Welcome to Shitty Ping Pong You work at Shitty Corp
You are the lead coder of Shitter, the worlds shittiest social network
The site crashed! You must get it back up ... so get back to your desk!
- Player
- Developer
- Designer
- Engineer
- Boss
ROUND 1 - versus Developer
Developer: Hey, down for a quick pong tournament? Player: After launching code to production? I'm in!!
ROUND 2 - verses Designer
Designer: The site is down and we got hacked! Customers are losing data. Player: It'll be fine, one more game!
ROUND 3 - versus Engineer
Engineer: The servers are on fire we have to evacuate the building! Player: Not after I beat you!
ROUND 4 - versus Boss
Boss: The company is destroyed. If I win, you fix things! Player: Okie dokie!
LOSE Finally, you go back to your desk and easily fix the app and save the company.
GAME OVER!
WIN Congratulations you won the tournament, the company burns to the ground and you lose your job.
YOU WIN!
Player: That was the last rally of the first game of the tournament, so… it won't be much longer... Player: Actually the code is compiling right now so I couldn't fix it if I wanted to Player: I'm actually solving the problem subconsciously as I am playing, with every smash I get closer to the solution Player: Those danishes are shit, and we only have a couple more games
Boss: If you don’t get back to your desk and fix the site HR is going to take away your gourmet breakfasts! Boss: Hurry and finish that god damn game Boss: Get back to your desk, NOW Boss: Our SEO is getting shittier by the minute, head of marketing just stormed out. Boss: Okay fix this shit now all our servers are down Boss: We are being sued, what the shit is taking so long? Boss: The servers are on fire! Boss: Elon is going to fire you! Boss: We've been hacked!