00:34','My ass will not stop. It can\'t stop, it won\'t stop.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(248,'2011-08-12 02:22:47','two and a half dumps',0,0,NULL,NULL),(249,'2011-08-08 22:13:31','#WatchtheThrone the throne here at work is watching my ass deposit shit on it right now',0,0,NULL,NULL),(250,'2011-08-08 19:25:41','Finished wiping and got the squirts. #latetowork',0,0,NULL,NULL),(251,'2011-08-06 22:05:42','so refreshing',0,0,NULL,NULL),(252,'2011-07-31 00:45:03','papa john\'s booyah',0,0,NULL,NULL),(253,'2011-07-30 21:19:42','it\'s as if you put broccoli in a blender and mixed in mud',0,0,NULL,NULL),(254,'2011-07-29 23:04:42','Cheese, hot peppers, ground pork. Hard on the exit, hurts in the belly.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(255,'2011-07-28 22:20:10','Feels so good i moaned thrice',0,0,NULL,NULL),(256,'2011-07-28 21:52:27','Home-made hot sauce, home-made hot morning.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(257,'2011-07-25 22:19:22','Shittles',0,0,NULL,NULL),(258,'2011-07-22 03:01:24','this has the consistency of rotting grilled squash slices',0,0,NULL,NULL),(259,'2011-07-21 04:21:01','late day dump to help kill the remainder of the work day',0,0,NULL,NULL),(260,'2011-07-19 12:18:38','so many different layers of flavor',0,0,NULL,NULL),(261,'2011-07-14 21:44:12','Veggie diet means LOTS of pooing',0,0,NULL,NULL),(262,'2011-07-14 00:52:16','Hot morning extraordinaire. Four rim-searing can runs with more likely to come.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(263,'2011-07-13 20:29:46','Shitting into a freshly Ajax\'d bowl. The mingling of scents is intriguing.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(264,'2011-07-13 01:32:05','Scatomizer - noun - The human anus, when its simultaneous delivery of solid waste and its gaseous byproducts causes the waste to splatter.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(265,'2011-07-10 20:44:51','beer + chili = dragons breath shooting out my butt',0,0,NULL,NULL),(266,'2011-07-10 07:06:04','Burning hot ass mush at a port-a-potty in Chelsea.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(267,'2011-07-06 22:58:33','Consistency not commensurate with diet. Must be colonic PBR residue from 4th of July festivities.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(268,'2011-07-06 18:58:03','It\'s a liquidation sale in my colon - everything MUST go!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(269,'2011-07-06 11:04:24','too much fiber',0,0,NULL,NULL),(270,'2011-07-03 06:00:21','MAKING LOTS OF ROOOOOOOM',0,0,NULL,NULL),(271,'2011-07-02 04:08:51','Taking my time to slough off the soiled lining of my lower intestine.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(272,'2011-06-30 22:54:10','all this pushing is straining my neck',0,0,NULL,NULL),(273,'2011-06-27 23:23:35','dualing banjos, this is disgusting',0,0,NULL,NULL),(274,'2011-06-26 01:14:35','I\'ve got John Wayne\'s weight in impacted beef just chilling out in my colon.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(275,'2011-06-24 09:04:05','please let it end',0,0,NULL,NULL),(276,'2011-06-24 08:56:33','wow, I\'m back 15 minutes later with the complete opposite... pissing out my ass right now',0,0,NULL,NULL),(277,'2011-06-24 08:40:57','dropping heavy loads, too much splash, don\'t like',0,0,NULL,NULL),(278,'2011-06-23 03:15:22','HEY ASS\nY U BLOW UP SO MUCH?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(279,'2011-06-23 00:33:31','pasta with meat sauce is a bad idea for lunch.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(280,'2011-06-20 23:13:12','Second spinach blast of the day. Rumblings in gut. Anticipating third, maybe a fourth.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(281,'2011-06-20 20:07:15','1st to drop in this virgin work bowl. Feels so right.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(282,'2011-06-19 23:08:21','that Mac and cheese turned in to bricks and cheese. having some issues...',0,0,NULL,NULL),(283,'2011-06-19 23:03:38','This is getting out of hand. I\'ve been sitting here 25 minutes and there is no end in sight.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(284,'2011-06-19 08:42:37','No number of passes with the TP will remedy this.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(285,'2011-06-19 00:50:09','Pizza drop is usually a lot more impressive.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(286,'2011-06-17 23:33:28','Spinach make u go boom.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(287,'2011-06-17 09:10:20','my ass is being painted brown from this splashing',0,0,NULL,NULL),(288,'2011-06-16 22:49:56','it\'s like #Vancouver is rioting in my ass',0,0,NULL,NULL),(289,'2011-06-15 22:27:23','NoXplode... Except for my ass.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(290,'2011-06-14 00:23:34','brown steam going up my shirt in to my nostrils',0,0,NULL,NULL),(291,'2011-06-11 22:23:10','post diner dump. sausage links coming out whole',0,0,NULL,NULL),(292,'2011-06-10 02:22:42','Greasy yellow goo poo',0,0,NULL,NULL),(293,'2011-06-10 02:01:59','whoever is pissing in the stall next to me sounds like he\'s having issues',0,0,NULL,NULL),(294,'2011-06-10 02:00:44','ac broken in office, bathroom ac working... I\'ll be making constant trips',0,0,NULL,NULL),(295,'2011-06-10 01:19:47','Right angle turd, WTF http://t.co/rKCJKrU',0,0,NULL,NULL),(296,'2011-06-10 01:00:21','It\'s so hot outside that I nearly shit in my seer sucker freeballin shorts.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(297,'2011-06-08 22:47:49','Gumbo party in my ass. #hotmorning',0,0,NULL,NULL),(298,'2011-06-08 03:16:57','bloated with a brown #iCloud',0,0,NULL,NULL),(299,'2011-06-07 22:59:24','Grapefruit-sized knot of crap. Paleo diet colon cleanse.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(300,'2011-06-06 21:33:33','Thanks for the lingering sinker, Mr. I Don\'t Know How To Flush Properly.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(301,'2011-06-04 23:17:31','it feels like broccoli flowers are flowing from my anus',0,0,NULL,NULL),(302,'2011-06-04 09:33:40','Note to self: dried piss really stands out on a black lacquer toilet bowl.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(303,'2011-06-04 02:04:34','It felt entirely like gas, but with a slight sputtering sound. Looked down at a yellowish heap and wept as the auto-flush took it away.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(304,'2011-06-04 01:59:07','Liquid, yet only of moderate pressure, as if a faucet had been suddenly turned on half way. the tingle lingers',0,0,NULL,NULL),(305,'2011-06-03 09:21:35','the seat is still hot from someone else\'s ass',0,0,NULL,NULL),(306,'2011-05-31 20:31:33','My butthole is exploding!!!! Ahhhh sphincter pain begone!!!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(307,'2011-05-29 21:39:54','Cajun creation',0,0,NULL,NULL),(308,'2011-05-29 19:57:40','apple sauce factory',0,0,NULL,NULL),(309,'2011-05-29 02:32:46','unusually smelly for such a clean deposit',0,0,NULL,NULL),(310,'2011-05-28 02:50:21','Frothy, stinging disaster.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(311,'2011-05-27 09:17:14','eating slightly healthier is leading to a less sloppy stool sample. this sample does not want to come out though...',0,0,NULL,NULL),(312,'2011-05-26 23:29:21','It looked like someone threw a fudge filled ballon at that bowl. Next stall.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(313,'2011-05-25 23:57:27','A thick one pried open my asshole, and as it refused to close back up, convinced me there was more to come; was wrong.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(314,'2011-05-25 21:22:49','Paleo turds are smoothe sailing',0,0,NULL,NULL),(315,'2011-05-25 01:03:50','green wheat grass going in, brown mud coming out',0,0,NULL,NULL),(316,'2011-05-24 01:53:23','Bruised tail bone => rough times on the can',0,0,NULL,NULL),(317,'2011-05-24 01:49:13','meeting in 11 minutes... this is a race against the clock.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(318,'2011-05-24 01:48:01','Prehistoric lumps of coal',0,0,NULL,NULL),(319,'2011-05-23 08:08:40','Pain and liquid blasts',0,0,NULL,NULL),(320,'2011-05-22 23:50:21','Definitely not my last can run for the day. Still haven\'t passed the pork-veal-beef burgers consumed at midnight.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(321,'2011-05-21 04:37:16','the #rapture just took place in my stomach... unleashing a brown splattery hell right now',0,0,NULL,NULL),(322,'2011-05-20 20:58:56','16oz prime rib feels like giving birth',0,0,NULL,NULL),(323,'2011-05-20 08:42:58','brown mist in my boxers meant it was time... for diarrhea',0,0,NULL,NULL),(324,'2011-05-20 08:16:00','woops almost pooped in my pants',0,0,NULL,NULL),(325,'2011-05-20 03:21:30','bubbling noises from my bum',0,0,NULL,NULL),(326,'2011-05-19 21:22:09','There will be diarrhea',0,0,NULL,NULL),(327,'2011-05-19 02:20:37','Now THAT\'S a shit!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(328,'2011-05-18 00:02:18','Need Chipotl-away.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(329,'2011-05-17 22:21:48','straight up buck-shot to the porcelain',0,0,NULL,NULL),(330,'2011-05-17 21:53:15','Coffee liquid splatter blasted the back of the bowl',0,0,NULL,NULL),(331,'2011-05-17 21:51:57','Droppin\' some Chipotle corn kernels into the toilet of my childhood. Bit of a #hotmorning.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(332,'2011-05-17 11:00:02','pain in my groin when pushing, this can\'t be good',0,0,NULL,NULL),(333,'2011-05-16 20:00:52','Ass pipe is broke after straying from my usual paleo-like fare. Too much #farfale',0,0,NULL,NULL),(334,'2011-05-16 03:54:54','Bowel turmoil',0,0,NULL,NULL),(335,'2011-05-15 23:23:42','teach me how to dooky teach me teach me how to dooky.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(336,'2011-05-14 10:29:35','Carnitas and egg rolls. Great aroma, solid unload.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(337,'2011-05-13 21:10:43','Bubbly mush smells sour. NASTY. HAPPY FRIDAY.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(338,'2011-05-13 10:24:54','this is as shitty as #Gingrich',0,0,NULL,NULL),(339,'2011-05-12 12:14:23','What\'s a #hotmorning? Head over to www.tagdef.com/hotmorning and find out.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(340,'2011-05-12 12:12:56','Dutch-ovening myself in bed. Pork fried rice renders such a distinct scent.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(341,'2011-05-12 01:44:23','#io2011 is there a new google API that can help developers predict when i\'m going to have to shit next?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(342,'2011-05-11 20:57:32','in my system: 3 tacos (1 chorizo, 1 spicy pork, 1 chicken), 1 Mexican hot dog, sushi, lots of coffee. #hotmorning',0,0,NULL,NULL),(343,'2011-05-10 21:50:03','Hopefully this will take some pressure off my lower back.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(344,'2011-05-10 09:31:31','#threewordstoliveby steaming hot shit',0,0,NULL,NULL),(345,'2011-05-09 23:51:41','More bark than bite. Great scent though.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(346,'2011-05-09 01:06:41','Fourloko night leads to puke, shit, puke on train.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(347,'2011-05-07 11:37:11','Anticipating #hotmorning in response to piquant Ethiopian cuisine.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(348,'2011-05-07 02:53:26','Jet black mess thanks to spinach pizza last night',0,0,NULL,NULL),(349,'2011-05-06 20:57:51','Hot morning. Not quite excruciating. Coffee will help.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(350,'2011-05-06 11:08:55','dropping off some hard boiled eggs',0,0,NULL,NULL),(351,'2011-05-05 04:14:36','the smell and heat from the toilet on which i sit just uppercutted me in the nose',0,0,NULL,NULL),(352,'2011-05-05 03:01:41','Thirds time\'s a charm.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(353,'2011-05-04 03:58:20','Omg that probably looked worse than Osama bin Laden\'s face.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(354,'2011-05-02 08:13:52','had a price fixed dinner: chose one app, an entree, and desert. Now I\'m having a price fixed shit: one big brown lump',0,0,NULL,NULL),(355,'2011-04-30 11:57:39','#royalwedding this is a royal shit',0,0,NULL,NULL),(356,'2011-04-30 11:57:05','had diarrhea twice at the bar. bloody poop a result of chipotle for lunch',0,0,NULL,NULL),(357,'2011-04-30 00:37:34','Allergy-induced sneezing fit brings on a poop.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(358,'2011-04-28 10:00:31','chilllleeeee\'s baby back shits. mmmm barbecue sauce',0,0,NULL,NULL),(359,'2011-04-27 21:37:25','Lots of good crapping this morning.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(360,'2011-04-26 19:22:30','Scheisse',0,0,NULL,NULL),(361,'2011-04-26 10:48:22','Just dropped a few turds but feel like just walking off and not wiping. Fuck.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(362,'2011-04-26 00:37:02','I needed to shit but couldn\'t. I walked in to the bathroom and my eyes teared up from the stench of another. Now I\'m forced to hold it',0,0,NULL,NULL),(363,'2011-04-24 21:13:35','sacr? bleu! those cheese curds turned in to poop curds',0,0,NULL,NULL),(364,'2011-04-24 05:33:22','Peek-a-boo... Corn!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(365,'2011-04-23 07:59:46','Splattery discharge undid the shower i just took.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(366,'2011-04-23 04:44:19','Consi-pasta\'ed. Shit.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(367,'2011-04-22 23:36:04','Man, I could really go for another one of those softball-sized unloadings.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(368,'2011-04-22 09:09:21','Bar shits. Surprisingly clean bowl.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(369,'2011-04-21 22:55:44','How did my ass just expel a blob the size of a Florida grapefruit?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(370,'2011-04-21 22:40:52','That was ugly. Ugly, in the sense that sometimes it\'s pretty.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(371,'2011-04-20 23:26:43','DAMNIT I HAVE TOO MUCH WORK TO DO TO BE STUCK ON THIS TOILET',0,0,NULL,NULL),(372,'2011-04-19 23:21:27','Thought I was done, but then felt my anus squeeze a marble into my hand full of toilet paper.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(373,'2011-04-18 09:01:02','round 2 of questionable Chinese food mud slides',0,0,NULL,NULL),(374,'2011-04-18 08:40:34','Butt tuba',0,0,NULL,NULL),(375,'2011-04-18 00:21:53','This dump smells like diesel fuel',0,0,NULL,NULL),(376,'2011-04-16 14:02:13','Beer gas blast',0,0,NULL,NULL),(377,'2011-04-16 02:04:24','Fourth time sitting on the bowl today. While the first three were disappointing hard nuggs, this last one could prove Archimedes.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(378,'2011-04-15 22:15:33','smells like bonafide baby shit',0,0,NULL,NULL),(379,'2011-04-15 22:12:24','Feels like im shitting billiard balls',0,0,NULL,NULL),(380,'2011-04-14 20:39:54','Woke up to a painful dingleberry situation this morning.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(381,'2011-04-14 07:54:25','spicy lunch followed by spicy Indian dinner.. I was expecting a better showing',0,0,NULL,NULL),(382,'2011-04-13 10:35:27','Why do I bother trying to push out a few measly nugs this late when the morning brings two disasters in under 3 hours?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(383,'2011-04-11 21:09:59','Sphincter pain out of nowhere caused me to bail and head for the toilet. Someone was knocking and just couldn\'t wait.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(384,'2011-04-09 03:13:45','this burrito is firmly lodged between my right butt cheek, and my left butt cheek',0,0,NULL,NULL),(385,'2011-04-08 08:53:56','This 5 alarm chili might just burn down my asshole.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(386,'2011-04-07 22:35:17','Splish splash just soaked my balls...great job!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(387,'2011-04-07 09:33:36','the rice from the sushi expanded when it reached my colon. Having some issues',0,0,NULL,NULL),(388,'2011-04-05 20:24:36','Bombing from up high in a handicap stall during jury duty break. Voir dire.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(389,'2011-04-05 19:40:35','Heavy garlic odor in the poo this morn',0,0,NULL,NULL),(390,'2011-04-05 01:10:04','Take biodegradable packing peanuts that dissolve in water and add brown food coloring... that is what is coming out my butt',0,0,NULL,NULL),(391,'2011-04-04 21:18:36','It\'s official. Szechuan-driven hot morning.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(392,'2011-04-04 04:07:17','sputtering super soaker is my ass right now',0,0,NULL,NULL),(393,'2011-04-03 02:00:11','major backup',0,0,NULL,NULL),(394,'2011-04-02 02:46:27','Nothing like clearing the pipes before happy hour on a Friday, to prepare for the onslaught on Saturday morning.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(395,'2011-04-02 00:44:28','Another Gak-scented offering. Taped in front of a live audience at Universal Poodios.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(396,'2011-04-01 21:57:12','Ugh. It has that acrid sour odor. Gross.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(397,'2011-04-01 20:45:20','Chili continues to burn like napalm in my chili-ravaged wasteland.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(398,'2011-03-31 22:53:04','3rd shit this morning. asshole burning. this is the last time i eat nothing but chili for 2 weeks.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(399,'2011-03-31 21:26:56','it\'s as if i\'ve eaten nothing but chili for the past 2 days. o wait, that\'s exactly what i did.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(400,'2011-03-30 23:39:08','2 days worth. I\'m going to have a lot of room for lunch',0,0,NULL,NULL),(401,'2011-03-28 23:02:28','there\'s some poop on the floor in here... not mine.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(402,'2011-03-28 01:49:14','Chili diet continues to give me anus stretching',0,0,NULL,NULL),(403,'2011-03-26 22:58:00','Chili poos are always substantial',0,0,NULL,NULL),(404,'2011-03-25 23:37:49','Unrelated to shit, but love the smell of my own earwax.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(405,'2011-03-25 18:58:38','This is the shit that never ends\nIt goes on and on my friends',0,0,NULL,NULL),(406,'2011-03-25 06:01:27','shoulda took a pre-tax dump... now I gotta save this poop like I should save more money',0,0,NULL,NULL),(407,'2011-03-24 02:28:27','SaurkrOUT my ass',0,0,NULL,NULL),(408,'2011-03-24 02:07:53','How, after this morning\'s seemingly enormous payload, do I push out an even larger one, merely 6 hours later? Body, you are a mystery.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(409,'2011-03-23 02:33:46','Fingers smell like fish after wiping.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(410,'2011-03-23 02:20:34','A 15-incher with no curvature.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(411,'2011-03-22 21:49:29','the sharp shooting pain in my lower intestines told me it was time. Boy was my body right.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(412,'2011-03-21 22:01:12','According to tp browness no wipes were necessary',0,0,NULL,NULL),(413,'2011-03-21 21:58:32','Stinkin up the tard stall',0,0,NULL,NULL),(414,'2011-03-20 01:28:18','#threewordstoliveby two flushes required',0,0,NULL,NULL),(415,'2011-03-19 09:14:25','That first shit after you get home from a long trip is always the best.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(416,'2011-03-19 00:53:22','Canned beers + double late-night ramen = gelatinous float-nuggets and a stinging rim.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(417,'2011-03-18 20:11:44','Nova scotia halibut with ginger honey reduction and wasabi caviar in the shitter',0,0,NULL,NULL),(418,'2011-03-18 03:02:26','Dropped my hangover off in the bowl. Like a fucking albatross http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albatross_(metaphor)',0,0,NULL,NULL),(419,'2011-03-17 20:05:42','Smells like someone put diesel fuel and dinosaur shit in the blender',0,0,NULL,NULL),(420,'2011-03-17 09:55:15','pushing so hard!! hope I don\'t break anything',0,0,NULL,NULL),(421,'2011-03-17 01:53:31','that cat puke (subway tuna) I ate for lunch turned to stone. Brown stone.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(422,'2011-03-17 00:58:39','Sounded like a pack of salutes going off in a metal pail!!!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(423,'2011-03-14 18:43:55','Looks like a rat tail in the toilet',0,0,NULL,NULL),(424,'2011-03-14 10:52:34','This radioactive shit, by the way, smells JUST like Nickelodeon Gak. What Hell hath mine innards wrought?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(425,'2011-03-14 10:41:32','Efforts to keep fluid pumping and to release radioactive gases have not prevented fuel rods from melting in the core containment unit.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(426,'2011-03-14 01:25:46','Pink hot dogs make for black poopey.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(427,'2011-03-13 23:03:42','sausage egg and cheese has turned in to brown paint',0,0,NULL,NULL),(428,'2011-03-13 22:42:59','Pooing my way at bk in sarasota fl.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(429,'2011-03-12 04:29:31','A lot bigger than it felt on the way out.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(430,'2011-03-12 03:31:38','as a result of the tsunami, 8ft high brown waves are smashing in to this toilet bowel.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(431,'2011-03-12 01:41:02','Uh-oh. Semen leak upon squeezing my p-muscle. Time to spank it.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(432,'2011-03-11 22:19:22','Corn? I haven\'t eaten corn in over 36 hours. Bad sign.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(433,'2011-03-11 05:33:55','Second horseshoe beer shit of the day.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(434,'2011-03-11 02:31:45','Boomerang in the bowl.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(435,'2011-03-10 12:01:39','Kanye\'s song \"Monster\" is about this shit',0,0,NULL,NULL),(436,'2011-03-10 11:12:56','Hold up\nWait a minute\nLemme put some DSR up in it',0,0,NULL,NULL),(437,'2011-03-10 11:12:25','Dropping some dank nuggets',0,0,NULL,NULL),(438,'2011-03-10 05:19:44','Big sputtery farts and insubstantial turds blasted out',0,0,NULL,NULL),(439,'2011-03-09 09:26:42','this sockeye salmon is giving my butthole a black eye. not #winning',0,0,NULL,NULL),(440,'2011-03-09 01:34:47','Phase two of a slow ground beef unload.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(441,'2011-03-08 23:57:17','Reddish feces exuding reched gas making me gag',0,0,NULL,NULL),(442,'2011-03-08 23:30:52','Felt sharp tingle in left arm while scraping feces from upper sphincter. A new pressure point?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(443,'2011-03-08 22:49:20','Faredt and almost shit my pants. Turd was prairie doggin\'. Sucked it in and let it lie dormant for awhile. Now this is quite a release.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(444,'2011-03-08 06:17:28','Blew my nose in the toilet paper, folded it over and wiped my ass. That\'s multi-tasking. #winning',0,0,NULL,NULL),(445,'2011-03-08 00:09:31','On the crapper for 10 mins - tiny little shits keep coming',0,0,NULL,NULL),(446,'2011-03-07 02:15:29','Heard the echo in the bowl',0,0,NULL,NULL),(447,'2011-03-06 12:52:43','you know when you\'re sick and have a lack of energy? it isn\'t ideal in the middle of a toilet battle...',0,0,NULL,NULL),(448,'2011-03-05 12:09:28','had some stubborn poop... sneezed and it came out. That\'s #winning',0,0,NULL,NULL),(449,'2011-03-04 05:41:03','ah my second office. so peaceful in here',0,0,NULL,NULL),(450,'2011-03-03 00:40:57','Soft serve ice cream with the binding properties of industrial strength 2-part adhesive',0,0,NULL,NULL),(451,'2011-03-03 00:31:40','someone\'s popping popcorn in the stall next to me',0,0,NULL,NULL),(452,'2011-03-02 22:50:41','WE\'VE GOT A LIVE ONE HERE',0,0,NULL,NULL),(453,'2011-03-02 02:48:31','Ungodly huge poo is bigger than texas',0,0,NULL,NULL),(454,'2011-03-02 00:23:20','Fire in the hole!!!!!!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(455,'2011-03-01 07:40:29','bowels are back to normal. good to see',0,0,NULL,NULL),(456,'2011-03-01 03:28:37','lol just pissed all over myself',0,0,NULL,NULL),(457,'2011-02-27 14:21:22','gruesome, absolutely gruesome. this looks like a slasher film',0,0,NULL,NULL),(458,'2011-02-27 05:56:46','Struggling to move 1.13 lbs of skirt steak thru my pretty pink petunia',0,0,NULL,NULL),(459,'2011-02-27 01:18:01','Sputtering beer shit. Grrrrrrrrosssssss',0,0,NULL,NULL),(460,'2011-02-26 04:00:43','Rim-splitting midday delight. Damn that felt good.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(461,'2011-02-24 23:40:50','Absolute farm animal slop.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(462,'2011-02-24 23:27:19','Immense pressure in adbomen upon waking was not just peepee. It was also plenty dung.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(463,'2011-02-24 06:53:21','late date napalm attack, just made it. wow where did that come from!!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(464,'2011-02-23 04:25:54','black bean soup for lunch really helps to create a dark work of art an hour later',0,0,NULL,NULL),(465,'2011-02-22 23:57:10','shards and rinds in the bowl - clearly plant matter',0,0,NULL,NULL),(466,'2011-02-21 23:52:44','Colon concerto in F major',0,0,NULL,NULL),(467,'2011-02-21 23:51:20','The ladies room behind me is getting a free concert right now from this gassy dump',0,0,NULL,NULL),(468,'2011-02-21 03:57:08','Smellz like alcohol yo',0,0,NULL,NULL),(469,'2011-02-21 03:22:08','having some issues...',0,0,NULL,NULL),(470,'2011-02-19 08:30:36','Hot, squishy, and stuck to my ass cheek.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(471,'2011-02-19 02:34:47','potato stix & coffee for breakfast, chili & energy drink for lunch, I am setting myself up for disaster',0,0,NULL,NULL),(472,'2011-02-19 01:02:03','The first batch came out with ease, this second stubborn bunch must be composed of my disgusting breakfast.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(473,'2011-02-18 23:27:33','GOOD MORNIN POOPYNAM!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(474,'2011-02-18 03:25:30','Wet Hot American Summer',0,0,NULL,NULL),(475,'2011-02-17 04:18:49','My urine smells like feces wtf',0,0,NULL,NULL),(476,'2011-02-17 01:03:48','dry and stinky, like a lizard fart',0,0,NULL,NULL),(477,'2011-02-16 00:55:58','Aged brown creamy spreading cheese',0,0,NULL,NULL),(478,'2011-02-15 21:45:57','Fatty fat morning poopy slid right out yaye',0,0,NULL,NULL),(479,'2011-02-15 10:14:53','step 1. eat bowl of pasta\nstep 2. take dump, make room\nstep 3. eat another bowl of pasta\nstep 4. profit!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(480,'2011-02-15 05:42:29','Fiber supplement induced birthing',0,0,NULL,NULL),(481,'2011-02-13 11:35:29','Dim sum-induced diarrhea. Seafood dumpling culprit?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(482,'2011-02-13 01:26:19','Pneumatic blast',0,0,NULL,NULL),(483,'2011-02-12 23:42:09','just so vile',0,0,NULL,NULL),(484,'2011-02-12 08:07:39','watch out!! brown avalanche!!!!!! ahhhhhhhh',0,0,NULL,NULL),(485,'2011-02-11 08:13:41','so. much. poop. it just keeps on coming. must be the chili, and beer, and truffle fries, and filet migon',0,0,NULL,NULL),(486,'2011-02-11 08:09:48','ULTRA DUMP',0,0,NULL,NULL),(487,'2011-02-11 01:10:56','MEGA DUMP',0,0,NULL,NULL),(488,'2011-02-10 08:07:26','brown icicles coming out of my butt',0,0,NULL,NULL),(489,'2011-02-10 06:18:10','Toilet seat covered in layers of tp and floating logs never flushed evidences anal retentive, idiosyncratic law students.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(490,'2011-02-09 05:15:01','Fecal drop. Oh yeah, fecal drop. Fecal\'s gonna drop on you...',0,0,NULL,NULL),(491,'2011-02-08 01:28:36','As usual, salad pushes it right out.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(492,'2011-02-07 22:48:56','If my flaccid peen were longer, I\'d pee on the seat a lot less often.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(493,'2011-02-07 02:42:13','Monday\'s purge beginning on Sunday. Strange.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(494,'2011-02-06 02:03:55','diner food always brings out the best in me. by best I mean worst.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(495,'2011-02-05 12:03:32','Fourth big shit today. Now thats healthy!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(496,'2011-02-05 09:19:26','Basking in the stink.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(497,'2011-02-04 03:21:24','Just located Saddam\'s WMDs.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(498,'2011-02-03 06:16:02','3x in one day is taxing.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(499,'2011-02-03 00:42:11','Black death in toilet',0,0,NULL,NULL),(500,'2011-02-03 00:40:09','Well, my ass was clean after a shower, but no longer.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(501,'2011-02-02 23:39:07','Broccoli never disappoints-pushes out whopper turds on the regular.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(502,'2011-02-02 08:25:06','BOHICA',0,0,NULL,NULL),(503,'2011-02-01 22:49:16','Had to shit soon as i left the house. That was an excrutiating 40 minute drive to work.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(504,'2011-02-01 22:19:08','Looks like a dead squirrel in the toilet',0,0,NULL,NULL),(505,'2011-01-30 03:43:30','Third squirty stinker today...effed up.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(506,'2011-01-30 02:21:37','I want you to shit like I do. - Crystal Method, Vegas, 1997',0,0,NULL,NULL),(507,'2011-01-30 01:14:25','what is that? a hashbrown dipped in dark chocolate? na just my shit',0,0,NULL,NULL),(508,'2011-01-29 04:58:18','McDo dump number four. Strips and bits.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(509,'2011-01-29 02:09:44','Amount of feces generated by McDonald\'s dinner is staggering. First load was green. Second was torpedo-shaped. Third is just plain huge.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(510,'2011-01-28 06:48:48','Sudden emergency almost shot out my ass onto my fabric desk chair!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(511,'2011-01-27 22:26:11','Kenny Loggins is in town for a sold out show',0,0,NULL,NULL),(512,'2011-01-27 09:02:32','So much ploppy',0,0,NULL,NULL),(513,'2011-01-27 04:04:47','Kung pao crappin\'. Love bringing my joe to the can.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(514,'2011-01-26 06:12:00','the stench of this dump is as bad as my 2 hour commute, the VP just got a big whiff of it too',0,0,NULL,NULL),(515,'2011-01-25 11:10:36','Weird chemical odor. Subway? Or the patootey I ate this weekend?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(516,'2011-01-25 01:48:46','Che puzza!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(517,'2011-01-24 09:11:33','the buffalo chicken sub was a bad idea',0,0,NULL,NULL),(518,'2011-01-24 03:01:25','smokin\' hot stool',0,0,NULL,NULL),(519,'2011-01-23 03:25:08','2nd diarrhea round of the day. Was it hot dogs?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(520,'2011-01-23 01:18:10','heavy diner breakfast leads to heavy dump',0,0,NULL,NULL),(521,'2011-01-22 00:59:16','Half green half red big stinky logz. The two colors of my last binge yesturday!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(522,'2011-01-20 23:35:29','Does anybody else poo 2x every morning? Is this a problem?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(523,'2011-01-20 13:06:09','this sushi swam quickly through me towards my butt-hole... but is having many issues getting through :(',0,0,NULL,NULL),(524,'2011-01-19 22:52:09','Smooth and clean. Thanks, cabbage!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(525,'2011-01-19 20:55:53','This shitfest is going to make me late to work.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(526,'2011-01-19 06:35:38','taco flavored kisses out my asshole',0,0,NULL,NULL),(527,'2011-01-19 02:31:29','This shit is as shitty as the shitty freezing rain.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(528,'2011-01-18 04:33:31','Pushin out a weekend of backed up feces. #priceless',0,0,NULL,NULL),(529,'2011-01-17 02:03:05','Making a disgusting mess in here. good thing I\'m getting this out of my system before going to the girlfriend\'s mom\'s house.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(530,'2011-01-17 00:38:36','Poopy michel richard',0,0,NULL,NULL),(531,'2011-01-16 10:23:57','Should be shart-free on the slopes tomorrow. A welcome relief from today\'s constant state of alert.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(532,'2011-01-16 07:15:42','Too much beer last night. Farts smell like decomposing bodies.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(533,'2011-01-14 23:00:50','Peed my pants a little trying ro forxe a fart. Then i shat in the toilet.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(534,'2011-01-14 20:50:15','Somebody call for backup',0,0,NULL,NULL),(535,'2011-01-14 20:40:55','Wishing beer shits could take place the night of instead of the morning after',0,0,NULL,NULL),(536,'2011-01-13 23:11:32','Broccoli florets slip thru my puckering spinchter with the greatest of ease',0,0,NULL,NULL),(537,'2011-01-13 09:49:12','Been backed up the last 2 days...that quandary is no more',0,0,NULL,NULL),(538,'2011-01-12 11:16:16','just your typical sputtering',0,0,NULL,NULL),(539,'2011-01-11 10:12:05','I went to take a stand up pee... ended up sitting down to evacuate some unexpected logs',0,0,NULL,NULL),(540,'2011-01-11 01:49:26','Smells stale like Hilary Clintons cuca',0,0,NULL,NULL),(541,'2011-01-09 22:04:03','have to breath through my mouth because of the previous person... after me this is going to be hazardous',0,0,NULL,NULL),(542,'2011-01-09 11:18:54','this poop brought to you by the letter \"w\" for wings. lots and lots of hot wings in the toilet',0,0,NULL,NULL),(543,'2011-01-09 06:59:55','the noises coming from my stall are out of this world',0,0,NULL,NULL),(544,'2011-01-09 06:55:50','This\'ll be a ten-pass wipe at least. Damn.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(545,'2011-01-09 05:12:26','Eating contest: won. Toilet: destroyed.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(546,'2011-01-08 12:50:18','Pre-bed, post drink shit',0,0,NULL,NULL),(547,'2011-01-08 11:48:49','the noises coming from my stall are out of this world',0,0,NULL,NULL),(548,'2011-01-07 00:55:47','shit shit revolution',0,0,NULL,NULL),(549,'2011-01-06 10:08:04','Dirty logs swimming in national bohemian. Thats the name of the game.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(550,'2011-01-06 04:24:30','person in the stall next to me has some spicy diarrhea going on',0,0,NULL,NULL),(551,'2011-01-06 04:22:53','Tonka dump trucks got nothin on this load',0,0,NULL,NULL),(552,'2011-01-06 03:07:06','Take a load off fanny',0,0,NULL,NULL),(553,'2011-01-06 00:02:00','Broccoli diet got mah feces outta control',0,0,NULL,NULL),(554,'2011-01-05 22:08:21','thought something was on the way, looks like it got delayed like expected deliveries from fedex',0,0,NULL,NULL),(555,'2011-01-05 15:14:23','late night dinner = late night sharts',0,0,NULL,NULL),(556,'2011-01-05 08:21:04','Felt huge, looked in the toilet - what an embarassment',0,0,NULL,NULL),(557,'2011-01-04 23:02:03','Collard greens and green beans for dinner yield a massive dark fibrous morning',0,0,NULL,NULL),(558,'2011-01-04 01:26:26','Pre-lunch purge',0,0,NULL,NULL),(559,'2011-01-03 22:52:53','the texture of cabbage that has gone through a food processor',0,0,NULL,NULL),(560,'2011-01-03 22:32:29','Feels like i just pushed out a toypedo. Yeah, remember the toypedo?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(561,'2011-01-02 03:51:17','Goddamn feels like i shat a baseball',0,0,NULL,NULL),(562,'2011-01-01 04:21:35','Woot! There it is.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(563,'2011-01-01 03:30:20','Man, the holidays really screw up my ass. I\'m gonna need Activia, and I\'m a dude!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(564,'2011-01-01 00:48:56','Third poo within two hours. Not diarrhea, but not healthy.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(565,'2011-01-01 00:36:03','Was expecting a lot more from that cabbage.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(566,'2010-12-31 23:54:29','pile of brown marbles, that\'s what I\'m looking at',0,0,NULL,NULL),(567,'2010-12-31 23:42:13','Bloating further relieved by more pooing',0,0,NULL,NULL),(568,'2010-12-31 22:49:53','Terrible bloating finally relieved by dung mud slide. Happy new year.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(569,'2010-12-30 06:18:03','standard issue, nothing to see here.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(570,'2010-12-28 23:00:42','Two in one morning. The holiday colon-shedding begins.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(571,'2010-12-27 22:56:34','Thought my rectum was gonna prolapse',0,0,NULL,NULL),(572,'2010-12-26 23:27:30','Unremarkable poo',0,0,NULL,NULL),(573,'2010-12-26 22:33:50','wow that coffee worked quickly, back already',0,0,NULL,NULL),(574,'2010-12-26 21:55:55','making a brown #blizzard in the bowl',0,0,NULL,NULL),(575,'2010-12-26 21:11:00','Untouched bowl at the Home Depot - probably freshly cleaned last night. Small hole in wall. Misplaced screw hole, or peephole? You decide.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(576,'2010-12-26 11:08:57','So gassy',0,0,NULL,NULL),(577,'2010-12-25 13:07:48','three perfect brown stink nuggets that resemble the three wise men. it\'s a #Christmas miracle!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(578,'2010-12-24 01:27:49','It\'s toilet tiiiiime!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(579,'2010-12-24 00:09:56','Need more fiber',0,0,NULL,NULL),(580,'2010-12-23 13:10:23','slip n\' slide',0,0,NULL,NULL),(581,'2010-12-22 23:08:59','Bad stink like hard cheese and saurkraut',0,0,NULL,NULL),(582,'2010-12-22 22:09:28','was hoping for a quick splash and dash but been sitting here for 30 minutes now',0,0,NULL,NULL),(583,'2010-12-21 23:46:09','Rim splitting maternity simulator',0,0,NULL,NULL),(584,'2010-12-21 22:23:29','Did myself a solid',0,0,NULL,NULL),(585,'2010-12-21 00:24:06','almost waited too long - that was a race against the clock through the cubicle maze.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(586,'2010-12-20 02:48:16','Pringles and a pickle for breakfast. I wonder what poor people\'s shits are like. Guess we\'ll see.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(587,'2010-12-19 05:35:29','Didn\'t need to but sat down anyway to see what would happen. Pushed out 3 dark stink nuggets. Rating: 6/10',0,0,NULL,NULL),(588,'2010-12-19 05:12:29','Yup, the harbinger of jumbo slice\'s rectal exit: stinging red pepper flakes.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(589,'2010-12-19 03:32:49','ICBM: a timely post facto report and a proper size comparison for what I\'ve just birthed from my rectal canal.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(590,'2010-12-19 00:24:27','Ugh smells like sour milk fucking barf',0,0,NULL,NULL),(591,'2010-12-18 23:29:36','Roll that beautiful bean footage',0,0,NULL,NULL),(592,'2010-12-18 06:58:29','glad I didn\'t start driving home before letting this drop.. today\'s beer shits are\nvile',0,0,NULL,NULL),(593,'2010-12-17 20:28:15','Awoke with intense sphincter pain. Glad I didn\'t linger in bed for this one.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(594,'2010-12-16 10:25:40','Sittin here for as long as I have to to expel all this gas.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(595,'2010-12-16 03:14:26','This DSR brought to you by antibiotics',0,0,NULL,NULL),(596,'2010-12-16 01:35:24','if someone was in the market for a 10 pound pile of fresh feces, this would be the place to get it #christmaspresent',0,0,NULL,NULL),(597,'2010-12-16 01:31:23','making room for lunch',0,0,NULL,NULL),(598,'2010-12-15 20:43:48','5lbs of manure',0,0,NULL,NULL),(599,'2010-12-15 09:19:00','Is that blood in my stool, or is some undigested roast pork just happy to see me?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(600,'2010-12-15 04:39:28','is there a lawnmower starting in the bathroom?? no it\'s just my ass',0,0,NULL,NULL),(601,'2010-12-14 23:26:16','Sloppy ploppy',0,0,NULL,NULL),(602,'2010-12-14 22:03:45','Nice moderatley textured nonpainful morning poo. Good morning.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(603,'2010-12-14 03:10:08','Damaged. Inexplicable. Ate healthily yesterday.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(604,'2010-12-13 23:44:57','Nothing special. Just a poopey.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(605,'2010-12-13 22:31:06','Squirty mess from buku coffee',0,0,NULL,NULL),(606,'2010-12-13 21:22:47','Solid but stinging. Decent.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(607,'2010-12-13 13:17:20','solid udon noodles',0,0,NULL,NULL),(608,'2010-12-12 23:28:00','Light brown poop stinx',0,0,NULL,NULL),(609,'2010-12-12 20:47:07','First solid morning shit in months. Wow, this is a whole new day.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(610,'2010-12-12 06:17:32','slow trickle of lava sliding out ass, thanks left over Indian food',0,0,NULL,NULL),(611,'2010-12-12 06:00:28','Instashit!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(612,'2010-12-12 04:24:36','Probability of sharting too high to let em rip',0,0,NULL,NULL),(613,'2010-12-12 03:21:41','Wearing a fleece vest on the potty.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(614,'2010-12-11 23:57:54','Nthing came out but the but that did fricken stinks bad',0,0,NULL,NULL),(615,'2010-12-11 23:54:47','lost track of time, been sitting here for 30 minutes',0,0,NULL,NULL),(616,'2010-12-11 08:34:34','Knock, knock, knockin on heaven\'s door',0,0,NULL,NULL),(617,'2010-12-11 07:17:15','Little quarter past six shit for u',0,0,NULL,NULL),(618,'2010-12-11 02:17:36','Home alone with no toilet paper. :/',0,0,NULL,NULL),(619,'2010-12-10 23:03:56','First at nine it was hard to push out now it just spills out',0,0,NULL,NULL),(620,'2010-12-10 20:38:47','Chipotle? No, shitpotle.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(621,'2010-12-09 04:17:25','Little poo balls always happen after lots of carbs',0,0,NULL,NULL),(622,'2010-12-09 03:49:50','There is definitely some poo left up my butt.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(623,'2010-12-07 20:25:08','I\'m burnin\', I\'m burnin\', I\'m burnin\' for you',0,0,NULL,NULL),(624,'2010-12-07 00:23:26','it smells so bad in here thanks to me',0,0,NULL,NULL),(625,'2010-12-06 23:45:58','Gonna be a long day of defecation.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(626,'2010-12-06 06:20:13','Dumpy Von Dumpenstein',0,0,NULL,NULL),(627,'2010-12-05 06:21:53','Burger and Wings don\'t play well with Mr. Anus',0,0,NULL,NULL),(628,'2010-12-05 05:35:50','Sharting sucks.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(629,'2010-12-04 21:01:44','This morning shit is burning valuable study time',0,0,NULL,NULL),(630,'2010-12-04 08:56:14','making room for dinner, that lunchtime burger was sitting heavy',0,0,NULL,NULL),(631,'2010-12-03 22:43:15','Sichuan peppercorns are frying my asshole yowza',0,0,NULL,NULL),(632,'2010-12-03 10:58:23','HUGE SHIT at this hour wtf?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(633,'2010-12-03 03:11:16','Dropping a dirty bomb',0,0,NULL,NULL),(634,'2010-12-02 06:26:06','sputtering gassy backfiring mess',0,0,NULL,NULL),(635,'2010-12-01 23:40:24','Drink enough joe and youll shit twice every morning, just like me.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(636,'2010-12-01 23:22:46','Man, I needed that.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(637,'2010-12-01 11:42:11','Disappointing.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(638,'2010-12-01 06:08:57','super-pue stickin to my anus like super-glue',0,0,NULL,NULL),(639,'2010-12-01 03:58:14','Dynomite!!!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(640,'2010-12-01 00:02:37','Chipotlaway!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(641,'2010-11-30 11:29:36','Here comes the dump truck to dump sum po BEEP BEEP BEEP',0,0,NULL,NULL),(642,'2010-11-29 22:38:21','Big poo out my itty bitty hole',0,0,NULL,NULL),(643,'2010-11-29 09:19:25','this 1/2 pound DQ burger is wrecking my balloon knot',0,0,NULL,NULL),(644,'2010-11-29 03:07:11','Last night\'s habanero sauce. Boxcar theory confirmed; most recent meal pushes out penultimate.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(645,'2010-11-28 23:08:17','Not strictly shit, I know, but my urine smells like last night\'s post-bar turkey binge.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(646,'2010-11-28 12:21:16','Lots of air with a tiny nug.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(647,'2010-11-28 11:33:40','High bark, minimum bite. Shit.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(648,'2010-11-28 00:36:44','post thanksgiving Indian food extravaganza really cleanses the system. this shit is \"phaaling\" right out',0,0,NULL,NULL),(649,'2010-11-27 22:33:12','Eggplant rollapoopy',0,0,NULL,NULL),(650,'2010-11-27 21:22:22','Fire in the hole!!!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(651,'2010-11-26 22:53:36','Size of poo reflects gluttony yesterday.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(652,'2010-11-26 08:31:20','brown mashed potatoes',0,0,NULL,NULL),(653,'2010-11-26 06:31:20','The resemblance to a turkey neck is uncanny. Happy thanksgiving.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(654,'2010-11-26 06:13:32','Oh hello Mr. Turkey. Nice to see you again.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(655,'2010-11-26 00:40:03','Gross poo',0,0,NULL,NULL),(656,'2010-11-25 06:04:24','Aaahhhh, throne sweet throne. No toilet ever quite feels the same as my childhood shitter.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(657,'2010-11-25 01:04:23','Shiltwurst in natural casing that got left behind up in my guts.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(658,'2010-11-23 04:06:11','what the hell is with my farts? i didn\'t eat any eggs. smells like eggs tho.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(659,'2010-11-23 00:57:19','Violent release of a shit and piss that\'s been held in for way too long. And it stinks.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(660,'2010-11-22 23:11:15','Must incorporate fiber tonight.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(661,'2010-11-22 21:57:36','Last vestiges of the weekend slipping quietly out my ass.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(662,'2010-11-22 03:08:08','I just pooped, stood up, and peed on the poop.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(663,'2010-11-21 13:02:03','Nothin but gas. Fuck.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(664,'2010-11-21 10:42:27','C\'mon, iced cream!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(665,'2010-11-21 00:01:58','Mad dash to the shitter results in big pile of shit.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(666,'2010-11-20 22:59:46','moist crumbled carrot cake',0,0,NULL,NULL),(667,'2010-11-20 06:08:06','end of work day explosion. glad this is happening now and not in traffic',0,0,NULL,NULL),(668,'2010-11-20 02:59:19','Farty squirty poopy',0,0,NULL,NULL),(669,'2010-11-19 00:43:48','sounds like the guy in the other stall is dying (-_-)',0,0,NULL,NULL),(670,'2010-11-18 04:28:23','Sat down and thought it was a false alarm, but things are staring to move. Hold on...',0,0,NULL,NULL),(671,'2010-11-17 23:36:21','Amazing how the size and texture of one person\'s shits - ostensibly just fecal bacteria and not what he eats - changes from load to load.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(672,'2010-11-17 20:04:22','Wow that piece looked just like a meatball. WTF',0,0,NULL,NULL),(673,'2010-11-17 04:17:10','3.5 full servings of broccoli in one sitting = 3.5x the smell in this bathroom',0,0,NULL,NULL),(674,'2010-11-15 23:26:02','How did something that thick come out of such a small, tight sphincter?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(675,'2010-11-15 15:10:36','someone left a brown streak on the lid. well done sir, well done.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(676,'2010-11-15 12:03:12','Second diarrhea in ten minutes o no',0,0,NULL,NULL),(677,'2010-11-14 10:19:26','Hello darkness, my old friend. I\'ve come to shit in you again.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(678,'2010-11-14 08:15:31','I\'m lovin\' it.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(679,'2010-11-13 05:48:14','someone left a brown streak on the lid. well done sir, well done.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(680,'2010-11-13 05:08:24','Can\'t get it all out. Feels like there\'s a log hanging out of my anus.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(681,'2010-11-12 13:02:23','Nacho drop. Held down the cock to avoid peeing into jeans. Sniff of respective finger reveals no distinct ingredient. Ripe nonetheless.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(682,'2010-11-12 00:34:34','@DailyShitReport yes, second cup does make it squirty - and makes it come fast, too',0,0,NULL,NULL),(683,'2010-11-12 00:33:42','Life on this toilet is poore, nasty, brutish, and short.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(684,'2010-11-11 22:47:15','As usual, coffee makes the second shit of the morning a squirty mess.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(685,'2010-11-11 13:55:10','Going to bed, thinking about my 7am loose stool brewing. Goodnight sweet prince.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(686,'2010-11-11 10:38:06','who knew such soupy stool would be so hard to get out',0,0,NULL,NULL),(687,'2010-11-11 10:35:04','that is a toilet bowl filled with cambells soup',0,0,NULL,NULL),(688,'2010-11-10 12:19:30','Odd hour for a gigantic shit, again. I hope im ok.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(689,'2010-11-10 06:47:57','It smells like a baby crawled into my rectum, blasted my insides with diarrhea, then died.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(690,'2010-11-10 02:14:14','Could\'ve been a fuller unloading. Remnants likely stuck to walls of colon.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(691,'2010-11-10 00:02:46','Healthy shit aroma. Pleasing.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(692,'2010-11-09 22:07:22','Strange consistency: girgly but solid. Juicy.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(693,'2010-11-09 03:39:07','paranormal asstivity 2',0,0,NULL,NULL),(694,'2010-11-08 23:01:04','Curly-cue.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(695,'2010-11-07 23:42:15','That was a night of sex in the making.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(696,'2010-11-07 20:59:07','Ass-piss 9000',0,0,NULL,NULL),(697,'2010-11-07 04:37:26','Booyah.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(698,'2010-11-06 12:40:53','All farts and no solids. Smells like death, and I was streaming it all around the bar tonight.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(699,'2010-11-06 01:16:58','Still with the thin shits. Shit.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(700,'2010-11-04 23:40:32','Came in and there was some remnant shilt in the bowl from the last guy. No biggie, I\'ll shit on it.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(701,'2010-11-04 21:34:00','Asshole still burning from shit 45 mins ago',0,0,NULL,NULL),(702,'2010-11-04 21:21:28','Could have had more gauge to it.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(703,'2010-11-04 01:30:31','I don\'t remember eating shards of glass.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(704,'2010-11-04 00:18:45','Am i a freerider if i rely on everybody else using the toilet seat covers to ensure my ability to not use one?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(705,'2010-11-01 22:15:38','come on get out of there!! it\'s like brown rubber cement and it\'s really pissing me off',0,0,NULL,NULL),(706,'2010-11-01 22:10:02','that crock of chili and meatloaf sandwich from the diner smells the same coming out',0,0,NULL,NULL),(707,'2010-10-31 05:43:50','I\'m lovin\' it.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(708,'2010-10-31 02:54:02','Eatin off the Dollar Menu. Stay tuned.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(709,'2010-10-31 01:28:27','Everyone loves their own brand.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(710,'2010-10-30 09:21:19','like handfuls of mud being thrown into a puddle',0,0,NULL,NULL),(711,'2010-10-29 23:56:17','Disgusting mess. Shit all over my ass and hand.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(712,'2010-10-29 02:36:03','looks like swamp water',0,0,NULL,NULL),(713,'2010-10-29 02:32:01','my ass literally sounds like a zombie is being destroyed',0,0,NULL,NULL),(714,'2010-10-29 02:22:22','tron legacy is in my stomach - and by tron legacy I mean shit legacy. instead of motorbikes + laser walls I have shitbikes + diarrhea walls',0,0,NULL,NULL),(715,'2010-10-28 22:08:49','Satan hid a basketball in my rectum and inflated it while I slept last night.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(716,'2010-10-28 19:42:03','THE RIM, THE RIM, THE RIM IS ON FIYA',0,0,NULL,NULL),(717,'2010-10-28 01:34:10','I can smell last night\'s garlic and onion in this afternoon\'s tan mush.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(718,'2010-10-27 23:18:30','false alarm this morning... 3 cups of coffee later red alert!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(719,'2010-10-27 22:32:54','Splat',0,0,NULL,NULL),(720,'2010-10-27 09:46:04','Feels like a head of lettuce just fell out my asshole. Still gaping from buttplug.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(721,'2010-10-27 03:20:39','All shilt, no shit',0,0,NULL,NULL),(722,'2010-10-27 01:33:42','Completely liquid',0,0,NULL,NULL),(723,'2010-10-22 22:13:30','I just inadvertently shat with Ray-Bans on, not too bright.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(724,'2010-10-22 20:05:30','got halfway done wiping and a second wave hit. all that wiping for nothing :(',0,0,NULL,NULL),(725,'2010-10-22 01:38:54','Ladies and gentlemen, dailyshitreport.com is online!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(726,'2010-10-22 01:17:32','Wow! I really had to fight to get that one out. Thought I was going to pass out.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(727,'2010-10-21 20:20:55','My shit smella like its been up all night drinking',0,0,NULL,NULL),(728,'2010-10-21 19:25:14','this fecal ant mound is poking up out the top of the water',0,0,NULL,NULL),(729,'2010-10-20 19:13:50','Ouch. Need more fiber',0,0,NULL,NULL),(730,'2010-10-20 02:46:18','smells like poop in here',0,0,NULL,NULL),(731,'2010-10-19 20:47:16','My asshole clearly does not fear greatness',0,0,NULL,NULL),(732,'2010-10-19 07:31:23','My intestines are apparently lined with the polar magnetic opposite of lasagna.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(733,'2010-10-19 05:16:57','Feels good man',0,0,NULL,NULL),(734,'2010-10-17 04:50:03','that is a lot of dookie',0,0,NULL,NULL),(735,'2010-10-15 22:22:49','Khaki-colored caca.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(736,'2010-10-14 22:15:32','energy-drink powered poop left an energetically vile odor.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(737,'2010-10-12 21:23:32','When ur walkin thru the mall and ya feel somethin fall, diarrhea. Diarrhea.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(738,'2010-10-12 20:25:19','Hot pepper spray on the back of the bowl',0,0,NULL,NULL),(739,'2010-10-12 20:24:12','like a gas powered pellet gun',0,0,NULL,NULL),(740,'2010-10-11 18:46:21','Like hot magma pouring out of my ass',0,0,NULL,NULL),(741,'2010-10-10 13:24:28','probably should have wiped more.. oh well :(',0,0,NULL,NULL),(742,'2010-10-09 05:28:09','Just made two feet of what smells like skunk cabbage',0,0,NULL,NULL),(743,'2010-10-08 18:56:01','the heat radiating out of the bowl is disturbing',0,0,NULL,NULL),(744,'2010-10-08 18:55:26','morning splats',0,0,NULL,NULL),(745,'2010-10-07 19:50:32','Haiku: slippery terd / slithers out of my asshole / poopy serpent',0,0,NULL,NULL),(746,'2010-10-06 21:20:58','\"smell like some eggs\"',0,0,NULL,NULL),(747,'2010-10-06 05:06:43','Post-work squirts',0,0,NULL,NULL),(748,'2010-10-05 08:56:31','Dropped a daddy long legs in the toilet then took a shit on top after it succumbed to drowning. The end.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(749,'2010-10-04 00:46:24','Bubbly splotchy shit smells like beer',0,0,NULL,NULL),(750,'2010-10-03 05:28:46','sea foam is what that felt like',0,0,NULL,NULL),(751,'2010-10-03 00:07:39','Apple laced feces',0,0,NULL,NULL),(752,'2010-10-02 23:34:48','I distrust so solid an expulsion after a night so dense with alcoholic beverages.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(753,'2010-10-01 20:19:37','Corn.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(754,'2010-10-01 06:51:45','There\'s diarrhea in the bowl already, mom\'s spaghetti.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(755,'2010-09-30 20:07:47','Those bamboo shoots waited all night at the foot of my anus for the morning light',0,0,NULL,NULL),(756,'2010-09-30 03:39:06','Dump truck is here...BEEP BEEP',0,0,NULL,NULL),(757,'2010-09-30 03:34:47','Hate when the bowl is raised up so high my feet don\'t touch ground.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(758,'2010-09-30 00:31:12','Gut-wrenching ass vomit: it\'s what was for dinner.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(759,'2010-09-29 22:22:09','Fucken stinks like rot',0,0,NULL,NULL),(760,'2010-09-29 21:35:45','Trapped in class with colon ready to blast.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(761,'2010-09-29 20:53:10','10am and no shitz yet wut gives?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(762,'2010-09-29 09:27:48','Mexican mud slide, only one reported casualty: my anus',0,0,NULL,NULL),(763,'2010-09-28 21:37:46','Hot morning induced by pho.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(764,'2010-09-28 21:20:58','Don\'t go chasin\' waterfalls. Especially when they\'re brown and land directly in the shitter.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(765,'2010-09-28 20:35:57','Foul, painful, and slow. No idea where this is coming from either.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(766,'2010-09-28 20:23:36','small bubbly poo gurgled out',0,0,NULL,NULL),(767,'2010-09-28 19:38:30','small pile',0,0,NULL,NULL),(768,'2010-09-27 22:50:37','soft pile',0,0,NULL,NULL),(769,'2010-09-27 12:08:05','laying in bed and think i feel anal pressure building',0,0,NULL,NULL),(770,'2010-09-27 03:07:14','kept it\'s shape well',0,0,NULL,NULL),(771,'2010-09-26 23:33:42','Been sitting here for at least a half an hour and I don\'t feel empty yet - this is getting out of hand',0,0,NULL,NULL),(772,'2010-09-26 06:34:39','Again, ate soup then pissed out ass.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(773,'2010-09-26 05:16:23','just pushed so hard I burped.. that was strange',0,0,NULL,NULL),(774,'2010-09-26 00:47:17','Every time i eat this soup i piss out my ass in an hour. But i keep eating the soup. And i keep pissing out my ass.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(775,'2010-09-25 06:36:43','The more I sit, the more I shit.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(776,'2010-09-24 23:42:02','Ahh, Friday. At last, the semblance of free time: to relax, read closely, contemplate Reason, and tweet from the toilet.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(777,'2010-09-24 20:40:42','Phew, close one. Almost sat down with the seat up.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(778,'2010-09-24 08:56:44','Just farted and it smelled like I was driving down the Jersey Turnpike',0,0,NULL,NULL),(779,'2010-09-20 06:50:05','burning asshole the product of a buffalo chicken salad',0,0,NULL,NULL),(780,'2010-09-19 16:01:55','4am - pissing a 1lb breakfast burrito and beer from dinner out my pipe. Glad I didn\'t roll over and go back to sleep on this one.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(781,'2010-09-19 10:11:12','been sitting here for a while... nothing. pissed.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(782,'2010-09-17 02:38:21','more and more people are coming in, they want to smell this but they don\'t... like looking at a solar eclipse',0,0,NULL,NULL),(783,'2010-09-17 02:35:36','every stall is taken, it\'s a sputtering gas filled chamber of death',0,0,NULL,NULL),(784,'2010-09-16 19:48:03','My puckering pink petunia stings from all that tobasco sauce.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(785,'2010-09-16 19:31:23','all sorts of backed up... like 95 in the morning',0,0,NULL,NULL),(786,'2010-09-16 10:38:47','something wicked this way comes',0,0,NULL,NULL),(787,'2010-09-14 20:38:32','Anal spraynal. On many levels.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(788,'2010-09-10 04:20:43','40 minutes left of work... let\'s turn that in to 10 with a break in the bathroom.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(789,'2010-09-09 18:33:04','I think I\'m shitting out my insides',0,0,NULL,NULL),(790,'2010-09-09 05:18:49','After work special',0,0,NULL,NULL),(791,'2010-09-09 00:47:06','These german sausages and kraut for lunch are giving me the shits and bloating',0,0,NULL,NULL),(792,'2010-09-08 08:30:54','Twenty-seven: the year of sharting.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(793,'2010-09-08 07:48:03','it smells like someone just changed a disgusting baby\'s feces and left everything in a pile in the corner',0,0,NULL,NULL),(794,'2010-09-07 23:40:07','When, oh when, will log form return?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(795,'2010-09-07 05:28:49','small dump, BIG smell',0,0,NULL,NULL),(796,'2010-09-06 09:22:01','Three shit day went from solid to shilt.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(797,'2010-09-05 23:41:20','This must be the year in which I begin taking fiber seriously.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(798,'2010-09-05 22:42:04','Me too. All farts until right now. Like clockwork, the coffee fires the shot.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(799,'2010-09-05 22:40:38','been playing the trumpet all morning, finally it\'s time for the finale',0,0,NULL,NULL),(800,'2010-09-05 19:18:22','Ate the rest of my leftover Thai last night and surprisingly, I\'m not shitting flames today. Today is looking up',0,0,NULL,NULL),(801,'2010-09-05 09:50:11','Poos switched from mornings to nights. I am now a night pooer.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(802,'2010-09-05 02:29:59','No shit is so urgent that I can\'t first clean up the menstration from the toilet seat. Women hate me.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(803,'2010-09-04 19:45:05','It burns so bad',0,0,NULL,NULL),(804,'2010-09-04 11:08:13','currently forcing out some acorns before fully digesting dinner. hope to avoid having to airport dump tomorrow',0,0,NULL,NULL),(805,'2010-09-04 01:14:14','Intereting graffiti on seat cover holder: \"free cowboy hat.\"',0,0,NULL,NULL),(806,'2010-09-02 23:32:40','Dueling orifices',0,0,NULL,NULL),(807,'2010-09-02 22:42:31','brown lumpy oatmeal is flowing this morning',0,0,NULL,NULL),(808,'2010-09-02 10:56:40','Once i popped out the rock of beef, the salad came sliding thru',0,0,NULL,NULL),(809,'2010-09-01 23:55:42','Logs covered in green algae',0,0,NULL,NULL),(810,'2010-09-01 22:15:37','Hot morning. I guess that marinara was spicy after all.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(811,'2010-09-01 19:01:57','son of a bitch this is going to make me late',0,0,NULL,NULL),(812,'2010-09-01 18:32:14','It looks like I just shat out a swarm of bats. WTF',0,0,NULL,NULL),(813,'2010-08-31 23:40:44','Poogasm is NOT a myth. I\'ve seen it.',0,1,NULL,NULL),(814,'2010-08-30 23:39:19','Omelette at the Pfister = reverse anal-fisted scrapple.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(815,'2010-08-29 19:24:23','our special today is freshly baked brownies, slightly nutty... slightly undercooked',0,0,NULL,NULL),(816,'2010-08-28 22:47:13','I am dumbfounded by the amount of poop happening right now',0,1,NULL,NULL),(817,'2010-08-27 08:20:56','Had BBQ for dinner, now I\'m having a pulled-anus sandwich with a side of (brown) collard greens',0,0,NULL,NULL),(818,'2010-08-26 12:19:14','Awful gas leads me to believe something is dying in there. Should be a good one in the A.M.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(819,'2010-08-26 10:23:30','Long black snake was harrrrd to push out about 3 hours ago. Now, i have the shits. Again.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(820,'2010-08-25 21:39:39','Sushi-grade sea urchin just dropped in to the toilet',0,0,NULL,NULL),(821,'2010-08-23 22:09:50','this Naked fruit drink really clogged me up this morning, last time I try to get a healthy start.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(822,'2010-08-22 19:04:39','Shittles...taste the rainbow',0,0,NULL,NULL),(823,'2010-08-22 10:31:56','After a hearty Italian dinner I sat down to lose some weight but ended up just enjoying a sit down pee. Wasn\'t ready for the rest apparently',0,0,NULL,NULL),(824,'2010-08-21 21:48:29','Way more clean/classy than I thought after drinking a few too many Newport Storm octoberfest\'s last might',0,0,NULL,NULL),(825,'2010-08-20 23:02:51','Rim-splitting chode of a shit.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(826,'2010-08-19 19:47:19','Bamboo shoots are shooting out my ass!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(827,'2010-08-19 19:07:55','This spicy Thai from last night now feels like I have a burning match up to my rim.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(828,'2010-08-19 01:32:14','First solid state deposit in weeks! Must have been the full night of sleep I had. Get your rest kids, cause it lets you shit the \'right way\'',0,0,NULL,NULL),(829,'2010-08-19 00:08:51','Just sealed my fate with an egg salad wrap. Looking forward to spending some QT on the porcelain.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(830,'2010-08-18 20:46:46','Stinky pile.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(831,'2010-08-18 19:36:32','sputtering farts now means I will be shitting at work',0,0,NULL,NULL),(832,'2010-08-18 03:05:26','anyone entering this bathroom is getting a mouthful of brown air from my toilet bowl',0,0,NULL,NULL),(833,'2010-08-17 19:09:23','The juice is loose...',0,0,NULL,NULL),(834,'2010-08-16 21:51:59','It\'s gonna be a three-shit morning.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(835,'2010-08-16 08:49:06','Really disappointing.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(836,'2010-08-15 23:08:03','dark chocolate hot cocoa',0,0,NULL,NULL),(837,'2010-08-14 01:46:38','You are charged with falsely impersonating an All-American. The verdict? Shilty as charged.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(838,'2010-08-13 23:41:22','Wow, a poop bomb went off in that toilet. I\'m very impressed with the soldier who let that one go and didn\'t clean it up.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(839,'2010-08-11 19:31:07','Looks like I just dumped a KFC big bowl in the toilet',0,0,NULL,NULL),(840,'2010-08-10 23:03:39','Smells like meat; squirts like loose shit.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(841,'2010-08-10 22:52:32','it\'s like a dueling piano bar, except the pianos are made of feces and the music is farts',0,0,NULL,NULL),(842,'2010-08-10 19:24:18','Pushing on my abdomen to try and squeeze this last one out.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(843,'2010-08-09 11:38:35','Suffering in Bally\'s. It all began this afternoon at Tropicana.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(844,'2010-08-09 06:45:35','Looks like I just shit out a leech',0,0,NULL,NULL),(845,'2010-08-09 01:09:09','Live from the Tropicana. It\'s a doozie!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(846,'2010-08-08 22:56:04','3 pieces of cold pizza: Mashed Potato/Bacon, Meatball, Pepperoni/Basil/Onion + French Vanilla coffee = palpable fumes but clean shit.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(847,'2010-08-08 11:03:49','Compacted wawa logs clinging as they squeeze out. Caesar\'s AC. Been in this stall before, too.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(848,'2010-08-08 02:37:27','I stood over the bowl, only to find that my own feces were wishing me a happy birthday.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(849,'2010-08-07 21:41:54','right leg fully asleep',0,0,NULL,NULL),(850,'2010-08-07 20:22:55','Last night i was saying that i hadn\'t had the runs in a long time. That long time is over.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(851,'2010-08-07 11:40:10','spoke too soon. WTF',0,0,NULL,NULL),(852,'2010-08-07 11:36:15','Unsuccessful the first time, now I\'m getting somewhere.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(853,'2010-08-06 23:04:07','A shiltless All-American. Not the shittiest way to mark Hiroshima\'s 65th anniversary. Bombs away!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(854,'2010-08-06 10:25:26','So much shilt',0,0,NULL,NULL),(855,'2010-08-05 22:54:39','*song* Whistle while I work, whistle while I work... *song*\n\nBy \"song\" I mean \"shit\".',0,0,NULL,NULL),(856,'2010-08-05 11:41:27','pile of brown marbles means it was too early for the bathroom.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(857,'2010-08-05 00:41:48','Listening to \"Achilles\' Last Stand\" in hopes that it will solidify the hummus-like colloid leaking from my rectum.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(858,'2010-08-04 19:34:49','I should have never sat down to shit - I am going to be late to work now',0,0,NULL,NULL),(859,'2010-08-04 00:18:01','This smells like cheap beer and expensive bourbon.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(860,'2010-08-03 19:28:25','This is the earliest shit I\'ve taken in years. Perhaps in all 27 of them.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(861,'2010-08-03 00:54:57','The soft serve has turned into a frothy chocolate milkshake.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(862,'2010-08-02 22:39:06','Just a standard poo i think',0,0,NULL,NULL),(863,'2010-08-02 20:51:32','OH GOD IT HURTS',0,0,NULL,NULL),(864,'2010-08-02 20:17:25','Post bachelor party soft serve.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(865,'2010-08-01 20:35:22','Shit once, felt great. About to walk out the door and felt rumbling. Trusted my instincts and went back in. Sure enough, diarrhea.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(866,'2010-08-01 12:20:42','a soaking wet bushel of chicken nuggets is what this looks like',0,0,NULL,NULL),(867,'2010-08-01 12:05:04','Hot farts before bed. Forshadowing? Yes.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(868,'2010-07-31 01:12:32','How fitting/All this shitting/On my last day in the office',0,0,NULL,NULL),(869,'2010-07-31 00:19:17','Never good to get the post-pee shivers mid-contraction.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(870,'2010-07-30 23:07:51','Always seem to shit twice when sitting around the house. Once when i wake and one loose one at noon.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(871,'2010-07-30 21:59:23','Wrapped around itself at high speed. Looks like a large, clenched fist.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(872,'2010-07-29 11:04:09','Think a Chipotle burrito goes right through you? Try a Chipotle salad. Horrible stank emergency plop. Anus ablaze with Tobasco residue.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(873,'2010-07-27 23:07:51','Shilt - noun - the fine stratum of fecal sediment that shakes loose from a freshly bowled shit.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(874,'2010-07-27 20:44:36','Wet and slimy. Gurgle and plop. Are you trying to tell me something, high-protein diet?',0,1,NULL,NULL),(875,'2010-07-27 19:11:57','The longer I sit, the more I shit. When does it end? How does one know when to wipe? Such uncertain times these are.',0,1,NULL,NULL),(876,'2010-07-26 19:54:23','Been waiting all night for that. Ahh.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(877,'2010-07-26 19:53:19','This stinks.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(878,'2010-07-26 19:26:05','First solid morning shit in a long time. God be praised.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(879,'2010-07-26 18:11:12','Had to shit but forgot and got in shower. Had to get out and poo soaking wet. Back in shower with no wipe. Bar of soap turned brown.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(880,'2010-07-26 03:10:52','Could be better. Smells chemmy.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(881,'2010-07-24 06:58:14','Jerk-spiced deposit #3 for today',0,0,NULL,NULL),(882,'2010-07-23 23:43:28','Emergency run to can. Spray gushes as I spread cheeks before my ass even touches the seat.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(883,'2010-07-22 20:53:14','Who knew that chips and guac could blast a colon like that? Haven\'t even had coffee yet!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(884,'2010-07-21 19:31:48','Looks like rotten sweet potato mash',0,0,NULL,NULL),(885,'2010-07-21 18:18:44','Hey, what\'s for breakfast? How about a big bowl of double-flusher shit?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(886,'2010-07-21 04:34:00','second shit today felt like wet polenta.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(887,'2010-07-20 11:24:34','Anticipated pleasant shit ruined by pissing all over my gym shorts, compounded by a nine-pass wipe job.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(888,'2010-07-19 23:09:23','Camping trip unload, part deux.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(889,'2010-07-19 18:15:41','Good morning, bowl of mush. You smell like eggs. You smell like dust.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(890,'2010-07-19 07:32:16','large amount of Bambi-style scat',0,0,NULL,NULL),(891,'2010-07-17 02:18:23','Dashed into the bathroom in a panicked diarrhea attack. Sat down and had to adjust so fast that I sprayed piss on my leg. Orange nightmare.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(892,'2010-07-15 00:49:44','Again amazed by the extent to which low-fiber meals are pushing out all the stored beans and rice. Thanks, veal parm.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(893,'2010-07-14 21:08:42','Why it takes a massive link of Italian sausage to push out two days\' high-fiber bean-and-rice dishes... I\'ll never know.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(894,'2010-07-14 10:13:21','round 4: consistency of sunny-d. this isn\'t even funny any more. how is all of this in me?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(895,'2010-07-14 09:20:55','round 3: something is wrong in my stomach. that\'s for damn sure. these demons need to come out',0,0,NULL,NULL),(896,'2010-07-14 09:11:12','take 2: brown slug followed by stuttering farts',0,0,NULL,NULL),(897,'2010-07-14 06:27:21','If you sit long enough, a movement is bound to happen.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(898,'2010-07-14 00:41:22','Need to stop with the beans and rice.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(899,'2010-07-13 20:13:02','Good morning, Chipotle. My, you sure do have a way with feces.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(900,'2010-07-13 20:00:59','Tremendous AM log. Back end rising above the water line as if it is wishing me a good morning.',0,1,NULL,NULL),(901,'2010-07-13 19:57:13','This has been a day in the making, and there\'s more to come.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(902,'2010-07-13 09:05:52','I feel like I have a Kevlar balloon inside my stomach filled with gas but am having the hardest time releasing it into the atmosphere.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(903,'2010-07-13 05:19:49','Likewise. Disappointing shit-free day.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(904,'2010-07-13 00:34:31','after a full day of no shits I was hoping today\'s would be epic. I am disappointed.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(905,'2010-07-12 21:37:05','If u smell a bad stink, it\'s only me shitting.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(906,'2010-07-12 21:27:48','My bowels couldn\'t wait for me to get out of that meeting - laid down TP to mitigate prospective diarrhea splash, and it worked.',0,1,NULL,NULL),(907,'2010-07-11 05:23:04','Pissing ass. Doesn\'t make sense.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(908,'2010-07-10 23:44:50','Lots of poo indeed. Double flusher.',0,1,NULL,NULL),(909,'2010-07-10 23:42:25','The rumble of my bowels echoes in the shitter. Seemed like more air than anything. But when I looked down, lots of poo.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(910,'2010-07-09 21:33:12','second time today and it\'s only 10:30. smells like rotting food in a swamp',0,0,NULL,NULL),(911,'2010-07-09 19:24:49','now we\'re talking. this is the right way to start your day.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(912,'2010-07-09 02:58:31','Damn. Sticky on the back end of the log. Gonna need baby wipes, but none here in the office stall.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(913,'2010-07-08 09:47:04','how is this so red? I\'ve only had salad',0,0,NULL,NULL),(914,'2010-07-05 20:50:56','one down, a couple more trips to the bathroom are in my near future.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(915,'2010-07-03 08:54:26','Lousy little shits. What gives?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(916,'2010-07-02 20:24:08','July 4th fireworks are early. Complete with sulfuric smell in the breeze.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(917,'2010-07-02 07:18:35','Unlike my predecessor, I did fall asleep on the can.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(918,'2010-07-02 03:06:04','first office dump. energy drinks + pulled pork sandwich = tingles all the senses.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(919,'2010-07-01 09:31:24','almost fell asleep shitting here... I mean sitting here. some post-poop farts tops this sesh off',0,0,NULL,NULL),(920,'2010-07-01 04:30:29','Some vigorous late-pee farting jostled out a clump and nearly stained my underpants. I remain cloudy with a chance of meatballs.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(921,'2010-06-30 21:42:46','Solid pasta dump. Must be the home-grown tomatoes and nice romaine salad.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(922,'2010-06-30 06:35:22','Just crushed this Five Guys burger...it will soon be crushing my colon.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(923,'2010-06-29 23:28:10','Just finished wiping and felt another rumble. Here we go again...all that work for nothing.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(924,'2010-06-29 20:07:20','Loose movement turns the bowl into poop soup.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(925,'2010-06-29 19:43:08','German beer blobs.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(926,'2010-06-28 20:25:02','Sulfuric light brown with corn. Wtf I didn\'t eat any corn...',0,0,NULL,NULL),(927,'2010-06-27 01:45:58','Dandy\'s made my lo mein super spicy and my asshole knows it.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(928,'2010-06-27 01:41:52','Fucking jumbo slice. Always takes four thin, pathetic, stinky little craps to evacuate.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(929,'2010-06-26 20:10:48','*the best part of waking up, is Foldgers in your cup*\n\nBy \"cup\" I mean toilet, and by \"Foldgers\" I mean fecal matter.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(930,'2010-06-26 11:56:02','it looks like I\'m pregnant, I know there is a lot of matter in there... why won\'t it come out',0,0,NULL,NULL),(931,'2010-06-26 06:07:50','This is what I get for my week-long diet of reconstituted meat and cheap beer.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(932,'2010-06-25 03:09:55','That felt fantastic - I feel great',0,0,NULL,NULL),(933,'2010-06-25 02:25:26','Burrito based fireworks.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(934,'2010-06-24 22:53:44','I can feel the wet clinging to my ass hair. Must proceed with caution.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(935,'2010-06-24 22:06:37','So bulky it forced precum out of my dick. I\'m gonna be more than ready for lunch.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(936,'2010-06-23 21:16:16','Half smoke, burger, sausage, chicken sandwich. Makes for a sweet-smelling round of buckshot out the ass.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(937,'2010-06-22 21:38:49','Chipotle and Lamb Karahi scorch my delicate pink anus. Ouch.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(938,'2010-06-21 20:58:45','Was on phone with a client and went into a full on panic attack as my bowels unexpectedly surged. NOW, they said.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(939,'2010-06-21 19:41:05','this is the BM that doesn\'t end... it just keeps going on and on my friend',0,0,NULL,NULL),(940,'2010-06-21 19:37:37','there is just so much... this needs to stop, I\'m late!!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(941,'2010-06-20 04:51:08','Best in days. Wanna reach in, grab some, and rub it on like sunscreen.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(942,'2010-06-18 21:58:57','it looks like I had salad last night... but I didn\'t',0,0,NULL,NULL),(943,'2010-06-18 20:04:28','Shitting is not a city in China, but the contents of this toilet suggest otherwise.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(944,'2010-06-18 01:14:31','couldn\'t avoid the splatter, shower will be needed',0,0,NULL,NULL),(945,'2010-06-17 07:49:45',' @MisterSling: What is your favorite place to watch World Cup soccer using your Slingbox? on the toilet!!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(946,'2010-06-17 07:49:07','that sushi swam right through me. on the toilet right when I got home. no delaying the inevitable',0,0,NULL,NULL),(947,'2010-06-16 07:54:06','Not so healthy an aroma; marginally better on volume. Someone needs a glass of water-soluble fiber.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(948,'2010-06-16 02:15:21','Healthy aroma; weak on volume.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(949,'2010-06-16 01:29:17','Surprisingly hard logs for three mexican meals in a row',0,0,NULL,NULL),(950,'2010-06-15 12:47:39','Awful late night post-flight squirts. Bowels are still on Scandinavian time, as this would be my morning shit.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(951,'2010-06-15 03:49:48','Second enormous shit today. Something must\'ve slowed me down this weekend because I can tell it\'s not the end.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(952,'2010-06-14 09:32:22','swift drop off, minimal cleaning needed. fantastic',0,0,NULL,NULL),(953,'2010-06-14 07:10:18','Back after a weekend of #assateague latrine blasting. Nuttin\' like a half lb. of linguini to get the pipes flowin\' again.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(954,'2010-06-12 19:33:26','yellow card for delay of game. have some blockage',0,0,NULL,NULL),(955,'2010-06-12 19:32:55','giant morning deposit instigated by excessive beer drinking the evening before and coffee the morning of.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(956,'2010-06-12 18:26:48','Cinnamon bun gas now - deposit pending for this evening.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(957,'2010-06-12 12:54:21','GOALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(958,'2010-06-11 19:21:35','Flatulence smells like burning compost this AM. Looking forward to an active day.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(959,'2010-06-11 14:15:25','Norweigan payload...awesome.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(960,'2010-06-11 08:42:20','oh know wonder... that was just the appetizer.. main course is still digesting.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(961,'2010-06-11 08:37:34','thought this would be a splattery mess but it\'s actually quite clean and classy',0,0,NULL,NULL),(962,'2010-06-09 21:45:38','Resembles canned wet cat food',0,0,NULL,NULL),(963,'2010-06-09 21:00:31','It\'s a stinker!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(964,'2010-06-08 20:52:19','Hot orange-brown train leaves the station at high velocity',0,0,NULL,NULL),(965,'2010-06-08 12:33:03','much better.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(966,'2010-06-08 10:56:51','going to bust a blood vessel in my eye if I continue this... i need to just call it quits and come back in an hour',0,0,NULL,NULL),(967,'2010-06-08 06:12:47','Holding this one off till morning. Good night, Copenhagen.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(968,'2010-06-07 22:16:52','bombing the porcelain battle ship. I love the smell of napalm in the morning',0,0,NULL,NULL),(969,'2010-06-07 21:44:36','Favorite stall had already been spray painted early this morning. Soldiering on with a log that smells like it is wrapped in a used gym sock',0,0,NULL,NULL),(970,'2010-06-07 20:56:01','On pace for a Monday of shitting. Must\'ve been a good weekend.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(971,'2010-06-07 19:44:57','This needs to happen /before/ I\'ve showered.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(972,'2010-06-07 12:53:25','I knew the brew wasn\'t ready... should have waited.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(973,'2010-06-07 05:08:30','Huge salami sandwich has ruined the pipe.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(974,'2010-06-06 22:10:13','Stinky pile of half-smokes and High Life. Gratifying.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(975,'2010-06-05 23:05:15','Thick, hard, and unitary. That\'s the stuff I like!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(976,'2010-06-05 15:24:12','Two in two hours in the hotel toilet. Not bad, Stockholm.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(977,'2010-06-05 11:28:18','Have fun in syracuse, @zanelamprey. Too bad you couldn\'t be out with the one and only DSR.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(978,'2010-06-04 21:25:42','Green smoke spills from my ass and fills the judge\'s chambers. The Court\'s indulgence, please.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(979,'2010-06-04 20:23:28','a second more powerful wave of stench dominated my nose once I stood up. it didn\'t smell like my own',0,0,NULL,NULL),(980,'2010-06-04 20:16:33','the kraken has been released',0,0,NULL,NULL),(981,'2010-06-04 19:33:32','Bean taco diet makes pungent mush.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(982,'2010-06-04 18:13:19','And on and on and on and on and on...',0,0,NULL,NULL),(983,'2010-06-03 20:52:02','it is the color and consistency of over-cooked collard greens and squid ink that have been blended slightly in a food processor',0,0,NULL,NULL),(984,'2010-06-03 08:12:15','I\'ll need a shower after this one',0,0,NULL,NULL),(985,'2010-06-03 08:07:20','taking a normal stand up piss, farted... had to sit down to finish what turned out to be a very wet fart.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(986,'2010-06-03 05:54:13','Dropped some Swedish meatballs off at the hotel restaurant bowl.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(987,'2010-06-02 10:11:11','premature attempt, will be back later',0,0,NULL,NULL),(988,'2010-06-01 21:44:54','it\'s like a sauna in here.. except instead of a pile of rocks, I\'m dealing with a big pile of shit. sweating just as much though',0,0,NULL,NULL),(989,'2010-06-01 14:02:09','Addendum: many thanks to Norweigan coffee after two stagnant days.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(990,'2010-06-01 13:51:06','Pressure changes from flying international wreak havoc on the bowels. Movement now after being gridlocked for two days.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(991,'2010-05-31 09:38:27','All shitting problems resolved. Beer on the can in Caesar\'s Atlantic City. Harrah\'s Corp runs a tight ship.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(992,'2010-05-31 06:31:20','Such trouble shitting.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(993,'2010-05-31 05:02:35','Poisoned by atlantic city. So much shit, so little bowel movement.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(994,'2010-05-30 05:14:49','i hear angel trumpets and devil trombones',0,0,NULL,NULL),(995,'2010-05-29 19:34:18','smells like jersey',0,0,NULL,NULL),(996,'2010-05-28 10:06:47','cambells extra chunky brown soup. not diahrea but close...',0,0,NULL,NULL),(997,'2010-05-28 01:31:35','After using my desk chair as a fart sponge for the last 6 hours, I finally have something solid to show for it.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(998,'2010-05-27 22:14:22','Bombed one in the tiny breakroom when a stranger walked in - this civilian was caught in the crossfire of bowel war.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(999,'2010-05-27 08:41:15','square fecal matter pushing out a round hole.. it just doesn\'t work',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1000,'2010-05-27 01:55:58','Any tips to ensure ghost shits? Post them here.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1001,'2010-05-26 23:59:37','Two messy deposits so far today. Feels like I\'ve been wiping with a belt sander.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1002,'2010-05-26 18:03:47','couldnt stop pouring hot sauce on my sandwich; now my asshole is on fire acid burned',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1003,'2010-05-26 10:57:32','quick night cap. very standard solo-plop',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1004,'2010-05-26 09:41:55','Like my friend, gas pops all day. Seemingly inexplicable.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1005,'2010-05-25 06:12:57','Felt rumblings so I sat down. Turned out to just be gas and some popping.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1006,'2010-05-24 23:00:12','third time\'s the charm. different consistency every time',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1007,'2010-05-24 20:57:59','round 2!!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1008,'2010-05-24 20:46:41','swap mud',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1009,'2010-05-24 20:45:45','ouch',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1010,'2010-05-24 07:01:15','stomach on fire.. I\'ll see you later DSR',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1011,'2010-05-24 05:12:03','Dropped a solid piece of chorizo',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1012,'2010-05-23 21:44:14','cup of coffee always helps expedite the morning deposit',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1013,'2010-05-23 10:11:53','Was it the chem or the cole slaw?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1014,'2010-05-22 00:35:01','summer dumps always smell so bad',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1015,'2010-05-20 23:51:05','such soft stool shouldn\'t be so tough to deposit',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1016,'2010-05-20 05:56:56','Moved up a floor today. Can\'t wait to test out the new digs.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1017,'2010-05-20 00:42:17','There\'s piss all over the floor and seat. What kind of pigs do I work with?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1018,'2010-05-18 02:12:25','Stinging meat shits. Bleeding asshole.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1019,'2010-05-18 01:05:00','that last 3% of matter is the worst',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1020,'2010-05-16 21:29:50','something made the water a dark orange',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1021,'2010-05-16 19:52:37','It took 3 unique rounds to clear my system of that chimichanga platter. Each one hotter than the last. Got to love a burrito sized laxative.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1022,'2010-05-16 19:40:10','Three or four fossilized pieces just split my asshole wide open.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1023,'2010-05-15 22:28:57','Shitting. Nothing special.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1024,'2010-05-15 01:55:00','Back in the Ethiopian saddle again. My rim is gonna be raw by the end of this harrowing day.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1025,'2010-05-14 22:50:40','Strange - this doesn\'t smell like mine.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1026,'2010-05-14 22:49:16','Waited it out so it wouldn\'t be a sloppy mess - glad I did. Nice solid with little cleanup needed.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1027,'2010-05-14 20:56:55','Slop. I could feel the partially-digested chunks propelled thru my anus by the deluge of slop.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1028,'2010-05-14 19:33:15','More violence in my colon than in an Ethiopian swing district this summer. Was it the raw beef or the garlic-laced pile of chick pea mush?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1029,'2010-05-14 18:57:27','Curs\'ed Ethiopian food.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1030,'2010-05-14 06:02:36','Having a great time, but wish the logs were higher gauge.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1031,'2010-05-13 04:44:46','Late day session. No one around - just how I like it.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1032,'2010-05-12 21:47:33','Aroma of Gold Bond powder fills the restroom air. Someone\'s been getting ready for the hot weather.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1033,'2010-05-12 10:53:37','my BM\'s have been inconsistent here in LA... to say the least',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1034,'2010-05-11 05:28:05','McDonald\'s and Burger King in the same car trip. The fun begins.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1035,'2010-05-09 20:45:00','Chicken parm becomes chicken plop.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1036,'2010-05-08 20:52:16','Toilets so much bigger back home. Must have been huge to my childhood ass.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1037,'2010-05-06 20:57:03','My log of shit is fucking this toilet like a bitch.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1038,'2010-04-30 19:27:01','My bowels are in shambles ATM',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1039,'2010-04-30 10:18:37','My balls were actually steeped in the cold, uriny water the whole time I sat here. Didn\'t realize till I stood up and noticed they were wet.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1040,'2010-04-30 01:39:36','Awkward shitting next to my intern.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1041,'2010-04-27 20:44:00','Pasta fazool pellets',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1042,'2010-04-27 01:01:01','Ma po poopoo',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1043,'2010-04-26 23:21:41','I go into the stall and there is a brand new full roll of toilet paper just sitting in the toilet hole, submerged. LOL',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1044,'2010-04-23 23:53:19','Chicken parm: the saga continues.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1045,'2010-04-23 08:17:57','Fucking blocked at happy hour. Sucks.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1046,'2010-04-23 00:49:45','It\'s bomb-dropping time.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1047,'2010-04-22 02:12:30','C\'mon, salad.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1048,'2010-04-21 20:32:59','Guy in next stall is audibly struggling.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1049,'2010-04-21 20:32:15','Salvadoran cuisine going MS-13 on my asshole.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1050,'2010-04-21 05:07:30','Unusually late cup of joe made me pinch out a stinky brown poopy',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1051,'2010-04-20 22:08:43','All bark, no bite. That big salad owes me better.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1052,'2010-04-20 00:50:37','My life has been rough the last few days, that\'s for sure. Mishaps at Wonderland.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1053,'2010-04-19 21:26:58','Must have been all the sprouts in that pho.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1054,'2010-04-16 22:25:02','Not half bad, considering all the meat. There\'s more hiding, too.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1055,'2010-04-14 21:17:09','Big blob of chinese food.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1056,'2010-04-14 21:05:56','I believe I just shat out a rotting uterus.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1057,'2010-04-10 21:03:54','endless soft serve ice cream machine',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1058,'2010-04-10 10:51:45','Chem poop',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1059,'2010-04-10 01:08:17','Back in the saddle again. Loud noises emanate.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1060,'2010-04-09 21:30:17','Three virgin bowls at 10:30 on a Friday morning? Hell must be freezing over.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1061,'2010-04-08 22:27:13','Finally a decently sized dump. Stinky and mushy, but, boy, will I be hungry for lunch!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1062,'2010-04-05 01:01:09','Log-a-licious!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1063,'2010-04-02 06:19:22','Huge log fell right in the hole so it didn\'t have to snap in half during the flush.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1064,'2010-04-02 00:01:00','it smells like horseradish',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1065,'2010-03-31 23:38:55','Sphincter pain',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1066,'2010-03-30 20:51:07','PPHPHPHHPHPHTHTHTHTPTHTPHPTPHTTHTPTPTHTH',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1067,'2010-03-30 20:28:26','Ouch.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1068,'2010-03-29 02:12:02','Medium sized rock solid hit the water with a splash...someone get me a towel.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1069,'2010-03-29 02:00:22','Live from the can at Pussy Cat Dolls blackjack, Caesar\'s, Las Vegas. Thanks, 18 dollar chow mein.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1070,'2010-03-26 19:59:07','good morning, hot vegital streamers. how r u?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1071,'2010-03-26 11:55:40','@DailyShitReport where are you staying in Vegas? I just got back, was at the Aria',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1072,'2010-03-26 08:08:53','Best one yet in #vegas. Thanks, five dollar coffee.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1073,'2010-03-26 06:11:01','Finally checked into a room and shitting.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1074,'2010-03-25 19:01:54','Morning diarrhea is making me late for work',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1075,'2010-03-25 07:44:22','Tweeting my shits from Vegas this weekend. Hot mornings will abound.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1076,'2010-03-22 00:26:23','airport dump. all set for lift off',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1077,'2010-03-21 05:54:39','Not good.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1078,'2010-03-19 20:49:53','My ass is paying for Hitlers sins',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1079,'2010-03-19 00:14:22','four BMs in the past 36 hours on the high fiberness',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1080,'2010-03-18 01:14:13','It\'s a slow process, like making a stew. Shit stew, that is.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1081,'2010-03-17 19:43:16','back on schedule with a big morning poopy. feels good :)',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1082,'2010-03-16 22:47:08','strangley subtle burning sensation.. was expecting worse',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1083,'2010-03-16 02:00:49','Generally unsatisfying. I blame the janitor for rapping on my stall door.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1084,'2010-03-16 00:28:40','odd hour for such a big shit. mondays = irregularity',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1085,'2010-03-15 22:09:33','feels like cookie-dough',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1086,'2010-03-14 23:13:42','I would rather cut open a D cell battery and smear the acid in my eye sockets than deal with gin/philly burger shits again',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1087,'2010-03-14 01:51:14','Want to hit the #smithsonian but can\'t move \'til I know there\'s no more painful shit to push out.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1088,'2010-03-13 12:44:32','I wish rolaids made toilet paper.. going to need that tomorrow morn.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1089,'2010-03-13 03:09:50','To the tune of Beethoven\'s 5th symphony, 1st movement: \"dropping a dos; dropping a dos...\"',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1090,'2010-03-12 23:24:28','Ahh, pasta. Always a healthy dump thereafter.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1091,'2010-03-12 03:26:18','Distributed as a power law: one large log, several small balls, lots and lots of near-liquid flakes.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1092,'2010-03-11 22:36:14','Ingredients: Meatballs, asparagus, corn and mashed potatoes. Blend and incubate for 12 hours. Results should be chunky with a gel-like coat.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1093,'2010-03-11 00:39:04','The morning bagel routine is resulting in regular, healthy bowl movements.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1094,'2010-03-10 23:51:23','Wash your hands, people. Shitting is serious business.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1095,'2010-03-10 23:45:48','2nd acidy diarrhea load in 3 hours. Wiping is going to be painful.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1096,'2010-03-10 23:40:46','melting out of my asshole like salsa dripping from the back of a taco',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1097,'2010-03-10 02:43:21','Thought a small dinner last night would correspond to a small payload today. Was dead wrong.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1098,'2010-03-10 00:39:35','literally making playdough speghetti',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1099,'2010-03-09 23:34:28','as it tries to leave, external forces prevail, you get back in there',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1100,'2010-03-09 22:44:25','What a difference a breakfast makes. Best coil in days.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1101,'2010-03-09 08:24:24','Two shotgun blasts to the bowl: one for each venti coffee this morning.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1102,'2010-03-07 10:35:24','All three states of matter covered with this one, kids.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1103,'2010-03-07 10:19:35','Ritalin shitalin.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1104,'2010-03-07 04:08:17','Sliding down the side of left cheek.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1105,'2010-03-06 21:59:16','Rim is on fire and it\'s spraying with no end in sight. The burn will be unbearable when having to wipe.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1106,'2010-03-06 01:08:43','what started out as a 5-minute dump sesh turned in to a 35-minute dump+scrabble+bejeweled sesh.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1107,'2010-03-06 00:29:09','smooth as barry white',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1108,'2010-03-05 05:15:24','Small payload - what an embarassment',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1109,'2010-03-03 04:26:18','Big bark, little bite.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1110,'2010-03-01 22:39:33','the lone avenger',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1111,'2010-02-28 12:05:09','Whoa. Tan paste followed by brown strings.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1112,'2010-02-28 06:04:10','Massive couch rumblings',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1113,'2010-02-28 04:18:23','squeezed out a fossil so hard it gave me birthing pains',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1114,'2010-02-27 00:42:40','huge colon blow. i feel empty.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1115,'2010-02-26 01:23:55','too much brocoli rabe = leafy deposit',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1116,'2010-02-25 13:28:57','Best part about being sick: peeing out your ass.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1117,'2010-02-24 21:37:04','Despising immediate post-shower shits',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1118,'2010-02-23 21:13:54','exit wounds',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1119,'2010-02-22 04:38:21','Whoever said \"don\'t shit where you eat\" probably never ate a sloppy joe while shitting.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1120,'2010-02-20 15:10:56','Backed up over here',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1121,'2010-02-20 15:10:45','Farts smell like day old Chinese food',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1122,'2010-02-20 02:56:15','Shit and a condom in the same flush.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1123,'2010-02-17 22:50:53','11 hours after the colon cleanse. Still spraying toilet bowls with putrified beef residue.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1124,'2010-02-17 22:50:21','Sharted in my sleep. Blaming the colon cleanse.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1125,'2010-02-17 13:29:22','urge to poo turns in to sit down piss. happens often',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1126,'2010-02-17 02:17:16','it smells like rubbish. It literally smells like trash from England',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1127,'2010-02-12 00:12:56','Big puddle under the bowl and it\'s only 11am. Somebody call maintenance',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1128,'2010-02-11 16:13:07','After multiple PB&Js and TV dinners during #snowmageddon things finally fully returned to normal this evening. Thanks all, for the support.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1129,'2010-02-11 13:54:20','late night #snowmageddon sushi dump. the consistancy always reminds me how much healthier sushi is than the rest of the food I eat',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1130,'2010-02-11 02:21:48','not much to do but tweet my shits during #snowmageddon',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1131,'2010-02-10 01:05:34','rock-hard oversized anal beads. thats what it felt like. ouch.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1132,'2010-02-09 23:57:18','Two in two hours. Not bad.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1133,'2010-02-09 22:33:32','Corn tamales keeping my ass nice and clear through all the poor #snowmageddon eating.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1134,'2010-02-09 03:53:42','Bean-and-cheese dump successfully cleared with a single wipe. You know it\'s a good day.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1135,'2010-02-08 04:02:11','waited two hours on the couch with it in my ass. smells like beer',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1136,'2010-02-08 03:30:25','started out solid, ended like a super soaker',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1137,'2010-02-07 02:43:36','Round two with the cherry peppers. Made worse by fact that tip of dick is touching the part of the seat that everyone else\'s does.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1138,'2010-02-07 02:05:09','Seeds from the ground cherry peppers slicing my rim on exit.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1139,'2010-02-05 00:47:02','Splish, splash. Should have laid down TP for this one.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1140,'2010-02-03 23:30:55','I make $655.20/year just by shitting at work. RT @p00per http://twitter.com/p00per/status/6429875243 & http://www.workpoop.com',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1141,'2010-02-03 23:19:17','You know it\'s a snow day when the can is still virgin at 10:17 AM.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1142,'2010-02-03 22:14:19','popped out knobby little shits with the door open',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1143,'2010-02-03 14:03:47','speaking if green.....',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1144,'2010-02-03 14:03:36','nullifying the previous persons \"green\" shenanigans',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1145,'2010-02-03 14:03:17','I don\'t get the whole \"don\'t flush if it\'s only piss\" idea. I don\'t want piss splashing on my ass so I flush that before I sit down',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1146,'2010-02-02 23:22:32','Great. My boss is taking a piss on the other side of the stall door.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1147,'2010-02-02 23:17:34','My present scenario: a messy wipe on a suit-wearing day with four hours to go before the meeting.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1148,'2010-02-02 15:13:16','oh god round two',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1149,'2010-02-02 13:56:18','I always get tricked when passing spicy food: the pain makes you think there is more left than there really is.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1150,'2010-02-01 06:38:11','tiny sputtering disappointment :(',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1151,'2010-01-30 00:06:43','Creamy pile of stink. Reminiscent of the cones left by #tamagotchi',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1152,'2010-01-30 00:03:01','damnit!! another clogged toilet',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1153,'2010-01-29 03:00:01','Virgin bowl at 2PM. Too bad I only dropped 5, maybe 6 cherries with no skids to show for it.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1154,'2010-01-28 22:54:55','Not sure which is worse: the stink of my beer-and-nacho shit or the weird odor wafting up from the base of my penis.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1155,'2010-01-28 22:53:43','How many passes with the TP is the guy in the next stall going to give his ass?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1156,'2010-01-28 00:29:39','Sleep-deprived shits are really bad. Kids, get a good night\'s sleep for healthy shits.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1157,'2010-01-27 03:00:31','I just blew my nose and orange jello came out. I\'m not eating jello.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1158,'2010-01-26 23:35:02','Nothing like a virgin bowl for escaping the cluck of coworkers who won\'t shut the hell up.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1159,'2010-01-24 03:30:32','Blood on the TP.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1160,'2010-01-23 11:59:57','-2.7lbs, no joke. epic.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1161,'2010-01-23 00:58:07','Che puzza! Could smell it before it even hit the bowl.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1162,'2010-01-22 09:46:53','What a mess - a bidet would do the trick right about now.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1163,'2010-01-21 23:42:17','The spewing burns like molten lava.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1164,'2010-01-21 22:39:26','Salad for dinner + orange for breakfast = thick, fresh shit log.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1165,'2010-01-20 11:23:23','post Indian dinner deposit. I was scared but surprisingly solid and quiet. pleasant like a cool spring breeze.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1166,'2010-01-20 05:05:48','Payload #2 is a barrage of finger-like streamers. Aside: bathroom smells like toxic waste, hinting at a possible leak somewhere.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1167,'2010-01-20 03:15:27','Dissatisfying put-put of pasta. Need fiber.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1168,'2010-01-19 21:46:29','Big rumbles turned out to be a surprisingly disappointing payload. Will try again later.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1169,'2010-01-19 12:03:30','weigh-out: 171.2, and a clogged toilet at my girlfriends apartment.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1170,'2010-01-19 11:50:27','mid-poo report: splat fest, very loud. not as much mass as I was expecting but it\'s hard to tell. weigh-out will be interesting',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1171,'2010-01-19 11:49:34','weigh in: 172.2 lbs',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1172,'2010-01-18 06:11:26','gourmet indian meal + chipotle = long skinny streamers',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1173,'2010-01-17 05:37:12','Sequential post-BK toilet blast in fancy lounge. Two down, one to go.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1174,'2010-01-16 13:44:34','Backed up over here',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1175,'2010-01-16 02:28:12','Would have been a much fuller log had I not skipped breakfast in a shitstorm of workplace reprimands.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1176,'2010-01-14 11:26:41','Prime rib farting already. Hot date manana. Pun intended.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1177,'2010-01-14 03:09:36','Smells like vegan santorum blend in here.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1178,'2010-01-14 01:09:27','that deep fried whole fish is destroying my lower half',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1179,'2010-01-13 11:53:50','if you could put semi-dry gobules of paint in a super soaker and shot it at max pressure right at a bowl.. that\'s what\'s happening now',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1180,'2010-01-12 02:40:18','http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/949686666.html',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1181,'2010-01-12 02:36:15','What\'s with the arctic bathroom temperatures? Turn the heat on please, some of us do actually shit in here.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1182,'2010-01-10 01:13:47','Coffee, smartphone, and chunks to follow the log. Ahh, the Saturday morning shit.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1183,'2010-01-07 21:21:17','Found horrific bowl scarring. What does my roommate eat?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1184,'2010-01-07 03:09:12','14\" l * 1\" d * pi = 4.45 cubic inches of shit, plus floaters.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1185,'2010-01-04 23:31:27','10:30am and already on second BM',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1186,'2010-01-03 14:35:18','Really backed up',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1187,'2010-01-03 10:19:00','Pushin the pizza',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1188,'2010-01-02 06:44:50','PISSING OUT MY FUCKING ARSE',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1189,'2010-01-01 04:21:24','Stirrings',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1190,'2010-01-01 04:04:45','Cleanse consists of milk thistle, 2g magnesium, 2tbsp castor oil, citric acid',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1191,'2010-01-01 04:04:07','Farts getting warmer and wetter.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1192,'2010-01-01 04:03:42','Colon cleanse live-blog begins now',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1193,'2009-12-31 23:23:52','Brutal ass unloading 1 of 2. Must repeat to empty colon in preparation for festivities tonight.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1194,'2009-12-31 02:40:35','the consistancy of cold mashed up raw fish',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1195,'2009-12-31 01:27:57','Multicolored rim splitter.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1196,'2009-12-26 03:29:20','dipping on the shitter w/ no spitter. missed bowl, hit seat and undies',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1197,'2009-12-26 03:26:20','ass so blocked from holiday eating and inactivity. not even the skoal will move it along',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1198,'2009-12-19 00:26:40','two great dumps two mornings in a row. a little sting on da ring.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1199,'2009-12-16 23:38:29','Indian slop + runny nose = torture. you are forced to constantly sniff',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1200,'2009-12-03 12:29:17','I thought I made a healthy dinner... this stool sample says otherwise.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1201,'2009-11-30 04:38:50','Hesitated to flush massive shit, fearing clogage. Fortunately, fears were unfounded.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1202,'2009-11-26 17:01:43','Pre-Thanksgiving emptying. Just realized I hadn\'t shat since...Monday night? I\'m thankful I didn\'t have to defecate on the bus ride home.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1203,'2009-11-26 11:55:02','literally smelled like a diaper filled with Mexican food had sex with a diaper filled with Indian food... their baby then took a took a shit',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1204,'2009-11-26 11:46:02','I\'m usually proud of my farts... tonight it was so bad I actually concealed the fact that it was me',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1205,'2009-11-19 23:52:04','yesterday and today these shits smell like carion',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1206,'2009-11-17 01:39:48','a brown human head just slithered out of my anus.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1207,'2009-11-16 00:24:14','wet playdough',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1208,'2009-11-14 04:37:18','Ate a pound of cooked spinach last night, then forgot. Was briefly terrified when looking at bowl this morning.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1209,'2009-11-05 03:27:37','afternoon delight courtesy of quizno\'s',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1210,'2009-11-05 03:13:17','\"poo phung\" was on the menu last night at the Thai restaurant. It\'s on the menu right now too',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1211,'2009-11-05 01:36:37','Liquid lunch',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1212,'2009-11-03 22:21:55','Toxic poison',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1213,'2009-11-02 13:29:10','IT\'S FRIGGIN\' GREEN!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1214,'2009-10-30 09:28:00','cambells brown chunky soup',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1215,'2009-10-20 21:11:31','paranormal activity.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1216,'2009-10-19 23:52:34','awful',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1217,'2009-10-19 23:51:39','smells just aweful',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1218,'2009-10-19 22:04:05','Earth-shaking bowelquakes',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1219,'2009-10-16 00:13:14','WE GOT A LIVE ONE HERE',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1220,'2009-10-12 20:13:02','Medusa head of snakes',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1221,'2009-10-11 22:34:49','Thali Poo',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1222,'2009-10-10 21:51:48','sandy brown logs turn to silt when i flush',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1223,'2009-10-09 00:34:47','It burns, it burns!!!!!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1224,'2009-10-08 21:50:53','blackhawk down!!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1225,'2009-10-07 02:22:41','chipotle continues to impress on the second load. go, corn!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1226,'2009-10-05 20:48:18','WWIII',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1227,'2009-10-04 01:24:58','something special is on the horizon...',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1228,'2009-10-02 22:55:48','to the tune of willy nelson: i\'m on the bowl again\"',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1229,'2009-10-01 01:25:04','Pushing out play doh',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1230,'2009-09-19 03:18:19','Based solely on the smell, you\'d think I was rotting on the inside',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1231,'2009-09-18 21:47:41','sounds like an old ford pickup truck in the countryside trying to start but sputtering uncontrollably',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1232,'2009-09-18 00:51:53','one slice of dominos pizza triggers a fecal avalanche leads to another slice while on the pot',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1233,'2009-09-17 22:43:16','curdeled milk mixed with brown paint',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1234,'2009-09-16 22:02:31','big salad with lots of cayenne pepper results in tiny stinging shits every 45 mins',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1235,'2009-09-14 20:10:27','puffy streamers with no real substance...a cause de lo mein',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1236,'2009-08-31 21:13:57','When you\'re climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, diarrhea, diarrhea',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1237,'2009-08-27 00:34:10','Nervous morning leads to loose diarrhea.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1238,'2009-08-20 23:19:24','Wings and beer make for liquid acid pouring out of my ass.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1239,'2009-08-20 20:21:06','evacuating liquid demons at Grand Central. I probably have an STD from sitting on this toilet.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1240,'2009-08-18 23:12:11','wow, the pile almost poked out of the water',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1241,'2009-08-14 23:49:47','Earthquakes of the bowels during a 2 hour meeting. Finally able to purge. Will probably be feeling aftershocks throughout the day.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1242,'2009-08-11 21:52:35','Pre-meeting sloppy standard fare',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1243,'2009-08-11 21:50:14','\"I have to go see a man about a horse\"',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1244,'2009-08-11 20:46:41','Abdomen-emptying-shit-storm initiated by soft-serve ending in sputtering spicy pellets',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1245,'2009-08-11 10:40:40','Sea-foam meets toddler diarea. Hot mess. The sounds and smells coming from this toilet are horrific.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1246,'2009-08-08 02:32:47','Ass just erupted like a geyser',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1247,'2009-08-07 02:08:19','Looks like tomato soup with ground beef',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1248,'2009-08-06 02:31:27','Fecal fireworks coming out of my ass',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1249,'2009-08-04 21:45:16','Lordy, that\'s some stinky diarrhea',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1250,'2009-08-04 19:43:59','There wasn\'t much, but it still took a while',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1251,'2009-07-30 10:38:40','I could have framed the toilet and sold it as a Jackson Pollok.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1252,'2009-07-28 20:31:09','i had to go so bad that it squished out on the way to the bathroom and made a mess all over my cheeks. clean-up was a snap with baby wipes.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1253,'2009-07-28 00:34:24','Rock of love',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1254,'2009-07-26 01:30:06','MY ASSHOLE IS ON FIRE',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1255,'2009-07-24 22:33:30','Warm oatmeal',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1256,'2009-07-24 22:17:32','Amazing how someone pissing at a urinal can sometimes sound like they are taking a shit',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1257,'2009-07-24 22:15:56','Exit wounds, starring DMX',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1258,'2009-07-22 21:56:28','A warm yellow/orange tubular meatloaf. Post coffee.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1259,'2009-07-18 04:16:04','Late day floaters. Felt some rumbling and it\'s almost diarrhea.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1260,'2009-07-18 01:22:49','HOLY NANDOS!!!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1261,'2009-07-17 21:48:18','Miller Lite streaming through my asscrack right now. Holy Niagara!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1262,'2009-07-17 00:55:33','WHOA!!! BACK IT UP MIKE WE GOT A REAL SPHINCTER SPLITTER HERE',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1263,'2009-07-16 22:31:07','Two today already. The first was healthy. The 2nd was pure Harp Lager.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1264,'2009-07-15 22:44:09','Looks like powdered sweet potato fries',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1265,'2009-07-15 00:20:38','Pounding headache drums harder in sync with every turd pushed out.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1266,'2009-07-14 21:38:02','Good clean poo at 9:50 AM. #unremarkable',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1267,'2009-07-14 02:53:42','Fajitas last night. My poo felt large-gauge on its way out. Upon inspection, logs were skinny. #confusing',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1268,'2009-07-14 00:56:11','Shitting is much less fulfilling when stuffed into dress clothes and an undershirt.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1269,'2009-07-12 03:27:35','Surprisingly clean portapotty. Solid exit with a 2.5ft drop.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1270,'2009-07-10 21:21:16','Long and skinny, like Adrien Brody. #adrienbrody',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1271,'2009-07-09 21:41:50','I could feel my colon contracting deep inside my abdomen as a long brown slippery pipe fell to earth.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1272,'2009-07-09 00:40:08','Today\'s stroontz look just like the beginnings of a clay pot you\'d make in an elementary pottery class.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1273,'2009-07-08 21:32:25','What an asshole-splitter! Hurts so good.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1274,'2009-07-08 02:17:13','Turd broke off and fell from up high. Product = water-splashed balls',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1275,'2009-07-07 20:55:37','Took 4 shits yesterday. Just took my 2nd today: iceburg lettuce vellum. Asshole becoming sore from wiping.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1276,'2009-07-07 03:01:55','Post independence day gas blasting.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1277,'2009-07-05 23:17:13','Update: weighed again and now 161.8lbs',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1278,'2009-07-05 21:39:40','Weigh out: 163.0lbs',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1279,'2009-07-05 21:25:58','Weigh in: 163.2lbs',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1280,'2009-07-03 02:41:50','Went to the shitter to kill time sitting on the pot. Little did I know I\'d have my second shit of the day! Small, yellowish.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1281,'2009-07-02 21:30:30','A hard asshole-dilating initial blast cleared the way for slithering brown snakes on a plane. #snakesonaplane',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1282,'2009-07-01 02:07:53','Healthy stool this morning. Plagued by gas and bloating the rest of the day. There\'s no safe place to blast\'em in this office...',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1283,'2009-06-30 23:42:56','Primary bathroom, occupied. Secondary bathroom, freshly cleaned bowl. Score.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1284,'2009-06-29 21:16:08','Solid healthy early mornin\' poopy. #love',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1285,'2009-06-28 01:31:29','We take shits in #nhv #mtl #dc (#georgetown #cohi) #mke #msn',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1286,'2009-06-28 01:27:01','High-speed, colon-shaped falafel logs. #dc',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1287,'2009-06-27 00:53:31','The three stages of a jumbo slice: (1) normal log, (2) 1.5cm pellets, (3) total anal spray.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1288,'2009-06-27 00:51:08','Rock hard painful shit. Light brown. I always thought the hard ones were of a darker complexion...',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1289,'2009-06-27 00:44:55','Full bowl of light chocolate soft-serve.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1290,'2009-06-26 20:49:07','Late to work with a head full of liquor and a colon full of jumbo slice pizza.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1291,'2009-06-26 04:16:32','Lentils for breakfast: $2. Indian curries for lunch: $9. Grand colon evacuation in lieu of afternoon snack: priceless.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1292,'2009-06-26 04:10:52','Looks like spinnach pur?e, but darker... Something ain\'t right',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1293,'2009-06-24 20:57:27','Pre-departure, AM ass-blaster. Flatulent bike ride down 14th. Gas-propelled log imminent.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1294,'2009-06-23 22:53:08','Let the tiniest fart loose in the bathroom. It smelled like death and decay. Must have been the garlic bread.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1295,'2009-06-23 01:51:39','Deuxieme douce du jour.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1296,'2009-06-22 22:11:34','No fewer than 8 medium-sized barrels after 30 seconds of sitting on the pot. I\'m prolific!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1297,'2009-06-22 20:56:18','It was like one of those dinky snake fireworks only thicker and browner.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1298,'2009-06-21 02:35:51','Confirmation: There was more than one left in the hopper.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1299,'2009-06-20 21:33:08','Asshole exploded in a beer-laced disaster. It feels like it\'s done, but there is probably one left in the hopper for later.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1300,'2009-06-19 02:41:43','Back for a 2nd time. Panicked paper towel situation left some nuggets knock, knock, knockin on heaven\'s door. TP HAS BEEN REPLENISHED.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1301,'2009-06-19 00:20:26','I had to go so bad that it started coming out of my ass as I bent over to spread my cheeks and sit on the bowl. BOOYAH',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1302,'2009-06-18 21:24:08','Took an explosive shit. THERE WAS NO TP LEFT. RAN OUT OF STALL IN A PANIC TO GRAB PAPER TOWELS. AKIN TO WIPING W/ 50 GRIT SANDPAPER. WTF OMG',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1303,'2009-06-18 14:59:15','Had wings for dinner, just woke up with stomach pains. This is sloppy like cambels chunky soup',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1304,'2009-06-18 03:16:19','Busy day, had to hold it until 4PM. Fecal bowl spray from previous occupant - bravo. 12\" of rod iron splits on impact. Well worth the wait.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1305,'2009-06-18 03:09:49','Goddamn it, how many fucking times do I have to shit in a day? Between 3 and 5, apparently.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1306,'2009-06-17 02:24:41','Don\'t need to wipe as much: toilet helped clean with some supersoaker-esque splashback.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1307,'2009-06-17 02:23:44','Big movement, anyone? #iranelection',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1308,'2009-06-17 01:29:39','Forced out a pathetic little shit. I can still feel the kiss of hot peppers on my ruby pink starfruit.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1309,'2009-06-17 00:32:56','This time of day is always quiet, always a stall available to make a \"big stink\"',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1310,'2009-06-16 20:44:49','Early morning stomach cramping forced me to the shitter. I popped out a golf ball and some fluid. This isn\'t over. I\'ll be back after coffee',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1311,'2009-06-16 19:53:59','Pungent. But when did I eat corn?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1312,'2009-06-16 00:23:09','1 floater and 3 sinkers, all in a day\'s work.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1313,'2009-06-16 00:10:31','Post-lunch bloating resulted in a 18\" ribbon.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1314,'2009-06-15 21:49:54','Laid an 8\" pipe. It swirled in the bowl and lodged itself length-wise against the drain. The swirling TP snapped it in half.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1315,'2009-06-15 00:10:44','Urgent mid-breakfast shit. Boxcar Theory in effect.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1316,'2009-06-14 16:25:37','To hit the W.C. and unleash the poopocalypse, or stay in bed and dream of another dog with two faces? Or another log with two feces?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1317,'2009-06-14 08:32:36','My back actually hurts from the arch i had to hold, during this drive back so I didn\'t turn the car seat brown',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1318,'2009-06-14 08:28:43','The only way to describe the relief is \"magical\"... Perhaps even relatable to a \"religious experience\".. Like having a near death expeience',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1319,'2009-06-14 08:21:55','EXPLOSIVE I CAN TASTE THE SMELL. NEVER HAD TO SHIT SO BAD IN MY LIFE!!!!! ahsjsbBBsnndl&!/$7/!/!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1320,'2009-06-14 08:21:17','Bandkdlldisbsbahaghwbjslslanabbabahaansndndkdldllsmabavavhdjdnsnsjsksjbsbabsbsbsbsjxjhxb. FUCK MY LIFE',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1321,'2009-06-13 13:23:46','Horrid, putrid beer gas expelled from the hole. Out slides 9\" of black cable.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1322,'2009-06-13 00:09:36','Coffee-induced 7\" sinker. Snapped in half when it hit the bowl.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1323,'2009-06-12 22:33:14','It was forced and small.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1324,'2009-06-12 00:58:57','Highly audible spray of non-digested vegetable skins. Nine wipes. Scent of black bean flatulence was prominent.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1325,'2009-06-11 23:58:56','Struck brown gold at the bottom of the bowl.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1326,'2009-06-11 23:16:59','Inconspicuous brown sinkers. Nothing to see here people, move along.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1327,'2009-06-11 22:22:14','Sushi and sake bombs the previous night. Many remains after the flush: Like wet brown sugar stuck to the bowl.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1328,'2009-06-11 20:56:54','10\" of firm feces dialated my sphincter and coiled up in the neck of the bowl. I stood and inspected. Veggie floaters from yesterday\'s lunch',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1329,'2009-06-11 19:43:36','Non-trivial bowl scarring.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1330,'2009-06-11 01:32:21','Beans, beans, they\'re good for your heart...',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1331,'2009-06-11 00:56:22','Been brewing since dinner last night, topped off with meatball/basil/onion bar pizza for lunch today. Metal gear solid x2',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1332,'2009-06-11 00:42:03','A solid 4\" deuce plowed out 3 egg-yolk-sized soft bouncing baby brownies.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1333,'2009-06-10 11:30:55','Gas-propelled ass missile cleared way for highly soluble, bowl-clouding mush.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1334,'2009-06-10 10:39:59','softish. reddish-brown. lotta beans lately.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1335,'2009-06-10 07:47:40','A large stinky hook shot from my ass, followed by a malevolent chain of loosely affiliated brownish particulate. Truly the deadliest catch.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1336,'2009-06-09 20:57:58','Restroom remodels are causing a 10am shit bum rush. I\'m lucky to have topped the can between 9:30 and 10:30. Cool runnings. Thanks, lentils.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1337,'2009-06-09 08:28:10','i think that i shall never see/ five logs as sweetly dank as thee/ slide effortless through my back hole/ and grace the water in my bowl',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1338,'2009-06-09 03:34:11','Was going to sit down and blast some air. My plans were foiled by feces on the toilet seat. WTF? #shit',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1339,'2009-06-09 00:02:17','Major stomach bloating and gas cramps going in. Out comes a semi-solid log with pungent notes of yesterday\'s diarrhea from Saturday\'s beer.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1340,'2009-06-08 23:29:38','Pooped so hard I got a semi. Commence throne spankage!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1341,'2009-06-08 22:10:58','Wide-gauge log rocketed out of my ass with traces of last night\'s habanero sauce. Nice fresh smell.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1342,'2009-06-08 21:25:40','Act 1: Globs of pastey shit interlaced with sputtering pockets of air. Act 2: A runny stream of sludge.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1343,'2009-06-06 04:04:35','time to release the poopier-mache dinosaurs from the paddock. Free at last, free at last.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1344,'2009-06-06 01:40:13','Jihad on the bowl.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1345,'2009-06-06 01:37:55','Stingingly hot shit. Loose. Slid out my asshole. Stomach pain persists. Plz make it stop. #shit',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1346,'2009-06-06 01:28:35','Lots of thunder. Little lightening.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1347,'2009-06-05 21:22:04','Temperature and frequency of farts increasing. Storm is brewing. #shit',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1348,'2009-06-05 12:32:29','Share the wealth. Tag it #shit',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1349,'2009-06-05 12:31:17','Stinging hot chicken necks. Viven masitas de puerco!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1350,'2009-06-05 12:10:40','Evidence of poor earlier wiping: stinging itch above butthole.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1351,'2009-06-04 22:21:52','Ran to toilet with acute sphincter pain. Expected diarrhea but pleasantly surprised to find it was solid.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1352,'2009-06-04 20:25:03','Took another early spinach-propelled shit.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1353,'2009-06-04 09:38:08','Had an evening date with the porcelain princess. Shortly after, nonstop toxic gas being purged from colon. A second visit may be necessary.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1354,'2009-06-03 20:49:15','Sputtery lentil pellets fired out my ass ten minutes after rising.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1355,'2009-06-03 01:12:57','Traces of corn really wig me out.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1356,'2009-06-02 21:28:04','I pumped my fist in celebration of finding an empty stall. Then I took the second shit of the day. I could discern individual lentils. <3',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1357,'2009-06-02 20:57:58','My asshole became a soft serve machine this morning. An urgent shit resulting in a light brown conical pile in the bowl. Lentils.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1358,'2009-06-01 23:08:12','Scared away from the throne room by a third party\'s deafening and rank fecal evacuation.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1359,'2009-06-01 21:21:14','Nothing makes me appreciate regularity more than taking a big solid shit. Solid with sentimental notes of the weekend\'s fare.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1360,'2009-06-01 08:43:17','overtones of Thai coconut curry detected',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1361,'2009-05-31 04:24:55','after an unsuccessful 15 wipes, i decided to take a shower',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1362,'2009-05-30 06:25:23','5 floating chicken necks in an underpowered toilet',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1363,'2009-05-30 01:18:05','Virgin bowl at 2:15 PM.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1364,'2009-05-30 00:48:35','...with a couple straggler stink nuggets close behind.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1365,'2009-05-30 00:42:43','Long and pasty with traces of last night\'s corn',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1366,'2009-05-30 00:11:39','Jittery coffee shit. Over a foot long and as usual snapped in half during the flush.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1367,'2009-05-29 21:45:59','Officemate out for the day - freedom to fart.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1368,'2009-05-29 21:37:06','Nothing like cheesing a virgin bowl with cup of Caribou dark roast in hand.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1369,'2009-05-29 20:28:45','Pizza for dinner always gives me the urgent need to shit right when I wake up. That was this morning. About 28 inches of slim firm dark turd',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1370,'2009-05-29 19:59:07','Hoping to take a shit on the clock...but will the dam hold?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1371,'2009-05-29 03:37:03','3rd hangover shit of the day; some constipation and a single milk dud; at least consistency has returned',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1372,'2009-05-29 02:50:20','3rd shit today. Loose and spicy plop followed by belching from my ass. My asshole is damaged.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1373,'2009-05-29 02:28:16','Stomach cramping. Gas evolving. I think I may be in for an afternoon delight. Stand by...',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1374,'2009-05-29 00:51:10','Comp from Bowl Update: Soft but firm. Peanut-buttery.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1375,'2009-05-29 00:40:17','Sitting on the bowl with my comp. Here goes...',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1376,'2009-05-28 23:37:55','Nobody would suspect the guy in the stall is twittering about his BM',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1377,'2009-05-28 23:36:16','Bowl filled with light brown stroontz. Satisfied.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1378,'2009-05-28 23:08:33','Still a virgin bowl at 11:58 AM? Incredible.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1379,'2009-05-28 22:57:09','http://bit.ly/DPVtx',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1380,'2009-05-28 22:33:06','i havent had a shit since my chili supreme the other day. worried.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1381,'2009-05-28 22:07:28','Very disappointing poo. The fajitas remain. Maybe lunch will force the big\'un.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1382,'2009-05-28 22:02:17','Ditto on needed small shit before leaving house this AM. Was disappointing given lower abdominal pressure.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1383,'2009-05-28 21:50:40','10:51 AM. Smokeless tobacco will for sure force this BM. I might have to dip.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1384,'2009-05-28 21:36:35','10:37 AM. The fajitas seem to have receeded. Time to start drinking water to force the play.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1385,'2009-05-28 21:23:32','10:24 AM. Can\'t fart in here. They feel hot waiting at my asshole. My officemate would vomit.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1386,'2009-05-28 21:22:03','does anyone else ever have wet, juicy farts?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1387,'2009-05-28 21:15:32','10:15 AM. Rumblings near the sphincter. Waiting for a solid log to form before I open the gates of hell.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1388,'2009-05-28 10:03:05','Is it strange that the existence of this site makes me wait expectantly for my next bowel movement?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1389,'2009-05-28 06:35:58','is the underside of an apple its sphincter?',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1390,'2009-05-28 01:26:57','as predicted, massive shittings',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1391,'2009-05-28 00:56:22','The new \"Bigs\" at potbelly will surely produce some big BMs',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1392,'2009-05-27 23:34:12','Written from the bowl\nChild born to porcelain hands\nStinky, brown, flushed down',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1393,'2009-05-27 23:06:54','im feeling a big one this afternoon',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1394,'2009-05-27 22:25:27','post-coffee, pre-lunch, on-the-clock megadump = work win',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1395,'2009-05-27 21:28:32','took a shit of such power four hours ago the scars are still visible in the bowl. fired out like a cannon.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1396,'2009-05-27 21:23:13','If you want to hear the NY Philharmonic... I suggest you sit down in the stalls at the New York Stock Exchange.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1397,'2009-05-27 21:21:14','Massive torpedo fired this morn. Dark red colored. Must be last night\'s chilies. Burning on exit.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1398,'2009-05-27 21:14:49','All stalls bombed out, and not even 10 AM yet. Post-holiday bran must be kicking in.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1399,'2009-05-27 21:13:48','Steamed broccoli last night. BM at approx T-45m after broccoli ingestion. Another BM this morning. I think the hot dogs are eliminated.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1400,'2009-05-27 19:06:31','Ate almost a pound of pepper-jack last night. Stand by for catastrophic update.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1401,'2009-05-27 01:01:38','it was spicy and pastey. It feels like there\'s more inside me aching to come out. it\'s time for more fiber...',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1402,'2009-05-27 01:01:04','Post-Pico de Gallo Exit Wounds',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1403,'2009-05-23 02:17:46','\"Chunky with a chance of spray.\"',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1404,'2009-05-23 01:51:38','Chunky and large with a hint of hot pepper @ 10:30 AM',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1405,'2009-05-23 01:49:52','Just finished making the Daily Shit Report...Tweet the nature of your shits daily here!!!',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1406,'2012-08-21 23:01:11','Looks like the inside of my small intestine.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1407,'2012-08-22 06:05:31','Grape nuts in my shit.',2,0,11,'0.001'),(1408,'2012-08-22 06:08:06','Found an earring in my shit.',9,0,2,'0.254'),(1409,'2012-08-22 14:55:07','This french press full of vietnamese coffee is gonna make blast that pho out my ass',1,0,2,'0.250'),(1410,'2012-08-22 17:20:03','Caffeine dripsss',2,0,11,'0.001'),(1411,'2012-08-22 18:12:20','Morning drop-off hasn\'t been solid in weeks.',1,0,2,'0.250'),(1412,'2012-08-22 23:11:02','My asshole is like a geyser right now :(',3,0,11,'0.001'),(1413,'2012-08-22 23:23:15','Poopin not on a shitter. Poopin my pants.',13,0,11,'0.006'),(1414,'2012-08-23 18:11:48','Zynga games optimal for playing on the toilet.',1,0,10,'0.001'),(1415,'2012-08-24 21:08:02','Theres two kinds of people in life: those who shit, look and flush and those who shit, flush and look...',1,0,2,'0.250'),(1416,'2012-08-25 00:33:38','Becks cans out mah can',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1417,'2012-08-25 18:53:20','If my asshole were more thoughtful, it would have found a more sanitary means to give me that colon full of soup mix.',3,0,8,'0.012'),(1418,'2012-08-26 21:32:25','Last BM before BM.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1419,'2012-08-27 18:37:00','Like a punishment in Dante: the sinner wipes forever, yet never gets clean. The sin? Pinching off too early.',0,0,NULL,NULL),(1420,'2012-08-28 22:46:08','Thanks yoga twists for unleashing the toxins. #immediateresults',2,0,2,'0.313'),(1421,'2012-08-29 06:05:42','Playa shits',1,0,4,'0.063'),(1422,'2012-08-29 06:06:43','Blumpkin',52,0,4,'3.250'),(1423,'2012-08-30 16:55:12','Urgent logs breached the anus before i was seated',1,0,2,'0.250'),(1424,'2012-08-31 12:20:04','Timely arrival at the office threatened by last minute log rolling',3,0,0,'1.500'),(1425,'2012-08-31 17:34:01','Red bull shotgunning aftermath STINKS',1,0,0,'1.000'),(1427,'2012-09-01 17:59:19','I think that was the black olives or maybe the kale! Baby poo',1,0,0,'1.000');
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I feel like I\'m an archeologist traveling through different poop time periods','FALSE','NA','2012-08-20 20:46:07','FALSE','NA','237546055858806784','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('2','Littleneck clams are the major ingredient in this seafood mud soup','FALSE','NA','2012-08-18 23:01:29','FALSE','NA','236855345367105536','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('3','Perfect timing! dropping off some rusty logs just before leaving on a road trip. was expecting much worse after that Indian food last night','FALSE','NA','2012-08-17 21:57:51','FALSE','NA','236476942478618624','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('4','blocked up. really want lunch but in stuck on this god damn toilet.','FALSE','NA','2012-08-15 23:45:55','FALSE','NA','235779361989615617','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('5','Chili mac and cheese is bubbling out of my ass. BBQ nachos are on deck. I\'m least concerned about the beer can chicken. #RomneyRyan','FALSE','NA','2012-08-13 21:55:52','FALSE','NA','235026893089427456','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('6','Fresh ingredients today, full colon tomorrow.','FALSE','NA','2012-08-09 22:21:49','FALSE','NA','233583873680875521','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('7','Feels like I\'m shitting in a sauna','FALSE','NA','2012-08-08 02:48:45','FALSE','NA','232926271955423232','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('8','shaken up soda can AKA my asshole just exploded with soy sauce','FALSE','NA','2012-08-04 09:45:06','FALSE','NA','231581500620042240','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('9','nothing like some gas station coffee to force out this brown slushy liquid from my butt','FALSE','NA','2012-07-26 21:21:13','FALSE','NA','228495190548176896','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('10','OPEN THE FLOODGATES!!!!','FALSE','NA','2012-07-26 21:12:24','FALSE','NA','228492974143717377','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('11','Looks like a bowl of count chocula cereal. dry.','FALSE','NA','2012-07-22 19:20:44','FALSE','NA','227015318936104960','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('12','Some Thai related bathroom issues first thing when I got to work','FALSE','NA','2012-07-19 21:46:06','FALSE','NA','225964736657907712','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('13','This stench makes me feel like a horrible person.','FALSE','NA','2012-07-18 01:01:02','FALSE','NA','225289020912054272','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('14','Laid some TP to define the drop zone. Boom.','FALSE','NA','2012-07-16 22:50:47','FALSE','NA','224893851008106497','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('15','uh oh... that paella is having a party in my lower intestine.','FALSE','NA','2012-07-12 09:29:48','FALSE','NA','223242726815182848','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('16','This toilet sees more butts than an ashtray.','FALSE','NA','2012-07-11 06:24:42','FALSE','NA','222833756837388289','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('17','Some intense neighboring shits going on around me during bingo intermission.','FALSE','NA','2012-07-08 08:24:53','FALSE','NA','221776840530997248','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('18','Firecrackers out my ass at Firecracker Bingo.','FALSE','NA','2012-07-07 19:21:56','FALSE','NA','221579802392539137','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('19','Small dry deer scat topped off by Campbell\'s soup.','FALSE','NA','2012-07-05 19:49:23','FALSE','NA','220861936785571840','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('20','This last little bit just won\'t budge. might have to rock a nutella-cheek sandwich the rest of the day','FALSE','NA','2012-07-03 22:41:04','FALSE','NA','220180364574998528','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('21','Canadian ass sludge slowly working its way out. Too much poutine...','FALSE','NA','2012-06-30 22:43:44','FALSE','NA','219093873459335170','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('22','Fear the day\'s skid marks after feeling a chunk slide down my cheek.','FALSE','NA','2012-06-25 23:54:39','FALSE','NA','217299778877407234','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('23','This Mediterranean burrito has created a butt hole roadblock','FALSE','NA','2012-06-22 02:47:04','FALSE','NA','215893618702024704','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('24','Found both the words \"odor\" and \"smelly\" while playing scramble on the toilet','FALSE','NA','2012-06-21 01:28:22','FALSE','NA','215511423592312833','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('25','really having some difficulties today. not sure how sushi could block me up like this','FALSE','NA','2012-06-16 03:27:06','FALSE','NA','213729365094182912','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('26','pretty sure yesterday\'s questionable sushi is coming out right now','FALSE','NA','2012-06-16 03:17:47','FALSE','NA','213727023011602433','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('27','Fresh skid marks all ready to greet my morning.','FALSE','NA','2012-06-14 23:25:12','FALSE','NA','213306104053112834','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('28','Essentially playing minecraft with balls of poop','FALSE','NA','2012-06-14 11:05:24','FALSE','NA','213119923520671744','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('29','Moist swamp smell is making my nose run','FALSE','NA','2012-06-11 23:06:23','FALSE','NA','212214203644264448','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('30','Bowl is like the bubbling mud pits of Yellowstone.','FALSE','NA','2012-06-11 23:05:52','FALSE','NA','212214074019287040','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('31','Slow bubbling farts... I knew it was time.','FALSE','NA','2012-06-09 00:58:17','FALSE','NA','211155201577586689','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('32','A shit streak right on the seat in the handicap stall. Really? Fucking animals.','FALSE','NA','2012-06-08 21:23:01','FALSE','NA','211101026583973888','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('33','Ikea meatballs + siracha = painful morning','FALSE','NA','2012-06-07 21:06:35','FALSE','NA','210734504850112512','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('34','this turd smells much closer to my\nnose than it really is','FALSE','NA','2012-06-06 10:00:51','FALSE','NA','210204579369975808','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('35','Looks like a brown slug trying to escape a bowl prison. halfway out of the water','FALSE','NA','2012-06-06 09:52:08','FALSE','NA','210202386311032833','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('36','A streak in the handicap stall by 10am? IMPOSSIBRU!','FALSE','NA','2012-06-04 21:01:36','FALSE','NA','209646083608027137','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('37','Just sitting here making some coffee flavored dark chocolate kisses before the drive to work','FALSE','NA','2012-06-01 21:08:06','FALSE','NA','208560556020482048','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('38','Another DSR first: virgin bowl at 9:30 AM on Amtrak\'s northeast regional.','FALSE','NA','2012-06-01 20:33:35','FALSE','NA','208551869298118656','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('39','A DSR first. Leaving a mushy stinker in the chemical toilet on Amtrak\'s 95 regional.','FALSE','NA','2012-06-01 20:27:46','FALSE','NA','208550408367505410','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('40','Feels like I\'m an oatmeal factory','FALSE','NA','2012-05-31 00:27:30','FALSE','NA','207885964301967361','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('41','this smoothie-textured shit smells like the depths of the Housatonic river','FALSE','NA','2012-05-29 22:48:44','FALSE','NA','207498718063230976','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('42','Just crop-dusted about a mile\'s worth of 23rd Street.','FALSE','NA','2012-05-29 10:00:37','FALSE','NA','207305416303054848','NA','<a href=\"http://mobile.twitter.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">Mobile Web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('43','Did you ever think you were going to die from a shit? http://t.co/O40htJfz','FALSE','NA','2012-05-22 21:59:14','FALSE','NA','204949546109906945','NA','<a href=\"http://www.apple.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">iOS</a>','DailyShitReport'),('44','MOTHER OF GOD','FALSE','NA','2012-05-20 22:53:29','FALSE','NA','204238422926303232','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('45','first one to work on Sunday, the bowl couldn\'t be more fresh.','FALSE','NA','2012-05-20 21:01:44','FALSE','NA','204210299455291392','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('46','Word to God, each of my dumps just now was adorned with a quarter-inch rosette of sriracha.','FALSE','NA','2012-05-12 23:28:23','FALSE','NA','201348103192854529','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('47','I am handicapped, at least as indicated by how much time I spend in the handicapped stall. #getthisoutame','FALSE','NA','2012-05-11 00:28:11','FALSE','NA','200638378230824961','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('48','No matter how much effort I put into voiding my bowels at home, am always hit with a tsunami once I get to work #pavlovian','FALSE','NA','2012-05-09 23:04:07','FALSE','NA','200254831980589056','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('49','Someone\'s been here.','FALSE','NA','2012-05-09 03:28:34','FALSE','NA','199958997737025536','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('50','Looks like I\'m battin cleanup.','FALSE','NA','2012-05-09 00:00:01','FALSE','NA','199906515082158082','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('51','Shitty De Mayo. stomach sounds like a blender. wtf is going on','FALSE','NA','2012-05-06 21:54:07','FALSE','NA','199150052512501760','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('52','Had a milkshake. Can\'t stop beefing.','FALSE','NA','2012-04-29 09:50:56','FALSE','NA','196431345457709056','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('53','Handicap stall, day 2. Larry David would call me out.','FALSE','NA','2012-04-26 22:45:27','FALSE','NA','195539095399829504','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('54','I\'m one Jimmy Greenspoon away from a Three Dog Night.','FALSE','NA','2012-04-26 09:47:52','FALSE','NA','195343409987321857','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('55','Tzatzikiaaaaa!','FALSE','NA','2012-04-26 09:21:30','FALSE','NA','195336772832591873','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('56','Handicap stall? Sure, I earned it.','FALSE','NA','2012-04-26 01:17:08','FALSE','NA','195214877307047936','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('57','Shitting in the bathroom one floor below, has same layout as my floor. Cleaner. Stall door locks. Fresher scent.','FALSE','NA','2012-04-25 01:30:13','FALSE','NA','194855781949112322','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('58','no thanks to me','FALSE','NA','2012-04-24 10:24:16','FALSE','NA','194627792447619074','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('59','This bathroom reeks of bleach and sloppy diarrhea','FALSE','NA','2012-04-24 10:24:04','FALSE','NA','194627743844024320','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('60','Even the DSR cant handle this load.','FALSE','NA','2012-04-16 07:53:15','FALSE','NA','191690686502944769','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('61','Christen the new neighborhood bar. Toilet right next to kitchen. Sorry.','FALSE','NA','2012-04-15 06:40:52','FALSE','NA','191310079612567552','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('62','Flowing like water.','FALSE','NA','2012-04-13 21:46:55','FALSE','NA','190813322709434368','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('63','Daily inference of which of the two toilets was used less recently.','FALSE','NA','2012-04-09 23:09:24','FALSE','NA','189384525481115648','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('64','Dunno how you all do a post-mortem on your shits on this thing. I\'m tweeting while I dump! #videogames','FALSE','NA','2012-04-06 23:57:39','FALSE','NA','188309503970775040','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('65','Violent sneeze coincides with rapid anal unload. Wild.','FALSE','NA','2012-04-06 22:27:49','FALSE','NA','188286900212203521','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('66','Half a gallon of grapefruit pulp just soundlessly rocketed out of my asshole. Messy, but scurvy-free.','FALSE','NA','2012-04-06 02:10:58','FALSE','NA','187980669824155649','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('67','Virgin bowl at 7:50AM. At last! My white ass not sitting on Asian pubes during my morning dump.','FALSE','NA','2012-04-04 21:53:13','FALSE','NA','187553413662388225','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('68','Just sitting down for a pee.','FALSE','NA','2012-04-04 02:50:13','FALSE','NA','187265770298937344','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('69','Greased lightning','FALSE','NA','2012-04-02 20:54:44','FALSE','NA','186813922806992896','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('70','1. Wake up. \n2. Drop serious douce at work. \n3. Profit.','FALSE','NA','2012-03-29 23:26:35','FALSE','NA','185402586713690112','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('71','This poo is like a trip to the farm...beef lamb chicken eggs and even goat!','FALSE','NA','2012-03-29 21:01:50','FALSE','NA','185366159149899776','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('72','round 2 within 30 minutes. I knew that sandwich had been sitting out too long. balls just got completely soaked. fuck.','FALSE','NA','2012-03-29 05:14:41','FALSE','NA','185127800737505280','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('73','Finally ate well yesterday. Predicting an entire day spent #righthere.','FALSE','NA','2012-03-28 23:45:56','FALSE','NA','185045064798580738','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('74','Pork chop muting salutary effects of massive spinach portion. Clearly more to come.','FALSE','NA','2012-03-28 22:00:18','FALSE','NA','185018482511982593','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('75','Venti coffee work your magic!','FALSE','NA','2012-03-27 22:50:53','FALSE','NA','184668824505827328','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('76','mud volcano explosion upon flushing','FALSE','NA','2012-03-25 23:52:23','FALSE','NA','183959526867873792','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('77','It\'s 12:30. I just hope I get outa here in time for my 2PM meeting.','FALSE','NA','2012-03-23 02:33:13','FALSE','NA','182912837319004160','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('78','Literally made a mad dash from my cube to the bathroom. Trying to hold it was killing me and I almost shit myself in the process.','FALSE','NA','2012-03-22 20:37:26','FALSE','NA','182823300626530305','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('79','my gas and deposit smell uncannily similar to brussel sprouts... had a burrito for dinner though. no BS #','FALSE','NA','2012-03-22 06:44:43','FALSE','NA','182613743778279425','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('80','Smells like #manure in here','FALSE','NA','2012-03-22 00:11:29','FALSE','NA','182514782497292288','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('81','Why does it take 30 minutes for me to fully shit in the morning?','FALSE','NA','2012-03-18 18:32:02','FALSE','NA','181342193854849024','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('82','What a sad little beer shit on saint Patrick\'s day','FALSE','NA','2012-03-18 09:03:26','FALSE','NA','181199098915987456','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('83','Mid-wipe i had to poo more. Annoying.','FALSE','NA','2012-03-17 23:46:34','FALSE','NA','181058960571383808','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('84','Just got to third base with the toilet','FALSE','NA','2012-03-17 00:23:05','FALSE','NA','180705759628242944','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('85','Beef taco go boom.','FALSE','NA','2012-03-16 23:03:39','FALSE','NA','180685772523970560','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('86','Just shitting my brains out, nothing to see here','FALSE','NA','2012-03-16 21:50:27','FALSE','NA','180667347944751104','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('87','Nuclear winter in the toilet bowl.','FALSE','NA','2012-03-16 20:08:01','FALSE','NA','180641571627212802','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('88','Taco night = gassy morning','FALSE','NA','2012-03-16 19:52:18','FALSE','NA','180637616113332224','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('89','Screamed \"good morning\" at coworkers as i ran into work directly into the shitter','FALSE','NA','2012-03-14 20:18:35','FALSE','NA','179919457043488769','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('90','24 oz of strong \'jo turns my ass into a log flume.','FALSE','NA','2012-03-13 21:46:39','FALSE','NA','179579230961676288','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('91','Szechwan emergency - first office accomplishment in a week.','FALSE','NA','2012-03-13 20:04:39','FALSE','NA','179553559078109184','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('92','motion sensor lights just shut off on me... is that my cue to hurry up?','FALSE','NA','2012-03-12 03:02:03','FALSE','NA','178933827471810560','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('93','Am dying in here','FALSE','NA','2012-03-11 08:18:29','FALSE','NA','178635972911702016','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('94','Spent 20 min here and thought it was done, wiped and all. Pushing out some loud soft serve now and have to do it all over again.','FALSE','NA','2012-03-10 20:22:42','FALSE','NA','178455839080853504','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('95','Hunan ass vomit.','FALSE','NA','2012-03-09 06:04:54','FALSE','NA','177877580374999040','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('96','Who knew so much shit could come out twice in two hours.','FALSE','NA','2012-03-07 22:29:47','FALSE','NA','177400657169489921','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('97','Dropping loose stools while updating my firmware. #howironic','FALSE','NA','2012-03-07 01:35:00','FALSE','NA','177084880440672256','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('98','those demons wanted to come out real fast','FALSE','NA','2012-03-06 09:09:22','FALSE','NA','176836837887848449','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('99','Literally ran home to drop off this payload. Required two flushes.','FALSE','NA','2012-03-03 08:59:03','FALSE','NA','175747078750867456','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('100','oh good god it smells like summer-day-old filled diaper','FALSE','NA','2012-02-28 11:47:57','FALSE','NA','174340034206502912','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('101','Never a moment\'s peace','FALSE','NA','2012-02-27 08:41:38','FALSE','NA','173930756643635201','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('102','http://t.co/CgQgrKmA','FALSE','NA','2012-02-27 00:58:03','FALSE','NA','173814087011155969','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('103','Got up too soon.','FALSE','NA','2012-02-24 03:10:25','FALSE','NA','172760241610563584','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('104','Would like to do something today other than take shits. Body does not agree.','FALSE','NA','2012-02-24 03:02:39','FALSE','NA','172758282954485761','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('105','Burrito and coffee to keep things interesting','FALSE','NA','2012-02-23 08:27:25','FALSE','NA','172477629004390400','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('106','Not enough toilets at work. #shitting','FALSE','NA','2012-02-22 04:51:41','FALSE','NA','172060950235578368','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('107','Second MASSIVE shit today! Baby bok choy!','FALSE','NA','2012-02-22 00:16:32','FALSE','NA','171991706160463872','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('108','fuck these dirty lamb chops!!! so much splatter','FALSE','NA','2012-02-21 10:29:08','FALSE','NA','171783483407081474','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('109','lambchop\'s sing along. I mean, diarrhea along.','FALSE','NA','2012-02-21 10:22:59','FALSE','NA','171781935608250368','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('110','Big office faux pas: u finish the tp, put a new roll on. Dont just leave the old cardboard tube. Wtf','FALSE','NA','2012-02-18 04:51:57','FALSE','NA','170611465676525569','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('111','FUCK IT\nWE\'LL DO IT HANDICAP','FALSE','NA','2012-02-17 05:29:53','FALSE','NA','170258623161843712','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('112','sounds like the guy in the other stall is giving birth','FALSE','NA','2012-02-17 03:25:14','FALSE','NA','170227254452953088','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('113','if you think about it, when in a bathroom you\'re breathing in air that has been in other peoples rectums. chew on that for a bit. #GOP','FALSE','NA','2012-02-17 03:22:39','FALSE','NA','170226602809110528','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('114','A big poopy bullfrog laid eggs right up my keister. The scatpoles are hatching at an alarming rate.','FALSE','NA','2012-02-15 05:25:15','FALSE','NA','169532680218755073','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('115','The handicapped stall here is bigger than my apartment.','FALSE','NA','2012-02-15 01:37:50','FALSE','NA','169475447623663617','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('116','Forced to crap in the previous occupant\'s cloud of green smoke. Smell pike not enough fiber.','FALSE','NA','2012-02-14 22:33:51','FALSE','NA','169429149147074561','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('117','What do you do if your boss is obviously in the next stall over?','FALSE','NA','2012-02-14 06:53:28','FALSE','NA','169192492347031552','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('118','Spend most of the working day on the toilet due to #amphetamine discharges.','FALSE','NA','2012-02-14 04:56:28','FALSE','NA','169163047598948352','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('119','Always takes two goes to get that Chipotle out.','FALSE','NA','2012-02-11 11:50:02','FALSE','NA','168179961700696064','NA','<a href=\"http://blackberry.com/twitter\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for BlackBerry?</a>','DailyShitReport'),('120','gurgling disgusting mess coming from 2 stalls over #Gingrich #Romney #RonPaul #RickSantorum','FALSE','NA','2012-02-09 23:58:07','FALSE','NA','167638415116992513','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('121','ridding my body of those dry-rubbed ribs. asshole is crying from the chipotle sauce #','FALSE','NA','2012-02-04 00:32:29','FALSE','NA','165472738411163648','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('122','Mmm broccoli and cauliflower tastes just like a fat colon emptying the next day. #superfood','FALSE','NA','2012-02-03 04:39:40','FALSE','NA','165172554816954369','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('123','Laced with undigested bits of last night\'s dinner. Feels like a brick loaded with framing nails. Miralax time.','FALSE','NA','2012-02-02 01:36:14','FALSE','NA','164764006257659904','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('124','Smells like baby bok choy, garlic and ginger. Appropriate.','FALSE','NA','2012-02-01 23:27:05','FALSE','NA','164731504134598657','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('125','Coiled up like a cartoon cobra.','FALSE','NA','2012-01-28 01:41:24','FALSE','NA','162953367109373953','NA','<a href=\"http://blackberry.com/twitter\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for BlackBerry?</a>','DailyShitReport'),('126','balls soaked from that splash','FALSE','NA','2012-01-27 12:17:42','FALSE','NA','162751105846087680','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('127','Round 4. This is harder to sit through than a #Republican Debate','FALSE','NA','2012-01-25 03:52:54','FALSE','NA','161899294515920896','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('128','ok that looks like wet kitty litter','FALSE','NA','2012-01-25 02:56:46','FALSE','NA','161885166543962113','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('129','Round 3, each time a different consistency.','FALSE','NA','2012-01-25 02:43:09','FALSE','NA','161881740401573890','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('130','JUST TOOK A SHIT THAT LOOKS LIKE @CrankyVince \'s BICEPS','FALSE','NA','2012-01-25 01:17:10','FALSE','NA','161860104243785728','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('131','round 2 so soon, still burning','FALSE','NA','2012-01-25 01:02:37','FALSE','NA','161856442008219648','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('132','as this dark space rock enters the toilets atmosphere it is breaking up into small - yet very dense - fragments. #NewtGingrich','FALSE','NA','2012-01-25 00:26:40','FALSE','NA','161847396626735104','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('133','that left over chicken phaal was a bad idea #Decision2012','FALSE','NA','2012-01-24 15:55:14','FALSE','NA','161718688226082816','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('134','Carmines of NYC. Pasta boom!','FALSE','NA','2012-01-22 04:07:26','FALSE','NA','160815788238962690','NA','<a href=\"http://blackberry.com/twitter\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for BlackBerry?</a>','DailyShitReport'),('135','dark brown/red bowl filled to the brim. I don\'t believe in courtesy flushes but I\'m gonna have to give myself one now','FALSE','NA','2012-01-22 00:27:09','FALSE','NA','160760351753904128','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('136','last nights chicken phaal is making my ass bleed as it phaals out','FALSE','NA','2012-01-22 00:19:52','FALSE','NA','160758518666891264','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('137','who knew a bacon/egg/cheese on a garlic bagel could block someone up so bad. #NewtGingrich #MittRomney','FALSE','NA','2012-01-20 01:31:49','FALSE','NA','160051850916274177','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('138','Today\'s third duke, now tired. I think I\'m, like, inconsequent or something. #HmmHmmHeh','FALSE','NA','2012-01-18 14:57:38','FALSE','NA','159529865299763201','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('139','I\'m looking at a couple of swollen snickers bars floating in this toilet','FALSE','NA','2012-01-18 13:52:19','FALSE','NA','159513429722406912','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('140','Found. Downstairs bathroom festering unflushed poop dissolved to poop soup. #notafreshbowl','FALSE','NA','2012-01-16 09:36:27','FALSE','NA','158724262960693249','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('141','That drunken noodle turned into Lead noodle. just busted a hole through the bottom of the toilet with that deposit','FALSE','NA','2012-01-14 11:19:25','FALSE','NA','158025396225454082','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('142','There are no treadmills or dumbbells in here, there\'s just an endless supply of Stygian fossil mud.','FALSE','NA','2012-01-11 05:12:11','FALSE','NA','156845816500326400','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('143','A shrapnel filled log that has turned my poohole into a wound.','FALSE','NA','2012-01-07 04:19:52','FALSE','NA','155383101302898690','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('144','that\'s the last time I put siracha hot sauce and jalape?os in my burrito','FALSE','NA','2012-01-06 00:12:21','FALSE','NA','154958421702086656','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('145','Someone just walked up to the pisser - whistling, started to piss, farted (a squeaker) and mumbled \"ohh yeahh\"','FALSE','NA','2012-01-06 00:06:55','FALSE','NA','154957056581963776','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('146','it looks like a manatee butt banged a slug','FALSE','NA','2012-01-05 13:15:26','FALSE','NA','154793103738417152','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('147','Everyone farting in wait for the can after a heavy dinner at annie\'s paramount steakhouse.','FALSE','NA','2012-01-05 09:27:07','FALSE','NA','154735645766598656','NA','<a href=\"http://blackberry.com/twitter\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for BlackBerry?</a>','DailyShitReport'),('148','Some sort of post-organic hate slurry is dripping out of me like a hot milkshake.','FALSE','NA','2012-01-03 03:54:08','FALSE','NA','153927071129800704','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('149','That was a joyless poo sesh. I predict another in an hour.','FALSE','NA','2011-12-29 09:54:21','FALSE','NA','152205782799224832','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('150','some very soft Yule logs splattering out my Xmas anus. #MerryChristmas','FALSE','NA','2011-12-26 01:18:55','FALSE','NA','150988908627369984','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('151','new mountain forming, not caused by millions of years of volcanic activity and plate shifting... just one meal and a sore ass','FALSE','NA','2011-12-22 01:25:29','FALSE','NA','149541007116079104','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('152','I don\'t remember eating broken glass last night','FALSE','NA','2011-12-20 23:45:36','FALSE','NA','149153485072498688','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('153','This auto flush commode appears to have been switched to bidet mode','FALSE','NA','2011-12-20 00:52:08','FALSE','NA','148807841560535040','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('154','this reeks of unhealthy consumption','FALSE','NA','2011-12-20 00:05:45','FALSE','NA','148796168669904896','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('155','chicken chow-fun smoothie','FALSE','NA','2011-12-19 02:04:40','FALSE','NA','148463706127347712','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('156','A good dump is one of the few authentic pleasures in life.','FALSE','NA','2011-12-18 06:30:26','FALSE','NA','148168200708820992','NA','<a href=\"http://blackberry.com/twitter\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for BlackBerry?</a>','DailyShitReport'),('157','feels like a big ball of hardened playdough which was rolled in sand before it dried out. hurts like a mother fucker','FALSE','NA','2011-12-18 01:25:33','FALSE','NA','148091473433337856','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('158','it smells like a dog is shitting in my stall','FALSE','NA','2011-12-15 05:40:01','FALSE','NA','147068348654567424','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('159','These thrones have auto flush...how is it possible that the TP remnants of the previous occupant\'s phase 2 wipe sesh are still in the bowl?','FALSE','NA','2011-12-14 23:27:41','FALSE','NA','146974648402321408','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('160','just a prediction: this pulled chicken sandwich with habanera sauce is going to make my shit look like bloody baby food','FALSE','NA','2011-12-14 03:09:02','FALSE','NA','146667964169588736','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('161','4th or 5th time today, I lost count. Ass is on fire.','FALSE','NA','2011-12-12 10:23:37','FALSE','NA','146052554311204864','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('162','While rushing for an urgent pee, I found that I also had to poop. I pissed on the floor while fumbling with my pants. Darn it all.','FALSE','NA','2011-12-12 04:20:27','FALSE','NA','145961161534345216','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('163','i think the guy in the other stall is asleep or dead. probably dead','FALSE','NA','2011-12-09 00:58:56','FALSE','NA','144823286772154368','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('164','this Kashi cereal turns poop into instant bolders. fuck this','FALSE','NA','2011-12-08 07:16:10','FALSE','NA','144555832661643264','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('165','There is nothing less satisfying than an unsatisfying poo session. Except maybe a terrible blowjob.','FALSE','NA','2011-12-07 12:47:52','FALSE','NA','144276918039097345','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('166','think I just shit myself #woops','FALSE','NA','2011-12-05 11:41:11','FALSE','NA','143535362306883584','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('167','this pork belly slipped right out','FALSE','NA','2011-12-04 02:29:34','FALSE','NA','143034155310129152','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('168','Frachos: fries, cheese, tomato, green onion, jalape?os, BBQ pork, BBQ sauce, third degree rectal burns.','FALSE','NA','2011-12-01 04:38:44','FALSE','NA','141979494964666368','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('169','just urinatin\' from my anus...','FALSE','NA','2011-11-29 03:50:29','FALSE','NA','141242577323171842','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('170','it\'s true, lentil soup is the same before and after','FALSE','NA','2011-11-28 10:50:00','FALSE','NA','140985767102124033','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('171','A series of opaque field drab prisms in the exact shape of my partially dilated anus.','FALSE','NA','2011-11-28 03:11:52','FALSE','NA','140870472089862144','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('172','B11 - bingo shits','FALSE','NA','2011-11-27 09:31:02','FALSE','NA','140603504732545025','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('173','Pretty sure that a capsaicin solution of remarkably high molarity just seeped out of my asshole.','FALSE','NA','2011-11-27 02:28:59','FALSE','NA','140497290984034306','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('174','Machine gun asshole. 5th time today. Agony.','FALSE','NA','2011-11-25 09:45:18','FALSE','NA','139882318872576000','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('175','fantastic','FALSE','NA','2011-11-20 12:48:59','FALSE','NA','138116605845585920','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('176','2 people shitting in a dead quiet bathroom is pretty gross','FALSE','NA','2011-11-19 03:33:21','FALSE','NA','137614388386476032','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('177','u take piss in toilet...y u no flush????','FALSE','NA','2011-11-16 05:06:40','FALSE','NA','136550708873936899','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('178','Just delivered a bowl full of seasoned curly fries, ex post facto.','FALSE','NA','2011-11-12 00:09:14','FALSE','NA','135026305543577600','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('179','pretty sure this is 2 very different meals coming out of me','FALSE','NA','2011-11-11 22:43:08','FALSE','NA','135004636431126529','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('180','Sunday: when NFL quarterbacks try to match the intensity of my Duke slinging.','FALSE','NA','2011-11-07 03:35:38','FALSE','NA','133266309692669952','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('181','there is a shmear of poop on the wall in here','FALSE','NA','2011-11-04 23:43:09','FALSE','NA','132498124341116928','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('182','round 1 expelled before BBQ lunch. round 2 will not be very far away','FALSE','NA','2011-11-02 23:43:10','FALSE','NA','131773356134506498','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('183','jumped the gun... sitting here with an empty bowl after 15 minutes','FALSE','NA','2011-11-02 10:25:07','FALSE','NA','131572516811571200','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('184','someone is shooting buckshots in the other stall. sounds like a gun fight between us.','FALSE','NA','2011-11-01 21:39:22','FALSE','NA','131379809514299392','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('185','Buckshot made of perfectly cubed Ginger fried chicken.','FALSE','NA','2011-10-29 02:31:38','FALSE','NA','130003810801291264','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('186','INDIAN MUD SLIDE COMING THROUGH','FALSE','NA','2011-10-28 19:33:41','FALSE','NA','129898630890000384','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('187','3rd chili bomb of the day. Fuck','FALSE','NA','2011-10-28 09:03:55','FALSE','NA','129740142524104704','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('188','Dumping dumplings.','FALSE','NA','2011-10-28 02:11:33','FALSE','NA','129636369789227008','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('189','Molten ass lava burning the rim','FALSE','NA','2011-10-27 19:41:39','FALSE','NA','129538248790908929','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('190','The smelly Play-Doh Fun Factory that is my asshole could really learn something from the ice maker on the fridge.','FALSE','NA','2011-10-27 01:43:47','FALSE','NA','129266994188005376','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('191','there are four people shitting right now including me. #occupytoilets','FALSE','NA','2011-10-26 23:52:33','FALSE','NA','129238999863787520','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('192','I think I just pooped a tangle of paperclips.','FALSE','NA','2011-10-24 23:21:50','FALSE','NA','128506492516184064','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('193','Paranormal Activity 4, the pooltergeist','FALSE','NA','2011-10-24 03:53:05','FALSE','NA','128212367682183168','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('194','\"2nd poop of the day was wayyyy worse...It\'s like I ate some alfredo or something.\" -- @CramerTheFace','FALSE','NA','2011-10-23 02:20:52','FALSE','NA','127826773571403776','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('195','Decadent alfredo sauce is oozing from my sphincter.','FALSE','NA','2011-10-22 23:42:01','FALSE','NA','127786796628180993','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('196','Some poops smell like a delicious meal from the bowl, but when I scoop some from my asshole, it just smells like shit.','FALSE','NA','2011-10-22 05:25:29','FALSE','NA','127510846669717504','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('197','this shit is the product of 2 days worth of food.','FALSE','NA','2011-10-22 01:32:56','FALSE','NA','127452322665218048','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('198','When a few cubic centimeters of gas melt your jeans and hang over you for nigh on a minute, it\'s time to get thee to the bog.','FALSE','NA','2011-10-20 03:10:49','FALSE','NA','126752179188023297','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('199','#occupytoilet','FALSE','NA','2011-10-14 01:50:31','FALSE','NA','124557643711922177','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('200','it\'s OK to use the handicap stall right?','FALSE','NA','2011-10-14 01:46:34','FALSE','NA','124556649817059329','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('201','EOD sloppy shit sesh. this bathroom now smells like a wet diaper','FALSE','NA','2011-10-13 04:19:34','FALSE','NA','124232765569896448','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('202','sweaty poop','FALSE','NA','2011-10-10 02:07:17','FALSE','NA','123112311555768321','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('203','Huge dumps','FALSE','NA','2011-10-09 20:09:59','FALSE','NA','123022395811434497','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('204','squeezing out rye bread','FALSE','NA','2011-10-07 02:09:59','FALSE','NA','122025830091198464','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('205','Still shitting out the Big E from Sunday.','FALSE','NA','2011-10-06 01:12:39','FALSE','NA','121649011202592768','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('206','Third absolutely enormous bomb dropped just after lunch. Explains yesterday\'s bloated feeling.','FALSE','NA','2011-10-04 00:50:58','FALSE','NA','120918779252310017','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('207','round 2 before lunch. straight slushing','FALSE','NA','2011-10-03 23:52:04','FALSE','NA','120903956686848000','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('208','12\" of fresh pow','FALSE','NA','2011-10-03 21:28:49','FALSE','NA','120867909860990978','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('209','NUCLEAR!!!','FALSE','NA','2011-10-03 20:04:03','FALSE','NA','120846577102364673','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('210','pretty sure turtle shells are coming out. this hurts','FALSE','NA','2011-10-02 21:34:42','FALSE','NA','120507002043641856','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('211','Split right open','FALSE','NA','2011-10-02 19:31:32','FALSE','NA','120476006141267968','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('212','half fart half shit, but not a shart','FALSE','NA','2011-09-30 09:34:52','FALSE','NA','119601074071023617','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('213','You made my AM meetings miserable with your incessant knocking on my back door and now that the door is open you\'re putting up a fight!?!','FALSE','NA','2011-09-29 22:44:49','FALSE','NA','119437480448630784','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('214','Asspissing day two','FALSE','NA','2011-09-27 18:05:13','FALSE','NA','118642344168923136','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('215','It\'s a really good thing I didn\'t try to squeeze out a fart - I likely would have shit my pants.','FALSE','NA','2011-09-27 06:47:55','FALSE','NA','118471894637871105','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('216','Asspissing :(','FALSE','NA','2011-09-27 06:43:25','FALSE','NA','118470761580204033','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('217','pre-lunch diarrhea','FALSE','NA','2011-09-26 22:25:05','FALSE','NA','118345352641388544','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('218','just making room for lunch','FALSE','NA','2011-09-23 22:53:40','FALSE','NA','117265384066924544','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('219','Anyone alive here? Oh well, I\'ll defile this bowl anyway.','FALSE','NA','2011-09-23 22:25:56','FALSE','NA','117258403717451776','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('220','This ass just don\'t stop','FALSE','NA','2011-09-21 01:59:15','FALSE','NA','116224922140942337','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('221','Scrabble on iPhone: poop \'n play','FALSE','NA','2011-09-17 02:32:46','FALSE','NA','114783806917058560','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('222','The never-ending shit','FALSE','NA','2011-09-11 21:22:36','FALSE','NA','112893811147026432','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('223','post #LaborDay deposit at the porcelain bank','FALSE','NA','2011-09-06 21:32:34','FALSE','NA','111084378288951296','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('224','There will be blood.','FALSE','NA','2011-09-05 19:52:25','FALSE','NA','110696788939382784','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('225','this seat and the air are still warm from the ass of someone else','FALSE','NA','2011-09-03 01:17:34','FALSE','NA','109691449615982592','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('226','Let\'s see how fast I can shit this newborn out. Time me.','FALSE','NA','2011-09-03 00:44:56','FALSE','NA','109683239387541506','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('227','dropping so much weight','FALSE','NA','2011-09-01 09:50:05','FALSE','NA','109095652981612544','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('228','Frickin antibiotics got my asshole pissing.','FALSE','NA','2011-08-31 03:57:35','FALSE','NA','108644556496580608','NA','<a href=\"http://mobile.twitter.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">Mobile Web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('229','post #Irene cleanup of my ass','FALSE','NA','2011-08-30 23:19:38','FALSE','NA','108574610102030336','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('230','flying debris from hurricane #Irene out my ass','FALSE','NA','2011-08-27 21:29:46','FALSE','NA','107459797699407872','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('231','Squeezing out the American dream.','FALSE','NA','2011-08-26 19:20:32','FALSE','NA','107064884121960449','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('232','Big enough pile of shit for #Gadhafi to hide under','FALSE','NA','2011-08-25 23:32:29','FALSE','NA','106765903017951232','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('233','I thought this was going to be routine but I\'ve been on here for far too long','FALSE','NA','2011-08-24 01:08:31','FALSE','NA','106065292760850435','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('234','Clam chowder, lobster, crab cakes all coming out. this is a seafood feast','FALSE','NA','2011-08-22 22:13:48','FALSE','NA','105658936044171265','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('235','Felt like I was shitting a piece of glass, now blood in stool :(','FALSE','NA','2011-08-20 21:34:32','FALSE','NA','104924278385938432','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('236','Make this gas end, please!','FALSE','NA','2011-08-20 21:33:33','FALSE','NA','104924031429513216','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('237','round two, foam like substance','FALSE','NA','2011-08-20 20:46:11','FALSE','NA','104912113608294400','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('238','spicy in spicy out','FALSE','NA','2011-08-20 19:11:47','FALSE','NA','104888355183001600','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('239','Diarrhea becoming explosive. Is it the stress or Monday\'s Ethiopian food?','FALSE','NA','2011-08-19 05:20:21','FALSE','NA','104316729529868288','NA','<a href=\"http://mobile.twitter.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">Mobile Web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('240','Pasty feeling asshole when I wipe','FALSE','NA','2011-08-18 04:43:16','FALSE','NA','103945010906546176','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('241','THATS-AH SPICY MEATBALL. and by meatball I mean diarrhea','FALSE','NA','2011-08-16 21:44:52','FALSE','NA','103477331196260353','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('242','Another long, shitty morning on the can.','FALSE','NA','2011-08-16 18:58:52','FALSE','NA','103435553025957889','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('243','stinkle + shit = shtinkle?','FALSE','NA','2011-08-15 22:32:57','FALSE','NA','103127041183989760','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('244','Needs more fiber.','FALSE','NA','2011-08-15 22:06:32','FALSE','NA','103120393308614656','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('245','I can\'t be spending 25 minutes on the can with diarrhea every morning before work. This is getting ridiculous.','FALSE','NA','2011-08-15 19:08:30','FALSE','NA','103075592072724480','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('246','My ass will not stop. It can\'t stop, it won\'t stop.','FALSE','NA','2011-08-15 19:00:34','FALSE','NA','103073593109381120','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('247','two and a half dumps','FALSE','NA','2011-08-12 02:22:47','FALSE','NA','101735330876637186','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('248','#WatchtheThrone the throne here at work is watching my ass deposit shit on it right now','FALSE','NA','2011-08-08 22:13:31','FALSE','NA','100585436333875200','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('249','Finished wiping and got the squirts. #latetowork','FALSE','NA','2011-08-08 19:25:41','FALSE','NA','100543198304284672','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('250','so refreshing','FALSE','NA','2011-08-06 22:05:42','FALSE','NA','99858693188886528','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('251','papa john\'s booyah','FALSE','NA','2011-07-31 00:45:03','FALSE','NA','97362079241084928','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('252','it\'s as if you put broccoli in a blender and mixed in mud','FALSE','NA','2011-07-30 21:19:42','FALSE','NA','97310402458824704','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('253','Cheese, hot peppers, ground pork. Hard on the exit, hurts in the belly.','FALSE','NA','2011-07-29 23:04:42','FALSE','NA','96974439912185856','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('254','Feels so good i moaned thrice','FALSE','NA','2011-07-28 22:20:10','FALSE','NA','96600842202906624','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('255','Home-made hot sauce, home-made hot morning.','FALSE','NA','2011-07-28 21:52:27','FALSE','NA','96593869147340800','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('256','Shittles','FALSE','NA','2011-07-25 22:19:22','FALSE','NA','95513479640911872','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('257','this has the consistency of rotting grilled squash slices','FALSE','NA','2011-07-22 03:01:24','FALSE','NA','94134904689926145','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('258','late day dump to help kill the remainder of the work day','FALSE','NA','2011-07-21 04:21:01','FALSE','NA','93792551190007808','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('259','so many different layers of flavor','FALSE','NA','2011-07-19 12:18:38','FALSE','NA','93187971511099393','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('260','Veggie diet means LOTS of pooing','FALSE','NA','2011-07-14 21:44:12','FALSE','NA','91518363569897472','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('261','Hot morning extraordinaire. Four rim-searing can runs with more likely to come.','FALSE','NA','2011-07-14 00:52:16','FALSE','NA','91203304079626240','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('262','Shitting into a freshly Ajax\'d bowl. The mingling of scents is intriguing.','FALSE','NA','2011-07-13 20:29:46','FALSE','NA','91137242394931201','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('263','Scatomizer - noun - The human anus, when its simultaneous delivery of solid waste and its gaseous byproducts causes the waste to splatter.','FALSE','NA','2011-07-13 01:32:05','FALSE','NA','90850933642244097','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('264','beer + chili = dragons breath shooting out my butt','FALSE','NA','2011-07-10 20:44:51','FALSE','NA','90053873569501184','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('265','Burning hot ass mush at a port-a-potty in Chelsea.','FALSE','NA','2011-07-10 07:06:04','FALSE','NA','89847821410381824','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('266','Consistency not commensurate with diet. Must be colonic PBR residue from 4th of July festivities.','FALSE','NA','2011-07-06 22:58:33','FALSE','NA','88637969828806656','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('267','It\'s a liquidation sale in my colon - everything MUST go!','FALSE','NA','2011-07-06 18:58:03','FALSE','NA','88577445531365376','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('268','too much fiber','FALSE','NA','2011-07-06 11:04:24','FALSE','NA','88458249799610369','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('269','MAKING LOTS OF ROOOOOOOM','FALSE','NA','2011-07-03 06:00:21','FALSE','NA','87294565794594816','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('270','Taking my time to slough off the soiled lining of my lower intestine.','FALSE','NA','2011-07-02 04:08:51','FALSE','NA','86904121172570114','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('271','all this pushing is straining my neck','FALSE','NA','2011-06-30 22:54:10','FALSE','NA','86462538207870976','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('272','dualing banjos, this is disgusting','FALSE','NA','2011-06-27 23:23:35','FALSE','NA','85382779319234561','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('273','I\'ve got John Wayne\'s weight in impacted beef just chilling out in my colon.','FALSE','NA','2011-06-26 01:14:35','FALSE','NA','84685937350680576','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('274','please let it end','FALSE','NA','2011-06-24 09:04:05','FALSE','NA','84079314341085184','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('275','wow, I\'m back 15 minutes later with the complete opposite... pissing out my ass right now','FALSE','NA','2011-06-24 08:56:33','FALSE','NA','84077417248997376','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('276','dropping heavy loads, too much splash, don\'t like','FALSE','NA','2011-06-24 08:40:57','FALSE','NA','84073495067242496','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('277','HEY ASS\nY U BLOW UP SO MUCH?','FALSE','NA','2011-06-23 03:15:22','FALSE','NA','83629169237438464','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('278','pasta with meat sauce is a bad idea for lunch.','FALSE','NA','2011-06-23 00:33:31','FALSE','NA','83588439093686273','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('279','Second spinach blast of the day. Rumblings in gut. Anticipating third, maybe a fourth.','FALSE','NA','2011-06-20 23:13:12','FALSE','NA','82843450214596608','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('280','1st to drop in this virgin work bowl. Feels so right.','FALSE','NA','2011-06-20 20:07:15','FALSE','NA','82796654566191104','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('281','that Mac and cheese turned in to bricks and cheese. having some issues...','FALSE','NA','2011-06-19 23:08:21','FALSE','NA','82479841454211072','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('282','This is getting out of hand. I\'ve been sitting here 25 minutes and there is no end in sight.','FALSE','NA','2011-06-19 23:03:38','FALSE','NA','82478656680759297','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('283','No number of passes with the TP will remedy this.','FALSE','NA','2011-06-19 08:42:37','FALSE','NA','82261975014453249','NA','<a href=\"http://mobile.twitter.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">Mobile Web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('284','Pizza drop is usually a lot more impressive.','FALSE','NA','2011-06-19 00:50:09','FALSE','NA','82143074909822976','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('285','Spinach make u go boom.','FALSE','NA','2011-06-17 23:33:28','FALSE','NA','81761388158128129','NA','<a href=\"http://mobile.twitter.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">Mobile Web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('286','my ass is being painted brown from this splashing','FALSE','NA','2011-06-17 09:10:20','FALSE','NA','81544174092042240','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('287','it\'s like #Vancouver is rioting in my ass','FALSE','NA','2011-06-16 22:49:56','FALSE','NA','81388044938252289','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('288','NoXplode... Except for my ass.','FALSE','NA','2011-06-15 22:27:23','FALSE','NA','81019981113999360','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('289','brown steam going up my shirt in to my nostrils','FALSE','NA','2011-06-14 00:23:34','FALSE','NA','80324445092331520','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('290','post diner dump. sausage links coming out whole','FALSE','NA','2011-06-11 22:23:10','FALSE','NA','79569369885184000','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('291','Greasy yellow goo poo','FALSE','NA','2011-06-10 02:22:42','FALSE','NA','78904873416003584','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('292','whoever is pissing in the stall next to me sounds like he\'s having issues','FALSE','NA','2011-06-10 02:01:59','FALSE','NA','78899660420415488','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('293','ac broken in office, bathroom ac working... I\'ll be making constant trips','FALSE','NA','2011-06-10 02:00:44','FALSE','NA','78899343964385280','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('294','Right angle turd, WTF http://t.co/rKCJKrU','FALSE','NA','2011-06-10 01:19:47','FALSE','NA','78889039352180736','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('295','It\'s so hot outside that I nearly shit in my seer sucker freeballin shorts.','FALSE','NA','2011-06-10 01:00:21','FALSE','NA','78884151041859585','NA','<a href=\"http://mobile.twitter.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">Mobile Web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('296','Gumbo party in my ass. #hotmorning','FALSE','NA','2011-06-08 22:47:49','FALSE','NA','78488408292462592','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('297','bloated with a brown #iCloud','FALSE','NA','2011-06-08 03:16:57','FALSE','NA','78193749150277632','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('298','Grapefruit-sized knot of crap. Paleo diet colon cleanse.','FALSE','NA','2011-06-07 22:59:24','FALSE','NA','78128936344752128','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('299','Thanks for the lingering sinker, Mr. I Don\'t Know How To Flush Properly.','FALSE','NA','2011-06-06 21:33:33','FALSE','NA','77744943690555392','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('300','it feels like broccoli flowers are flowing from my anus','FALSE','NA','2011-06-04 23:17:31','FALSE','NA','77046332547796992','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('301','Note to self: dried piss really stands out on a black lacquer toilet bowl.','FALSE','NA','2011-06-04 09:33:40','FALSE','NA','76839000886882304','NA','<a href=\"http://mobile.twitter.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">Mobile Web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('302','It felt entirely like gas, but with a slight sputtering sound. Looked down at a yellowish heap and wept as the auto-flush took it away.','FALSE','NA','2011-06-04 02:04:34','FALSE','NA','76725983427821568','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('303','Liquid, yet only of moderate pressure, as if a faucet had been suddenly turned on half way. the tingle lingers','FALSE','NA','2011-06-04 01:59:07','FALSE','NA','76724610665684992','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('304','the seat is still hot from someone else\'s ass','FALSE','NA','2011-06-03 09:21:35','FALSE','NA','76473571924377600','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('305','My butthole is exploding!!!! Ahhhh sphincter pain begone!!!','FALSE','NA','2011-05-31 20:31:33','FALSE','NA','75555014231330816','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('306','Cajun creation','FALSE','NA','2011-05-29 21:39:54','FALSE','NA','74847439286304768','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('307','apple sauce factory','FALSE','NA','2011-05-29 19:57:40','FALSE','NA','74821711928885248','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('308','unusually smelly for such a clean deposit','FALSE','NA','2011-05-29 02:32:46','FALSE','NA','74558753529278464','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('309','Frothy, stinging disaster.','FALSE','NA','2011-05-28 02:50:21','FALSE','NA','74200788611768320','NA','<a href=\"http://mobile.twitter.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">Mobile Web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('310','eating slightly healthier is leading to a less sloppy stool sample. this sample does not want to come out though...','FALSE','NA','2011-05-27 09:17:14','FALSE','NA','73935762764201985','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('311','It looked like someone threw a fudge filled ballon at that bowl. Next stall.','FALSE','NA','2011-05-26 23:29:21','FALSE','NA','73787817876135937','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('312','A thick one pried open my asshole, and as it refused to close back up, convinced me there was more to come; was wrong.','FALSE','NA','2011-05-25 23:57:27','FALSE','NA','73432502634688512','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('313','Paleo turds are smoothe sailing','FALSE','NA','2011-05-25 21:22:49','FALSE','NA','73393587567595520','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('314','green wheat grass going in, brown mud coming out','FALSE','NA','2011-05-25 01:03:50','FALSE','NA','73086818769321984','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('315','Bruised tail bone => rough times on the can','FALSE','NA','2011-05-24 01:53:23','FALSE','NA','72736903534878721','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('316','meeting in 11 minutes... this is a race against the clock.','FALSE','NA','2011-05-24 01:49:13','FALSE','NA','72735853851574272','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('317','Prehistoric lumps of coal','FALSE','NA','2011-05-24 01:48:01','FALSE','NA','72735552985759744','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('318','Pain and liquid blasts','FALSE','NA','2011-05-23 08:08:40','FALSE','NA','72468958925684739','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('319','Definitely not my last can run for the day. Still haven\'t passed the pork-veal-beef burgers consumed at midnight.','FALSE','NA','2011-05-22 23:50:21','FALSE','NA','72343552738340864','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('320','the #rapture just took place in my stomach... unleashing a brown splattery hell right now','FALSE','NA','2011-05-21 04:37:16','FALSE','NA','71690979903668224','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('321','16oz prime rib feels like giving birth','FALSE','NA','2011-05-20 20:58:56','FALSE','NA','71575638603087872','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('322','brown mist in my boxers meant it was time... for diarrhea','FALSE','NA','2011-05-20 08:42:58','FALSE','NA','71390424044027904','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('323','woops almost pooped in my pants','FALSE','NA','2011-05-20 08:16:00','FALSE','NA','71383637727248384','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('324','bubbling noises from my bum','FALSE','NA','2011-05-20 03:21:30','FALSE','NA','71309524413329409','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('325','There will be diarrhea','FALSE','NA','2011-05-19 21:22:09','FALSE','NA','71219091637141504','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('326','Now THAT\'S a shit!','FALSE','NA','2011-05-19 02:20:37','FALSE','NA','70931817519263745','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('327','Need Chipotl-away.','FALSE','NA','2011-05-18 00:02:18','FALSE','NA','70534619765817344','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('328','straight up buck-shot to the porcelain','FALSE','NA','2011-05-17 22:21:48','FALSE','NA','70509329253539840','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('329','Coffee liquid splatter blasted the back of the bowl','FALSE','NA','2011-05-17 21:53:15','FALSE','NA','70502145262227456','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('330','Droppin\' some Chipotle corn kernels into the toilet of my childhood. Bit of a #hotmorning.','FALSE','NA','2011-05-17 21:51:57','FALSE','NA','70501817741611008','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('331','pain in my groin when pushing, this can\'t be good','FALSE','NA','2011-05-17 11:00:02','FALSE','NA','70337755959406592','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('332','Ass pipe is broke after straying from my usual paleo-like fare. Too much #farfale','FALSE','NA','2011-05-16 20:00:52','FALSE','NA','70111475057967105','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('333','Bowel turmoil','FALSE','NA','2011-05-16 03:54:54','FALSE','NA','69868380995334145','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('334','teach me how to dooky teach me teach me how to dooky.','FALSE','NA','2011-05-15 23:23:42','FALSE','NA','69800128990552064','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('335','Carnitas and egg rolls. Great aroma, solid unload.','FALSE','NA','2011-05-14 10:29:35','FALSE','NA','69242928035405824','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('336','Bubbly mush smells sour. NASTY. HAPPY FRIDAY.','FALSE','NA','2011-05-13 21:10:43','FALSE','NA','69041886320537600','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('337','this is as shitty as #Gingrich','FALSE','NA','2011-05-13 10:24:54','FALSE','NA','68879364699336704','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('338','What\'s a #hotmorning? Head over to www.tagdef.com/hotmorning and find out.','FALSE','NA','2011-05-12 12:14:23','FALSE','NA','68544526351994881','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('339','Dutch-ovening myself in bed. Pork fried rice renders such a distinct scent.','FALSE','NA','2011-05-12 12:12:56','FALSE','NA','68544161007149056','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('340','#io2011 is there a new google API that can help developers predict when i\'m going to have to shit next?','FALSE','NA','2011-05-12 01:44:23','FALSE','NA','68385984663920641','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('341','in my system: 3 tacos (1 chorizo, 1 spicy pork, 1 chicken), 1 Mexican hot dog, sushi, lots of coffee. #hotmorning','FALSE','NA','2011-05-11 20:57:32','FALSE','NA','68313795197534208','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('342','Hopefully this will take some pressure off my lower back.','FALSE','NA','2011-05-10 21:50:03','FALSE','NA','67964623898419200','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('343','#threewordstoliveby steaming hot shit','FALSE','NA','2011-05-10 09:31:31','FALSE','NA','67778766637772800','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('344','More bark than bite. Great scent though.','FALSE','NA','2011-05-09 23:51:41','FALSE','NA','67632843496501249','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('345','Fourloko night leads to puke, shit, puke on train.','FALSE','NA','2011-05-09 01:06:41','FALSE','NA','67289331567566850','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('346','Anticipating #hotmorning in response to piquant Ethiopian cuisine.','FALSE','NA','2011-05-07 11:37:11','FALSE','NA','66723225962422273','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('347','Jet black mess thanks to spinach pizza last night','FALSE','NA','2011-05-07 02:53:26','FALSE','NA','66591421347545088','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('348','Hot morning. Not quite excruciating. Coffee will help.','FALSE','NA','2011-05-06 20:57:51','FALSE','NA','66501936119160833','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('349','dropping off some hard boiled eggs','FALSE','NA','2011-05-06 11:08:55','FALSE','NA','66353725136056320','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('350','the smell and heat from the toilet on which i sit just uppercutted me in the nose','FALSE','NA','2011-05-05 04:14:36','FALSE','NA','65887071293812736','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('351','Thirds time\'s a charm.','FALSE','NA','2011-05-05 03:01:41','FALSE','NA','65868719976493058','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('352','Omg that probably looked worse than Osama bin Laden\'s face.','FALSE','NA','2011-05-04 03:58:20','FALSE','NA','65520591326806016','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('353','had a price fixed dinner: chose one app, an entree, and desert. Now I\'m having a price fixed shit: one big brown lump','FALSE','NA','2011-05-02 08:13:52','FALSE','NA','64860120122793984','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('354','#royalwedding this is a royal shit','FALSE','NA','2011-04-30 11:57:39','FALSE','NA','64191663651831808','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('355','had diarrhea twice at the bar. bloody poop a result of chipotle for lunch','FALSE','NA','2011-04-30 11:57:05','FALSE','NA','64191520999354368','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('356','Allergy-induced sneezing fit brings on a poop.','FALSE','NA','2011-04-30 00:37:34','FALSE','NA','64020513508438017','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('357','chilllleeeee\'s baby back shits. mmmm barbecue sauce','FALSE','NA','2011-04-28 10:00:31','FALSE','NA','63437408720531458','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('358','Lots of good crapping this morning.','FALSE','NA','2011-04-27 21:37:25','FALSE','NA','63250403457908736','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('359','Scheisse','FALSE','NA','2011-04-26 19:22:30','FALSE','NA','62854062139379713','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('360','Just dropped a few turds but feel like just walking off and not wiping. Fuck.','FALSE','NA','2011-04-26 10:48:22','FALSE','NA','62724673640726529','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('361','I needed to shit but couldn\'t. I walked in to the bathroom and my eyes teared up from the stench of another. Now I\'m forced to hold it','FALSE','NA','2011-04-26 00:37:02','FALSE','NA','62570829803823107','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('362','sacr? bleu! those cheese curds turned in to poop curds','FALSE','NA','2011-04-24 21:13:35','FALSE','NA','62157240718737409','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('363','Peek-a-boo... Corn!','FALSE','NA','2011-04-24 05:33:22','FALSE','NA','61920624754429952','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('364','Splattery discharge undid the shower i just took.','FALSE','NA','2011-04-23 07:59:46','FALSE','NA','61595082960273408','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('365','Consi-pasta\'ed. Shit.','FALSE','NA','2011-04-23 04:44:19','FALSE','NA','61545892964073472','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('366','Man, I could really go for another one of those softball-sized unloadings.','FALSE','NA','2011-04-22 23:36:04','FALSE','NA','61468322562195456','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('367','Bar shits. Surprisingly clean bowl.','FALSE','NA','2011-04-22 09:09:21','FALSE','NA','61250207039492096','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('368','How did my ass just expel a blob the size of a Florida grapefruit?','FALSE','NA','2011-04-21 22:55:44','FALSE','NA','61095783579131904','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('369','That was ugly. Ugly, in the sense that sometimes it\'s pretty.','FALSE','NA','2011-04-21 22:40:52','FALSE','NA','61092042448707585','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('370','DAMNIT I HAVE TOO MUCH WORK TO DO TO BE STUCK ON THIS TOILET','FALSE','NA','2011-04-20 23:26:43','FALSE','NA','60741192610103296','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('371','Thought I was done, but then felt my anus squeeze a marble into my hand full of toilet paper.','FALSE','NA','2011-04-19 23:21:27','FALSE','NA','60377480757919744','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('372','round 2 of questionable Chinese food mud slides','FALSE','NA','2011-04-18 09:01:02','FALSE','NA','59798559406555136','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('373','Butt tuba','FALSE','NA','2011-04-18 08:40:34','FALSE','NA','59793411103932416','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('374','This dump smells like diesel fuel','FALSE','NA','2011-04-18 00:21:53','FALSE','NA','59667914118266881','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('375','Beer gas blast','FALSE','NA','2011-04-16 14:02:13','FALSE','NA','59149579148476416','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('376','Fourth time sitting on the bowl today. While the first three were disappointing hard nuggs, this last one could prove Archimedes.','FALSE','NA','2011-04-16 02:04:24','FALSE','NA','58968936384966656','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('377','smells like bonafide baby shit','FALSE','NA','2011-04-15 22:15:33','FALSE','NA','58911345529208833','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('378','Feels like im shitting billiard balls','FALSE','NA','2011-04-15 22:12:24','FALSE','NA','58910552432443393','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('379','Woke up to a painful dingleberry situation this morning.','FALSE','NA','2011-04-14 20:39:54','FALSE','NA','58524883470135296','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('380','spicy lunch followed by spicy Indian dinner.. I was expecting a better showing','FALSE','NA','2011-04-14 07:54:25','FALSE','NA','58332243105558528','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('381','Why do I bother trying to push out a few measly nugs this late when the morning brings two disasters in under 3 hours?','FALSE','NA','2011-04-13 10:35:27','FALSE','NA','58010381683146752','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('382','Sphincter pain out of nowhere caused me to bail and head for the toilet. Someone was knocking and just couldn\'t wait.','FALSE','NA','2011-04-11 21:09:59','FALSE','NA','57445293565820929','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('383','this burrito is firmly lodged between my right butt cheek, and my left butt cheek','FALSE','NA','2011-04-09 03:13:45','FALSE','NA','56449673786953729','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('384','This 5 alarm chili might just burn down my asshole.','FALSE','NA','2011-04-08 08:53:56','FALSE','NA','56172896904683520','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('385','Splish splash just soaked my balls...great job!','FALSE','NA','2011-04-07 22:35:17','FALSE','NA','56017206835810304','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('386','the rice from the sushi expanded when it reached my colon. Having some issues','FALSE','NA','2011-04-07 09:33:36','FALSE','NA','55820488903106560','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('387','Bombing from up high in a handicap stall during jury duty break. Voir dire.','FALSE','NA','2011-04-05 20:24:36','FALSE','NA','55259542979751936','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('388','Heavy garlic odor in the poo this morn','FALSE','NA','2011-04-05 19:40:35','FALSE','NA','55248466691104769','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('389','Take biodegradable packing peanuts that dissolve in water and add brown food coloring... that is what is coming out my butt','FALSE','NA','2011-04-05 01:10:04','FALSE','NA','54968996965003264','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('390','It\'s official. Szechuan-driven hot morning.','FALSE','NA','2011-04-04 21:18:36','FALSE','NA','54910747272163328','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('391','sputtering super soaker is my ass right now','FALSE','NA','2011-04-04 04:07:17','FALSE','NA','54651207905579008','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('392','major backup','FALSE','NA','2011-04-03 02:00:11','FALSE','NA','54256832662880256','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('393','Nothing like clearing the pipes before happy hour on a Friday, to prepare for the onslaught on Saturday morning.','FALSE','NA','2011-04-02 02:46:27','FALSE','NA','53906089527349248','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('394','Another Gak-scented offering. Taped in front of a live audience at Universal Poodios.','FALSE','NA','2011-04-02 00:44:28','FALSE','NA','53875389432479744','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('395','Ugh. It has that acrid sour odor. Gross.','FALSE','NA','2011-04-01 21:57:12','FALSE','NA','53833294206345217','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('396','Chili continues to burn like napalm in my chili-ravaged wasteland.','FALSE','NA','2011-04-01 20:45:20','FALSE','NA','53815210930225152','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('397','3rd shit this morning. asshole burning. this is the last time i eat nothing but chili for 2 weeks.','FALSE','NA','2011-03-31 22:53:04','FALSE','NA','53484964972474369','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('398','it\'s as if i\'ve eaten nothing but chili for the past 2 days. o wait, that\'s exactly what i did.','FALSE','NA','2011-03-31 21:26:56','FALSE','NA','53463291728637953','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('399','2 days worth. I\'m going to have a lot of room for lunch','FALSE','NA','2011-03-30 23:39:08','FALSE','NA','53134172524527616','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('400','there\'s some poop on the floor in here... not mine.','FALSE','NA','2011-03-28 23:02:28','FALSE','NA','52400170394071041','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('401','Chili diet continues to give me anus stretching','FALSE','NA','2011-03-28 01:49:14','FALSE','NA','52079750247751681','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('402','Chili poos are always substantial','FALSE','NA','2011-03-26 22:58:00','FALSE','NA','51674270115434496','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('403','Unrelated to shit, but love the smell of my own earwax.','FALSE','NA','2011-03-25 23:37:49','FALSE','NA','51321900655321088','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('404','This is the shit that never ends\nIt goes on and on my friends','FALSE','NA','2011-03-25 18:58:38','FALSE','NA','51251641894182912','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('405','shoulda took a pre-tax dump... now I gotta save this poop like I should save more money','FALSE','NA','2011-03-25 06:01:27','FALSE','NA','51056056264175616','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('406','SaurkrOUT my ass','FALSE','NA','2011-03-24 02:28:27','FALSE','NA','50640066481102848','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('407','How, after this morning\'s seemingly enormous payload, do I push out an even larger one, merely 6 hours later? Body, you are a mystery.','FALSE','NA','2011-03-24 02:07:53','FALSE','NA','50634890143731712','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('408','Fingers smell like fish after wiping.','FALSE','NA','2011-03-23 02:33:46','FALSE','NA','50279018330734592','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('409','A 15-incher with no curvature.','FALSE','NA','2011-03-23 02:20:34','FALSE','NA','50275694005075968','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('410','the sharp shooting pain in my lower intestines told me it was time. Boy was my body right.','FALSE','NA','2011-03-22 21:49:29','FALSE','NA','50207474434834432','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('411','According to tp browness no wipes were necessary','FALSE','NA','2011-03-21 22:01:12','FALSE','NA','49848035714412544','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('412','Stinkin up the tard stall','FALSE','NA','2011-03-21 21:58:32','FALSE','NA','49847366483853312','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('413','#threewordstoliveby two flushes required','FALSE','NA','2011-03-20 01:28:18','FALSE','NA','49175376957677570','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('414','That first shit after you get home from a long trip is always the best.','FALSE','NA','2011-03-19 09:14:25','FALSE','NA','48930294593622016','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('415','Canned beers + double late-night ramen = gelatinous float-nuggets and a stinging rim.','FALSE','NA','2011-03-19 00:53:22','FALSE','NA','48804199059832832','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('416','Nova scotia halibut with ginger honey reduction and wasabi caviar in the shitter','FALSE','NA','2011-03-18 20:11:44','FALSE','NA','48733323324952576','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('417','Dropped my hangover off in the bowl. Like a fucking albatross http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albatross_(metaphor)','FALSE','NA','2011-03-18 03:02:26','FALSE','NA','48474293339828224','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('418','Smells like someone put diesel fuel and dinosaur shit in the blender','FALSE','NA','2011-03-17 20:05:42','FALSE','NA','48369415779127296','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('419','pushing so hard!! hope I don\'t break anything','FALSE','NA','2011-03-17 09:55:15','FALSE','NA','48215793674104832','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('420','that cat puke (subway tuna) I ate for lunch turned to stone. Brown stone.','FALSE','NA','2011-03-17 01:53:31','FALSE','NA','48094561389658112','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('421','Sounded like a pack of salutes going off in a metal pail!!!','FALSE','NA','2011-03-17 00:58:39','FALSE','NA','48080755095642113','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('422','Looks like a rat tail in the toilet','FALSE','NA','2011-03-14 18:43:55','FALSE','NA','47261673345650688','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('423','This radioactive shit, by the way, smells JUST like Nickelodeon Gak. What Hell hath mine innards wrought?','FALSE','NA','2011-03-14 10:52:34','FALSE','NA','47143052464234498','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('424','Efforts to keep fluid pumping and to release radioactive gases have not prevented fuel rods from melting in the core containment unit.','FALSE','NA','2011-03-14 10:41:32','FALSE','NA','47140276241842176','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('425','Pink hot dogs make for black poopey.','FALSE','NA','2011-03-14 01:25:46','FALSE','NA','47000411743322112','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('426','sausage egg and cheese has turned in to brown paint','FALSE','NA','2011-03-13 23:03:42','FALSE','NA','46964662293630976','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('427','Pooing my way at bk in sarasota fl.','FALSE','NA','2011-03-13 22:42:59','FALSE','NA','46959447876177920','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('428','A lot bigger than it felt on the way out.','FALSE','NA','2011-03-12 04:29:31','FALSE','NA','46306781592432640','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('429','as a result of the tsunami, 8ft high brown waves are smashing in to this toilet bowel.','FALSE','NA','2011-03-12 03:31:38','FALSE','NA','46292214111928320','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('430','Uh-oh. Semen leak upon squeezing my p-muscle. Time to spank it.','FALSE','NA','2011-03-12 01:41:02','FALSE','NA','46264381645930497','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('431','Corn? I haven\'t eaten corn in over 36 hours. Bad sign.','FALSE','NA','2011-03-11 22:19:22','FALSE','NA','46213629477011457','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('432','Second horseshoe beer shit of the day.','FALSE','NA','2011-03-11 05:33:55','FALSE','NA','45960599548600320','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('433','Boomerang in the bowl.','FALSE','NA','2011-03-11 02:31:45','FALSE','NA','45914754883141632','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('434','Kanye\'s song \"Monster\" is about this shit','FALSE','NA','2011-03-10 12:01:39','FALSE','NA','45695789460238336','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('435','Hold up\nWait a minute\nLemme put some DSR up in it','FALSE','NA','2011-03-10 11:12:56','FALSE','NA','45683528637231104','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('436','Dropping some dank nuggets','FALSE','NA','2011-03-10 11:12:25','FALSE','NA','45683396885749760','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('437','Big sputtery farts and insubstantial turds blasted out','FALSE','NA','2011-03-10 05:19:44','FALSE','NA','45594641856335872','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('438','this sockeye salmon is giving my butthole a black eye. not #winning','FALSE','NA','2011-03-09 09:26:42','FALSE','NA','45294406835765249','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('439','Phase two of a slow ground beef unload.','FALSE','NA','2011-03-09 01:34:47','FALSE','NA','45175642572075008','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('440','Reddish feces exuding reched gas making me gag','FALSE','NA','2011-03-08 23:57:17','FALSE','NA','45151109165236225','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('441','Felt sharp tingle in left arm while scraping feces from upper sphincter. A new pressure point?','FALSE','NA','2011-03-08 23:30:52','FALSE','NA','45144461054976001','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('442','Faredt and almost shit my pants. Turd was prairie doggin\'. Sucked it in and let it lie dormant for awhile. Now this is quite a release.','FALSE','NA','2011-03-08 22:49:20','FALSE','NA','45134005380726784','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('443','Blew my nose in the toilet paper, folded it over and wiped my ass. That\'s multi-tasking. #winning','FALSE','NA','2011-03-08 06:17:28','FALSE','NA','44884397102604288','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('444','On the crapper for 10 mins - tiny little shits keep coming','FALSE','NA','2011-03-08 00:09:31','FALSE','NA','44791798610149377','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('445','Heard the echo in the bowl','FALSE','NA','2011-03-07 02:15:29','FALSE','NA','44461109029240832','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('446','you know when you\'re sick and have a lack of energy? it isn\'t ideal in the middle of a toilet battle...','FALSE','NA','2011-03-06 12:52:43','FALSE','NA','44259089718587392','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('447','had some stubborn poop... sneezed and it came out. That\'s #winning','FALSE','NA','2011-03-05 12:09:28','FALSE','NA','43885814538711041','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('448','ah my second office. so peaceful in here','FALSE','NA','2011-03-04 05:41:03','FALSE','NA','43425680431656961','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('449','Soft serve ice cream with the binding properties of industrial strength 2-part adhesive','FALSE','NA','2011-03-03 00:40:57','FALSE','NA','42987769626238976','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('450','someone\'s popping popcorn in the stall next to me','FALSE','NA','2011-03-03 00:31:40','FALSE','NA','42985433369546752','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('451','WE\'VE GOT A LIVE ONE HERE','FALSE','NA','2011-03-02 22:50:41','FALSE','NA','42960020878528512','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('452','Ungodly huge poo is bigger than texas','FALSE','NA','2011-03-02 02:48:31','FALSE','NA','42657482946002945','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('453','Fire in the hole!!!!!!','FALSE','NA','2011-03-02 00:23:20','FALSE','NA','42620949866098688','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('454','bowels are back to normal. good to see','FALSE','NA','2011-03-01 07:40:29','FALSE','NA','42368573506715648','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('455','lol just pissed all over myself','FALSE','NA','2011-03-01 03:28:37','FALSE','NA','42305188672962560','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('456','gruesome, absolutely gruesome. this looks like a slasher film','FALSE','NA','2011-02-27 14:21:22','FALSE','NA','41744682308472832','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('457','Struggling to move 1.13 lbs of skirt steak thru my pretty pink petunia','FALSE','NA','2011-02-27 05:56:46','FALSE','NA','41617694742544384','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('458','Sputtering beer shit. Grrrrrrrrosssssss','FALSE','NA','2011-02-27 01:18:01','FALSE','NA','41547544744042496','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('459','Rim-splitting midday delight. Damn that felt good.','FALSE','NA','2011-02-26 04:00:43','FALSE','NA','41226100843618304','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('460','Absolute farm animal slop.','FALSE','NA','2011-02-24 23:40:50','FALSE','NA','40798313846407168','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('461','Immense pressure in adbomen upon waking was not just peepee. It was also plenty dung.','FALSE','NA','2011-02-24 23:27:19','FALSE','NA','40794911376678912','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('462','late date napalm attack, just made it. wow where did that come from!!','FALSE','NA','2011-02-24 06:53:21','FALSE','NA','40544770682003456','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('463','black bean soup for lunch really helps to create a dark work of art an hour later','FALSE','NA','2011-02-23 04:25:54','FALSE','NA','40145275221848064','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('464','shards and rinds in the bowl - clearly plant matter','FALSE','NA','2011-02-22 23:57:10','FALSE','NA','40077649112076288','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('465','Colon concerto in F major','FALSE','NA','2011-02-21 23:52:44','FALSE','NA','39714144022171648','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('466','The ladies room behind me is getting a free concert right now from this gassy dump','FALSE','NA','2011-02-21 23:51:20','FALSE','NA','39713793541931008','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('467','Smellz like alcohol yo','FALSE','NA','2011-02-21 03:57:08','FALSE','NA','39413262818881536','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('468','having some issues...','FALSE','NA','2011-02-21 03:22:08','FALSE','NA','39404454625292288','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('469','Hot, squishy, and stuck to my ass cheek.','FALSE','NA','2011-02-19 08:30:36','FALSE','NA','38757306070085632','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('470','potato stix & coffee for breakfast, chili & energy drink for lunch, I am setting myself up for disaster','FALSE','NA','2011-02-19 02:34:47','FALSE','NA','38667763845304321','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('471','The first batch came out with ease, this second stubborn bunch must be composed of my disgusting breakfast.','FALSE','NA','2011-02-19 01:02:03','FALSE','NA','38644423290126336','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('472','GOOD MORNIN POOPYNAM!','FALSE','NA','2011-02-18 23:27:33','FALSE','NA','38620644874788864','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('473','Wet Hot American Summer','FALSE','NA','2011-02-18 03:25:30','FALSE','NA','38318137359212544','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('474','My urine smells like feces wtf','FALSE','NA','2011-02-17 04:18:49','FALSE','NA','37969166484905984','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('475','dry and stinky, like a lizard fart','FALSE','NA','2011-02-17 01:03:48','FALSE','NA','37920090435497984','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('476','Aged brown creamy spreading cheese','FALSE','NA','2011-02-16 00:55:58','FALSE','NA','37555728650731520','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('477','Fatty fat morning poopy slid right out yaye','FALSE','NA','2011-02-15 21:45:57','FALSE','NA','37507910539943936','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('478','step 1. eat bowl of pasta\nstep 2. take dump, make room\nstep 3. eat another bowl of pasta\nstep 4. profit!','FALSE','NA','2011-02-15 10:14:53','FALSE','NA','37333997172301824','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('479','Fiber supplement induced birthing','FALSE','NA','2011-02-15 05:42:29','FALSE','NA','37265445740347393','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('480','Dim sum-induced diarrhea. Seafood dumpling culprit?','FALSE','NA','2011-02-13 11:35:29','FALSE','NA','36629507389526016','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('481','Pneumatic blast','FALSE','NA','2011-02-13 01:26:19','FALSE','NA','36476206052278272','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('482','just so vile','FALSE','NA','2011-02-12 23:42:09','FALSE','NA','36449989009870848','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('483','watch out!! brown avalanche!!!!!! ahhhhhhhh','FALSE','NA','2011-02-12 08:07:39','FALSE','NA','36214817479987200','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('484','so. much. poop. it just keeps on coming. must be the chili, and beer, and truffle fries, and filet migon','FALSE','NA','2011-02-11 08:13:41','FALSE','NA','35853945012232192','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('485','ULTRA DUMP','FALSE','NA','2011-02-11 08:09:48','FALSE','NA','35852966590160896','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('486','MEGA DUMP','FALSE','NA','2011-02-11 01:10:56','FALSE','NA','35747557132992512','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('487','brown icicles coming out of my butt','FALSE','NA','2011-02-10 08:07:26','FALSE','NA','35489984098209792','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('488','Toilet seat covered in layers of tp and floating logs never flushed evidences anal retentive, idiosyncratic law students.','FALSE','NA','2011-02-10 06:18:10','FALSE','NA','35462486643703808','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('489','Fecal drop. Oh yeah, fecal drop. Fecal\'s gonna drop on you...','FALSE','NA','2011-02-09 05:15:01','FALSE','NA','35084207361368064','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('490','As usual, salad pushes it right out.','FALSE','NA','2011-02-08 01:28:36','FALSE','NA','34664838563110916','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('491','If my flaccid peen were longer, I\'d pee on the seat a lot less often.','FALSE','NA','2011-02-07 22:48:56','FALSE','NA','34624659001446400','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('492','Monday\'s purge beginning on Sunday. Strange.','FALSE','NA','2011-02-07 02:42:13','FALSE','NA','34320976950861824','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('493','diner food always brings out the best in me. by best I mean worst.','FALSE','NA','2011-02-06 02:03:55','FALSE','NA','33948951665184768','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('494','Fourth big shit today. Now thats healthy!','FALSE','NA','2011-02-05 12:03:32','FALSE','NA','33737462572392448','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('495','Basking in the stink.','FALSE','NA','2011-02-05 09:19:26','FALSE','NA','33696166348591104','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('496','Just located Saddam\'s WMDs.','FALSE','NA','2011-02-04 03:21:24','FALSE','NA','33243674359894016','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('497','3x in one day is taxing.','FALSE','NA','2011-02-03 06:16:02','FALSE','NA','32925235460186112','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('498','Black death in toilet','FALSE','NA','2011-02-03 00:42:11','FALSE','NA','32841220204007424','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('499','Well, my ass was clean after a shower, but no longer.','FALSE','NA','2011-02-03 00:40:09','FALSE','NA','32840708465364994','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('500','Broccoli never disappoints-pushes out whopper turds on the regular.','FALSE','NA','2011-02-02 23:39:07','FALSE','NA','32825349742002178','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('501','BOHICA','FALSE','NA','2011-02-02 08:25:06','FALSE','NA','32595329715011584','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('502','Had to shit soon as i left the house. That was an excrutiating 40 minute drive to work.','FALSE','NA','2011-02-01 22:49:16','FALSE','NA','32450416968998912','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('503','Looks like a dead squirrel in the toilet','FALSE','NA','2011-02-01 22:19:08','FALSE','NA','32442831813480448','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('504','Third squirty stinker today...effed up.','FALSE','NA','2011-01-30 03:43:30','FALSE','NA','31437299766005760','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('505','I want you to shit like I do. - Crystal Method, Vegas, 1997','FALSE','NA','2011-01-30 02:21:37','FALSE','NA','31416691351101441','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('506','what is that? a hashbrown dipped in dark chocolate? na just my shit','FALSE','NA','2011-01-30 01:14:25','FALSE','NA','31399780978532352','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('507','McDo dump number four. Strips and bits.','FALSE','NA','2011-01-29 04:58:18','FALSE','NA','31093732883300352','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('508','Amount of feces generated by McDonald\'s dinner is staggering. First load was green. Second was torpedo-shaped. Third is just plain huge.','FALSE','NA','2011-01-29 02:09:44','FALSE','NA','31051312883826688','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('509','Sudden emergency almost shot out my ass onto my fabric desk chair!','FALSE','NA','2011-01-28 06:48:48','FALSE','NA','30759153479720960','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('510','Kenny Loggins is in town for a sold out show','FALSE','NA','2011-01-27 22:26:11','FALSE','NA','30632668563513344','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('511','So much ploppy','FALSE','NA','2011-01-27 09:02:32','FALSE','NA','30430422336798721','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('512','Kung pao crappin\'. Love bringing my joe to the can.','FALSE','NA','2011-01-27 04:04:47','FALSE','NA','30355491242643456','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('513','the stench of this dump is as bad as my 2 hour commute, the VP just got a big whiff of it too','FALSE','NA','2011-01-26 06:12:00','FALSE','NA','30025116754644992','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('514','Weird chemical odor. Subway? Or the patootey I ate this weekend?','FALSE','NA','2011-01-25 11:10:36','FALSE','NA','29737875041947649','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('515','Che puzza!','FALSE','NA','2011-01-25 01:48:46','FALSE','NA','29596484294942720','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('516','the buffalo chicken sub was a bad idea','FALSE','NA','2011-01-24 09:11:33','FALSE','NA','29345526155583488','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('517','smokin\' hot stool','FALSE','NA','2011-01-24 03:01:25','FALSE','NA','29252378322534400','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('518','2nd diarrhea round of the day. Was it hot dogs?','FALSE','NA','2011-01-23 03:25:08','FALSE','NA','28895961812049920','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('519','heavy diner breakfast leads to heavy dump','FALSE','NA','2011-01-23 01:18:10','FALSE','NA','28864006743662594','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('520','Half green half red big stinky logz. The two colors of my last binge yesturday!','FALSE','NA','2011-01-22 00:59:16','FALSE','NA','28496863170658304','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('521','Does anybody else poo 2x every morning? Is this a problem?','FALSE','NA','2011-01-20 23:35:29','FALSE','NA','28113390807293952','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('522','this sushi swam quickly through me towards my butt-hole... but is having many issues getting through :(','FALSE','NA','2011-01-20 13:06:09','FALSE','NA','27955013208768513','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('523','Smooth and clean. Thanks, cabbage!','FALSE','NA','2011-01-19 22:52:09','FALSE','NA','27740096660774912','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('524','This shitfest is going to make me late to work.','FALSE','NA','2011-01-19 20:55:53','FALSE','NA','27710837271560192','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('525','taco flavored kisses out my asshole','FALSE','NA','2011-01-19 06:35:38','FALSE','NA','27494350195789824','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('526','This shit is as shitty as the shitty freezing rain.','FALSE','NA','2011-01-19 02:31:29','FALSE','NA','27432907760996352','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('527','Pushin out a weekend of backed up feces. #priceless','FALSE','NA','2011-01-18 04:33:31','FALSE','NA','27101228764758016','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('528','Making a disgusting mess in here. good thing I\'m getting this out of my system before going to the girlfriend\'s mom\'s house.','FALSE','NA','2011-01-17 02:03:05','FALSE','NA','26700985443295232','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('529','Poopy michel richard','FALSE','NA','2011-01-17 00:38:36','FALSE','NA','26679722532405248','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('530','Should be shart-free on the slopes tomorrow. A welcome relief from today\'s constant state of alert.','FALSE','NA','2011-01-16 10:23:57','FALSE','NA','26464644205903872','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('531','Too much beer last night. Farts smell like decomposing bodies.','FALSE','NA','2011-01-16 07:15:42','FALSE','NA','26417268732723200','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('532','Peed my pants a little trying ro forxe a fart. Then i shat in the toilet.','FALSE','NA','2011-01-14 23:00:50','FALSE','NA','25930344431616000','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('533','Somebody call for backup','FALSE','NA','2011-01-14 20:50:15','FALSE','NA','25897482026225664','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('534','Wishing beer shits could take place the night of instead of the morning after','FALSE','NA','2011-01-14 20:40:55','FALSE','NA','25895131634733056','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('535','Broccoli florets slip thru my puckering spinchter with the greatest of ease','FALSE','NA','2011-01-13 23:11:32','FALSE','NA','25570648214470657','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('536','Been backed up the last 2 days...that quandary is no more','FALSE','NA','2011-01-13 09:49:12','FALSE','NA','25368734663188480','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('537','just your typical sputtering','FALSE','NA','2011-01-12 11:16:16','FALSE','NA','25028259162890240','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('538','I went to take a stand up pee... ended up sitting down to evacuate some unexpected logs','FALSE','NA','2011-01-11 10:12:05','FALSE','NA','24649718248247296','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('539','Smells stale like Hilary Clintons cuca','FALSE','NA','2011-01-11 01:49:26','FALSE','NA','24523223957770240','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('540','have to breath through my mouth because of the previous person... after me this is going to be hazardous','FALSE','NA','2011-01-09 22:04:03','FALSE','NA','24104116863107072','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('541','this poop brought to you by the letter \"w\" for wings. lots and lots of hot wings in the toilet','FALSE','NA','2011-01-09 11:18:54','FALSE','NA','23941756261240832','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('542','the noises coming from my stall are out of this world','FALSE','NA','2011-01-09 06:59:55','FALSE','NA','23876583286640640','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('543','This\'ll be a ten-pass wipe at least. Damn.','FALSE','NA','2011-01-09 06:55:50','FALSE','NA','23875555745071104','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('544','Eating contest: won. Toilet: destroyed.','FALSE','NA','2011-01-09 05:12:26','FALSE','NA','23849533221900288','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('545','Pre-bed, post drink shit','FALSE','NA','2011-01-08 12:50:18','FALSE','NA','23602370252374017','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('546','the noises coming from my stall are out of this world','FALSE','NA','2011-01-08 11:48:49','FALSE','NA','23586896491847680','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('547','shit shit revolution','FALSE','NA','2011-01-07 00:55:47','FALSE','NA','23060170976272384','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('548','Dirty logs swimming in national bohemian. Thats the name of the game.','FALSE','NA','2011-01-06 10:08:04','FALSE','NA','22836770164969472','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('549','person in the stall next to me has some spicy diarrhea going on','FALSE','NA','2011-01-06 04:24:30','FALSE','NA','22750305615613952','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('550','Tonka dump trucks got nothin on this load','FALSE','NA','2011-01-06 04:22:53','FALSE','NA','22749900487794688','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('551','Take a load off fanny','FALSE','NA','2011-01-06 03:07:06','FALSE','NA','22730827544662017','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('552','Broccoli diet got mah feces outta control','FALSE','NA','2011-01-06 00:02:00','FALSE','NA','22684245063376897','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('553','thought something was on the way, looks like it got delayed like expected deliveries from fedex','FALSE','NA','2011-01-05 22:08:21','FALSE','NA','22655646851670016','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('554','late night dinner = late night sharts','FALSE','NA','2011-01-05 15:14:23','FALSE','NA','22551465801293824','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('555','Felt huge, looked in the toilet - what an embarassment','FALSE','NA','2011-01-05 08:21:04','FALSE','NA','22447451327700992','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('556','Collard greens and green beans for dinner yield a massive dark fibrous morning','FALSE','NA','2011-01-04 23:02:03','FALSE','NA','22306773251653633','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('557','Pre-lunch purge','FALSE','NA','2011-01-04 01:26:26','FALSE','NA','21980717932093441','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('558','the texture of cabbage that has gone through a food processor','FALSE','NA','2011-01-03 22:52:53','FALSE','NA','21942076862111744','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('559','Feels like i just pushed out a toypedo. Yeah, remember the toypedo?','FALSE','NA','2011-01-03 22:32:29','FALSE','NA','21936942526500864','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('560','Goddamn feels like i shat a baseball','FALSE','NA','2011-01-02 03:51:17','FALSE','NA','21292396197183488','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('561','Woot! There it is.','FALSE','NA','2011-01-01 04:21:35','FALSE','NA','20937631772708864','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('562','Man, the holidays really screw up my ass. I\'m gonna need Activia, and I\'m a dude!','FALSE','NA','2011-01-01 03:30:20','FALSE','NA','20924734380183552','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('563','Third poo within two hours. Not diarrhea, but not healthy.','FALSE','NA','2011-01-01 00:48:56','FALSE','NA','20884117096767488','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('564','Was expecting a lot more from that cabbage.','FALSE','NA','2011-01-01 00:36:03','FALSE','NA','20880877617676288','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('565','pile of brown marbles, that\'s what I\'m looking at','FALSE','NA','2010-12-31 23:54:29','FALSE','NA','20870415756820480','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('566','Bloating further relieved by more pooing','FALSE','NA','2010-12-31 23:42:13','FALSE','NA','20867328765861888','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('567','Terrible bloating finally relieved by dung mud slide. Happy new year.','FALSE','NA','2010-12-31 22:49:53','FALSE','NA','20854158047322112','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('568','standard issue, nothing to see here.','FALSE','NA','2010-12-30 06:18:03','FALSE','NA','20242168648040450','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('569','Two in one morning. The holiday colon-shedding begins.','FALSE','NA','2010-12-28 23:00:42','FALSE','NA','19769717497528320','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('570','Thought my rectum was gonna prolapse','FALSE','NA','2010-12-27 22:56:34','FALSE','NA','19406288001695744','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('571','Unremarkable poo','FALSE','NA','2010-12-26 23:27:30','FALSE','NA','19051684349087744','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('572','wow that coffee worked quickly, back already','FALSE','NA','2010-12-26 22:33:50','FALSE','NA','19038180921577472','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('573','making a brown #blizzard in the bowl','FALSE','NA','2010-12-26 21:55:55','FALSE','NA','19028636011073536','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('574','Untouched bowl at the Home Depot - probably freshly cleaned last night. Small hole in wall. Misplaced screw hole, or peephole? You decide.','FALSE','NA','2010-12-26 21:11:00','FALSE','NA','19017335524294657','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('575','So gassy','FALSE','NA','2010-12-26 11:08:57','FALSE','NA','18865823569416192','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('576','three perfect brown stink nuggets that resemble the three wise men. it\'s a #Christmas miracle!','FALSE','NA','2010-12-25 13:07:48','FALSE','NA','18533346187415552','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('577','It\'s toilet tiiiiime!','FALSE','NA','2010-12-24 01:27:49','FALSE','NA','17994799332200448','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('578','Need more fiber','FALSE','NA','2010-12-24 00:09:56','FALSE','NA','17975202432425984','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('579','slip n\' slide','FALSE','NA','2010-12-23 13:10:23','FALSE','NA','17809221131182080','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('580','Bad stink like hard cheese and saurkraut','FALSE','NA','2010-12-22 23:08:59','FALSE','NA','17597474004799488','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('581','was hoping for a quick splash and dash but been sitting here for 30 minutes now','FALSE','NA','2010-12-22 22:09:28','FALSE','NA','17582498309480448','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('582','Rim splitting maternity simulator','FALSE','NA','2010-12-21 23:46:09','FALSE','NA','17244439118348288','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('583','Did myself a solid','FALSE','NA','2010-12-21 22:23:29','FALSE','NA','17223635303399424','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('584','almost waited too long - that was a race against the clock through the cubicle maze.','FALSE','NA','2010-12-21 00:24:06','FALSE','NA','16891603872382978','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('585','Pringles and a pickle for breakfast. I wonder what poor people\'s shits are like. Guess we\'ll see.','FALSE','NA','2010-12-20 02:48:16','FALSE','NA','16565494580514817','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('586','Didn\'t need to but sat down anyway to see what would happen. Pushed out 3 dark stink nuggets. Rating: 6/10','FALSE','NA','2010-12-19 05:35:29','FALSE','NA','16245189387485185','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('587','Yup, the harbinger of jumbo slice\'s rectal exit: stinging red pepper flakes.','FALSE','NA','2010-12-19 05:12:29','FALSE','NA','16239399909986304','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('588','ICBM: a timely post facto report and a proper size comparison for what I\'ve just birthed from my rectal canal.','FALSE','NA','2010-12-19 03:32:49','FALSE','NA','16214318861258752','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('589','Ugh smells like sour milk fucking barf','FALSE','NA','2010-12-19 00:24:27','FALSE','NA','16166915592425472','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('590','Roll that beautiful bean footage','FALSE','NA','2010-12-18 23:29:36','FALSE','NA','16153111080992768','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('591','glad I didn\'t start driving home before letting this drop.. today\'s beer shits are\nvile','FALSE','NA','2010-12-18 06:58:29','FALSE','NA','15903689478770688','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('592','Awoke with intense sphincter pain. Glad I didn\'t linger in bed for this one.','FALSE','NA','2010-12-17 20:28:15','FALSE','NA','15745086142812160','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('593','Sittin here for as long as I have to to expel all this gas.','FALSE','NA','2010-12-16 10:25:40','FALSE','NA','15231052935073792','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('594','This DSR brought to you by antibiotics','FALSE','NA','2010-12-16 03:14:26','FALSE','NA','15122530490650624','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('595','if someone was in the market for a 10 pound pile of fresh feces, this would be the place to get it #christmaspresent','FALSE','NA','2010-12-16 01:35:24','FALSE','NA','15097608104058880','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('596','making room for lunch','FALSE','NA','2010-12-16 01:31:23','FALSE','NA','15096597205483520','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('597','5lbs of manure','FALSE','NA','2010-12-15 20:43:48','FALSE','NA','15024224318005249','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('598','Is that blood in my stool, or is some undigested roast pork just happy to see me?','FALSE','NA','2010-12-15 09:19:00','FALSE','NA','14851889011097601','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('599','is there a lawnmower starting in the bathroom?? no it\'s just my ass','FALSE','NA','2010-12-15 04:39:28','FALSE','NA','14781538554085376','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('600','Sloppy ploppy','FALSE','NA','2010-12-14 23:26:16','FALSE','NA','14702719570804736','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('601','Nice moderatley textured nonpainful morning poo. Good morning.','FALSE','NA','2010-12-14 22:03:45','FALSE','NA','14681956398661633','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('602','Damaged. Inexplicable. Ate healthily yesterday.','FALSE','NA','2010-12-14 03:10:08','FALSE','NA','14396672155062272','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('603','Nothing special. Just a poopey.','FALSE','NA','2010-12-13 23:44:57','FALSE','NA','14345036699275264','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('604','Squirty mess from buku coffee','FALSE','NA','2010-12-13 22:31:06','FALSE','NA','14326452040245249','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('605','Solid but stinging. Decent.','FALSE','NA','2010-12-13 21:22:47','FALSE','NA','14309256979288066','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('606','solid udon noodles','FALSE','NA','2010-12-13 13:17:20','FALSE','NA','14187088706543616','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('607','Light brown poop stinx','FALSE','NA','2010-12-12 23:28:00','FALSE','NA','13978380340830208','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('608','First solid morning shit in months. Wow, this is a whole new day.','FALSE','NA','2010-12-12 20:47:07','FALSE','NA','13937893248598016','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('609','slow trickle of lava sliding out ass, thanks left over Indian food','FALSE','NA','2010-12-12 06:17:32','FALSE','NA','13719054783090688','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('610','Instashit!','FALSE','NA','2010-12-12 06:00:28','FALSE','NA','13714763133489152','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('611','Probability of sharting too high to let em rip','FALSE','NA','2010-12-12 04:24:36','FALSE','NA','13690634648952832','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('612','Wearing a fleece vest on the potty.','FALSE','NA','2010-12-12 03:21:41','FALSE','NA','13674799859499008','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('613','Nthing came out but the but that did fricken stinks bad','FALSE','NA','2010-12-11 23:57:54','FALSE','NA','13623518604296193','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('614','lost track of time, been sitting here for 30 minutes','FALSE','NA','2010-12-11 23:54:47','FALSE','NA','13622733233463296','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('615','Knock, knock, knockin on heaven\'s door','FALSE','NA','2010-12-11 08:34:34','FALSE','NA','13391153890074624','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('616','Little quarter past six shit for u','FALSE','NA','2010-12-11 07:17:15','FALSE','NA','13371695674949632','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('617','Home alone with no toilet paper. :/','FALSE','NA','2010-12-11 02:17:36','FALSE','NA','13296285981347840','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('618','First at nine it was hard to push out now it just spills out','FALSE','NA','2010-12-10 23:03:56','FALSE','NA','13247550362488832','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('619','Chipotle? No, shitpotle.','FALSE','NA','2010-12-10 20:38:47','FALSE','NA','13211021053263872','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('620','Little poo balls always happen after lots of carbs','FALSE','NA','2010-12-09 04:17:25','FALSE','NA','12601663789465600','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('621','There is definitely some poo left up my butt.','FALSE','NA','2010-12-09 03:49:50','FALSE','NA','12594723944407040','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('622','I\'m burnin\', I\'m burnin\', I\'m burnin\' for you','FALSE','NA','2010-12-07 20:25:08','FALSE','NA','12120420555689984','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('623','it smells so bad in here thanks to me','FALSE','NA','2010-12-07 00:23:26','FALSE','NA','11818004551569408','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('624','Gonna be a long day of defecation.','FALSE','NA','2010-12-06 23:45:58','FALSE','NA','11808576850886656','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('625','Dumpy Von Dumpenstein','FALSE','NA','2010-12-06 06:20:13','FALSE','NA','11545405074448385','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('626','Burger and Wings don\'t play well with Mr. Anus','FALSE','NA','2010-12-05 06:21:53','FALSE','NA','11183436177874944','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('627','Sharting sucks.','FALSE','NA','2010-12-05 05:35:50','FALSE','NA','11171847374643200','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('628','This morning shit is burning valuable study time','FALSE','NA','2010-12-04 21:01:44','FALSE','NA','11042469999280128','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('629','making room for dinner, that lunchtime burger was sitting heavy','FALSE','NA','2010-12-04 08:56:14','FALSE','NA','10859890373300224','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('630','Sichuan peppercorns are frying my asshole yowza','FALSE','NA','2010-12-03 22:43:15','FALSE','NA','10705627508641792','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('631','HUGE SHIT at this hour wtf?','FALSE','NA','2010-12-03 10:58:23','FALSE','NA','10528243811614720','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('632','Dropping a dirty bomb','FALSE','NA','2010-12-03 03:11:16','FALSE','NA','10410688522489856','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('633','sputtering gassy backfiring mess','FALSE','NA','2010-12-02 06:26:06','FALSE','NA','10097331454083073','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('634','Drink enough joe and youll shit twice every morning, just like me.','FALSE','NA','2010-12-01 23:40:24','FALSE','NA','9995234821804032','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('635','Man, I needed that.','FALSE','NA','2010-12-01 23:22:46','FALSE','NA','9990799143993344','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('636','Disappointing.','FALSE','NA','2010-12-01 11:42:11','FALSE','NA','9814491969622017','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('637','super-pue stickin to my anus like super-glue','FALSE','NA','2010-12-01 06:08:57','FALSE','NA','9730627607732224','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('638','Dynomite!!!','FALSE','NA','2010-12-01 03:58:14','FALSE','NA','9697733388541953','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('639','Chipotlaway!','FALSE','NA','2010-12-01 00:02:37','FALSE','NA','9638438475145216','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('640','Here comes the dump truck to dump sum po BEEP BEEP BEEP','FALSE','NA','2010-11-30 11:29:36','FALSE','NA','9448935659671554','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('641','Big poo out my itty bitty hole','FALSE','NA','2010-11-29 22:38:21','FALSE','NA','9254846276313088','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('642','this 1/2 pound DQ burger is wrecking my balloon knot','FALSE','NA','2010-11-29 09:19:25','FALSE','NA','9053787771637760','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('643','Last night\'s habanero sauce. Boxcar theory confirmed; most recent meal pushes out penultimate.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-29 03:07:11','FALSE','NA','8960110512570368','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('644','Not strictly shit, I know, but my urine smells like last night\'s post-bar turkey binge.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-28 23:08:17','FALSE','NA','8899988952190976','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('645','Lots of air with a tiny nug.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-28 12:21:16','FALSE','NA','8737161771753472','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('646','High bark, minimum bite. Shit.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-28 11:33:40','FALSE','NA','8725184383033344','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('647','post thanksgiving Indian food extravaganza really cleanses the system. this shit is \"phaaling\" right out','FALSE','NA','2010-11-28 00:36:44','FALSE','NA','8559861172281344','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('648','Eggplant rollapoopy','FALSE','NA','2010-11-27 22:33:12','FALSE','NA','8528774433873920','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('649','Fire in the hole!!!','FALSE','NA','2010-11-27 21:22:22','FALSE','NA','8510945366114304','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('650','Size of poo reflects gluttony yesterday.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-26 22:53:36','FALSE','NA','8171516827017216','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('651','brown mashed potatoes','FALSE','NA','2010-11-26 08:31:20','FALSE','NA','7954521959432192','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('652','The resemblance to a turkey neck is uncanny. Happy thanksgiving.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-26 06:31:20','FALSE','NA','7924321431326720','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('653','Oh hello Mr. Turkey. Nice to see you again.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-26 06:13:32','FALSE','NA','7919845270102016','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('654','Gross poo','FALSE','NA','2010-11-26 00:40:03','FALSE','NA','7835921437163520','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('655','Aaahhhh, throne sweet throne. No toilet ever quite feels the same as my childhood shitter.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-25 06:04:24','FALSE','NA','7555156417712128','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('656','Shiltwurst in natural casing that got left behind up in my guts.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-25 01:04:23','FALSE','NA','7479655384743937','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('657','what the hell is with my farts? i didn\'t eat any eggs. smells like eggs tho.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-23 04:06:11','FALSE','NA','6800630224003072','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('658','Violent release of a shit and piss that\'s been held in for way too long. And it stinks.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-23 00:57:19','FALSE','NA','6753101964906498','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('659','Must incorporate fiber tonight.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-22 23:11:15','FALSE','NA','6726409384894464','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('660','Last vestiges of the weekend slipping quietly out my ass.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-22 21:57:36','FALSE','NA','6707873136513024','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('661','I just pooped, stood up, and peed on the poop.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-22 03:08:08','FALSE','NA','6423633329131521','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('662','Nothin but gas. Fuck.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-21 13:02:03','FALSE','NA','6210711910883328','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('663','C\'mon, iced cream!','FALSE','NA','2010-11-21 10:42:27','FALSE','NA','6175577241288705','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('664','Mad dash to the shitter results in big pile of shit.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-21 00:01:58','FALSE','NA','6014395435978752','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('665','moist crumbled carrot cake','FALSE','NA','2010-11-20 22:59:46','FALSE','NA','5998744856174593','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('666','end of work day explosion. glad this is happening now and not in traffic','FALSE','NA','2010-11-20 06:08:06','FALSE','NA','5744147654778880','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('667','Farty squirty poopy','FALSE','NA','2010-11-20 02:59:19','FALSE','NA','5696638672703488','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('668','sounds like the guy in the other stall is dying (-_-)','FALSE','NA','2010-11-19 00:43:48','FALSE','NA','5300146380218369','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('669','Sat down and thought it was a false alarm, but things are staring to move. Hold on...','FALSE','NA','2010-11-18 04:28:23','FALSE','NA','4994278350655489','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('670','Amazing how the size and texture of one person\'s shits - ostensibly just fecal bacteria and not what he eats - changes from load to load.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-17 23:36:21','FALSE','NA','4920787299471360','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('671','Wow that piece looked just like a meatball. WTF','FALSE','NA','2010-11-17 20:04:22','FALSE','NA','4867439250640896','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('672','3.5 full servings of broccoli in one sitting = 3.5x the smell in this bathroom','FALSE','NA','2010-11-17 04:17:10','FALSE','NA','4629068423110656','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('673','How did something that thick come out of such a small, tight sphincter?','FALSE','NA','2010-11-15 23:26:02','FALSE','NA','4193412567797760','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('674','someone left a brown streak on the lid. well done sir, well done.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-15 15:10:36','FALSE','NA','4068735446949888','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('675','Second diarrhea in ten minutes o no','FALSE','NA','2010-11-15 12:03:12','FALSE','NA','4021574512414720','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('676','Hello darkness, my old friend. I\'ve come to shit in you again.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-14 10:19:26','FALSE','NA','3633070565490688','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('677','I\'m lovin\' it.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-14 08:15:31','FALSE','NA','3601885902671873','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('678','someone left a brown streak on the lid. well done sir, well done.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-13 05:48:14','FALSE','NA','3202433631125506','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('679','Can\'t get it all out. Feels like there\'s a log hanging out of my anus.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-13 05:08:24','FALSE','NA','3192410800660480','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('680','Nacho drop. Held down the cock to avoid peeing into jeans. Sniff of respective finger reveals no distinct ingredient. Ripe nonetheless.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-12 13:02:23','FALSE','NA','2949301865021440','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('681','@DailyShitReport yes, second cup does make it squirty - and makes it come fast, too','FALSE','Da','2010-11-12 00:34:34','FALSE','27','2761110239318019','41','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('682','Life on this toilet is poore, nasty, brutish, and short.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-12 00:33:42','FALSE','NA','2760892517191680','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('683','As usual, coffee makes the second shit of the morning a squirty mess.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-11 22:47:15','FALSE','NA','2734104579670016','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('684','Going to bed, thinking about my 7am loose stool brewing. Goodnight sweet prince.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-11 13:55:10','FALSE','NA','2600198052249600','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('685','who knew such soupy stool would be so hard to get out','FALSE','NA','2010-11-11 10:38:06','FALSE','NA','2550605910384640','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('686','that is a toilet bowl filled with cambells soup','FALSE','NA','2010-11-11 10:35:04','FALSE','NA','2549841343283200','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('687','Odd hour for a gigantic shit, again. I hope im ok.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-10 12:19:30','FALSE','NA','2213737628958720','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('688','It smells like a baby crawled into my rectum, blasted my insides with diarrhea, then died.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-10 06:47:57','FALSE','NA','2130299039252480','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('689','Could\'ve been a fuller unloading. Remnants likely stuck to walls of colon.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-10 02:14:14','FALSE','NA','2061416727052289','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('690','Healthy shit aroma. Pleasing.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-10 00:02:46','FALSE','NA','2028329318219776','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('691','Strange consistency: girgly but solid. Juicy.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-09 22:07:22','FALSE','NA','1999290431967233','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('692','paranormal asstivity 2','FALSE','NA','2010-11-09 03:39:07','FALSE','NA','1720390543998977','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('693','Curly-cue.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-08 23:01:04','FALSE','NA','1650418023145472','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('694','That was a night of sex in the making.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-07 23:42:15','FALSE','NA','1298391820668928','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('695','Ass-piss 9000','FALSE','NA','2010-11-07 20:59:07','FALSE','NA','1257338308661248','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('696','Booyah.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-07 04:37:26','FALSE','NA','1025388092325888','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('697','All farts and no solids. Smells like death, and I was streaming it all around the bar tonight.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-06 12:40:53','FALSE','NA','784666487422977','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('698','Still with the thin shits. Shit.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-06 01:16:58','FALSE','NA','612552463613952','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('699','Came in and there was some remnant shilt in the bowl from the last guy. No biggie, I\'ll shit on it.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-04 23:40:32','FALSE','NA','29682309922','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('700','Asshole still burning from shit 45 mins ago','FALSE','NA','2010-11-04 21:34:00','FALSE','NA','29672097386','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('701','Could have had more gauge to it.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-04 21:21:28','FALSE','NA','29671352345','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('702','I don\'t remember eating shards of glass.','FALSE','NA','2010-11-04 01:30:31','FALSE','NA','29595228555','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('703','Am i a freerider if i rely on everybody else using the toilet seat covers to ensure my ability to not use one?','FALSE','NA','2010-11-04 00:18:45','FALSE','NA','29590243630','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('704','come on get out of there!! it\'s like brown rubber cement and it\'s really pissing me off','FALSE','NA','2010-11-01 22:15:38','FALSE','NA','29381090383','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('705','that crock of chili and meatloaf sandwich from the diner smells the same coming out','FALSE','NA','2010-11-01 22:10:02','FALSE','NA','29380597441','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('706','I\'m lovin\' it.','FALSE','NA','2010-10-31 05:43:50','FALSE','NA','29223476836','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('707','Eatin off the Dollar Menu. Stay tuned.','FALSE','NA','2010-10-31 02:54:02','FALSE','NA','29212947992','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('708','Everyone loves their own brand.','FALSE','NA','2010-10-31 01:28:27','FALSE','NA','29207324388','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('709','like handfuls of mud being thrown into a puddle','FALSE','NA','2010-10-30 09:21:19','FALSE','NA','29145598995','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('710','Disgusting mess. Shit all over my ass and hand.','FALSE','NA','2010-10-29 23:56:17','FALSE','NA','29105525279','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('711','looks like swamp water','FALSE','NA','2010-10-29 02:36:03','FALSE','NA','29017279311','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('712','my ass literally sounds like a zombie is being destroyed','FALSE','NA','2010-10-29 02:32:01','FALSE','NA','29017015774','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('713','tron legacy is in my stomach - and by tron legacy I mean shit legacy. instead of motorbikes + laser walls I have shitbikes + diarrhea walls','FALSE','NA','2010-10-29 02:22:22','FALSE','NA','29016392807','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('714','Satan hid a basketball in my rectum and inflated it while I slept last night.','FALSE','NA','2010-10-28 22:08:49','FALSE','NA','28997640740','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('715','THE RIM, THE RIM, THE RIM IS ON FIYA','FALSE','NA','2010-10-28 19:42:03','FALSE','NA','28984930230','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('716','I can smell last night\'s garlic and onion in this afternoon\'s tan mush.','FALSE','NA','2010-10-28 01:34:10','FALSE','NA','28914206698','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('717','false alarm this morning... 3 cups of coffee later red alert!','FALSE','NA','2010-10-27 23:18:30','FALSE','NA','28904329418','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('718','Splat','FALSE','NA','2010-10-27 22:32:54','FALSE','NA','28900499617','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('719','Feels like a head of lettuce just fell out my asshole. Still gaping from buttplug.','FALSE','NA','2010-10-27 09:46:04','FALSE','NA','28853000296','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('720','All shilt, no shit','FALSE','NA','2010-10-27 03:20:39','FALSE','NA','28822268416','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('721','Completely liquid','FALSE','NA','2010-10-27 01:33:42','FALSE','NA','28815230309','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('722','I just inadvertently shat with Ray-Bans on, not too bright.','FALSE','NA','2010-10-22 22:13:30','FALSE','NA','28413623878','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('723','got halfway done wiping and a second wave hit. all that wiping for nothing :(','FALSE','NA','2010-10-22 20:05:30','FALSE','NA','28402357119','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('724','Ladies and gentlemen, dailyshitreport.com is online!','FALSE','NA','2010-10-22 01:38:54','FALSE','NA','28050710925','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('725','Wow! I really had to fight to get that one out. Thought I was going to pass out.','FALSE','NA','2010-10-22 01:17:32','FALSE','NA','28049285162','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('726','My shit smella like its been up all night drinking','FALSE','NA','2010-10-21 20:20:55','FALSE','NA','28025849253','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('727','this fecal ant mound is poking up out the top of the water','FALSE','NA','2010-10-21 19:25:14','FALSE','NA','28021453452','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('728','Ouch. Need more fiber','FALSE','NA','2010-10-20 19:13:50','FALSE','NA','27925031125','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('729','smells like poop in here','FALSE','NA','2010-10-20 02:46:18','FALSE','NA','27862885693','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('730','My asshole clearly does not fear greatness','FALSE','NA','2010-10-19 20:47:16','FALSE','NA','27834412043','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('731','My intestines are apparently lined with the polar magnetic opposite of lasagna.','FALSE','NA','2010-10-19 07:31:23','FALSE','NA','27785461682','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('732','Feels good man','FALSE','NA','2010-10-19 05:16:57','FALSE','NA','27774367303','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('733','that is a lot of dookie','FALSE','NA','2010-10-17 04:50:03','FALSE','NA','27577893691','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('734','Khaki-colored caca.','FALSE','NA','2010-10-15 22:22:49','FALSE','NA','27451414446','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('735','energy-drink powered poop left an energetically vile odor.','FALSE','NA','2010-10-14 22:15:32','FALSE','NA','27350065044','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('736','When ur walkin thru the mall and ya feel somethin fall, diarrhea. Diarrhea.','FALSE','NA','2010-10-12 21:23:32','FALSE','NA','27142938587','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('737','Hot pepper spray on the back of the bowl','FALSE','NA','2010-10-12 20:25:19','FALSE','NA','27137779443','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('738','like a gas powered pellet gun','FALSE','NA','2010-10-12 20:24:12','FALSE','NA','27137686473','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('739','Like hot magma pouring out of my ass','FALSE','NA','2010-10-11 18:46:21','FALSE','NA','27025870336','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('740','probably should have wiped more.. oh well :(','FALSE','NA','2010-10-10 13:24:28','FALSE','NA','26914144158','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('741','Just made two feet of what smells like skunk cabbage','FALSE','NA','2010-10-09 05:28:09','FALSE','NA','26790196024','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('742','the heat radiating out of the bowl is disturbing','FALSE','NA','2010-10-08 18:56:01','FALSE','NA','26741153500','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('743','morning splats','FALSE','NA','2010-10-08 18:55:26','FALSE','NA','26741114991','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('744','Haiku: slippery terd / slithers out of my asshole / poopy serpent','FALSE','NA','2010-10-07 19:50:32','FALSE','NA','26645274941','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('745','\"smell like some eggs\"','FALSE','NA','2010-10-06 21:20:58','FALSE','NA','26555430387','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('746','Post-work squirts','FALSE','NA','2010-10-06 05:06:43','FALSE','NA','26494391260','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('747','Dropped a daddy long legs in the toilet then took a shit on top after it succumbed to drowning. The end.','FALSE','NA','2010-10-05 08:56:31','FALSE','NA','26417429702','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('748','Bubbly splotchy shit smells like beer','FALSE','NA','2010-10-04 00:46:24','FALSE','NA','26286825263','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('749','sea foam is what that felt like','FALSE','NA','2010-10-03 05:28:46','FALSE','NA','26212105773','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('750','Apple laced feces','FALSE','NA','2010-10-03 00:07:39','FALSE','NA','26191644077','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('751','I distrust so solid an expulsion after a night so dense with alcoholic beverages.','FALSE','NA','2010-10-02 23:34:48','FALSE','NA','26189089073','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('752','Corn.','FALSE','NA','2010-10-01 20:19:37','FALSE','NA','26078597406','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('753','There\'s diarrhea in the bowl already, mom\'s spaghetti.','FALSE','NA','2010-10-01 06:51:45','FALSE','NA','26027099339','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('754','Those bamboo shoots waited all night at the foot of my anus for the morning light','FALSE','NA','2010-09-30 20:07:47','FALSE','NA','25977277213','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('755','Dump truck is here...BEEP BEEP','FALSE','NA','2010-09-30 03:39:06','FALSE','NA','25915403163','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('756','Hate when the bowl is raised up so high my feet don\'t touch ground.','FALSE','NA','2010-09-30 03:34:47','FALSE','NA','25915105103','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('757','Gut-wrenching ass vomit: it\'s what was for dinner.','FALSE','NA','2010-09-30 00:31:12','FALSE','NA','25902878282','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('758','Fucken stinks like rot','FALSE','NA','2010-09-29 22:22:09','FALSE','NA','25892354726','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('759','Trapped in class with colon ready to blast.','FALSE','NA','2010-09-29 21:35:45','FALSE','NA','25888214439','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('760','10am and no shitz yet wut gives?','FALSE','NA','2010-09-29 20:53:10','FALSE','NA','25884527390','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('761','Mexican mud slide, only one reported casualty: my anus','FALSE','NA','2010-09-29 09:27:48','FALSE','NA','25844921090','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('762','Hot morning induced by pho.','FALSE','NA','2010-09-28 21:37:46','FALSE','NA','25790225945','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('763','Don\'t go chasin\' waterfalls. Especially when they\'re brown and land directly in the shitter.','FALSE','NA','2010-09-28 21:20:58','FALSE','NA','25788705899','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('764','Foul, painful, and slow. No idea where this is coming from either.','FALSE','NA','2010-09-28 20:35:57','FALSE','NA','25784775157','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('765','small bubbly poo gurgled out','FALSE','NA','2010-09-28 20:23:36','FALSE','NA','25783771882','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('766','small pile','FALSE','NA','2010-09-28 19:38:30','FALSE','NA','25780312507','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('767','soft pile','FALSE','NA','2010-09-27 22:50:37','FALSE','NA','25698483938','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('768','laying in bed and think i feel anal pressure building','FALSE','NA','2010-09-27 12:08:05','FALSE','NA','25659199064','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('769','kept it\'s shape well','FALSE','NA','2010-09-27 03:07:14','FALSE','NA','25619895862','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('770','Been sitting here for at least a half an hour and I don\'t feel empty yet - this is getting out of hand','FALSE','NA','2010-09-26 23:33:42','FALSE','NA','25604779761','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('771','Again, ate soup then pissed out ass.','FALSE','NA','2010-09-26 06:34:39','FALSE','NA','25540213379','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('772','just pushed so hard I burped.. that was strange','FALSE','NA','2010-09-26 05:16:23','FALSE','NA','25535245087','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('773','Every time i eat this soup i piss out my ass in an hour. But i keep eating the soup. And i keep pissing out my ass.','FALSE','NA','2010-09-26 00:47:17','FALSE','NA','25518527894','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('774','The more I sit, the more I shit.','FALSE','NA','2010-09-25 06:36:43','FALSE','NA','25448980693','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('775','Ahh, Friday. At last, the semblance of free time: to relax, read closely, contemplate Reason, and tweet from the toilet.','FALSE','NA','2010-09-24 23:42:02','FALSE','NA','25420398117','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('776','Phew, close one. Almost sat down with the seat up.','FALSE','NA','2010-09-24 20:40:42','FALSE','NA','25404610505','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('777','Just farted and it smelled like I was driving down the Jersey Turnpike','FALSE','NA','2010-09-24 08:56:44','FALSE','NA','25364151152','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('778','burning asshole the product of a buffalo chicken salad','FALSE','NA','2010-09-20 06:50:05','FALSE','NA','24977457502','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('779','4am - pissing a 1lb breakfast burrito and beer from dinner out my pipe. Glad I didn\'t roll over and go back to sleep on this one.','FALSE','NA','2010-09-19 16:01:55','FALSE','NA','24921167533','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('780','been sitting here for a while... nothing. pissed.','FALSE','NA','2010-09-19 10:11:12','FALSE','NA','24902299434','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('781','more and more people are coming in, they want to smell this but they don\'t... like looking at a solar eclipse','FALSE','NA','2010-09-17 02:38:21','FALSE','NA','24691572183','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('782','every stall is taken, it\'s a sputtering gas filled chamber of death','FALSE','NA','2010-09-17 02:35:36','FALSE','NA','24691399804','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('783','My puckering pink petunia stings from all that tobasco sauce.','FALSE','NA','2010-09-16 19:48:03','FALSE','NA','24660544069','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('784','all sorts of backed up... like 95 in the morning','FALSE','NA','2010-09-16 19:31:23','FALSE','NA','24659411337','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('785','something wicked this way comes','FALSE','NA','2010-09-16 10:38:47','FALSE','NA','24632192591','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('786','Anal spraynal. On many levels.','FALSE','NA','2010-09-14 20:38:32','FALSE','NA','24475881965','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('787','40 minutes left of work... let\'s turn that in to 10 with a break in the bathroom.','FALSE','NA','2010-09-10 04:20:43','FALSE','NA','24044347187','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('788','I think I\'m shitting out my insides','FALSE','NA','2010-09-09 18:33:04','FALSE','NA','24001069080','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('789','After work special','FALSE','NA','2010-09-09 05:18:49','FALSE','NA','23952705078','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('790','These german sausages and kraut for lunch are giving me the shits and bloating','FALSE','NA','2010-09-09 00:47:06','FALSE','NA','23934621557','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('791','Twenty-seven: the year of sharting.','FALSE','NA','2010-09-08 08:30:54','FALSE','NA','23871327995','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('792','it smells like someone just changed a disgusting baby\'s feces and left everything in a pile in the corner','FALSE','NA','2010-09-08 07:48:03','FALSE','NA','23867939190','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('793','When, oh when, will log form return?','FALSE','NA','2010-09-07 23:40:07','FALSE','NA','23252692167','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('794','small dump, BIG smell','FALSE','NA','2010-09-07 05:28:49','FALSE','NA','23182697960','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('795','Three shit day went from solid to shilt.','FALSE','NA','2010-09-06 09:22:01','FALSE','NA','23107595127','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('796','This must be the year in which I begin taking fiber seriously.','FALSE','NA','2010-09-05 23:41:20','FALSE','NA','23072552600','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('797','Me too. All farts until right now. Like clockwork, the coffee fires the shot.','FALSE','NA','2010-09-05 22:42:04','FALSE','NA','23068223888','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('798','been playing the trumpet all morning, finally it\'s time for the finale','FALSE','NA','2010-09-05 22:40:38','FALSE','NA','23068112513','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('799','Ate the rest of my leftover Thai last night and surprisingly, I\'m not shitting flames today. Today is looking up','FALSE','NA','2010-09-05 19:18:22','FALSE','NA','23054150118','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('800','Poos switched from mornings to nights. I am now a night pooer.','FALSE','NA','2010-09-05 09:50:11','FALSE','NA','23025461502','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('801','No shit is so urgent that I can\'t first clean up the menstration from the toilet seat. Women hate me.','FALSE','NA','2010-09-05 02:29:59','FALSE','NA','22999614370','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('802','It burns so bad','FALSE','NA','2010-09-04 19:45:05','FALSE','NA','22973087171','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('803','currently forcing out some acorns before fully digesting dinner. hope to avoid having to airport dump tomorrow','FALSE','NA','2010-09-04 11:08:13','FALSE','NA','22947885862','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('804','Intereting graffiti on seat cover holder: \"free cowboy hat.\"','FALSE','NA','2010-09-04 01:14:14','FALSE','NA','22909344846','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('805','Dueling orifices','FALSE','NA','2010-09-02 23:32:40','FALSE','NA','22812537699','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('806','brown lumpy oatmeal is flowing this morning','FALSE','NA','2010-09-02 22:42:31','FALSE','NA','22808615451','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('807','Once i popped out the rock of beef, the salad came sliding thru','FALSE','NA','2010-09-02 10:56:40','FALSE','NA','22768864086','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('808','Logs covered in green algae','FALSE','NA','2010-09-01 23:55:42','FALSE','NA','22723841572','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('809','Hot morning. I guess that marinara was spicy after all.','FALSE','NA','2010-09-01 22:15:37','FALSE','NA','22715802020','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('810','son of a bitch this is going to make me late','FALSE','NA','2010-09-01 19:01:57','FALSE','NA','22700883708','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('811','It looks like I just shat out a swarm of bats. WTF','FALSE','NA','2010-09-01 18:32:14','FALSE','NA','22699091600','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('812','Poogasm is NOT a myth. I\'ve seen it.','FALSE','NA','2010-08-31 23:40:44','FALSE','NA','22631817347','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('813','Omelette at the Pfister = reverse anal-fisted scrapple.','FALSE','NA','2010-08-30 23:39:19','FALSE','NA','22538942549','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('814','our special today is freshly baked brownies, slightly nutty... slightly undercooked','FALSE','NA','2010-08-29 19:24:23','FALSE','NA','22433585118','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('815','I am dumbfounded by the amount of poop happening right now','FALSE','NA','2010-08-28 22:47:13','FALSE','NA','22362819228','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('816','Had BBQ for dinner, now I\'m having a pulled-anus sandwich with a side of (brown) collard greens','FALSE','NA','2010-08-27 08:20:56','FALSE','NA','22226402976','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('817','Awful gas leads me to believe something is dying in there. Should be a good one in the A.M.','FALSE','NA','2010-08-26 12:19:14','FALSE','NA','22152704825','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('818','Long black snake was harrrrd to push out about 3 hours ago. Now, i have the shits. Again.','FALSE','NA','2010-08-26 10:23:30','FALSE','NA','22145845515','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('819','Sushi-grade sea urchin just dropped in to the toilet','FALSE','NA','2010-08-25 21:39:39','FALSE','NA','22093570068','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('820','this Naked fruit drink really clogged me up this morning, last time I try to get a healthy start.','FALSE','NA','2010-08-23 22:09:50','FALSE','NA','21920948416','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('821','Shittles...taste the rainbow','FALSE','NA','2010-08-22 19:04:39','FALSE','NA','21825003747','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('822','After a hearty Italian dinner I sat down to lose some weight but ended up just enjoying a sit down pee. Wasn\'t ready for the rest apparently','FALSE','NA','2010-08-22 10:31:56','FALSE','NA','21799847618','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('823','Way more clean/classy than I thought after drinking a few too many Newport Storm octoberfest\'s last might','FALSE','NA','2010-08-21 21:48:29','FALSE','NA','21753780674','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('824','Rim-splitting chode of a shit.','FALSE','NA','2010-08-20 23:02:51','FALSE','NA','21675520786','NA','<a href=\"http://seesmic.com/seesmic_mobile/blackberry/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic for BlackBerry</a>','DailyShitReport'),('825','Bamboo shoots are shooting out my ass!','FALSE','NA','2010-08-19 19:47:19','FALSE','NA','21574246290','NA','<a href=\"http://mobile.twitter.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('826','This spicy Thai from last night now feels like I have a burning match up to my rim.','FALSE','NA','2010-08-19 19:07:55','FALSE','NA','21571788328','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('827','First solid state deposit in weeks! Must have been the full night of sleep I had. Get your rest kids, cause it lets you shit the \'right way\'','FALSE','NA','2010-08-19 01:32:14','FALSE','NA','21510924486','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('828','Just sealed my fate with an egg salad wrap. Looking forward to spending some QT on the porcelain.','FALSE','NA','2010-08-19 00:08:51','FALSE','NA','21505735491','NA','<a href=\"http://twitterrific.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitterrific</a>','DailyShitReport'),('829','Stinky pile.','FALSE','NA','2010-08-18 20:46:46','FALSE','NA','21491396781','NA','<a href=\"http://mobile.twitter.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('830','sputtering farts now means I will be shitting at work','FALSE','NA','2010-08-18 19:36:32','FALSE','NA','21486619779','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('831','anyone entering this bathroom is getting a mouthful of brown air from my toilet bowl','FALSE','NA','2010-08-18 03:05:26','FALSE','NA','21429414248','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('832','The juice is loose...','FALSE','NA','2010-08-17 19:09:23','FALSE','NA','21397985473','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('833','It\'s gonna be a three-shit morning.','FALSE','NA','2010-08-16 21:51:59','FALSE','NA','21320770201','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('834','Really disappointing.','FALSE','NA','2010-08-16 08:49:06','FALSE','NA','21277064241','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('835','dark chocolate hot cocoa','FALSE','NA','2010-08-15 23:08:03','FALSE','NA','21241589312','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('836','You are charged with falsely impersonating an All-American. The verdict? Shilty as charged.','FALSE','NA','2010-08-14 01:46:38','FALSE','NA','21087004940','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('837','Wow, a poop bomb went off in that toilet. I\'m very impressed with the soldier who let that one go and didn\'t clean it up.','FALSE','NA','2010-08-13 23:41:22','FALSE','NA','21078517804','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('838','Looks like I just dumped a KFC big bowl in the toilet','FALSE','NA','2010-08-11 19:31:07','FALSE','NA','20881668511','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('839','Smells like meat; squirts like loose shit.','FALSE','NA','2010-08-10 23:03:39','FALSE','NA','20805806723','NA','<a href=\"http://mobile.twitter.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('840','it\'s like a dueling piano bar, except the pianos are made of feces and the music is farts','FALSE','NA','2010-08-10 22:52:32','FALSE','NA','20804995943','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('841','Pushing on my abdomen to try and squeeze this last one out.','FALSE','NA','2010-08-10 19:24:18','FALSE','NA','20790361352','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('842','Suffering in Bally\'s. It all began this afternoon at Tropicana.','FALSE','NA','2010-08-09 11:38:35','FALSE','NA','20682022528','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('843','Looks like I just shit out a leech','FALSE','NA','2010-08-09 06:45:35','FALSE','NA','20663595324','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('844','Live from the Tropicana. It\'s a doozie!','FALSE','NA','2010-08-09 01:09:09','FALSE','NA','20645501664','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('845','3 pieces of cold pizza: Mashed Potato/Bacon, Meatball, Pepperoni/Basil/Onion + French Vanilla coffee = palpable fumes but clean shit.','FALSE','NA','2010-08-08 22:56:04','FALSE','NA','20637805180','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('846','Compacted wawa logs clinging as they squeeze out. Caesar\'s AC. Been in this stall before, too.','FALSE','NA','2010-08-08 11:03:49','FALSE','NA','20601677220','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('847','I stood over the bowl, only to find that my own feces were wishing me a happy birthday.','FALSE','NA','2010-08-08 02:37:27','FALSE','NA','20573868331','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('848','right leg fully asleep','FALSE','NA','2010-08-07 21:41:54','FALSE','NA','20555976859','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('849','Last night i was saying that i hadn\'t had the runs in a long time. That long time is over.','FALSE','NA','2010-08-07 20:22:55','FALSE','NA','20551034161','NA','<a href=\"http://mobile.twitter.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('850','spoke too soon. WTF','FALSE','NA','2010-08-07 11:40:10','FALSE','NA','20526724657','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('851','Unsuccessful the first time, now I\'m getting somewhere.','FALSE','NA','2010-08-07 11:36:15','FALSE','NA','20526502206','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('852','A shiltless All-American. Not the shittiest way to mark Hiroshima\'s 65th anniversary. Bombs away!','FALSE','NA','2010-08-06 23:04:07','FALSE','NA','20480041415','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('853','So much shilt','FALSE','NA','2010-08-06 10:25:26','FALSE','NA','20437308817','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('854','*song* Whistle while I work, whistle while I work... *song*\n\nBy \"song\" I mean \"shit\".','FALSE','NA','2010-08-05 22:54:39','FALSE','NA','20397656286','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('855','pile of brown marbles means it was too early for the bathroom.','FALSE','NA','2010-08-05 11:41:27','FALSE','NA','20362266384','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('856','Listening to \"Achilles\' Last Stand\" in hopes that it will solidify the hummus-like colloid leaking from my rectum.','FALSE','NA','2010-08-05 00:41:48','FALSE','NA','20321172242','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('857','I should have never sat down to shit - I am going to be late to work now','FALSE','NA','2010-08-04 19:34:49','FALSE','NA','20301004277','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('858','This smells like cheap beer and expensive bourbon.','FALSE','NA','2010-08-04 00:18:01','FALSE','NA','20236993803','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('859','This is the earliest shit I\'ve taken in years. Perhaps in all 27 of them.','FALSE','NA','2010-08-03 19:28:25','FALSE','NA','20217771535','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('860','The soft serve has turned into a frothy chocolate milkshake.','FALSE','NA','2010-08-03 00:54:57','FALSE','NA','20156682799','NA','<a href=\"http://twitterrific.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitterrific</a>','DailyShitReport'),('861','Just a standard poo i think','FALSE','NA','2010-08-02 22:39:06','FALSE','NA','20148094660','NA','<a href=\"http://mobile.twitter.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for Android</a>','DailyShitReport'),('862','OH GOD IT HURTS','FALSE','NA','2010-08-02 20:51:32','FALSE','NA','20140733114','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('863','Post bachelor party soft serve.','FALSE','NA','2010-08-02 20:17:25','FALSE','NA','20138505430','NA','<a href=\"http://twitterrific.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitterrific</a>','DailyShitReport'),('864','Shit once, felt great. About to walk out the door and felt rumbling. Trusted my instincts and went back in. Sure enough, diarrhea.','FALSE','NA','2010-08-01 20:35:22','FALSE','NA','20062421226','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('865','a soaking wet bushel of chicken nuggets is what this looks like','FALSE','NA','2010-08-01 12:20:42','FALSE','NA','20045700056','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('866','Hot farts before bed. Forshadowing? Yes.','FALSE','NA','2010-08-01 12:05:04','FALSE','NA','20044810665','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('867','How fitting/All this shitting/On my last day in the office','FALSE','NA','2010-07-31 01:12:32','FALSE','NA','19929154562','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('868','Never good to get the post-pee shivers mid-contraction.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-31 00:19:17','FALSE','NA','19925688733','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('869','Always seem to shit twice when sitting around the house. Once when i wake and one loose one at noon.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-30 23:07:51','FALSE','NA','19920678117','NA','<a href=\"http://dev.twitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">API</a>','DailyShitReport'),('870','Wrapped around itself at high speed. Looks like a large, clenched fist.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-30 21:59:23','FALSE','NA','19915542571','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('871','Think a Chipotle burrito goes right through you? Try a Chipotle salad. Horrible stank emergency plop. Anus ablaze with Tobasco residue.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-29 11:04:09','FALSE','NA','19797273170','NA','<a href=\"http://blackberry.com/twitter\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for BlackBerry?</a>','DailyShitReport'),('872','Shilt - noun - the fine stratum of fecal sediment that shakes loose from a freshly bowled shit.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-27 23:07:51','FALSE','NA','19667938641','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('873','Wet and slimy. Gurgle and plop. Are you trying to tell me something, high-protein diet?','FALSE','NA','2010-07-27 20:44:36','FALSE','NA','19657600335','NA','<a href=\"http://blackberry.com/twitter\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for BlackBerry?</a>','DailyShitReport'),('874','The longer I sit, the more I shit. When does it end? How does one know when to wipe? Such uncertain times these are.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-27 19:11:57','FALSE','NA','19651638515','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('875','Been waiting all night for that. Ahh.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-26 19:54:23','FALSE','NA','19571118246','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('876','This stinks.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-26 19:53:19','FALSE','NA','19571053195','NA','<a href=\"http://blackberry.com/twitter\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for BlackBerry?</a>','DailyShitReport'),('877','First solid morning shit in a long time. God be praised.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-26 19:26:05','FALSE','NA','19569441782','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('878','Had to shit but forgot and got in shower. Had to get out and poo soaking wet. Back in shower with no wipe. Bar of soap turned brown.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-26 18:11:12','FALSE','NA','19565476091','NA','<a href=\"http://blackberry.com/twitter\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for BlackBerry?</a>','DailyShitReport'),('879','Could be better. Smells chemmy.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-26 03:10:52','FALSE','NA','19518539180','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('880','Jerk-spiced deposit #3 for today','FALSE','NA','2010-07-24 06:58:14','FALSE','NA','19378421657','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('881','Emergency run to can. Spray gushes as I spread cheeks before my ass even touches the seat.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-23 23:43:28','FALSE','NA','19353121268','NA','<a href=\"http://blackberry.com/twitter\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for BlackBerry?</a>','DailyShitReport'),('882','Who knew that chips and guac could blast a colon like that? Haven\'t even had coffee yet!','FALSE','NA','2010-07-22 20:53:14','FALSE','NA','19256124172','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('883','Looks like rotten sweet potato mash','FALSE','NA','2010-07-21 19:31:48','FALSE','NA','19072683990','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('884','Hey, what\'s for breakfast? How about a big bowl of double-flusher shit?','FALSE','NA','2010-07-21 18:18:44','FALSE','NA','19068818889','NA','<a href=\"http://blackberry.com/twitter\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for BlackBerry?</a>','DailyShitReport'),('885','second shit today felt like wet polenta.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-21 04:34:00','FALSE','NA','19023996829','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('886','Anticipated pleasant shit ruined by pissing all over my gym shorts, compounded by a nine-pass wipe job.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-20 11:24:34','FALSE','NA','18967795715','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('887','Camping trip unload, part deux.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-19 23:09:23','FALSE','NA','18926822628','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('888','Good morning, bowl of mush. You smell like eggs. You smell like dust.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-19 18:15:41','FALSE','NA','18908281054','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('889','large amount of Bambi-style scat','FALSE','NA','2010-07-19 07:32:16','FALSE','NA','18875170704','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('890','Dashed into the bathroom in a panicked diarrhea attack. Sat down and had to adjust so fast that I sprayed piss on my leg. Orange nightmare.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-17 02:18:23','FALSE','NA','18709748211','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('891','Again amazed by the extent to which low-fiber meals are pushing out all the stored beans and rice. Thanks, veal parm.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-15 00:49:44','FALSE','NA','18537097346','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('892','Why it takes a massive link of Italian sausage to push out two days\' high-fiber bean-and-rice dishes... I\'ll never know.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-14 21:08:42','FALSE','NA','18521836462','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('893','round 4: consistency of sunny-d. this isn\'t even funny any more. how is all of this in me?','FALSE','NA','2010-07-14 10:13:21','FALSE','NA','18488872265','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('894','round 3: something is wrong in my stomach. that\'s for damn sure. these demons need to come out','FALSE','NA','2010-07-14 09:20:55','FALSE','NA','18485349431','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('895','take 2: brown slug followed by stuttering farts','FALSE','NA','2010-07-14 09:11:12','FALSE','NA','18484705027','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('896','If you sit long enough, a movement is bound to happen.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-14 06:27:21','FALSE','NA','18474384869','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('897','Need to stop with the beans and rice.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-14 00:41:22','FALSE','NA','18454236875','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('898','Good morning, Chipotle. My, you sure do have a way with feces.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-13 20:13:02','FALSE','NA','18435685258','NA','<a href=\"http://blackberry.com/twitter\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for BlackBerry?</a>','DailyShitReport'),('899','Tremendous AM log. Back end rising above the water line as if it is wishing me a good morning.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-13 20:00:59','FALSE','NA','18434897998','NA','<a href=\"http://twitterrific.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitterrific</a>','DailyShitReport'),('900','This has been a day in the making, and there\'s more to come.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-13 19:57:13','FALSE','NA','18434657219','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('901','I feel like I have a Kevlar balloon inside my stomach filled with gas but am having the hardest time releasing it into the atmosphere.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-13 09:05:52','FALSE','NA','18401129527','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('902','Likewise. Disappointing shit-free day.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-13 05:19:49','FALSE','NA','18386364328','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('903','after a full day of no shits I was hoping today\'s would be epic. I am disappointed.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-13 00:34:31','FALSE','NA','18370293614','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('904','If u smell a bad stink, it\'s only me shitting.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-12 21:37:05','FALSE','NA','18358636068','NA','<a href=\"http://blackberry.com/twitter\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for BlackBerry?</a>','DailyShitReport'),('905','My bowels couldn\'t wait for me to get out of that meeting - laid down TP to mitigate prospective diarrhea splash, and it worked.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-12 21:27:48','FALSE','NA','18357999676','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('906','Pissing ass. Doesn\'t make sense.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-11 05:23:04','FALSE','NA','18226780759','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('907','Lots of poo indeed. Double flusher.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-10 23:44:50','FALSE','NA','18208217097','NA','<a href=\"http://blackberry.com/twitter\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for BlackBerry?</a>','DailyShitReport'),('908','The rumble of my bowels echoes in the shitter. Seemed like more air than anything. But when I looked down, lots of poo.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-10 23:42:25','FALSE','NA','18208068752','NA','<a href=\"http://blackberry.com/twitter\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for BlackBerry?</a>','DailyShitReport'),('909','second time today and it\'s only 10:30. smells like rotting food in a swamp','FALSE','NA','2010-07-09 21:33:12','FALSE','NA','18122464257','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('910','now we\'re talking. this is the right way to start your day.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-09 19:24:49','FALSE','NA','18113752392','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('911','Damn. Sticky on the back end of the log. Gonna need baby wipes, but none here in the office stall.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-09 02:58:31','FALSE','NA','18059234437','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('912','how is this so red? I\'ve only had salad','FALSE','NA','2010-07-08 09:47:04','FALSE','NA','18001965093','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('913','one down, a couple more trips to the bathroom are in my near future.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-05 20:50:56','FALSE','NA','17791464408','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('914','Lousy little shits. What gives?','FALSE','NA','2010-07-03 08:54:26','FALSE','NA','17616075853','NA','<a href=\"http://blackberry.com/twitter\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for BlackBerry?</a>','DailyShitReport'),('915','July 4th fireworks are early. Complete with sulfuric smell in the breeze.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-02 20:24:08','FALSE','NA','17571338032','NA','<a href=\"http://blackberry.com/twitter\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for BlackBerry?</a>','DailyShitReport'),('916','Unlike my predecessor, I did fall asleep on the can.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-02 07:18:35','FALSE','NA','17531027611','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('917','first office dump. energy drinks + pulled pork sandwich = tingles all the senses.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-02 03:06:04','FALSE','NA','17517471460','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('918','almost fell asleep shitting here... I mean sitting here. some post-poop farts tops this sesh off','FALSE','NA','2010-07-01 09:31:24','FALSE','NA','17460469076','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('919','Some vigorous late-pee farting jostled out a clump and nearly stained my underpants. I remain cloudy with a chance of meatballs.','FALSE','NA','2010-07-01 04:30:29','FALSE','NA','17442862326','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('920','Solid pasta dump. Must be the home-grown tomatoes and nice romaine salad.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-30 21:42:46','FALSE','NA','17418857558','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('921','Just crushed this Five Guys burger...it will soon be crushing my colon.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-30 06:35:22','FALSE','NA','17370890774','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('922','Just finished wiping and felt another rumble. Here we go again...all that work for nothing.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-29 23:28:10','FALSE','NA','17345344761','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('923','Loose movement turns the bowl into poop soup.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-29 20:07:20','FALSE','NA','17330769550','NA','<a href=\"http://blackberry.com/twitter\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for BlackBerry?</a>','DailyShitReport'),('924','German beer blobs.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-29 19:43:08','FALSE','NA','17329268376','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('925','Sulfuric light brown with corn. Wtf I didn\'t eat any corn...','FALSE','NA','2010-06-28 20:25:02','FALSE','NA','17250910630','NA','<a href=\"http://blackberry.com/twitter\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for BlackBerry?</a>','DailyShitReport'),('926','Dandy\'s made my lo mein super spicy and my asshole knows it.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-27 01:45:58','FALSE','NA','17110597084','NA','<a href=\"http://blackberry.com/twitter\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for BlackBerry?</a>','DailyShitReport'),('927','Fucking jumbo slice. Always takes four thin, pathetic, stinky little craps to evacuate.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-27 01:41:52','FALSE','NA','17110376958','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('928','*the best part of waking up, is Foldgers in your cup*\n\nBy \"cup\" I mean toilet, and by \"Foldgers\" I mean fecal matter.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-26 20:10:48','FALSE','NA','17090035723','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('929','it looks like I\'m pregnant, I know there is a lot of matter in there... why won\'t it come out','FALSE','NA','2010-06-26 11:56:02','FALSE','NA','17069609830','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('930','This is what I get for my week-long diet of reconstituted meat and cheap beer.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-26 06:07:50','FALSE','NA','17050053570','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('931','That felt fantastic - I feel great','FALSE','NA','2010-06-25 03:09:55','FALSE','NA','16957488980','NA','<a href=\"http://twitter.com/download/iphone\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('932','Burrito based fireworks.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-25 02:25:26','FALSE','NA','16954424134','NA','<a href=\"http://twitterrific.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitterrific</a>','DailyShitReport'),('933','I can feel the wet clinging to my ass hair. Must proceed with caution.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-24 22:53:44','FALSE','NA','16939466010','NA','<a href=\"http://blackberry.com/twitter\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for BlackBerry?</a>','DailyShitReport'),('934','So bulky it forced precum out of my dick. I\'m gonna be more than ready for lunch.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-24 22:06:37','FALSE','NA','16935696968','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('935','Half smoke, burger, sausage, chicken sandwich. Makes for a sweet-smelling round of buckshot out the ass.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-23 21:16:16','FALSE','NA','16852851572','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('936','Chipotle and Lamb Karahi scorch my delicate pink anus. Ouch.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-22 21:38:49','FALSE','NA','16776036452','NA','<a href=\"http://blackberry.com/twitter\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for BlackBerry?</a>','DailyShitReport'),('937','Was on phone with a client and went into a full on panic attack as my bowels unexpectedly surged. NOW, they said.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-21 20:58:45','FALSE','NA','16695775663','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('938','this is the BM that doesn\'t end... it just keeps going on and on my friend','FALSE','NA','2010-06-21 19:41:05','FALSE','NA','16690343485','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('939','there is just so much... this needs to stop, I\'m late!!','FALSE','NA','2010-06-21 19:37:37','FALSE','NA','16690143575','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('940','Best in days. Wanna reach in, grab some, and rub it on like sunscreen.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-20 04:51:08','FALSE','NA','16573266613','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('941','it looks like I had salad last night... but I didn\'t','FALSE','NA','2010-06-18 21:58:57','FALSE','NA','16476141586','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('942','Shitting is not a city in China, but the contents of this toilet suggest otherwise.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-18 20:04:28','FALSE','NA','16468445492','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('943','couldn\'t avoid the splatter, shower will be needed','FALSE','NA','2010-06-18 01:14:31','FALSE','NA','16407341243','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('944',' @MisterSling: What is your favorite place to watch World Cup soccer using your Slingbox? on the toilet!!','FALSE','NA','2010-06-17 07:49:45','FALSE','NA','16349089316','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('945','that sushi swam right through me. on the toilet right when I got home. no delaying the inevitable','FALSE','NA','2010-06-17 07:49:07','FALSE','NA','16349048683','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('946','Not so healthy an aroma; marginally better on volume. Someone needs a glass of water-soluble fiber.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-16 07:54:06','FALSE','NA','16267849241','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('947','Healthy aroma; weak on volume.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-16 02:15:21','FALSE','NA','16247491310','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('948','Surprisingly hard logs for three mexican meals in a row','FALSE','NA','2010-06-16 01:29:17','FALSE','NA','16244705092','NA','<a href=\"http://blackberry.com/twitter\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for BlackBerry?</a>','DailyShitReport'),('949','Awful late night post-flight squirts. Bowels are still on Scandinavian time, as this would be my morning shit.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-15 12:47:39','FALSE','NA','16199902356','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('950','Second enormous shit today. Something must\'ve slowed me down this weekend because I can tell it\'s not the end.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-15 03:49:48','FALSE','NA','16175285218','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('951','swift drop off, minimal cleaning needed. fantastic','FALSE','NA','2010-06-14 09:32:22','FALSE','NA','16115938817','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('952','Back after a weekend of #assateague latrine blasting. Nuttin\' like a half lb. of linguini to get the pipes flowin\' again.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-14 07:10:18','FALSE','NA','16107088864','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('953','yellow card for delay of game. have some blockage','FALSE','NA','2010-06-12 19:33:26','FALSE','NA','15998943608','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('954','giant morning deposit instigated by excessive beer drinking the evening before and coffee the morning of.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-12 19:32:55','FALSE','NA','15998919539','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('955','Cinnamon bun gas now - deposit pending for this evening.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-12 18:26:48','FALSE','NA','15995931684','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('956','GOALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!','FALSE','NA','2010-06-12 12:54:21','FALSE','NA','15983480601','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('957','Flatulence smells like burning compost this AM. Looking forward to an active day.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-11 19:21:35','FALSE','NA','15923870610','NA','<a href=\"http://twitterrific.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitterrific</a>','DailyShitReport'),('958','Norweigan payload...awesome.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-11 14:15:25','FALSE','NA','15911633668','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('959','oh know wonder... that was just the appetizer.. main course is still digesting.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-11 08:42:20','FALSE','NA','15894151380','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('960','thought this would be a splattery mess but it\'s actually quite clean and classy','FALSE','NA','2010-06-11 08:37:34','FALSE','NA','15893859794','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('961','Resembles canned wet cat food','FALSE','NA','2010-06-09 21:45:38','FALSE','NA','15785475233','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('962','It\'s a stinker!','FALSE','NA','2010-06-09 21:00:31','FALSE','NA','15783569470','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('963','Hot orange-brown train leaves the station at high velocity','FALSE','NA','2010-06-08 20:52:19','FALSE','NA','15707582237','NA','<a href=\"http://blackberry.com/twitter\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for BlackBerry?</a>','DailyShitReport'),('964','much better.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-08 12:33:03','FALSE','NA','15685656151','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('965','going to bust a blood vessel in my eye if I continue this... i need to just call it quits and come back in an hour','FALSE','NA','2010-06-08 10:56:51','FALSE','NA','15680769058','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('966','Holding this one off till morning. Good night, Copenhagen.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-08 06:12:47','FALSE','NA','15662805818','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('967','bombing the porcelain battle ship. I love the smell of napalm in the morning','FALSE','NA','2010-06-07 22:16:52','FALSE','NA','15635997256','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('968','Favorite stall had already been spray painted early this morning. Soldiering on with a log that smells like it is wrapped in a used gym sock','FALSE','NA','2010-06-07 21:44:36','FALSE','NA','15633854959','NA','<a href=\"http://twitterrific.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitterrific</a>','DailyShitReport'),('969','On pace for a Monday of shitting. Must\'ve been a good weekend.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-07 20:56:01','FALSE','NA','15630715182','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('970','This needs to happen /before/ I\'ve showered.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-07 19:44:57','FALSE','NA','15626531501','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('971','I knew the brew wasn\'t ready... should have waited.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-07 12:53:25','FALSE','NA','15609961500','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('972','Huge salami sandwich has ruined the pipe.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-07 05:08:30','FALSE','NA','15583379986','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('973','Stinky pile of half-smokes and High Life. Gratifying.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-06 22:10:13','FALSE','NA','15561322150','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('974','Thick, hard, and unitary. That\'s the stuff I like!','FALSE','NA','2010-06-05 23:05:15','FALSE','NA','15496064388','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('975','Two in two hours in the hotel toilet. Not bad, Stockholm.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-05 15:24:12','FALSE','NA','15475452222','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('976','Have fun in syracuse, @zanelamprey. Too bad you couldn\'t be out with the one and only DSR.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-05 11:28:18','FALSE','NA','15465773688','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('977','Green smoke spills from my ass and fills the judge\'s chambers. The Court\'s indulgence, please.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-04 21:25:42','FALSE','NA','15419021485','NA','<a href=\"http://blackberry.com/twitter\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for BlackBerry?</a>','DailyShitReport'),('978','a second more powerful wave of stench dominated my nose once I stood up. it didn\'t smell like my own','FALSE','NA','2010-06-04 20:23:28','FALSE','NA','15415163107','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('979','the kraken has been released','FALSE','NA','2010-06-04 20:16:33','FALSE','NA','15414741839','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('980','Bean taco diet makes pungent mush.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-04 19:33:32','FALSE','NA','15412288464','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('981','And on and on and on and on and on...','FALSE','NA','2010-06-04 18:13:19','FALSE','NA','15408323169','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('982','it is the color and consistency of over-cooked collard greens and squid ink that have been blended slightly in a food processor','FALSE','NA','2010-06-03 20:52:02','FALSE','NA','15326325767','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('983','I\'ll need a shower after this one','FALSE','NA','2010-06-03 08:12:15','FALSE','NA','15290471079','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('984','taking a normal stand up piss, farted... had to sit down to finish what turned out to be a very wet fart.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-03 08:07:20','FALSE','NA','15290169238','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('985','Dropped some Swedish meatballs off at the hotel restaurant bowl.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-03 05:54:13','FALSE','NA','15282502043','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('986','premature attempt, will be back later','FALSE','NA','2010-06-02 10:11:11','FALSE','NA','15224263181','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('987','it\'s like a sauna in here.. except instead of a pile of rocks, I\'m dealing with a big pile of shit. sweating just as much though','FALSE','NA','2010-06-01 21:44:54','FALSE','NA','15182417452','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('988','Addendum: many thanks to Norweigan coffee after two stagnant days.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-01 14:02:09','FALSE','NA','15161720334','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('989','Pressure changes from flying international wreak havoc on the bowels. Movement now after being gridlocked for two days.','FALSE','NA','2010-06-01 13:51:06','FALSE','NA','15161333498','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('990','All shitting problems resolved. Beer on the can in Caesar\'s Atlantic City. Harrah\'s Corp runs a tight ship.','FALSE','NA','2010-05-31 09:38:27','FALSE','NA','15080129827','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('991','Such trouble shitting.','FALSE','NA','2010-05-31 06:31:20','FALSE','NA','15071020964','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('992','Poisoned by atlantic city. So much shit, so little bowel movement.','FALSE','NA','2010-05-31 05:02:35','FALSE','NA','15066854594','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('993','i hear angel trumpets and devil trombones','FALSE','NA','2010-05-30 05:14:49','FALSE','NA','15001724040','NA','<a href=\"http://m.twitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">mobile web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('994','smells like jersey','FALSE','NA','2010-05-29 19:34:18','FALSE','NA','14971958445','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('995','cambells extra chunky brown soup. not diahrea but close...','FALSE','NA','2010-05-28 10:06:47','FALSE','NA','14878864035','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('996','After using my desk chair as a fart sponge for the last 6 hours, I finally have something solid to show for it.','FALSE','NA','2010-05-28 01:31:35','FALSE','NA','14851917810','NA','<a href=\"http://twitterrific.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitterrific</a>','DailyShitReport'),('997','Bombed one in the tiny breakroom when a stranger walked in - this civilian was caught in the crossfire of bowel war.','FALSE','NA','2010-05-27 22:14:22','FALSE','NA','14840673784','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('998','square fecal matter pushing out a round hole.. it just doesn\'t work','FALSE','NA','2010-05-27 08:41:15','FALSE','NA','14803065038','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('999','Any tips to ensure ghost shits? Post them here.','FALSE','NA','2010-05-27 01:55:58','FALSE','NA','14781845934','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1000','Two messy deposits so far today. Feels like I\'ve been wiping with a belt sander.','FALSE','NA','2010-05-26 23:59:37','FALSE','NA','14775772549','NA','<a href=\"http://twitterrific.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitterrific</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1001','couldnt stop pouring hot sauce on my sandwich; now my asshole is on fire acid burned','FALSE','NA','2010-05-26 18:03:47','FALSE','NA','14755847212','NA','<a href=\"http://m.twitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">mobile web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1002','quick night cap. very standard solo-plop','FALSE','NA','2010-05-26 10:57:32','FALSE','NA','14739869965','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1003','Like my friend, gas pops all day. Seemingly inexplicable.','FALSE','NA','2010-05-26 09:41:55','FALSE','NA','14735491572','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1004','Felt rumblings so I sat down. Turned out to just be gas and some popping.','FALSE','NA','2010-05-25 06:12:57','FALSE','NA','14653664917','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1005','third time\'s the charm. different consistency every time','FALSE','NA','2010-05-24 23:00:12','FALSE','NA','14631898902','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1006','round 2!!','FALSE','NA','2010-05-24 20:57:59','FALSE','NA','14624653398','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1007','swap mud','FALSE','NA','2010-05-24 20:46:41','FALSE','NA','14624009414','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1008','ouch','FALSE','NA','2010-05-24 20:45:45','FALSE','NA','14623957188','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1009','stomach on fire.. I\'ll see you later DSR','FALSE','NA','2010-05-24 07:01:15','FALSE','NA','14587284971','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1010','Dropped a solid piece of chorizo','FALSE','NA','2010-05-24 05:12:03','FALSE','NA','14581841666','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1011','cup of coffee always helps expedite the morning deposit','FALSE','NA','2010-05-23 21:44:14','FALSE','NA','14560275116','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1012','Was it the chem or the cole slaw?','FALSE','NA','2010-05-23 10:11:53','FALSE','NA','14532692139','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1013','summer dumps always smell so bad','FALSE','NA','2010-05-22 00:35:01','FALSE','NA','14442506525','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1014','such soft stool shouldn\'t be so tough to deposit','FALSE','NA','2010-05-20 23:51:05','FALSE','NA','14373122616','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1015','Moved up a floor today. Can\'t wait to test out the new digs.','FALSE','NA','2010-05-20 05:56:56','FALSE','NA','14321808023','NA','<a href=\"http://www.echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1016','There\'s piss all over the floor and seat. What kind of pigs do I work with?','FALSE','NA','2010-05-20 00:42:17','FALSE','NA','14307174257','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1017','Stinging meat shits. Bleeding asshole.','FALSE','NA','2010-05-18 02:12:25','FALSE','NA','14178315980','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1018','that last 3% of matter is the worst','FALSE','NA','2010-05-18 01:05:00','FALSE','NA','14175368114','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1019','something made the water a dark orange','FALSE','NA','2010-05-16 21:29:50','FALSE','NA','14101106794','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1020','It took 3 unique rounds to clear my system of that chimichanga platter. Each one hotter than the last. Got to love a burrito sized laxative.','FALSE','NA','2010-05-16 19:52:37','FALSE','NA','14096519749','NA','<a href=\"http://twitterrific.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitterrific</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1021','Three or four fossilized pieces just split my asshole wide open.','FALSE','NA','2010-05-16 19:40:10','FALSE','NA','14096004942','NA','<a href=\"http://www.echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1022','Shitting. Nothing special.','FALSE','NA','2010-05-15 22:28:57','FALSE','NA','14043137588','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1023','Back in the Ethiopian saddle again. My rim is gonna be raw by the end of this harrowing day.','FALSE','NA','2010-05-15 01:55:00','FALSE','NA','13991680208','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1024','Strange - this doesn\'t smell like mine.','FALSE','NA','2010-05-14 22:50:40','FALSE','NA','13983117369','NA','<a href=\"http://www.echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1025','Waited it out so it wouldn\'t be a sloppy mess - glad I did. Nice solid with little cleanup needed.','FALSE','NA','2010-05-14 22:49:16','FALSE','NA','13983052389','NA','<a href=\"http://www.echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1026','Slop. I could feel the partially-digested chunks propelled thru my anus by the deluge of slop.','FALSE','NA','2010-05-14 20:56:55','FALSE','NA','13977714566','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1027','More violence in my colon than in an Ethiopian swing district this summer. Was it the raw beef or the garlic-laced pile of chick pea mush?','FALSE','NA','2010-05-14 19:33:15','FALSE','NA','13973837183','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1028','Curs\'ed Ethiopian food.','FALSE','NA','2010-05-14 18:57:27','FALSE','NA','13972243626','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1029','Having a great time, but wish the logs were higher gauge.','FALSE','NA','2010-05-14 06:02:36','FALSE','NA','13939888031','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1030','Late day session. No one around - just how I like it.','FALSE','NA','2010-05-13 04:44:46','FALSE','NA','13873654751','NA','<a href=\"http://www.echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1031','Aroma of Gold Bond powder fills the restroom air. Someone\'s been getting ready for the hot weather.','FALSE','NA','2010-05-12 21:47:33','FALSE','NA','13854901984','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1032','my BM\'s have been inconsistent here in LA... to say the least','FALSE','NA','2010-05-12 10:53:37','FALSE','NA','13829851588','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1033','McDonald\'s and Burger King in the same car trip. The fun begins.','FALSE','NA','2010-05-11 05:28:05','FALSE','NA','13751432466','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1034','Chicken parm becomes chicken plop.','FALSE','NA','2010-05-09 20:45:00','FALSE','NA','13668104882','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1035','Toilets so much bigger back home. Must have been huge to my childhood ass.','FALSE','NA','2010-05-08 20:52:16','FALSE','NA','13609140360','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1036','My log of shit is fucking this toilet like a bitch.','FALSE','NA','2010-05-06 20:57:03','FALSE','NA','13488734198','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1037','My bowels are in shambles ATM','FALSE','NA','2010-04-30 19:27:01','FALSE','NA','13126242611','NA','<a href=\"http://www.echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1038','My balls were actually steeped in the cold, uriny water the whole time I sat here. Didn\'t realize till I stood up and noticed they were wet.','FALSE','NA','2010-04-30 10:18:37','FALSE','NA','13107497924','NA','<a href=\"http://www.tweetdeck.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">TweetDeck</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1039','Awkward shitting next to my intern.','FALSE','NA','2010-04-30 01:39:36','FALSE','NA','13083320740','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1040','Pasta fazool pellets','FALSE','NA','2010-04-27 20:44:00','FALSE','NA','12945782016','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1041','Ma po poopoo','FALSE','NA','2010-04-27 01:01:01','FALSE','NA','12896371315','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1042','I go into the stall and there is a brand new full roll of toilet paper just sitting in the toilet hole, submerged. LOL','FALSE','NA','2010-04-26 23:21:41','FALSE','NA','12891719715','NA','<a href=\"http://www.echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1043','Chicken parm: the saga continues.','FALSE','NA','2010-04-23 23:53:19','FALSE','NA','12712893100','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1044','Fucking blocked at happy hour. Sucks.','FALSE','NA','2010-04-23 08:17:57','FALSE','NA','12673536234','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1045','It\'s bomb-dropping time.','FALSE','NA','2010-04-23 00:49:45','FALSE','NA','12652197082','NA','<a href=\"http://www.tweetdeck.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">TweetDeck</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1046','C\'mon, salad.','FALSE','NA','2010-04-22 02:12:30','FALSE','NA','12592943249','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1047','Guy in next stall is audibly struggling.','FALSE','NA','2010-04-21 20:32:59','FALSE','NA','12576396040','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1048','Salvadoran cuisine going MS-13 on my asshole.','FALSE','NA','2010-04-21 20:32:15','FALSE','NA','12576358134','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1049','Unusually late cup of joe made me pinch out a stinky brown poopy','FALSE','NA','2010-04-21 05:07:30','FALSE','NA','12540097931','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1050','All bark, no bite. That big salad owes me better.','FALSE','NA','2010-04-20 22:08:43','FALSE','NA','12521174761','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1051','My life has been rough the last few days, that\'s for sure. Mishaps at Wonderland.','FALSE','NA','2010-04-20 00:50:37','FALSE','NA','12467817817','NA','<a href=\"http://www.tweetdeck.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">TweetDeck</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1052','Must have been all the sprouts in that pho.','FALSE','NA','2010-04-19 21:26:58','FALSE','NA','12458365604','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1053','Not half bad, considering all the meat. There\'s more hiding, too.','FALSE','NA','2010-04-16 22:25:02','FALSE','NA','12288694260','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1054','Big blob of chinese food.','FALSE','NA','2010-04-14 21:17:09','FALSE','NA','12165415317','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1055','I believe I just shat out a rotting uterus.','FALSE','NA','2010-04-14 21:05:56','FALSE','NA','12164860285','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1056','endless soft serve ice cream machine','FALSE','NA','2010-04-10 21:03:54','FALSE','NA','11938103169','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1057','Chem poop','FALSE','NA','2010-04-10 10:51:45','FALSE','NA','11919057158','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1058','Back in the saddle again. Loud noises emanate.','FALSE','NA','2010-04-10 01:08:17','FALSE','NA','11893673716','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1059','Three virgin bowls at 10:30 on a Friday morning? Hell must be freezing over.','FALSE','NA','2010-04-09 21:30:17','FALSE','NA','11883361309','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1060','Finally a decently sized dump. Stinky and mushy, but, boy, will I be hungry for lunch!','FALSE','NA','2010-04-08 22:27:13','FALSE','NA','11828864911','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1061','Log-a-licious!','FALSE','NA','2010-04-05 01:01:09','FALSE','NA','11598845130','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1062','Huge log fell right in the hole so it didn\'t have to snap in half during the flush.','FALSE','NA','2010-04-02 06:19:22','FALSE','NA','11449804043','NA','<a href=\"http://www.tweetdeck.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">TweetDeck</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1063','it smells like horseradish','FALSE','NA','2010-04-02 00:01:00','FALSE','NA','11434458992','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1064','Sphincter pain','FALSE','NA','2010-03-31 23:38:55','FALSE','NA','11375349462','NA','<a href=\"http://www.echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1065','PPHPHPHHPHPHTHTHTHTPTHTPHPTPHTTHTPTPTHTH','FALSE','NA','2010-03-30 20:51:07','FALSE','NA','11308716030','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1066','Ouch.','FALSE','NA','2010-03-30 20:28:26','FALSE','NA','11307720284','NA','<a href=\"http://www.echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1067','Medium sized rock solid hit the water with a splash...someone get me a towel.','FALSE','NA','2010-03-29 02:12:02','FALSE','NA','11208158817','NA','<a href=\"http://www.echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1068','Live from the can at Pussy Cat Dolls blackjack, Caesar\'s, Las Vegas. Thanks, 18 dollar chow mein.','FALSE','NA','2010-03-29 02:00:22','FALSE','NA','11207697172','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1069','good morning, hot vegital streamers. how r u?','FALSE','NA','2010-03-26 19:59:07','FALSE','NA','11087797287','NA','<a href=\"http://m.twitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">mobile web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1070','@DailyShitReport where are you staying in Vegas? I just got back, was at the Aria','FALSE','Da','2010-03-26 11:55:40','FALSE','11','11073907879','41','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1071','Best one yet in #vegas. Thanks, five dollar coffee.','FALSE','NA','2010-03-26 08:08:53','FALSE','NA','11063895965','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1072','Finally checked into a room and shitting.','FALSE','NA','2010-03-26 06:11:01','FALSE','NA','11058511134','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1073','Morning diarrhea is making me late for work','FALSE','NA','2010-03-25 19:01:54','FALSE','NA','11030469329','NA','<a href=\"http://www.echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1074','Tweeting my shits from Vegas this weekend. Hot mornings will abound.','FALSE','NA','2010-03-25 07:44:22','FALSE','NA','11007908082','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1075','airport dump. all set for lift off','FALSE','NA','2010-03-22 00:26:23','FALSE','NA','10829792616','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1076','Not good.','FALSE','NA','2010-03-21 05:54:39','FALSE','NA','10793563091','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1077','My ass is paying for Hitlers sins','FALSE','NA','2010-03-19 20:49:53','FALSE','NA','10723038862','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1078','four BMs in the past 36 hours on the high fiberness','FALSE','NA','2010-03-19 00:14:22','FALSE','NA','10680577509','NA','<a href=\"http://m.twitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">mobile web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1079','It\'s a slow process, like making a stew. Shit stew, that is.','FALSE','NA','2010-03-18 01:14:13','FALSE','NA','10632481225','NA','<a href=\"http://www.echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1080','back on schedule with a big morning poopy. feels good :)','FALSE','NA','2010-03-17 19:43:16','FALSE','NA','10619520394','NA','<a href=\"http://m.twitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">mobile web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1081','strangley subtle burning sensation.. was expecting worse','FALSE','NA','2010-03-16 22:47:08','FALSE','NA','10575312439','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1082','Generally unsatisfying. I blame the janitor for rapping on my stall door.','FALSE','NA','2010-03-16 02:00:49','FALSE','NA','10530407566','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1083','odd hour for such a big shit. mondays = irregularity','FALSE','NA','2010-03-16 00:28:40','FALSE','NA','10526941607','NA','<a href=\"http://m.twitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">mobile web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1084','feels like cookie-dough','FALSE','NA','2010-03-15 22:09:33','FALSE','NA','10521334506','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1085','I would rather cut open a D cell battery and smear the acid in my eye sockets than deal with gin/philly burger shits again','FALSE','NA','2010-03-14 23:13:42','FALSE','NA','10474514568','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1086','Want to hit the #smithsonian but can\'t move \'til I know there\'s no more painful shit to push out.','FALSE','NA','2010-03-14 01:51:14','FALSE','NA','10431529654','NA','<a href=\"http://mobile.twitter.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">mobile web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1087','I wish rolaids made toilet paper.. going to need that tomorrow morn.','FALSE','NA','2010-03-13 12:44:32','FALSE','NA','10407783294','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1088','To the tune of Beethoven\'s 5th symphony, 1st movement: \"dropping a dos; dropping a dos...\"','FALSE','NA','2010-03-13 03:09:50','FALSE','NA','10385612634','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1089','Ahh, pasta. Always a healthy dump thereafter.','FALSE','NA','2010-03-12 23:24:28','FALSE','NA','10376352717','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1090','Distributed as a power law: one large log, several small balls, lots and lots of near-liquid flakes.','FALSE','NA','2010-03-12 03:26:18','FALSE','NA','10336071622','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1091','Ingredients: Meatballs, asparagus, corn and mashed potatoes. Blend and incubate for 12 hours. Results should be chunky with a gel-like coat.','FALSE','NA','2010-03-11 22:36:14','FALSE','NA','10324501337','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1092','The morning bagel routine is resulting in regular, healthy bowl movements.','FALSE','NA','2010-03-11 00:39:04','FALSE','NA','10278729973','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1093','Wash your hands, people. Shitting is serious business.','FALSE','NA','2010-03-10 23:51:23','FALSE','NA','10276743160','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1094','2nd acidy diarrhea load in 3 hours. Wiping is going to be painful.','FALSE','NA','2010-03-10 23:45:48','FALSE','NA','10276514197','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1095','melting out of my asshole like salsa dripping from the back of a taco','FALSE','NA','2010-03-10 23:40:46','FALSE','NA','10276303373','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1096','Thought a small dinner last night would correspond to a small payload today. Was dead wrong.','FALSE','NA','2010-03-10 02:43:21','FALSE','NA','10232649752','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1097','literally making playdough speghetti','FALSE','NA','2010-03-10 00:39:35','FALSE','NA','10227888399','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1098','as it tries to leave, external forces prevail, you get back in there','FALSE','NA','2010-03-09 23:34:28','FALSE','NA','10225278982','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1099','What a difference a breakfast makes. Best coil in days.','FALSE','NA','2010-03-09 22:44:25','FALSE','NA','10223265374','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1100','Two shotgun blasts to the bowl: one for each venti coffee this morning.','FALSE','NA','2010-03-09 08:24:24','FALSE','NA','10195629169','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1101','All three states of matter covered with this one, kids.','FALSE','NA','2010-03-07 10:35:24','FALSE','NA','10101231784','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1102','Ritalin shitalin.','FALSE','NA','2010-03-07 10:19:35','FALSE','NA','10100625708','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1103','Sliding down the side of left cheek.','FALSE','NA','2010-03-07 04:08:17','FALSE','NA','10087743114','NA','<a href=\"http://www.seesmic.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Seesmic</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1104','Rim is on fire and it\'s spraying with no end in sight. The burn will be unbearable when having to wipe.','FALSE','NA','2010-03-06 21:59:16','FALSE','NA','10074175050','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1105','what started out as a 5-minute dump sesh turned in to a 35-minute dump+scrabble+bejeweled sesh.','FALSE','NA','2010-03-06 01:08:43','FALSE','NA','10032907011','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1106','smooth as barry white','FALSE','NA','2010-03-06 00:29:09','FALSE','NA','10031258167','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1107','Small payload - what an embarassment','FALSE','NA','2010-03-05 05:15:24','FALSE','NA','9991002780','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1108','Big bark, little bite.','FALSE','NA','2010-03-03 04:26:18','FALSE','NA','9889787451','NA','<a href=\"http://www.tinytwitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">TinyTwitter</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1109','the lone avenger','FALSE','NA','2010-03-01 22:39:33','FALSE','NA','9827217990','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1110','Whoa. Tan paste followed by brown strings.','FALSE','NA','2010-02-28 12:05:09','FALSE','NA','9761082186','NA','<a href=\"http://www.tinytwitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">TinyTwitter</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1111','Massive couch rumblings','FALSE','NA','2010-02-28 06:04:10','FALSE','NA','9747584357','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1112','squeezed out a fossil so hard it gave me birthing pains','FALSE','NA','2010-02-28 04:18:23','FALSE','NA','9743952395','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1113','huge colon blow. i feel empty.','FALSE','NA','2010-02-27 00:42:40','FALSE','NA','9685683912','NA','<a href=\"http://m.twitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">mobile web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1114','too much brocoli rabe = leafy deposit','FALSE','NA','2010-02-26 01:23:55','FALSE','NA','9634890924','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1115','Best part about being sick: peeing out your ass.','FALSE','NA','2010-02-25 13:28:57','FALSE','NA','9612939564','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1116','Despising immediate post-shower shits','FALSE','NA','2010-02-24 21:37:04','FALSE','NA','9575846016','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1117','exit wounds','FALSE','NA','2010-02-23 21:13:54','FALSE','NA','9524888041','NA','<a href=\"http://m.twitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">mobile web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1118','Whoever said \"don\'t shit where you eat\" probably never ate a sloppy joe while shitting.','FALSE','NA','2010-02-22 04:38:21','FALSE','NA','9443518175','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1119','Backed up over here','FALSE','NA','2010-02-20 15:10:56','FALSE','NA','9374356786','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1120','Farts smell like day old Chinese food','FALSE','NA','2010-02-20 15:10:45','FALSE','NA','9374351863','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1121','Shit and a condom in the same flush.','FALSE','NA','2010-02-20 02:56:15','FALSE','NA','9347902455','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1122','11 hours after the colon cleanse. Still spraying toilet bowls with putrified beef residue.','FALSE','NA','2010-02-17 22:50:53','FALSE','NA','9236537504','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1123','Sharted in my sleep. Blaming the colon cleanse.','FALSE','NA','2010-02-17 22:50:21','FALSE','NA','9236516082','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1124','urge to poo turns in to sit down piss. happens often','FALSE','NA','2010-02-17 13:29:22','FALSE','NA','9221390268','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1125','it smells like rubbish. It literally smells like trash from England','FALSE','NA','2010-02-17 02:17:16','FALSE','NA','9195505058','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1126','Big puddle under the bowl and it\'s only 11am. Somebody call maintenance','FALSE','NA','2010-02-12 00:12:56','FALSE','NA','8966823791','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1127','After multiple PB&Js and TV dinners during #snowmageddon things finally fully returned to normal this evening. Thanks all, for the support.','FALSE','NA','2010-02-11 16:13:07','FALSE','NA','8952838856','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1128','late night #snowmageddon sushi dump. the consistancy always reminds me how much healthier sushi is than the rest of the food I eat','FALSE','NA','2010-02-11 13:54:20','FALSE','NA','8949359681','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1129','not much to do but tweet my shits during #snowmageddon','FALSE','NA','2010-02-11 02:21:48','FALSE','NA','8912556430','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1130','rock-hard oversized anal beads. thats what it felt like. ouch.','FALSE','NA','2010-02-10 01:05:34','FALSE','NA','8862296196','NA','<a href=\"http://m.twitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">mobile web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1131','Two in two hours. Not bad.','FALSE','NA','2010-02-09 23:57:18','FALSE','NA','8859724441','NA','<a href=\"http://www.tinytwitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">TinyTwitter</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1132','Corn tamales keeping my ass nice and clear through all the poor #snowmageddon eating.','FALSE','NA','2010-02-09 22:33:32','FALSE','NA','8856541605','NA','<a href=\"http://www.tinytwitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">TinyTwitter</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1133','Bean-and-cheese dump successfully cleared with a single wipe. You know it\'s a good day.','FALSE','NA','2010-02-09 03:53:42','FALSE','NA','8822147677','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1134','waited two hours on the couch with it in my ass. smells like beer','FALSE','NA','2010-02-08 04:02:11','FALSE','NA','8776634556','NA','<a href=\"http://m.twitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">mobile web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1135','started out solid, ended like a super soaker','FALSE','NA','2010-02-08 03:30:25','FALSE','NA','8775579693','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1136','Round two with the cherry peppers. Made worse by fact that tip of dick is touching the part of the seat that everyone else\'s does.','FALSE','NA','2010-02-07 02:43:36','FALSE','NA','8731909535','NA','<a href=\"http://mobile.twitter.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">mobile web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1137','Seeds from the ground cherry peppers slicing my rim on exit.','FALSE','NA','2010-02-07 02:05:09','FALSE','NA','8730652006','NA','<a href=\"http://www.tinytwitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">TinyTwitter</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1138','Splish, splash. Should have laid down TP for this one.','FALSE','NA','2010-02-05 00:47:02','FALSE','NA','8638994651','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1139','I make $655.20/year just by shitting at work. RT @p00per http://twitter.com/p00per/status/6429875243 & http://www.workpoop.com','FALSE','NA','2010-02-03 23:30:55','FALSE','NA','8591642519','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1140','You know it\'s a snow day when the can is still virgin at 10:17 AM.','FALSE','NA','2010-02-03 23:19:17','FALSE','NA','8591212761','NA','<a href=\"http://www.tinytwitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">TinyTwitter</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1141','popped out knobby little shits with the door open','FALSE','NA','2010-02-03 22:14:19','FALSE','NA','8588859427','NA','<a href=\"http://m.twitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">mobile web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1142','speaking if green.....','FALSE','NA','2010-02-03 14:03:47','FALSE','NA','8577072000','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1143','nullifying the previous persons \"green\" shenanigans','FALSE','NA','2010-02-03 14:03:36','FALSE','NA','8577067737','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1144','I don\'t get the whole \"don\'t flush if it\'s only piss\" idea. I don\'t want piss splashing on my ass so I flush that before I sit down','FALSE','NA','2010-02-03 14:03:17','FALSE','NA','8577060278','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1145','Great. My boss is taking a piss on the other side of the stall door.','FALSE','NA','2010-02-02 23:22:32','FALSE','NA','8546066453','NA','<a href=\"http://www.tinytwitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">TinyTwitter</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1146','My present scenario: a messy wipe on a suit-wearing day with four hours to go before the meeting.','FALSE','NA','2010-02-02 23:17:34','FALSE','NA','8545882778','NA','<a href=\"http://www.tinytwitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">TinyTwitter</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1147','oh god round two','FALSE','NA','2010-02-02 15:13:16','FALSE','NA','8533625346','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1148','I always get tricked when passing spicy food: the pain makes you think there is more left than there really is.','FALSE','NA','2010-02-02 13:56:18','FALSE','NA','8531822994','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1149','tiny sputtering disappointment :(','FALSE','NA','2010-02-01 06:38:11','FALSE','NA','8468956590','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1150','Creamy pile of stink. Reminiscent of the cones left by #tamagotchi','FALSE','NA','2010-01-30 00:06:43','FALSE','NA','8373171778','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1151','damnit!! another clogged toilet','FALSE','NA','2010-01-30 00:03:01','FALSE','NA','8373028115','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1152','Virgin bowl at 2PM. Too bad I only dropped 5, maybe 6 cherries with no skids to show for it.','FALSE','NA','2010-01-29 03:00:01','FALSE','NA','8334049553','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1153','Not sure which is worse: the stink of my beer-and-nacho shit or the weird odor wafting up from the base of my penis.','FALSE','NA','2010-01-28 22:54:55','FALSE','NA','8325264673','NA','<a href=\"http://www.tinytwitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">TinyTwitter</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1154','How many passes with the TP is the guy in the next stall going to give his ass?','FALSE','NA','2010-01-28 22:53:43','FALSE','NA','8325221982','NA','<a href=\"http://www.tinytwitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">TinyTwitter</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1155','Sleep-deprived shits are really bad. Kids, get a good night\'s sleep for healthy shits.','FALSE','NA','2010-01-28 00:29:39','FALSE','NA','8284957761','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1156','I just blew my nose and orange jello came out. I\'m not eating jello.','FALSE','NA','2010-01-27 03:00:31','FALSE','NA','8246339071','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1157','Nothing like a virgin bowl for escaping the cluck of coworkers who won\'t shut the hell up.','FALSE','NA','2010-01-26 23:35:02','FALSE','NA','8239199887','NA','<a href=\"http://www.tinytwitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">TinyTwitter</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1158','Blood on the TP.','FALSE','NA','2010-01-24 03:30:32','FALSE','NA','8121081754','NA','<a href=\"http://www.tinytwitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">TinyTwitter</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1159','-2.7lbs, no joke. epic.','FALSE','NA','2010-01-23 11:59:57','FALSE','NA','8098329795','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1160','Che puzza! Could smell it before it even hit the bowl.','FALSE','NA','2010-01-23 00:58:07','FALSE','NA','8076259577','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1161','What a mess - a bidet would do the trick right about now.','FALSE','NA','2010-01-22 09:46:53','FALSE','NA','8051051945','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1162','The spewing burns like molten lava.','FALSE','NA','2010-01-21 23:42:17','FALSE','NA','8031189552','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1163','Salad for dinner + orange for breakfast = thick, fresh shit log.','FALSE','NA','2010-01-21 22:39:26','FALSE','NA','8029090638','NA','<a href=\"http://www.tinytwitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">TinyTwitter</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1164','post Indian dinner deposit. I was scared but surprisingly solid and quiet. pleasant like a cool spring breeze.','FALSE','NA','2010-01-20 11:23:23','FALSE','NA','7972408491','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1165','Payload #2 is a barrage of finger-like streamers. Aside: bathroom smells like toxic waste, hinting at a possible leak somewhere.','FALSE','NA','2010-01-20 05:05:48','FALSE','NA','7959513493','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1166','Dissatisfying put-put of pasta. Need fiber.','FALSE','NA','2010-01-20 03:15:27','FALSE','NA','7956124861','NA','<a href=\"http://www.tinytwitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">TinyTwitter</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1167','Big rumbles turned out to be a surprisingly disappointing payload. Will try again later.','FALSE','NA','2010-01-19 21:46:29','FALSE','NA','7945666476','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1168','weigh-out: 171.2, and a clogged toilet at my girlfriends apartment.','FALSE','NA','2010-01-19 12:03:30','FALSE','NA','7932263664','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1169','mid-poo report: splat fest, very loud. not as much mass as I was expecting but it\'s hard to tell. weigh-out will be interesting','FALSE','NA','2010-01-19 11:50:27','FALSE','NA','7931821968','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1170','weigh in: 172.2 lbs','FALSE','NA','2010-01-19 11:49:34','FALSE','NA','7931791934','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1171','gourmet indian meal + chipotle = long skinny streamers','FALSE','NA','2010-01-18 06:11:26','FALSE','NA','7878765181','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1172','Sequential post-BK toilet blast in fancy lounge. Two down, one to go.','FALSE','NA','2010-01-17 05:37:12','FALSE','NA','7840027628','NA','<a href=\"http://www.tinytwitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">TinyTwitter</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1173','Backed up over here','FALSE','NA','2010-01-16 13:44:34','FALSE','NA','7817385101','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1174','Would have been a much fuller log had I not skipped breakfast in a shitstorm of workplace reprimands.','FALSE','NA','2010-01-16 02:28:12','FALSE','NA','7796941550','NA','<a href=\"http://www.tinytwitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">TinyTwitter</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1175','Prime rib farting already. Hot date manana. Pun intended.','FALSE','NA','2010-01-14 11:26:41','FALSE','NA','7734253655','NA','<a href=\"http://www.tinytwitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">TinyTwitter</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1176','Smells like vegan santorum blend in here.','FALSE','NA','2010-01-14 03:09:36','FALSE','NA','7718451993','NA','<a href=\"http://www.tinytwitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">TinyTwitter</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1177','that deep fried whole fish is destroying my lower half','FALSE','NA','2010-01-14 01:09:27','FALSE','NA','7714813630','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1178','if you could put semi-dry gobules of paint in a super soaker and shot it at max pressure right at a bowl.. that\'s what\'s happening now','FALSE','NA','2010-01-13 11:53:50','FALSE','NA','7696179759','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1179','http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/949686666.html','FALSE','NA','2010-01-12 02:40:18','FALSE','NA','7638593085','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1180','What\'s with the arctic bathroom temperatures? Turn the heat on please, some of us do actually shit in here.','FALSE','NA','2010-01-12 02:36:15','FALSE','NA','7638473538','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1181','Coffee, smartphone, and chunks to follow the log. Ahh, the Saturday morning shit.','FALSE','NA','2010-01-10 01:13:47','FALSE','NA','7562642147','NA','<a href=\"http://www.tinytwitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">TinyTwitter</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1182','Found horrific bowl scarring. What does my roommate eat?','FALSE','NA','2010-01-07 21:21:17','FALSE','NA','7478355477','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1183','14\" l * 1\" d * pi = 4.45 cubic inches of shit, plus floaters.','FALSE','NA','2010-01-07 03:09:12','FALSE','NA','7450349289','NA','<a href=\"http://www.tinytwitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">TinyTwitter</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1184','10:30am and already on second BM','FALSE','NA','2010-01-04 23:31:27','FALSE','NA','7370002840','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1185','Really backed up','FALSE','NA','2010-01-03 14:35:18','FALSE','NA','7324801481','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1186','Pushin the pizza','FALSE','NA','2010-01-03 10:19:00','FALSE','NA','7317903415','NA','<a href=\"http://www.tinytwitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">TinyTwitter</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1187','PISSING OUT MY FUCKING ARSE','FALSE','NA','2010-01-02 06:44:50','FALSE','NA','7281235513','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1188','Stirrings','FALSE','NA','2010-01-01 04:21:24','FALSE','NA','7246363091','NA','<a href=\"http://www.tinytwitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">TinyTwitter</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1189','Cleanse consists of milk thistle, 2g magnesium, 2tbsp castor oil, citric acid','FALSE','NA','2010-01-01 04:04:45','FALSE','NA','7245902729','NA','<a href=\"http://www.tinytwitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">TinyTwitter</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1190','Farts getting warmer and wetter.','FALSE','NA','2010-01-01 04:04:07','FALSE','NA','7245885036','NA','<a href=\"http://www.tinytwitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">TinyTwitter</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1191','Colon cleanse live-blog begins now','FALSE','NA','2010-01-01 04:03:42','FALSE','NA','7245873345','NA','<a href=\"http://www.tinytwitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">TinyTwitter</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1192','Brutal ass unloading 1 of 2. Must repeat to empty colon in preparation for festivities tonight.','FALSE','NA','2009-12-31 23:23:52','FALSE','NA','7236896356','NA','<a href=\"http://www.tinytwitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">TinyTwitter</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1193','the consistancy of cold mashed up raw fish','FALSE','NA','2009-12-31 02:40:35','FALSE','NA','7204545434','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1194','Multicolored rim splitter.','FALSE','NA','2009-12-31 01:27:57','FALSE','NA','7202337636','NA','<a href=\"http://www.tinytwitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">TinyTwitter</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1195','dipping on the shitter w/ no spitter. missed bowl, hit seat and undies','FALSE','NA','2009-12-26 03:29:20','FALSE','NA','7040009915','NA','<a href=\"http://m.twitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">mobile web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1196','ass so blocked from holiday eating and inactivity. not even the skoal will move it along','FALSE','NA','2009-12-26 03:26:20','FALSE','NA','7039948233','NA','<a href=\"http://m.twitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">mobile web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1197','two great dumps two mornings in a row. a little sting on da ring.','FALSE','NA','2009-12-19 00:26:40','FALSE','NA','6800775087','NA','<a href=\"http://m.twitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">mobile web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1198','Indian slop + runny nose = torture. you are forced to constantly sniff','FALSE','NA','2009-12-16 23:38:29','FALSE','NA','6733335715','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1199','I thought I made a healthy dinner... this stool sample says otherwise.','FALSE','NA','2009-12-03 12:29:17','FALSE','NA','6293600711','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1200','Hesitated to flush massive shit, fearing clogage. Fortunately, fears were unfounded.','FALSE','NA','2009-11-30 04:38:50','FALSE','NA','6179191560','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1201','Pre-Thanksgiving emptying. Just realized I hadn\'t shat since...Monday night? I\'m thankful I didn\'t have to defecate on the bus ride home.','FALSE','NA','2009-11-26 17:01:43','FALSE','NA','6076863353','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1202','literally smelled like a diaper filled with Mexican food had sex with a diaper filled with Indian food... their baby then took a took a shit','FALSE','NA','2009-11-26 11:55:02','FALSE','NA','6071347135','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1203','I\'m usually proud of my farts... tonight it was so bad I actually concealed the fact that it was me','FALSE','NA','2009-11-26 11:46:02','FALSE','NA','6071143786','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1204','yesterday and today these shits smell like carion','FALSE','NA','2009-11-19 23:52:04','FALSE','NA','5860678821','NA','<a href=\"http://m.twitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">mobile web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1205','a brown human head just slithered out of my anus.','FALSE','NA','2009-11-17 01:39:48','FALSE','NA','5770701956','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1206','wet playdough','FALSE','NA','2009-11-16 00:24:14','FALSE','NA','5739352564','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1207','Ate a pound of cooked spinach last night, then forgot. Was briefly terrified when looking at bowl this morning.','FALSE','NA','2009-11-14 04:37:18','FALSE','NA','5690159958','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1208','afternoon delight courtesy of quizno\'s','FALSE','NA','2009-11-05 03:27:37','FALSE','NA','5428075711','NA','<a href=\"http://m.twitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">mobile web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1209','\"poo phung\" was on the menu last night at the Thai restaurant. It\'s on the menu right now too','FALSE','NA','2009-11-05 03:13:17','FALSE','NA','5427753526','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1210','Liquid lunch','FALSE','NA','2009-11-05 01:36:37','FALSE','NA','5425565749','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1211','Toxic poison','FALSE','NA','2009-11-03 22:21:55','FALSE','NA','5392201200','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1212','IT\'S FRIGGIN\' GREEN!','FALSE','NA','2009-11-02 13:29:10','FALSE','NA','5356767088','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1213','cambells brown chunky soup','FALSE','NA','2009-10-30 09:28:00','FALSE','NA','5276997394','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1214','paranormal activity.','FALSE','NA','2009-10-20 21:11:31','FALSE','NA','5019352386','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1215','awful','FALSE','NA','2009-10-19 23:52:34','FALSE','NA','4995141269','NA','<a href=\"http://m.twitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">mobile web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1216','smells just aweful','FALSE','NA','2009-10-19 23:51:39','FALSE','NA','4995121710','NA','<a href=\"http://m.twitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">mobile web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1217','Earth-shaking bowelquakes','FALSE','NA','2009-10-19 22:04:05','FALSE','NA','4992799869','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1218','WE GOT A LIVE ONE HERE','FALSE','NA','2009-10-16 00:13:14','FALSE','NA','4893423206','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1219','Medusa head of snakes','FALSE','NA','2009-10-12 20:13:02','FALSE','NA','4808142192','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1220','Thali Poo','FALSE','NA','2009-10-11 22:34:49','FALSE','NA','4785930183','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1221','sandy brown logs turn to silt when i flush','FALSE','NA','2009-10-10 21:51:48','FALSE','NA','4761541869','NA','<a href=\"http://m.twitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">mobile web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1222','It burns, it burns!!!!!','FALSE','NA','2009-10-09 00:34:47','FALSE','NA','4712845021','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1223','blackhawk down!!','FALSE','NA','2009-10-08 21:50:53','FALSE','NA','4710312597','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1224','chipotle continues to impress on the second load. go, corn!','FALSE','NA','2009-10-07 02:22:41','FALSE','NA','4662553068','NA','<a href=\"http://m.twitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">mobile web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1225','WWIII','FALSE','NA','2009-10-05 20:48:18','FALSE','NA','4628137600','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1226','something special is on the horizon...','FALSE','NA','2009-10-04 01:24:58','FALSE','NA','4584367027','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1227','to the tune of willy nelson: i\'m on the bowl again\"','FALSE','NA','2009-10-02 22:55:48','FALSE','NA','4555795263','NA','<a href=\"http://m.twitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">mobile web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1228','Pushing out play doh','FALSE','NA','2009-10-01 01:25:04','FALSE','NA','4503566667','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1229','Based solely on the smell, you\'d think I was rotting on the inside','FALSE','NA','2009-09-19 03:18:19','FALSE','NA','4087021161','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1230','sounds like an old ford pickup truck in the countryside trying to start but sputtering uncontrollably','FALSE','NA','2009-09-18 21:47:41','FALSE','NA','4080024698','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1231','one slice of dominos pizza triggers a fecal avalanche leads to another slice while on the pot','FALSE','NA','2009-09-18 00:51:53','FALSE','NA','4059190695','NA','<a href=\"http://m.twitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">mobile web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1232','curdeled milk mixed with brown paint','FALSE','NA','2009-09-17 22:43:16','FALSE','NA','4056469681','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1233','big salad with lots of cayenne pepper results in tiny stinging shits every 45 mins','FALSE','NA','2009-09-16 22:02:31','FALSE','NA','4030720496','NA','<a href=\"http://m.twitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">mobile web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1234','puffy streamers with no real substance...a cause de lo mein','FALSE','NA','2009-09-14 20:10:27','FALSE','NA','3979595700','NA','<a href=\"http://m.twitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">mobile web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1235','When you\'re climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, diarrhea, diarrhea','FALSE','NA','2009-08-31 21:13:57','FALSE','NA','3666085236','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1236','Nervous morning leads to loose diarrhea.','FALSE','NA','2009-08-27 00:34:10','FALSE','NA','3560576290','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1237','Wings and beer make for liquid acid pouring out of my ass.','FALSE','NA','2009-08-20 23:19:24','FALSE','NA','3429993110','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1238','evacuating liquid demons at Grand Central. I probably have an STD from sitting on this toilet.','FALSE','NA','2009-08-20 20:21:06','FALSE','NA','3427161556','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1239','wow, the pile almost poked out of the water','FALSE','NA','2009-08-18 23:12:11','FALSE','NA','3385063221','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1240','Earthquakes of the bowels during a 2 hour meeting. Finally able to purge. Will probably be feeling aftershocks throughout the day.','FALSE','NA','2009-08-14 23:49:47','FALSE','NA','3310861646','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1241','Pre-meeting sloppy standard fare','FALSE','NA','2009-08-11 21:52:35','FALSE','NA','3246411254','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1242','\"I have to go see a man about a horse\"','FALSE','NA','2009-08-11 21:50:14','FALSE','NA','3246373685','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1243','Abdomen-emptying-shit-storm initiated by soft-serve ending in sputtering spicy pellets','FALSE','NA','2009-08-11 20:46:41','FALSE','NA','3245426511','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1244','Sea-foam meets toddler diarea. Hot mess. The sounds and smells coming from this toilet are horrific.','FALSE','NA','2009-08-11 10:40:40','FALSE','NA','3239031061','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1245','Ass just erupted like a geyser','FALSE','NA','2009-08-08 02:32:47','FALSE','NA','3182198651','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1246','Looks like tomato soup with ground beef','FALSE','NA','2009-08-07 02:08:19','FALSE','NA','3167939788','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1247','Fecal fireworks coming out of my ass','FALSE','NA','2009-08-06 02:31:27','FALSE','NA','3151263271','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1248','Lordy, that\'s some stinky diarrhea','FALSE','NA','2009-08-04 21:45:16','FALSE','NA','3125224772','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1249','There wasn\'t much, but it still took a while','FALSE','NA','2009-08-04 19:43:59','FALSE','NA','3123497465','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1250','I could have framed the toilet and sold it as a Jackson Pollok.','FALSE','NA','2009-07-30 10:38:40','FALSE','NA','2923476567','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1251','i had to go so bad that it squished out on the way to the bathroom and made a mess all over my cheeks. clean-up was a snap with baby wipes.','FALSE','NA','2009-07-28 20:31:09','FALSE','NA','2889747353','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1252','Rock of love','FALSE','NA','2009-07-28 00:34:24','FALSE','NA','2873944045','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1253','MY ASSHOLE IS ON FIRE','FALSE','NA','2009-07-26 01:30:06','FALSE','NA','2840798444','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1254','Warm oatmeal','FALSE','NA','2009-07-24 22:33:30','FALSE','NA','2820250555','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1255','Amazing how someone pissing at a urinal can sometimes sound like they are taking a shit','FALSE','NA','2009-07-24 22:17:32','FALSE','NA','2819979104','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1256','Exit wounds, starring DMX','FALSE','NA','2009-07-24 22:15:56','FALSE','NA','2819951862','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1257','A warm yellow/orange tubular meatloaf. Post coffee.','FALSE','NA','2009-07-22 21:56:28','FALSE','NA','2778968400','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1258','Late day floaters. Felt some rumbling and it\'s almost diarrhea.','FALSE','NA','2009-07-18 04:16:04','FALSE','NA','2695544616','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1259','HOLY NANDOS!!!','FALSE','NA','2009-07-18 01:22:49','FALSE','NA','2692791065','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1260','Miller Lite streaming through my asscrack right now. Holy Niagara!','FALSE','NA','2009-07-17 21:48:18','FALSE','NA','2689261229','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1261','WHOA!!! BACK IT UP MIKE WE GOT A REAL SPHINCTER SPLITTER HERE','FALSE','NA','2009-07-17 00:55:33','FALSE','NA','2673208069','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1262','Two today already. The first was healthy. The 2nd was pure Harp Lager.','FALSE','NA','2009-07-16 22:31:07','FALSE','NA','2671075599','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1263','Looks like powdered sweet potato fries','FALSE','NA','2009-07-15 22:44:09','FALSE','NA','2652778063','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1264','Pounding headache drums harder in sync with every turd pushed out.','FALSE','NA','2009-07-15 00:20:38','FALSE','NA','2635420011','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1265','Good clean poo at 9:50 AM. #unremarkable','FALSE','NA','2009-07-14 21:38:02','FALSE','NA','2632946065','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1266','Fajitas last night. My poo felt large-gauge on its way out. Upon inspection, logs were skinny. #confusing','FALSE','NA','2009-07-14 02:53:42','FALSE','NA','2619449016','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1267','Shitting is much less fulfilling when stuffed into dress clothes and an undershirt.','FALSE','NA','2009-07-14 00:56:11','FALSE','NA','2617702325','NA','<a href=\"http://m.twitter.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">mobile web</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1268','Surprisingly clean portapotty. Solid exit with a 2.5ft drop.','FALSE','NA','2009-07-12 03:27:35','FALSE','NA','2588393501','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1269','Long and skinny, like Adrien Brody. #adrienbrody','FALSE','NA','2009-07-10 21:21:16','FALSE','NA','2568579450','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1270','I could feel my colon contracting deep inside my abdomen as a long brown slippery pipe fell to earth.','FALSE','NA','2009-07-09 21:41:50','FALSE','NA','2550986882','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1271','Today\'s stroontz look just like the beginnings of a clay pot you\'d make in an elementary pottery class.','FALSE','NA','2009-07-09 00:40:08','FALSE','NA','2535787518','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1272','What an asshole-splitter! Hurts so good.','FALSE','NA','2009-07-08 21:32:25','FALSE','NA','2532978065','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1273','Turd broke off and fell from up high. Product = water-splashed balls','FALSE','NA','2009-07-08 02:17:13','FALSE','NA','2519375174','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1274','Took 4 shits yesterday. Just took my 2nd today: iceburg lettuce vellum. Asshole becoming sore from wiping.','FALSE','NA','2009-07-07 20:55:37','FALSE','NA','2514150573','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1275','Post independence day gas blasting.','FALSE','NA','2009-07-07 03:01:55','FALSE','NA','2502160462','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1276','Update: weighed again and now 161.8lbs','FALSE','NA','2009-07-05 23:17:13','FALSE','NA','2483721692','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1277','Weigh out: 163.0lbs','FALSE','NA','2009-07-05 21:39:40','FALSE','NA','2482742095','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1278','Weigh in: 163.2lbs','FALSE','NA','2009-07-05 21:25:58','FALSE','NA','2482615066','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1279','Went to the shitter to kill time sitting on the pot. Little did I know I\'d have my second shit of the day! Small, yellowish.','FALSE','NA','2009-07-03 02:41:50','FALSE','NA','2442065417','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1280','A hard asshole-dilating initial blast cleared the way for slithering brown snakes on a plane. #snakesonaplane','FALSE','NA','2009-07-02 21:30:30','FALSE','NA','2437556075','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1281','Healthy stool this morning. Plagued by gas and bloating the rest of the day. There\'s no safe place to blast\'em in this office...','FALSE','NA','2009-07-01 02:07:53','FALSE','NA','2408022472','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1282','Primary bathroom, occupied. Secondary bathroom, freshly cleaned bowl. Score.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-30 23:42:56','FALSE','NA','2405975976','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1283','Solid healthy early mornin\' poopy. #love','FALSE','NA','2009-06-29 21:16:08','FALSE','NA','2387840099','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1284','We take shits in #nhv #mtl #dc (#georgetown #cohi) #mke #msn','FALSE','NA','2009-06-28 01:31:29','FALSE','NA','2361888806','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1285','High-speed, colon-shaped falafel logs. #dc','FALSE','NA','2009-06-28 01:27:01','FALSE','NA','2361840374','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1286','The three stages of a jumbo slice: (1) normal log, (2) 1.5cm pellets, (3) total anal spray.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-27 00:53:31','FALSE','NA','2347261557','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1287','Rock hard painful shit. Light brown. I always thought the hard ones were of a darker complexion...','FALSE','NA','2009-06-27 00:51:08','FALSE','NA','2347229366','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1288','Full bowl of light chocolate soft-serve.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-27 00:44:55','FALSE','NA','2347140210','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1289','Late to work with a head full of liquor and a colon full of jumbo slice pizza.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-26 20:49:07','FALSE','NA','2343910833','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1290','Lentils for breakfast: $2. Indian curries for lunch: $9. Grand colon evacuation in lieu of afternoon snack: priceless.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-26 04:16:32','FALSE','NA','2332330885','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1291','Looks like spinnach pur?e, but darker... Something ain\'t right','FALSE','NA','2009-06-26 04:10:52','FALSE','NA','2332251494','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1292','Pre-departure, AM ass-blaster. Flatulent bike ride down 14th. Gas-propelled log imminent.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-24 20:57:27','FALSE','NA','2310539692','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1293','Let the tiniest fart loose in the bathroom. It smelled like death and decay. Must have been the garlic bread.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-23 22:53:08','FALSE','NA','2296195899','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1294','Deuxieme douce du jour.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-23 01:51:39','FALSE','NA','2282828771','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1295','No fewer than 8 medium-sized barrels after 30 seconds of sitting on the pot. I\'m prolific!','FALSE','NA','2009-06-22 22:11:34','FALSE','NA','2279935604','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1296','It was like one of those dinky snake fireworks only thicker and browner.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-22 20:56:18','FALSE','NA','2279028072','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1297','Confirmation: There was more than one left in the hopper.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-21 02:35:51','FALSE','NA','2256320815','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1298','Asshole exploded in a beer-laced disaster. It feels like it\'s done, but there is probably one left in the hopper for later.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-20 21:33:08','FALSE','NA','2253083064','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1299','Back for a 2nd time. Panicked paper towel situation left some nuggets knock, knock, knockin on heaven\'s door. TP HAS BEEN REPLENISHED.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-19 02:41:43','FALSE','NA','2227035005','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1300','I had to go so bad that it started coming out of my ass as I bent over to spread my cheeks and sit on the bowl. BOOYAH','FALSE','NA','2009-06-19 00:20:26','FALSE','NA','2225123851','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1301','Took an explosive shit. THERE WAS NO TP LEFT. RAN OUT OF STALL IN A PANIC TO GRAB PAPER TOWELS. AKIN TO WIPING W/ 50 GRIT SANDPAPER. WTF OMG','FALSE','NA','2009-06-18 21:24:08','FALSE','NA','2222754538','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1302','Had wings for dinner, just woke up with stomach pains. This is sloppy like cambels chunky soup','FALSE','NA','2009-06-18 14:59:15','FALSE','NA','2219628568','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1303','Busy day, had to hold it until 4PM. Fecal bowl spray from previous occupant - bravo. 12\" of rod iron splits on impact. Well worth the wait.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-18 03:16:19','FALSE','NA','2211778982','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1304','Goddamn it, how many fucking times do I have to shit in a day? Between 3 and 5, apparently.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-18 03:09:49','FALSE','NA','2211690153','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1305','Don\'t need to wipe as much: toilet helped clean with some supersoaker-esque splashback.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-17 02:24:41','FALSE','NA','2196391674','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1306','Big movement, anyone? #iranelection','FALSE','NA','2009-06-17 02:23:44','FALSE','NA','2196379824','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1307','Forced out a pathetic little shit. I can still feel the kiss of hot peppers on my ruby pink starfruit.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-17 01:29:39','FALSE','NA','2195706507','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1308','This time of day is always quiet, always a stall available to make a \"big stink\"','FALSE','NA','2009-06-17 00:32:56','FALSE','NA','2195004090','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1309','Early morning stomach cramping forced me to the shitter. I popped out a golf ball and some fluid. This isn\'t over. I\'ll be back after coffee','FALSE','NA','2009-06-16 20:44:49','FALSE','NA','2192248631','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1310','Pungent. But when did I eat corn?','FALSE','NA','2009-06-16 19:53:59','FALSE','NA','2191748894','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1311','1 floater and 3 sinkers, all in a day\'s work.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-16 00:23:09','FALSE','NA','2180375750','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1312','Post-lunch bloating resulted in a 18\" ribbon.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-16 00:10:31','FALSE','NA','2180222826','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1313','Laid an 8\" pipe. It swirled in the bowl and lodged itself length-wise against the drain. The swirling TP snapped it in half.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-15 21:49:54','FALSE','NA','2178526529','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1314','Urgent mid-breakfast shit. Boxcar Theory in effect.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-15 00:10:44','FALSE','NA','2166802137','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1315','To hit the W.C. and unleash the poopocalypse, or stay in bed and dream of another dog with two faces? Or another log with two feces?','FALSE','NA','2009-06-14 16:25:37','FALSE','NA','2163710144','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1316','My back actually hurts from the arch i had to hold, during this drive back so I didn\'t turn the car seat brown','FALSE','NA','2009-06-14 08:32:36','FALSE','NA','2160195609','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1317','The only way to describe the relief is \"magical\"... Perhaps even relatable to a \"religious experience\".. Like having a near death expeience','FALSE','NA','2009-06-14 08:28:43','FALSE','NA','2160159884','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1318','EXPLOSIVE I CAN TASTE THE SMELL. NEVER HAD TO SHIT SO BAD IN MY LIFE!!!!! ahsjsbBBsnndl&!/$7/!/!','FALSE','NA','2009-06-14 08:21:55','FALSE','NA','2160099137','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1319','Bandkdlldisbsbahaghwbjslslanabbabahaansndndkdldllsmabavavhdjdnsnsjsksjbsbabsbsbsbsjxjhxb. FUCK MY LIFE','FALSE','NA','2009-06-14 08:21:17','FALSE','NA','2160093562','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1320','Horrid, putrid beer gas expelled from the hole. Out slides 9\" of black cable.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-13 13:23:46','FALSE','NA','2151236771','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1321','Coffee-induced 7\" sinker. Snapped in half when it hit the bowl.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-13 00:09:36','FALSE','NA','2133766567','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1322','It was forced and small.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-12 22:33:14','FALSE','NA','2132539104','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1323','Highly audible spray of non-digested vegetable skins. Nine wipes. Scent of black bean flatulence was prominent.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-12 00:58:57','FALSE','NA','2119881659','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1324','Struck brown gold at the bottom of the bowl.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-11 23:58:56','FALSE','NA','2119164134','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1325','Inconspicuous brown sinkers. Nothing to see here people, move along.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-11 23:16:59','FALSE','NA','2118662124','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1326','Sushi and sake bombs the previous night. Many remains after the flush: Like wet brown sugar stuck to the bowl.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-11 22:22:14','FALSE','NA','2118004707','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1327','10\" of firm feces dialated my sphincter and coiled up in the neck of the bowl. I stood and inspected. Veggie floaters from yesterday\'s lunch','FALSE','NA','2009-06-11 20:56:54','FALSE','NA','2117050945','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1328','Non-trivial bowl scarring.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-11 19:43:36','FALSE','NA','2116382724','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1329','Beans, beans, they\'re good for your heart...','FALSE','NA','2009-06-11 01:32:21','FALSE','NA','2106550405','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1330','Been brewing since dinner last night, topped off with meatball/basil/onion bar pizza for lunch today. Metal gear solid x2','FALSE','NA','2009-06-11 00:56:22','FALSE','NA','2106136849','NA','<a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/app/twitter/id333903271?mt=8\" rel=\"nofollow\">Twitter for iPhone</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1331','A solid 4\" deuce plowed out 3 egg-yolk-sized soft bouncing baby brownies.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-11 00:42:03','FALSE','NA','2105973552','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1332','Gas-propelled ass missile cleared way for highly soluble, bowl-clouding mush.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-10 11:30:55','FALSE','NA','2099480038','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1333','softish. reddish-brown. lotta beans lately.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-10 10:39:59','FALSE','NA','2098928788','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1334','A large stinky hook shot from my ass, followed by a malevolent chain of loosely affiliated brownish particulate. Truly the deadliest catch.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-10 07:47:40','FALSE','NA','2096957992','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1335','Restroom remodels are causing a 10am shit bum rush. I\'m lucky to have topped the can between 9:30 and 10:30. Cool runnings. Thanks, lentils.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-09 20:57:58','FALSE','NA','2089617377','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1336','i think that i shall never see/ five logs as sweetly dank as thee/ slide effortless through my back hole/ and grace the water in my bowl','FALSE','NA','2009-06-09 08:28:10','FALSE','NA','2084001112','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1337','Was going to sit down and blast some air. My plans were foiled by feces on the toilet seat. WTF? #shit','FALSE','NA','2009-06-09 03:34:11','FALSE','NA','2080850939','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1338','Major stomach bloating and gas cramps going in. Out comes a semi-solid log with pungent notes of yesterday\'s diarrhea from Saturday\'s beer.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-09 00:02:17','FALSE','NA','2078217070','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1339','Pooped so hard I got a semi. Commence throne spankage!','FALSE','NA','2009-06-08 23:29:38','FALSE','NA','2077836202','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1340','Wide-gauge log rocketed out of my ass with traces of last night\'s habanero sauce. Nice fresh smell.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-08 22:10:58','FALSE','NA','2076954598','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1341','Act 1: Globs of pastey shit interlaced with sputtering pockets of air. Act 2: A runny stream of sludge.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-08 21:25:40','FALSE','NA','2076480499','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1342','time to release the poopier-mache dinosaurs from the paddock. Free at last, free at last.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-06 04:04:35','FALSE','NA','2047720390','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1343','Jihad on the bowl.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-06 01:40:13','FALSE','NA','2046085281','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1344','Stingingly hot shit. Loose. Slid out my asshole. Stomach pain persists. Plz make it stop. #shit','FALSE','NA','2009-06-06 01:37:55','FALSE','NA','2046058382','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1345','Lots of thunder. Little lightening.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-06 01:28:35','FALSE','NA','2045949598','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1346','Temperature and frequency of farts increasing. Storm is brewing. #shit','FALSE','NA','2009-06-05 21:22:04','FALSE','NA','2043098687','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1347','Share the wealth. Tag it #shit','FALSE','NA','2009-06-05 12:32:29','FALSE','NA','2039680927','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1348','Stinging hot chicken necks. Viven masitas de puerco!','FALSE','NA','2009-06-05 12:31:17','FALSE','NA','2039672562','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1349','Evidence of poor earlier wiping: stinging itch above butthole.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-05 12:10:40','FALSE','NA','2039523027','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1350','Ran to toilet with acute sphincter pain. Expected diarrhea but pleasantly surprised to find it was solid.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-04 22:21:52','FALSE','NA','2030430648','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1351','Took another early spinach-propelled shit.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-04 20:25:03','FALSE','NA','2029191636','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1352','Had an evening date with the porcelain princess. Shortly after, nonstop toxic gas being purged from colon. A second visit may be necessary.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-04 09:38:08','FALSE','NA','2024671548','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1353','Sputtery lentil pellets fired out my ass ten minutes after rising.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-03 20:49:15','FALSE','NA','2016462468','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1354','Traces of corn really wig me out.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-03 01:12:57','FALSE','NA','2006470762','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1355','I pumped my fist in celebration of finding an empty stall. Then I took the second shit of the day. I could discern individual lentils. <3','FALSE','NA','2009-06-02 21:28:04','FALSE','NA','2003978366','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1356','My asshole became a soft serve machine this morning. An urgent shit resulting in a light brown conical pile in the bowl. Lentils.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-02 20:57:58','FALSE','NA','2003680010','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1357','Scared away from the throne room by a third party\'s deafening and rank fecal evacuation.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-01 23:08:12','FALSE','NA','1992672700','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1358','Nothing makes me appreciate regularity more than taking a big solid shit. Solid with sentimental notes of the weekend\'s fare.','FALSE','NA','2009-06-01 21:21:14','FALSE','NA','1991612540','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1359','overtones of Thai coconut curry detected','FALSE','NA','2009-06-01 08:43:17','FALSE','NA','1986356094','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1360','after an unsuccessful 15 wipes, i decided to take a shower','FALSE','NA','2009-05-31 04:24:55','FALSE','NA','1975084545','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1361','5 floating chicken necks in an underpowered toilet','FALSE','NA','2009-05-30 06:25:23','FALSE','NA','1965721721','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1362','Virgin bowl at 2:15 PM.','FALSE','NA','2009-05-30 01:18:05','FALSE','NA','1962601033','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1363','...with a couple straggler stink nuggets close behind.','FALSE','NA','2009-05-30 00:48:35','FALSE','NA','1962284778','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1364','Long and pasty with traces of last night\'s corn','FALSE','NA','2009-05-30 00:42:43','FALSE','NA','1962221534','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1365','Jittery coffee shit. Over a foot long and as usual snapped in half during the flush.','FALSE','NA','2009-05-30 00:11:39','FALSE','NA','1961887019','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1366','Officemate out for the day - freedom to fart.','FALSE','NA','2009-05-29 21:45:59','FALSE','NA','1960313101','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1367','Nothing like cheesing a virgin bowl with cup of Caribou dark roast in hand.','FALSE','NA','2009-05-29 21:37:06','FALSE','NA','1960221022','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1368','Pizza for dinner always gives me the urgent need to shit right when I wake up. That was this morning. About 28 inches of slim firm dark turd','FALSE','NA','2009-05-29 20:28:45','FALSE','NA','1959552008','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1369','Hoping to take a shit on the clock...but will the dam hold?','FALSE','NA','2009-05-29 19:59:07','FALSE','NA','1959292980','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1370','3rd hangover shit of the day; some constipation and a single milk dud; at least consistency has returned','FALSE','NA','2009-05-29 03:37:03','FALSE','NA','1951492781','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1371','3rd shit today. Loose and spicy plop followed by belching from my ass. My asshole is damaged.','FALSE','NA','2009-05-29 02:50:20','FALSE','NA','1950996369','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1372','Stomach cramping. Gas evolving. I think I may be in for an afternoon delight. Stand by...','FALSE','NA','2009-05-29 02:28:16','FALSE','NA','1950766698','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1373','Comp from Bowl Update: Soft but firm. Peanut-buttery.','FALSE','NA','2009-05-29 00:51:10','FALSE','NA','1949771030','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1374','Sitting on the bowl with my comp. Here goes...','FALSE','NA','2009-05-29 00:40:17','FALSE','NA','1949657235','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1375','Nobody would suspect the guy in the stall is twittering about his BM','FALSE','NA','2009-05-28 23:37:55','FALSE','NA','1948996389','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1376','Bowl filled with light brown stroontz. Satisfied.','FALSE','NA','2009-05-28 23:36:16','FALSE','NA','1948979079','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1377','Still a virgin bowl at 11:58 AM? Incredible.','FALSE','NA','2009-05-28 23:08:33','FALSE','NA','1948686499','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1378','http://bit.ly/DPVtx','FALSE','NA','2009-05-28 22:57:09','FALSE','NA','1948561750','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1379','i havent had a shit since my chili supreme the other day. worried.','FALSE','NA','2009-05-28 22:33:06','FALSE','NA','1948309798','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1380','Very disappointing poo. The fajitas remain. Maybe lunch will force the big\'un.','FALSE','NA','2009-05-28 22:07:28','FALSE','NA','1948045213','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1381','Ditto on needed small shit before leaving house this AM. Was disappointing given lower abdominal pressure.','FALSE','NA','2009-05-28 22:02:17','FALSE','NA','1947990034','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1382','10:51 AM. Smokeless tobacco will for sure force this BM. I might have to dip.','FALSE','NA','2009-05-28 21:50:40','FALSE','NA','1947870340','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1383','10:37 AM. The fajitas seem to have receeded. Time to start drinking water to force the play.','FALSE','NA','2009-05-28 21:36:35','FALSE','NA','1947727282','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1384','10:24 AM. Can\'t fart in here. They feel hot waiting at my asshole. My officemate would vomit.','FALSE','NA','2009-05-28 21:23:32','FALSE','NA','1947596050','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1385','does anyone else ever have wet, juicy farts?','FALSE','NA','2009-05-28 21:22:03','FALSE','NA','1947581088','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1386','10:15 AM. Rumblings near the sphincter. Waiting for a solid log to form before I open the gates of hell.','FALSE','NA','2009-05-28 21:15:32','FALSE','NA','1947515433','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1387','Is it strange that the existence of this site makes me wait expectantly for my next bowel movement?','FALSE','NA','2009-05-28 10:03:05','FALSE','NA','1942950785','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1388','is the underside of an apple its sphincter?','FALSE','NA','2009-05-28 06:35:58','FALSE','NA','1940960189','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1389','as predicted, massive shittings','FALSE','NA','2009-05-28 01:26:57','FALSE','NA','1938426542','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1390','The new \"Bigs\" at potbelly will surely produce some big BMs','FALSE','NA','2009-05-28 00:56:22','FALSE','NA','1938118948','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1391','Written from the bowl\nChild born to porcelain hands\nStinky, brown, flushed down','FALSE','NA','2009-05-27 23:34:12','FALSE','NA','1937319818','NA','<a href=\"http://echofon.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Echofon</a>','DailyShitReport'),('1392','im feeling a big one this afternoon','FALSE','NA','2009-05-27 23:06:54','FALSE','NA','1937049432','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1393','post-coffee, pre-lunch, on-the-clock megadump = work win','FALSE','NA','2009-05-27 22:25:27','FALSE','NA','1936648858','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1394','took a shit of such power four hours ago the scars are still visible in the bowl. fired out like a cannon.','FALSE','NA','2009-05-27 21:28:32','FALSE','NA','1936111486','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1395','If you want to hear the NY Philharmonic... I suggest you sit down in the stalls at the New York Stock Exchange.','FALSE','NA','2009-05-27 21:23:13','FALSE','NA','1936062535','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1396','Massive torpedo fired this morn. Dark red colored. Must be last night\'s chilies. Burning on exit.','FALSE','NA','2009-05-27 21:21:14','FALSE','NA','1936044564','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1397','All stalls bombed out, and not even 10 AM yet. Post-holiday bran must be kicking in.','FALSE','NA','2009-05-27 21:14:49','FALSE','NA','1935985772','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1398','Steamed broccoli last night. BM at approx T-45m after broccoli ingestion. Another BM this morning. I think the hot dogs are eliminated.','FALSE','NA','2009-05-27 21:13:48','FALSE','NA','1935976568','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1399','Ate almost a pound of pepper-jack last night. Stand by for catastrophic update.','FALSE','NA','2009-05-27 19:06:31','FALSE','NA','1934981436','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1400','it was spicy and pastey. It feels like there\'s more inside me aching to come out. it\'s time for more fiber...','FALSE','NA','2009-05-27 01:01:38','FALSE','NA','1926097124','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1401','Post-Pico de Gallo Exit Wounds','FALSE','NA','2009-05-27 01:01:04','FALSE','NA','1926091820','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1402','\"Chunky with a chance of spray.\"','FALSE','NA','2009-05-23 02:17:46','FALSE','NA','1885747807','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1403','Chunky and large with a hint of hot pepper @ 10:30 AM','FALSE','NA','2009-05-23 01:51:38','FALSE','NA','1885486504','NA','web','DailyShitReport'),('1404','Just finished making the Daily Shit Report...Tweet the nature of your shits daily here!!!','FALSE','NA','2009-05-23 01:49:52','FALSE','NA','1885468889','NA','web','DailyShitReport');
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