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tweets
"any of my casual #Linux gamer friends want to try Google #Stadia? I have a buddy pass to give away 3 months of cloud gaming for free. After setting up my #Chrome properly, it's really working flawlessly, amazing stuff"
"my wired 300Mbps connection is confirmed by both
@fast.com and @Speedtest. It's measured as 9.309 Mbps by @GoogleStadia.. and the #Stadia input latency is unbearable indeed"
so true
rotfl
my favourite own photo from the last 2 years #madebypixel. Looking forward to the Google #Pixel4 pushing this to the next level..
just watched 45 mins of #Cyberpunk2077 gameplay. Put this into a VR helmet and noone will want to live IRL anymore
the most important #scala book for #kotlin.. yay!
microservice = some random shit I wrote in some random language I wanted to play with at that time
"current status: ""pray for loadtest"""
"it's so much fun watching my 7yo playing @grumpygamer's #theCave, a fantastic game which hardly even existed when he was born :) He loves the knight most.. what's your favorite character?"
"$ sudo curl -sS | sudo php
so many things gone wrong in this single line.. I wish I had a #tshirt with this :D"
I played #Jenga with the #JetsonNano and stripped over 4gb of packages from the default installation without making it collapse. I wish there was a minimal debian/arch distro around with all the #NVidia libraries available..
"ok, a much more complex model could score up to 97% accuracy with 94.4% val_acc"
Could anyone train a model for #Fashion-MNIST with a validation accuracy over 0.90? I could easily reach that but can't get higher... #MachineLearning #DeepLearning #TensorFlow
#jira time tracking is the single best #motivation killer I know
playing with #OpenCV's realtime face detection in #python - face recognition to come soon..
"just heard about #TikTok today first in my life. If this is part of the human #evolution, I'm not sure if I'd be more scared or more amused by this phenomenon"
"#Wizzair should actually charge extra for the possibility to enter last, not first to the waiting booth (or to the airplane by the matter). What a missed business opportunity.."
"gathered mixed feelings on the #Tensorflow course of @lmoroney. It's very pragmatical, crystal clear and very much hands-on, but I finished all 4 weeks materials in less than 4 hours on a single day. It's not me being that genius either, it's the amount of resources available..."
"finished the #DeepLearning specialization on #Coursera. 5 courses, 16 weeks, can't count the hours spent, but totally worth it.. recommended! :)"
quick task for the brave: find an official #openjdk 8 #linux tarball on the net in under 30 minutes - I gave it up sooner than that
a quick game of #Amoeba on @gitlab today - green won!
my cat detector in action #coursera #NeuralNetworks #blackmagic
spent another 2 hours fixing #fancontrol for my #nvidia card under #linux. Damn me if I ever buy a laptop with hybrid graphics again
"if you struggle to top up your @RevolutApp card with HUF, sign up for a card and use it to top up R. Use the code XDO9WY6E for Curve to get £5, top up Revolut at middle rates paying HUF using your bank card, and yes, Curve ship its cards to .hu addresses"
"#Refind quickly made it to my android homescreen, picking up the smartest, most interesting stories. Join here to get some coins too:"
"Possibly zombie container is disconnected from network bridge.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN @GitlabCI !!!"
cheers to the guy who managed to release a new #maven:3.5 #docker image reusing the existing version but with changed behaviour. You probably own a few million dollars to the world now :)
"looking forward to the Big Blue Hat, it will probably reach never-seen depths of the commercialized #opensource industry"
Atlassian's #JIRA in 2004 was a pretty good issue tracker. JIRA in 2018 with its latest UI is a #clusterfuck.
"Seriously, @INXPO? #AWS #onlineexperiences #innovate2018"
"see how much you spent on #android apps, and more importantly, reinstall your purchased old games with a click :) - I got to $130.. what're your stats?"
very impressive numbers and growth of #kotlin developers. #kotlinconf18
"hats off to @tomsplanner, got from registration to finished project plan in <10 minutes. Excellent introduction video and outstanding usability, that's how this should be done!"
the only #docker manual you'll ever need:
I have ZERO idea how people managed to deal with this for so many years. #virtualbox #win7 #hell
"if you don't use an original #Google rom on your #Android device, sorry, you have no idea what Android is all about"
"today marks the day when I first heard the term ""#nodejs application server"" on an #architecture meeting. I hoped it will die sooner."
the battery powered #Gillette Fusion ProGlide razor was easily the best $20 I have ever spent in my life
the cake is a lie.. but the #Pie has just arrived #Android9 #teampixel
"omg, finished @thimbleweedpark.. on #hard mode.. alone, without a walkthrough.. oh, wait"
here's a closed box with an unknown problem inside. How much time does it take to solve it? #softwaredevelopment
"if you learnt the office alarm code by heart, it's a warning sign.. that should not happen."
"in an ideal world, @postmanclient should be an @intellijidea plugin."
how far is the technology used by Google #Duplex from implementing the hosts of #Westworld? 20 years? Less?
"I'm really in love with @HashiCorp #Terraform, but it desperately needs a new logo"
#Chrome on Android deprecated the bottom navigation bar? Nooooooo :(
`#git checkout -` goes to the previously checkout out branch (as in `cd -`). No idea how I missed this for 10 years or so :)
"I use @CamScanner 1-2 times every month, like it a lot. Wanted to pay for it to acknowledge their hard work but there's no way I'll ever get into a subscription for this. Guess it's easier to make a great product than finding a working business model.."
"cracked, rooted and pulled LineageOS on an old #Xiaomi Mi4C today. Only took about 4 hours.. I was _almost_ missing this :)"
"I wonder what's #Google training in with humans behavior in the #WhereIsWaldo game. These experiments are so exciting, hope we'll know the details soon."
oh and use my invite link if you plan to join -
and the #portrait mode is spectacular #teampixel
"coming from the #nexus5x, things are happening pretty fast in #teampixel"
Happy Search A Flower Shop On #GoogleMaps Day!
it's interesting how much is in a name.. think they killed the whole platform with this single move. Anyone remembers #Typesafe or what is it called now? :)
I couldn't even list the morals of this great story: #npm #js #fuckwits
"as if #Teslas weren't cool enough already, now they can even mine cryptocurrencies for strangers while speeding - eat that, #Benz!"
this
What the hell is a Junior #Enterprise #IT #Architect?
the first #robot #ski tournament looks way most interesting than any other winter challenge I have seen recently -
"#JDK stable, secure or free - can choose two now. This no overlap of updates policy seems like a bad idea."
VIM!!
experts on the field
"`cat /proc/cpuinfo | grep cpu_insecure`
if this matches, your kernel already has the KPTI patch -"
That left me laughing in tears. #npm
tl;dr - we are doomed
"read this thread, we are writing history these days"
"not sure which is more outrageous news:
- all #Intel CPUs losing up to ~30% performance patching a design flaw ( ) or
- Intel #CEO selling all company stocks as news started to arise ( )"
"suspending #JVM startup until the #JPDA remote debugger connects is a neat trick, saved the day today"
"there, I said it: the #nexus3 repository server is plain freakin' lame and you should just be using #nexus2 instead"
"playing #Starcraft2 flawlessly on an Intel videocard, in 4k resolution, running on battery, without any noise, on Linux with #wine.. Hell, it's about time!"
#scalaX 2017 conference review from my friend @lachata_k - I'm so sorry I missed that one :(
things to avoid in #Bangkok: eat a good spoonful of green #chili believing it's green beans
"let me write you the #retrospective of any #IT project in advance:
- lack of communication
- uncertainty
- lack of action over these
You are welcome."
I love #AWS #Beanstalk no-downtime rolling updates - way cool!
online teamwork from a Thai museum's garden cafe with a multinational team discussing a post-golive fix plan sharing #IntelliJ screens over phones - check
so 2017..
"# ln -sf /usr/share/zoneinfo/Asia/Bangkok /etc/localtime
for the next two weeks :)"
"if you also run a #linux #laptop, do yourself a favour and run `#powertop --auto-tune` at startup. Haven't heard my fans since then and battery life seems to be about twice as much now"
"- You know #Transferwise, right?
- Guess so.. it's not a #Steam game, is it?"
"""#sbt's syntax is just honestly sinful. It looks like something the germans would have come up with... 70 yrs ago... in a submarine."" - I do feel your pain :)"
"first they ignore you, then they laugh at you.. and the #TOP500 supercomputer all run #Linux now and you know you were right 20 years ago ;)"
"I was sure an #archlinux install will be fun on a #ZBook 15"" screen in #4k"
so anyone knows when the #C5 #EC2 instances will become available in ap-southeast-1 / #Singapore?
"today's favourite #paste #tool
NAME
clbin: command line pastebin:
SYNOPSIS
<command> | curl -F 'clbin=<-'"
"""folder name as a service"""
"#FTL is the indie game I played the most in the last years, this looks at least as much fun - let's help making it happen!"
best #AWS #ECS manual I've seen to date - just works!
I never thought I would ever take #Microsoft's approach over #Google's but the #BurgerGate case forces me doing so -
I wish @SlackHQ wouldn't ask for a profile picture and offer a tutorial for my 6th #Slack site I'm registered on with the same email address
it's amazing how hard it is to get different parties on the same project to even talk to each other to exchange information they both seek
how many #cpu cores do you have at home? I counted 38 cores.. (and counting only the ones for general use)
"anyone knows if I can reset my @Spotify preferences? #DiscoverWeekly has turned into #WeeklyHorror recently, I'd rather retrain that #AI"
a reinforcement learning AI with zero base data to build knowledge on? Welcome to the new era -
that moment when you get an automatic #Slack notification that your #AWS #Beanstalk instances have auto-scaled up under load.. #cloud #magic
I like the idea of @apiaryio but not it's pricing.. it's probably a no-go as it is at the moment
"hey @Twitter, I want no no-op(!!) #bug on my #android notification bar, just get this outta here"
Bitcoin explained from scratch
how about a #gitlab Adult Edition where we play you double and you don't let the kids around blow up production twice a week?
these #Pixel2 phones look okay.. but what we really wanted was a bezel-less #Nexus
am I the last one on Earth reading #ApacheCamel documentation on their site? These inline snippet templates stopped working many months ago
"""leave me for a few minutes, I'm busy terraforming"" is the coolest excuse I ever had #terraform #AWS"
"#CloudCraft has the funniest commercialization plan ever, being a drawing tool, they limit not the options but the paper size"
nice to see #Firefox taking off again.. I gave up on them only about 6 months ago at last
"#gitlab could be a pretty well thought out service.. apart of its UI design, its notoriously bad performance and its crap availability :("
"go play #Polytopia. It's like #Civilization on the go, fast, strategic, a perfect fit for mobile"
cloud architects rock
the dark patterns of @bookingcom to manipulate users - - kudos to the Most Annoying Site On The Internet Ever
achievement unlocked: configured HTTPS mutual authentication with custom certificate authority.. and KeyStore Explorer is my new best friend
there are NINE different ways to write multiline strings in YAML -
why the fuck would I want to tweet or send to facebook *any* text selection from a @Microsoft @SQLServer documentation?! #idiotseverywhere
"when you hire a 0-day junior, ask him to pass his SSH public key and get no questions.. jackpot :)"
Appearently you are not supposed to send email to poor people in #OWA
ohh that's a thing of beauty: remote code execution #vulnerability on older #SpringBoot Whitelabel error pages -
"the ""new #JIRA experience"" rolled out to cloud customers has a real ""run away screaming"" effect on the first look 😱-"
- in case anyone's interested. That's exactly what I was looking for.
"#deepin #screenshot is a fantastic tool, I have no idea how I lived without it -"
I'd give my left hand for a #Swagger validator with some common sense and human-readable error messages
"#PHP forums are an infinite source for #geek humour.
Got a Permission Denied error? - chmod 777 recursively! - Yeah, just what Erik said!!"
"it's official, I'm a #PHP expert!"
#AndroidO looks promising on the #Nexus5X but where the hell is the Pixel Launcher?! Google Launcher is sooo 2015 :)
hmm have to try this :)
it's funny how#GooglePhotos algorithms discover the same enhanced and downloaded photo again and offer new round of enhancements in a loop..
"I waited a week before the judgment but can't help it, the #CitroenC3 is a sorry excuse for a car"
"loved #AustrianAirlines. After 10+ years of flying with the cheapest carriers, I completely forget that air travel can be a nice experience"
"it's scary how a freshly deployed #ElasticBeanstalk instance on #AWS receives a couple of /phpMyAdmin, /mysql etc attempt requests instantly"
"No, when a client moves ""unsubscribe from all email"", you don't have to send a ""thank you for updating email preferences"" email /cc @magento"
"oh, fresh programming language stats -"
#rotfl #genius
"I just love how ""wine StarCraft2.exe"" gets you a well.. completely working #StarCraft2 these days on #linux"
"stock #glassfish 3.1, download, unpack, start, 4+ pages of #OSGI errors. Stock glassfish4, download, unpack, #JSF console redirects in loop"
"#linkedin is possibly the most pointless website I'm a member of, I wonder why I did not abandon it years ago"
"my brain is hopeless. Getting it to listen to Indian English accent for 5+ minutes, it goes down to suspend mode automatically :("
"the word you are looking for is ""clusterfuck"" #budapest #ejegy #bkv"
"""the delegator first delegates to an intermediate delegate, and that delegate delegates to another delegate"" #API #Security #PieceOfCake"
configured my 4 extra mouse buttons with #xbindkeys to do something useful. Only took me about 1.5 hours or so.. #sowhat? :P #linuxpowered
is it me or #Twitter on the web looks different every week? Not exactly fancier.. but slightly differently lame
"and it's blazing fast too. Well done, Mozilla!"
"All @ManningBooks technical books are 50% off today with the coupon ""wm070417lt"" - #GETSOME"
"if you're also short on sdcards, #PINN is a fine tool to multiboot your #RaspberryPi -"
collaborative #BPM modelling with #Camunda? wow -
"on any website, looking for any random tool: ""You can install via Node Pack^W [tab closed]
I need tools which will stay around for 6+ months"
"it's official, I can't watch #Interstellar. Gave it three runs, did not reach the one-hour mark in total. It's just fuckin incredibly boring"
"I reconsider my early denial of #kotlin. With the industry support it has, it might become the logical next step #java devs seek for long"
"I guess most of us has a file on the desktop called ""faszom"". Mine seems to hold a partial LDAP dump holding LDIFs - what's in yours? :)"
"#ChromeHome's bottom tabs on android is a really bizarre.. no, wait, a brilliant idea!"
it's remarkable how most software projects benefit much more from #scaling down than scaling up.
I repeatedly crash my #Chrome tab on Linux with #GooglePhotos. I wonder if everyone at @Google uses #Firefox or how else this aint fixed yet
achievement unlocked: flashed a new #android ROM in the bath.
"#Chrome users, how can one send tabs back and forth across mobile and desktop? Not browsing history but opening tab directly on the other.."
oh and #loveatfirstsight :D
#office365's Focused Inbox feature did a great job sorting all the low prio scam into Focused and the few important mails to Other #welldone
"should you want to meet all your neighbors in a hotel in underwear, organize a fire alarm at 1AM. Tried it last night, works brilliantly"
"linux gaming: buy your AAA game, realize it won't start on your updated system 2 months after release, play through till it starts, you won!"
Ubuntu kills the Unity desktop - #toldya
"browsing around @IBM developer tools is really a trip to the #past. Dog slow page loads, 404 on every 3rd click, obsolete pages everywhere"
I wonder why there's no ready-made app helping with this process. Should be pretty straightforward to do it even on a phone
I'm getting tired of waiting for the inevitable death of current JS+REST #architectures. It's probably time to start re-educating the world
cc @balintmorocz @lachata_k
"fun fact: #google #streetview ""cars"" look pretty unusual in Venice"
amazing article - never knew #instagram people would fight that much only to grow a legion of auto likes and bot followers :D
should your kids beg to draw a rabbit at Saturday 7AM too:
I'm completely pro-EU but this # http #cookie regulation remains completely ridiculous. It delivers the #dailyWTF feeling each and every day
"yay, #ApacheWicket 8 has #Java8 lambda support for models. This is the last reasonable Java web framework I know.."
in case you live under a rock: #StarCraft is free from today!! -
"oh no, terrorists in #24Legacy are using #Oracle to store their sleeper cell list.. now HOW EVIL IS THAT!"
".. and there we go again, my old friend"
one really cannot execute a warm-up scenario with @GatlingTool which does not get measured and included in the report? #loadtesting
still not sure what a Monad can be used for? Here's the most straightforward practical explanation you will find
fired the cleaning lady at home and #gradle at work today - I'm not sure which one made a worse job on its own field.
an instructive #shapeless journey from my #Scala mate
this looks awesome. I really need to get back to Elm
a recommended read about why #RethinkDB failed -
the most important hands-on skill on #ipv6 is still how to disable it on all fronts. Amazing 10 years of #failure (and counting)
another Tuesday night in the city with friends and #pizzaque
"I had set up @jenkinsci today with working #kerberos #SSO authentication on #Linux from scratch in 60 minutes. Come, kneel before me Mortal!"
"""reports of terrible battery on the new 15"" #MBP life are inaccurate, and in response, #Apple removed the' time remaining' indicator"" #rotfl"
an in-depth review of this year's #scalax conference by my mate @lachata_k -
"""open source software is our shared digital infrastructure"" #scalax"
it didn't take 15 minutes to get me want to use #Shapeless in my Scala code NOW. Fascinating #scalax talk by @davegurnell
"I'd pay +20% to @Ryanair for a 2.5 hours long evening flight having the lights off and flying in silence. Steal the idea, make it happen."
"heading to London to my fourth #scalaX event, exciting times ahead! I hope we'll get a good overview of the future of the language"
that's a real thing of beauty
I haven't worked with a non-HD screen for years now. It's amazing how a 1366x768 resolution destroys both productivity and work morale
"December is a great time to show your support for parties you care about. Protect the open web, donate to @Mozilla -"
"eat that, #JS"
to all you dads out there
"if I swear I'm an expert user and promise not to blow up anything, can I get apt-get back on my #LibreELEC installation? Pretty please?"
geez #elmlang 0.18 is out for two days now and I missed this news completely. See the upgrade guide here:
"the HR term ""dedicated #devops team"" is probably not as catchy as it first sounds /cc @cakesolutions"
the funny part of all #monad explanations is that they are only funny once you already understood what monads are -
you can't beat #vim
Santa came early this year - #ddd #fp #scala
"is there a simple way to mark all #linkedin emails as #spam in gmail?
""Real deadline is asap."""
"my favourite docker container status on #RedHat's #OpenShift is ""CrashLoopBackOff"". Tells a lot about what you can expect in the time coming"
".. and despite this interview made me day, I'm still having lots of fun with the #FLHaskell course, recommended :)"
"- You are teaching #haskell for 20 years, tell us a single practical use of it
- You can combine 6 numbers with arithmetics to match a 7th!"
"based on the #Akka #documentation, I have absolutely no clue what to import to use this method. Is it me or is it #scaladoc this time?"
I do hope @playframework 2.5's dependency injection gets deprecated before I have to migrate my code from 2.4
a full house of #docker lovers gathering at Docker 1.12 Budapest #meetup
#gradle composite builds FTW! -
it was only 20 days shy from taking 4 complete years to grabbing it but it actually looks like an excellent read #AkkaInAction #ManningBooks
agree completely
I need to stop buying games I don't play. Buying books I don't read seems to be a much more mature hobby. #needmoretime
it's totally amazing how far mobile #photography has got in the past years -
a warm welcome to @Spotify's assumed new #datascientist who managed to score a 40+% hit rate over the previous months 1% in #DiscoverWeekly
#reallifestories
"#LibreELEC has its own #Spotify Web Connect addon in the official repo and it works out of the box, awesome!"
What's wrong with Object-Oriented Programming? -
that's cheating
nightmares tell a lot about ppl. Woke up today after being forced to using #RHEL for desktop AND having a puncture in my brand new run-flat
University of Glasgow's #functional programming course starts in a week - - it's still not late to join! #FLhaskell
"it's kind of funny to see a ""how to roll your own #linux distro"" article now - we did ours with @pnc_ in 1999 :) #beenthere #donethat"
the future is bright (and functional)
innovation
yawn #iPhone7 yawn yawn
there's a lot to learn from the #hashrocket #websocket shootout and its recent #haskell entry - and yeah it had its funny moments :)
and Elm in Action seems to be half off today at @ManningBooks if you're ready to board this train
man #elmlang :)
true story bro
"I trust @waze without a second thought. If it says jump in the lake, then that's the fastest route."
"beautiful, hired :)"
"""If that’s not zen, I don’t know what is."" - - #elmlang #frontend #zen"
you can also have a look at #purescript
keep losing focus in @intellijidea at Open Class / Open File dialog in #linux? -
"#FirstSevenLanguages
BASIC
Pascal
C
Java
Python
Ruby
Haskell"
to stay on the optimistic side..
"testdriving @elixirphoenix, a change made in the source *appears instantly* without touching the browser?? what the hell is going on here :)"
"mesh networks, farm deployment and rolling updates - - made easy with #docker #swarm"
it's totally amazing to watch a coworker spend net 8 hours on #facebook without interruption. I wouldn't accept such a job ever.
a few interesting points on software development with #Scrum -
"I'd trade #twitter's ""show me less like this"" for ""fuck off and don't ever bug me again"" anytime"
"I wish @Blizzard_Ent would change it's attitude towards #Linux, a native #Starcraft 1 HD would be an enormous hit -"
"I wanted to rant about @AtomEditor being completely unnecessary but it grew on me meanwhile. It's fast, clean and has great #elmlang support"
"""#Vim wasn't built in a day"""
now that I got hooked on #docker 1.12's new #Swarm based on this: - how is it still missing from #archlinux?!
this is what Amazon’s homepage looked like when it launched 21 years ago -
domination should never be a goal itself but I would welcome it as a natural consequence :)
"it just gets too long for a simple, pure #functional language to appear for the #JVM and dominate this miserable scene. Oh, hello #frege?"
"""as soon as I start wondering if a code generator would improve things, I think the programming language has pretty much failed me."" - +1"
noooooooooo :(
is there any point in 0~bracketed #paste mode1~ besides completely ruining a useful feature?
"great guy, recommended"
that means having Bioshock and Metro on our i965s /cc @GyorgyAbraham
#ohwell
the purple-skypeweb plugin for #pidgin is a great alternative to running the official #skype client on #linux -
"want #Spotify Connect on your #RaspberryPi streaming to your home amp? Configure it now: , thank me later."
"I can't get used to #Lightbend, it feels so awkward. While we are all about regrets this week, could we get back #Typesafe please?"
I welcome the fact how any decent developer job posts these days state a requirement on using #macos or #linux. High time to get some sense.
"I've yet to see a single #Brexit supporter, similarly to our local election last time. How am I always in contact with the minority only?"
#docker question of the year still stays unanswered at #DockerCon
done w/ #progfun2 on #coursera. FRP was fun but I'm glad I did not pay for it. Can't get rid of the feeling that I've seen all that before..
we got a #Slack Hawk Down - another reason to consider a self-hosted #Mattermost instance?
years ago #headhunters spent < 5s with a candidate's CV. These days candidates spend < 5s with a headhunter's offer.. #showerthoughts
"hey #Google, which part of a sheet should be changed accidentally? #GoogleSheets"
#java8's Optional.of(x) throwing NullPointerException when x is null is a brilliant gig. I'm not sure though how it made into the final spec
pretty excited about @coursera's #progfun2 scala course. It's been too long since I last took such a challenge.. sure that'll be fun again!
#CivilizationVI is announced and looks really exciting - - any news on the #linux version? /cc @gamingonlinux
"I absolutely love @bastiankrol's #Elm Friday series - - an outstanding intro to a beautiful #language, recommended"
the #Elm language looks really interesting.. I hope I'll see some practical use of the years I spent with studying #haskell
Food doesn't really go 'bad' something just starts eating it before you do. #showerthoughts
"one of the coolest #bash tricks indeed, try it out!"
"when have doubts interpreting any legacy crap's documentation, always believe in the worst possible version. #IBM #mqseries #reallifelessons"
inspiring thoughts from @vfarcic at the #craftconf #devops meetup. Never thought into the innovation aspect of #microservice development..
reduced my laptop's oversized #touchpad area to avoid accidental touches with 3 simple commands. #linuxpowered
`tail -f fuse.log | ccze -A` - colorize your heartless #logs and turn them into smart content prepared for #humans
"""toss eighteen trillion coins in the air for a while and a few of them are going to keep landing the same side up for a long, long time"""
choose your poison
The #typonazi I became with age.. #microsoft #iot #buisness
indeed!
I can't get rid of the feeling that #scala has lost most of its momentum in the last months. Could someone prove me wrong please?
"by far my favourite #docker #error message is: `TypeError: a bytes-like object is required, not 'str'`"
not sure I see the selling point of a #smartphone-driven #coffee machine but appearently you can buy it already:
"the #rustlang tutorial kicks off with writing a guessing game. Nice choice, I do that with any new language/framework for ~25 years now :)"
a new default skin is coming for #Kodi 17-
"a tool for assisted blue-green deployment with #docker? Hello #DockerFlow, welcome on board -"
"""My resume is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again."" #showerthoughts"
#ubuntu is picking #zfs as it's preferred FS for containers from 16.04 -
"just discovered #mattermost as an open source #slack alternative. If the test-drive from #docker goes smooth, we'll switch in a second.."
"got enlightened today of the 22 parameters mystery in #scala: 10 was too few, 11 was better and got doubled for extra safety.. cool!"
let's get this party started #lightbend #budapest #meetup
about cheap trees and expensive bits.. #amazon #kindle #specialdeal
I got to work more on self control. Had no chance to restrain from ordering a #rpi3 today..
"the official #akka documentation on #AkkaStreams is really commercial grade, but a mobi version for #kindle would be a nice addition"
join us and meet the @typesafe/@lightbend team in #Budapest next week at the budapest.scala #meetup -
it's a bit tricky to claim #Lagom *is* #opensource with its source becoming available sometime in March /cc @lightbend
all I want for Christmas is a stable #docker storage driver.. better make it Eastern though
dig up your own #tweets from the #past with this simple java project -
"replaced #ddwrt with #tomato firmware on my e2000 #router, the wireless performance exploded. Should have done this years ago.."
"#LetsEncrypt is a free, automated, and open certificate authority (CA), run for the public’s benefit - - #security"
how many #Java devs does it take to parse a #SOAPEnvelope from a byte array?
it always feels right to package a single 470 bytes long shell script into a 2k jar file with #maven.. welcome to the #enterprise!
"""To enjoy #Spotify, please install Adobe #Flash"" - you must be kidding me dude"
complete #Google's security checkup today for +2Gb free cloud storage -
#ohwell
.. and Don't Starve - #Shipwrecked looks too great to miss
"oh no, more lemm^H^H^H^H#steamsale"
"an interesting, openionated view on the current state of #bitcoin -"
#docker 1.10 and #compose 1.6 are out in the wild now -
I'm not exactly sold on either #iproute2's syntax or it's output formatting - - #nettools was readable at least
"well done #swiftkey, you made my day!"
"#springboot banners ftw! - - and +1 for the XML specification, you can't go #enterprise without that"
"judging by a 5 days long evaluation period, #maternity is not all that difficult, as long as you don't run out of paper towels"
the day when your brand new foiled @HP laptop arrives with a power-on password enabled and no notes in the package..
"an #rpi driving an RC car, a fascinating experiment - cc: @b0c1 @dnsmusic"
"oh the glory days when we rolled our own mini #linux distro back in 1999.. we've come a long way, baby"
looking for a #docker base image with #jdk8? #alpinelinux brings it down to 117 MB -
"gosh, if wouldn't every linux #gaming session start with 2 hours of fixing #steam itself.."
still having crashes with #kernel 4.3 and #docker? This link explains the problem and shows how to fix it:
"never again, #ApacheCamel"
"my #stackoverflow question ""#Docker Registry 2.0 - how to delete unused images?' has reached 2500 views.. yeah, I agree it's a notable one"
building your own wired router is an easy but interesting challenge - - but how about a wireless one?
"""lack-of-money driven architecture"" - #reallifestories"
#homeoffice FTW
linux #kernel 4.3 + #docker 1.9 = #NoLove
happy new year #scala! - - I hope these goals will stick this year
"it's high time to get this year started, I depleted all the news six time a day since xmas"
"in other news, new year resolution will remain FHD on 15.6"" but paired with an I7 6820HQ, 32gb ram and an M.2 ssd.. #zbookstudio \O/"
"new year resolution for 2016: learn #systemd and #journalctl properly at last, as they really seem to stay with us for a while"
"I'm not really fond of the new @intellijidea branding. Every time I see IDEA 15's splash screen, it looks pretty lame.."
"""there's no school like the oldschool, and I'm the fuckin headmaster"" - #movietime #rocknrolla"
"I do love those sponsored #weblogic on #docker tweets. Some people just refuse to get the point, don't they.."
how can we let off some steam if #Steam is down?!
"Intel #AMT sounds exactly like a hardware #backdoor technology made official, with a proven exploit which works even when it's disabled"
watch the talks from #DockerCon EU 2015 online -
I donated to @mozilla today because I #lovetheweb. Join me and help build + protect the Web forever
Erik Osheim's talk from Scala Days mentioned by @milessabin - (pdf) #scalax
# really looks like a command line http client for humans -
"#scala gag of the day: "".. it's actually a Try“ #scalax"
"from hello to monad transformers in 30 mins with @noelmarkham at #scalax, awesome talk!"
"strong consistency is the wrong default, always think in consistency boundaries #scalax"
"failure is completely natural, treat it like anything else - @jboner talking about #resilience at #scalax"
teaching and custom built #DSLs rarely match #scalax
"we can't fill #scala documentation gaps with #haskell. Or rather, we really shouldn't.. #scalax"
"when to use Try, Option and Either in #scala - - we'd need more documentation like this #scalax"
the #Ruby community has scaled successfully.. their code didn't do that well #scalax
awesome inspiring keynote by @jessitron on important aspects of scaling intelligence to outer space #scalax
just landed in London for #scalax starting tomorrow - prepare for massive twitter coverage.
project #jigsaw missing the #Java9 release train again? I wonder if somebody shouldn't get fired over there..
it's freakin' incredible what you can get these days for $5 - - and it's 40% faster than Raspberry Pi 1 #PiZero
Writing code without types is like..
the day when I Google Translate my own presentation slides from English to my native language.. without any success
I can't believe how bad @KodiTV on @OpenELEC stutters audio over #NFS. Aint this something trivial which should just get solved?
the new HP #ZBook Studio looks like it has everything I was looking for in a new #skylake laptop
I do hate living those days which get into the history books. #ParisAttacks
my slides on building #reactive systems with #akka are up at slideshare:
"got my first USB-C cable, it's really convenient.. oh, the #Nexus5X aint bad either"
anyone wants a #oneplusxinvite? I got one to give away..
friends don't let friends run #docker on #RHEL
I absolutely love what happens when you right click on the #PlayFramework logo at - well done @typesafe :)
"and well, #remarkjs looks damn impressive turning simple #markdown into shiny presentations -"
what you need to know about #docker storage driver choices - - before reality burns down your half-baked setup
the #scalaX 2015 conference program is out and looking great - - see you there in a few weeks
it's been 10 years now and for complex and secure webapp development I still know no better choice than #ApacheWicket
"most are excited about going reactive and scaling out to the sky, ""Java Rockstars"" still blog about reading files into a string - #omg #1998"
"Polygon has a hands-on review on the #steambox and steam controller, but I had my hopes much higher than that :| -"
#Adobe confirms major #Flash vulnerability in all versions on all platforms - - it's probably time to say goodbye
"streaming content over 8000 concurrent #websocket connections at 60% cpu load with #scala, #akka and #playframework - awesome!"
how #Uber scales their real time platform - - a lot of interesting and questionable choices
clicking on a disguised link on twitter and have a #pdf download started is the online version of walking into a booby trap. *boom*
I hope this will help closing the #Java era - - I'm sick and tired of all the narrow-minded java/JEE devs anyway
turns out #scalaJS did not become less scary in a year.. let's let it rest for another one
"well played, @rockpapershot - #cookies #laws #idiotseverywhere"
"recognized #architecture guideline: ""eventually inconsistent"""
#gnome 3.18 is out! Did you know that the version number refers the number of times the file selector got redesigned from scratch?
"does an excellent job of tracking your favourite #music artists and #releases in a dead simple way, recommended!"
"it's shocking to see new 15"" laptop models with a 1366x768 screen in 2015 - #hp and #lenovo both managed to announce one this week"
a great example of beautiful #scala #api design -
my new take on casual gaming: start #retropie and fire up a few random #snes games from 1988-1992. Have fun for 20 mins and then fall asleep
today would have been a perfect time to return to smoking. I'd really need to get back to writing code or I'll go crazy pretty soon now..
I wonder how a daily upgraded #archlinux can be 100 times more stable than a commercial #RHEL.. it must be the cathedral vs bazaar syndrome
nice to see #archlinux coming out top of this year's #reddit /r/Linux survey on the desktop -
omg how f.ugly that new #google logo is -
authors should embrace writing short tech books. I'd gladly pay double for a book half as short with the same thoughts expressed neater
Zero-latency Typing in #IntelliJ IDEA 15 EAP - #instantget
"I wasn't always scared off by an easy guide of 26 steps for unlocking, rooting and customizing my #android phone - a clear sign of my age"
so it seems it was #google blowing up #gps locking in #android #lollipop after all? -
"it could be a fun job chasing those #lenovo #thinkstation sources leaking the new #P50 with Intel #Xeon E3-1500M, 64g #DDR4 and a 4k display"
"it's a bit warm here inside at 30C to break in my new #snowboard boots but hey, #WinterIsComing!"
#git 2.5 brings #worktree support - - that looks like a keeper when simultaneously working on multiple branches
I wouldn't be sure that #somethinghappened is not a viral marketing campaign in #windows10. Enable it for 3 days and you get famous for free
"""As a devops professional in 80 percent of your time you will do operations and in 20 percent development"" - #bestofHR #devops #wat"
"and @takipid, please double check your otherwise valuable retweeted content because that one really scored below 0 @lukaseder @JavaOOQ"
noone can become a proper #geek without switching to a #tiling wm
a nice #REST/#json rant - - I'd also add security concerns (#OWASP A4)
"the #debian installer looks the exact same as in #1997. Not a bad thing, just sayin' (I still prefer the #arch way though)"
"""holiday"" noun /ˈhɒl.ɪ.deɪ/ IT - An uncomfortable short period of time when you turn off #exchange sync on your phone"
"""quadratic features compute pairwise feature interactions, as they allow us to capture the covariance of the initial timbre features"" #WAT"
"echo > /dev/tcp/targethost/22
check targethost's specified TCP port for being open without using #telnet - #bash #linux @climagic"
"trained my ML model and calc'ed my personal movie recommendations. Turns out I'd watch The Usual Suspects.. 10y old news, still in the queue"
"I hope that finishing @edXOnline #ApacheSpark and #MachineLearning courses teach me how to type the #python keyword ""lambda"" at the 1st try"
that's aint your grandma's #kinect - - #ProjectSoli #Google
enabling #HTTP2 in #jetty couldn't really get easier -
a sad day for #apple users - - it's probably time to change your stored #passwords
"oh @SlackHQ, don't tell me you can't handle UTF-8 in #Slack channel names.."
"huge praise to @edXOnline's free #CS100.1x course - excellent video coverage, clear explanations, lots to learn - #datascience #BigData"
I have no idea how on Earth could I deliver any documentation ever without #BenWebster
..the day when you realize that your #sysadmin measures load average in #celsius..
for all you #vim #noobs out there with #love
"you know @ATTResearch, this #EPL acceptance ritual of yours is outrageous. Better keep #ksh closed-source, I'm sure we'll do fine without it"
"""Do you think that #reactive programming is a paradigm shift, or just a fad?"" - @PacktPub you gotta be kidding with this survey question :)"
"TLDR: if one claims he's better off without a type system, he's yet to see a proper one /cc @GyorgyAbraham"
"if you are another die-hard #scala guy from the #EU, make sure you check out the Curry On Prague conference in July -"
you know you got a fine #continuousdelivery setup when your team is dare to roll out a new release 4 minutes before the live customer demo
today marks the day when I first wanted to naturally use #currying with the #java8 stream api (and failed)
OMG I never thought a #dell notebook would make me drool - - #xps15 #InfinityEdge
#edx's free online course about Big Data with @ApacheSpark starts today - - it's still not too late to join!
hmm just met #doobie - - let's take a test drive /cc @b0c1 @lachata_k
"load average: 61.65, 33.57, 20.28, 16g mem + 2.5g swap gone - #docker at #work :)"
creating a 500Gb new virtual harddrive with #virtualbox in over 25 minutes. Did I say #virtual? ⊙﹏⊙
today's accomplishment: #stub a #spy with #mockito - read on to learn this trick here:
to the #Java9 #wishlist: add multi-line string support
join the fun and let's beat the GameSys guys in their own game again - - cc @lachata_k @MateMagyari @OfficialGamesys
"Current status: ""Unused images consume 130G"" - #docker private registry #cleanup"
played hours of #MonkeyIsland2 on my #RaspberryPi today. @grumpygamer's masterpiece is 24 years old now but it's just as amusing as ever \O/
"""#OSGI: From How #Exciting To How #Disgusting in 21 Days"" - the story is based on actual events ..."
a really interesting #experiment to strip everything unused from a #docker image -
"if all you have is a #camel, everything looks like a camel. - - #apachecamel #jpa #dudewtf"
#burton #2016 catalog leaked online - - #snowboarding #hardgoods #GetSome
anyone has a #docker #registry 2.0 cleanup #script? - - #lazyweb #help #please
"with the right tools, you can tackle #BigData problems in 20 minutes in the bath. We're living in incredible times... #scala #ApacheSpark"
"#blizzard's #hearthstone is one of the few #mobilegames I keep enjoying after the first two hours. Even better, it's completely #free"
"as I see it in the moment, taking #OSGI's enormous #complexity is a complete #waste of time with no return value at all - #FuseESB"
#docker 1.6 platform release is out in the wild - - time to upgrade the private registries to 2.0 on Monday
master #git branching interactively - - it's time to show off your git-fu skills!
Wundercar is the new way to move in your city. Earn a free ride by redeeming this voucher code: A1JKI.
"should #gnome 3.16's default #icon size concern you, open #nautilus, find preferences in the Files menu at the top left and set the default"
a built-in #backdoor API to reach root from any user on #OSX? - - #apple #security #OMG
"if you know where to look, #reddit is a frakin' #goldmine"
"#drawio is incredible - just what I was looking for to draw fantastic looking #diagrams with no setup and no hassle, very much #recommended"
"Do NOT close this window, refresh this web page, click Back or Forward, or click a URL in another window. If you do so, the meeting will end"
"#docker, the missing parts -"
downloading #android #lollipop for my #Sony #Z3compact. See you in 30 minutes.. I hope it'll stay alive :)
"""New Features in #Java 9"" - - coming next spring with #sjavac and #projectjigsaw"
the fact that you need a blog entry to show how to put a #JDBC driver into a #jboss server shows how much their concept sucks /cc @AdamBien
oh hello #beauty - - #gnome 3.16 is out and looks better than ever
showing now required push/pull information on my #bash prompt besides the current #git branch - #linux #climagic
"""The Microservice Revolution: Containerized Applications, Data and All"" - #microservices #docker #virtualization"
"OMG #dust.js, did you ever try to load your own site from a #mobile browser?!"
"echo alias highlight=\""ack --passthru --color-match=bright_yellow\"" >> ~/.bashrc
ps auxwww | highlight bash
/cc @climagic"
"just realized I have no #cron installed at all on my @archlinux. Hello #systemd #timers, nice to meet you -"
#maven 3.3.1 brought lots of #features - - project specific default #build options sound particularly useful
woah #BioshockInfinite really runs natively on #linux.. even if my #nvidia #quadro won't handle much of it
"there's no excuse for throwing #NullPointerException from your tool meant for end users, ever. Yes, I'm looking at you, #ApacheCXF"
now that's one properly coated #rpi2 - my #pibow #coupé has arrived
#docker #achievement unlocked: have 5 connected containers auto-provisioned from the #CI server running on a remote host
packaged the #IBM #Websphere #MQServer installation today from scratch in <2 hours with #docker. It really became a hands-on skill in days..
so @amazon charges unused but running @awscloud images in its #free tier plan within the first free year - a $70 lesson learnt
"played 3 hours of Metal Gear Solid on the #rpi2 with a wireless controller, a flawless experience. Kudos to #retropie and #emulatorstation!"
#BPMN is such a lame ass joke
#OMG #retropie really works - flawless #retrogaming on big screen TV with wireless controller #c64 #psx #gba on #rpi2
#devops for prez!
so my #jenkins pulls the #ansible script from #git which installs #fig configs on target hosts which provision linked #docker containers
I wonder why --sig-proxy=false isn't the default option for `#docker attach`..
miss #lint tooling for #scala? #Abide looks quite promising -
"#HTTP2 is finished and got approved, see what's new at"
#docker cheatsheet for your #devops pleasure -
another praise for @gitblit - had set up secured #git repo hosting on #linux with #ActiveDirectory authentication in less than an hour
relaxed cruising in the city on a sunny afternoon #wazewin
it's been a long long time since I got impressed by anything #Java related but #springboot seriously kicks ass
"damn, I hate writing #goodbye letters"
production rollout on #Sunday - keep calm and go sledding
woah #JDK7 reaches #EOL (end of public updates) in 2 months - - have you upgraded yet to Java 8?
"don't match your #scala Options, #fold them -"
#RaspberryPi2 ordered. I only hesitated 6 hours more than I should had.. now it'll take another 5 weeks to get it back to stock - #ouch
I can't really decide if #systemd development looks damn cool or damn scary these days - look at what's new:
"confused with the new red `#top` from #procps-ng? Press z, V, 1, y, m, m, t, t, t, W and it's set up. #nokidding -"
"setting up #cloud deployment is like helping a cow give birth, you're up above the elbow, don't see a word and strongly hope to succeed soon"
playing with #ApacheSpark I'm happy I skipped all the dark ages of #Hadoop
the #HP 850 G2 looks like a perfect #linux #laptop - - but I'd bet my 2nd gen 4core is faster than a 2core #broadwell
I wonder how many of these $1200 #Sony #walkmans will get every sold - - #CES2015
"the #Panasonic SD2500 is the best goddamn #alarm clock I ever had, very much recommended"
woah haven't seen #Monday for three weeks now. Didn't even realized first it's her.. didn't exactly missed either
"btw if you have a decent hardware, #Firefox beta is damn impressive on #android, make sure you give it a try"
I donated to @mozilla today because I #lovetheweb. Join me and help build + protect the Web forever:
following @headinthebox's guide to #haskell leaves one with beautiful pure code and sh*tloads of unwashed dishes. #enjoy #fp101x
"dear #lazyweb, I need a photo #printer recommendation with 100% #linux support and network printing. It's not 2003 anymore, you know #Canon"
"after reading all the incredible bad reviews of #BeyondEarth, I'm pretty close to picking up the original #AlphaCentauri instead for #xmas"
"""Skype will translate speech in real time"" - man, I wish #Skype could simply transfer chat messages in real time.."
"best talk of #scalax so far delivered by @runarorama - clear thoughts, excellent presentation, #art and #happiness above all"
ran out of fuel? @cakesolutions' mocha saves the day at #scalax
"arrrrgh I need one of these ""I'm fully functional"" t-shirts.. way too cool #scalax"
incredible 9 minutes of #snooker - - you need to watch @ronnieo147's latest 147 to actually believe it
You are currently number 14 in the queue. You should be connected to an agent in about 22:26 - online #support #fail at 12:44 cc @motorolaUK
"I just can't take anyone seriously praising #JSF in front of #Netbeans, no matter how much of a #rockstar (bah) he is claimed to be"
#typo of the week: Surrently.
"declaring #money amounts as float, number of months as BigInteger.. #bestpractices #reallifestory"
"I wonder how many #production #java #keystores on Earth are running with the password ""changeit"""
#Linux beating #OSXYosemite #performance in about every benchmark running on the same #macbook air -
"oops, it looks like #FP101x week 8 excercises got me unprepared tonight"
"#spotify is a damn good deal for €5, I'm already addicted. Wish it had a feature-complete #XBMC addon too for my #RPi.."
#colossus looks like an interesting #scala framework to build #microservices -
"Erik is amusing as ever but parser combinators bore the shit out of me on #fp101x. Also, that looks a pretty awkward way of teaching #monads"
tuned my colored #maven script to show #gnome desktop notifications on successful/failed builds. No more glaring boring mvn runs for minutes
the #scalax schedule is now available: - can't wait to visit #London again in #December
"yay, @intellijidea 14 #final is released -"
just show me anyone who doesn't hate the #gnome shell workspace switcher popup whole-heartedly
you can't beat @waze in the city
"ORA-01461: can bind a LONG value only for insert into a LONG column
as in:
can't update XMLType, CLOB value is over 4k chars
#oracle #wtf"
I'd use a #feature which syncs reading status between my #kindle book and my paper copy. Anyone forms a #startup on that?
"""- the sad thing with that typeless javascript world is
- that it exists
- ah yes, thanks""
#colleagues #inwork"
use `git update-index --assume-unchanged filename` to keep local changes untracked by git - a lifesaver with git-svn and an idiot upstream
so where do I find the 3D button in #firefox to ... #aaaahhhh #gotcha
Play Sid Meier's Civilization® V for free until Oct 23 @ 10:00am #steam #linux #gaming -
"to keep your old #extensions working with #gnome 3.14: `gsettings set org.gnome.shell ""disable-extension-version-validation"" true`"
"#gnome 3.14 has arrived, #arch users celebrate worldwide"
'agile bookkeeping' sounds like one dangerous practice
the day you find 1200 org.apache.* classes plain copied into a #jbossweb7 artifact. I have yet to see such a #lame ass gang in the JEE scene
Today is the 2nd time in my life I see an #authentication system getting introduced with using a #password but no #username - #security #OMG
a remote #exploit vulnerability caused by #bash?! #OMG -
"congrats to the #gnome team on the 3.14 release, this looks really awesome -"
#counterstrike Global Offense^H^H^W Offensive is now public beta on #linux.. #gametime!
Apple releases U2 album removal tool - - that alone tells so much of a story #apple #rotfl
"I wish I had a dollar for every idiot whose article I have actually seen published at @DZone. No, I won't give you a link this time."
big praise to @Atos for its welcome package. That #chocolate is one of the better ones I've tasted.. appreciated!
I wonder if Project #Jigsaw makes it's way to #Java9 this time - the upcoming features' list aint look bad:
haven't had so much #fun coding #Java for months as today rebuilding some UI with Apache #Wicket. It's still the best choice at work as ever
"according to latest rumours, #nexus6 will be a 5.2"" device based on LG G3, manufactured by a taiwanese company and codenamed Motorola #Shamu"
"#legal documents should be turned to #programs. Statically checked, compiled, syntactically verified and semantically valid."
nvidia #shield tablet reviews are convincing but I have no idea what #android games I'd want to play or generally what I'd use a tablet for
need a #hint how to possibly remember the new name of the #XBMC project.. #kodi just rings no bells at all
got RWD? Learn to drift from Chris Harris - looks way more easy than how far I ever got with that topic :)
"playing with my #akka based #twitter sampler, top hashtags were #MTVHottest, #PopAsiaGOT7 and #4YearsOfOneDirection. How #disappointing :)"
"#civilization #beyondearth hands-on experiences from @rockpapershot -
- reactive gameplay and storytelling, #yummies"
and @intellijidea still thinks that my now valid #sbt config class can not be compiled.. #GRRR
#sbt multiproject #setup with xsbt-web plugin; while(true) { sbt.reload }
OMG why #civilization5 has no in-built #clock on screen like #civ4 had? just.. one.. more.. #turn..
"Sid Meier's #Civilization: #BeyondEarth release date announced - October 24th, 2014 - another happy day for #linux #gamers"
another very accessible #functor/#monads tutorial: hand-picked from #haskell weekly news
#android's beautiful upcoming material #design detailed -
"and no, #agile is not 'lack of process'"
"our #team has reached a #conclusion today: that's not #waterfall development what we are dropped into, that's the #fountain model"
(I never thought I'll say that ever)
"#Scala eXchange 2014 tickets purchased, see you all in December! #scalax #london"
"hey #gnome team, about the 3.13.3 relnotes, why not add network-aware #proxy settings as well? It'd be really useful for everyone on the go"
I wish #motorola would release a sexy new #razr with #AndroidL this summer.. that would make me trade my RAZRi without a second thought
"watching the #io14 news, #materialdesign bought me on the first look -"
#XCOM: Enemy Unknown is released for #linux and is on #steam already. Looks like native linux #gaming is really becoming a reality this year
"whenever I'm forced to write code with #jboss #seam during the day, I have to code some #scala / #liftweb at night to remain self-conscious"
"if you are not using #Anka/Coder Condensed as your #terminal #font, then you really should. #fontwars #typography"
"..talking of which, #Civilization IV, my personal favorite got a native #linux port too.. time for some serious big-screen gaming tonight!"
#CivilizationV is released natively on #linux - - and it's 75% off for another day
just signed up for Eric Meijer's Introduction to FP course: - can't wait to see @headinthebox in action again
#glossy vs #matte notebook screens were no question to me.. until I met this video -
"on technologies, trends and choices.. - #spring #rotfl"
the TV series #24 can still condense more action into 9 minutes of an episode than most full-blown movies into 90.. I'm seriously #impressed
my first day with #eclipse - - by @thecodinglove
about the disappointing state of the current #linux opengl driver support -
"most pathetic bug of the month - - open for 5 years, ""requires significant redesign of component JS"" - #jboss #wtf"
"woohoo, #24 #season9 premiers tonight.. and 'they plan another full scale attack' -"
..dont go sleep on lid close (#systemd) and has complete freezes (#flashplugin + #nouveau). Are we back to the 90s or #wtf is going on?!?
"seriously, what's wrong with #linux these days? my notebook lost backlight settings (#nvidia), has UI refresh/blinking issues (#nvidia), ..."
I don't see a valid reason to turning #firefox29 into #chrome but I want the gay rounded tabs go from my browser as soon as humanly possible
"#OMG #spring you never saw that coming - RT @puffnfresh: Wow, this is hard: #java"
how to avoid #oracle #sqldeveloper hanging in 30 mins idle time - - this buggered me for years now
"35226 [main] INFO .DefaultLifecycleProcessor - Starting beans in phase 2147483647
#spring #intmax #reallifestory"
favourite #intellijtip for the week is switching between the opened class and it's unittest by ctrl+alt+T - hey #DevoxxFR here we come!
more awesome #civilization #beyondearth gameplay details - - I hope I can put my hands on a #linux #beta version
I wonder what's the minimum amount of #twitter replies on a topic based on which you can safely claim someone a #troll. It must be < 8.
#Tesla Model S running #ubuntu - - the intrusion detection system is pretty much #wtf though
"#git-svn is a lifesaver when one's forced to work with #subversion, handling many svn #branches in the same git repo makes things so easy"
"#JSF2 amazes me every time I need to tinker with it. What a #braindead piece of #crap that is, congrats to everyone involved.."
RT @ManningBooks: New #MEAP! Getting ready to launch #Reactive Design Patterns by Roland Kuhn and Jamie Allen -
a short video on #gnome312 new features - - I'm a happy gnome user but I can't get used to those huge flat headers
29 stunning #photos from #Budapest - - via @GyorgyAbraham
I could just watch this all day long instead of working on the #layout -
"if the #nvidia-#gnome-#clutter trio wouldn't kill my linux desktop performance, I'd never try again #nouveau. Now I'm seriously #impressed."
"I'm so much fed up of abusing presidential powers in the #US, this just should get stop -"
the #cron expression '0 15 10 * * ? 2013' is a damn fine way of booking some consulting work for 2014 #justseenthat #reallifestory
#spritz is an #incredible new approach to #reading -
enable hw-acceleration for #firefox 64-bit on #linux using proprietary #nvidia drivers: MOZ_ACCELERATED=1 MOZ_GLX_IGNORE_BLACKLIST=1 firefox
"""If you’re not pissing someone off, you probably aren’t doing anything important"" - yeah, that's how it goes"
"'Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you '.."
"#extreme #programming #languages, chapter 14: the #ArnoldC language - - LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY - ENOUGH TALK"
"as a sidenote, the most important skill of an #architect is to see what technologies to avoid at all costs. I also keep a long list of those"
I have successfully avoided #JSF for years but turns out that this was the best I could do. I just wish #Wicket would have wider adoption
"A nice, rounded comparison of #haskell web frameworks - - I can't explain but #yesod still looks scary for me"
Ever wished for a strategy guide for life itself? Your wish is granted -
"#russian extreme #slalom - - the most impressive #snowboarding video I've seen in a while, via @pnc_"
#coursera team's blog about why they use #scala - - it sounds a bit happier though than it probably should
"it's a shame I have zero time for #boardgames these days, would love to try #Caverna once - - #gameoftheyear"
today marks the day when my endorsements for #scala overtook the ones for #sql on #Linkedin.. oh #happy day!
the most #awesome #clock EVER - - that thing alone justifies buying a 3D printer
"protected void doCommit() {
setComplete();
endTransaction();
startNewTransaction();
}
#txmanagement #reallifestory"
purchased Beginning #Haskell for the #kindle at last. I wonder if it will be suitable for reading a technical book but will find out soon
"hey #mozilla, can I please have my donation back? That's definitely not what I paid for -"
"weekend #horror: installing #windows7 for dad. Incredibly slow, nagging, clueless shit. Only found out it has an audigy w/ a ported #lspci.."
it's either #twitter has a new #design or the hotel wifi connection in Zurich somehow loads a broken css. I hope it'll be gone soon anyway
"it's extreme disappointing to see how the word #agile usually stands for ""lack of process"" in project management in practice"
"thought #msoffice should just import a plain CSV file where the first field is ""ID""? You are wrong.. horribly wrong -"
a new #haskell book is out: Beginning Haskell: A Project-Based Approach - looking for reviews and a #kindle version
"Mark Jason Dominus: Why I like Java - a razor sharp, brutal honest opinion about what #java has become. Fully agree"
The State of Apache #Wicket 2014 - - which is still the best #java #web framework around for so many years now
"for me, the @thoughtworks tech radar has lost it's credibility years ago - - #akka in assess, #python3 new? come on.."
his #carving is not my style but he really learnt a lot from #freestyle @SnowboardAddict lessons - - /cc @pnc_
#google selling #motorola mobility to #lenovo? - - #wtf
"home-baked ideas and #security by obscurity always makes my day. Easy to get around, funny to recall, they even make a good story at parties"
..then I endorsed him for #JBoss.. and then he endorsed me for #UML.. then I moved #PHP.. and things just got out of control.. #linkedin
meanwhile in #Kiev - - incredible to see those places I have been at 2 years ago like this
#blizzard turns #starcraft2 multiplayer to a free game for everyone -
"how #amazon ships your package before you've ordered it - - well, kinda"
"public void setType(Type type) {
// read-only
}
#notkiddin #readonly"
the disable workspace switcher popup extension for #gnome3 is a real life saver - #usability
"..which also clearly shows how desperate this move has made me, as I usually can not fix anything which I can not connect to via #ssh."
"whoever came up with the idea of renaming files from Open File dialogs, I hope you lost your job already. #grumpy #monday"
play the #regex #golf - - how far do you get?
"RT @jboner: ""Every street becomes like a fresh powder run”—I want one, NOW: /cc @pnc_"
best game review about the most #wtf game I've seen in a while on @rockpapershot - - got wood?
the first round of #steammachines as shown at #CES2014 -
you thought you're hardcore? #xmonad #haskell #kinesis #advantage
"#logitech support amazes me every time. Replacing a failed product instantly w/ no hassle is a feature you can not beat, that how it'd work."
first Monday since middle of December. Feels exactly like how it sounds.
I haven't been into #bitcoin yet but that was am interesting read - - any bitcoin fans care to comment on it?
I really wonder how much market share one can lose by pixel on crucial things like that :)
"anyone around has experience using #HiDPI screens on #linux, #gnome3 and java apps like @intellijidea? What should one expect these days?"
"did the last #reactive assignment in <3 hours, written requirements helped a lot. Thanks for the course, it was time well spent. #coursera"
"I just donated to @mozilla b/c they're building the web the world needs. If you #lovetheweb, too, donate today:"
"the #steam holiday sales goes on for a while now but @grumpygamer's #thecave for EUR3.5 is a really incredible offer, get it while it lasts"
"got some water on my laptop keyboard (don't ask), the only lost keys are ( and ). Guess I'll have to stick to #haskell till I get it fixed.."
"the #kindle #paperwhite is an absolutely awesome device, recommended. Now someone stop me one-click buying books please"
"$10m for a flawed random generator? - - This story is so 90's, #NSA needs to get more creative for the new century"
"a nice comparison of #granturismo6 vs #reallife - - real life has more ads, gt6 has more shadows"
"No Caps: Fallout 1, 2 And Tactics Free At #GOG -"
"""so where are the transaction boundaries in your application? - Huh, what?!"" - and now you know you have a problem"
"great work @RDio, at last someone who got music streaming right! The web interface is gorgeous, I gotta check out the #xbmc plugin as well"
the #steamOS will be available tomorrow - - luckily I *am* an intrepid Linux hacker already.. can't wait!
"buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it - #daftpunk"
watching my 1.5 years old executing a flawless backtrack while putting together matching pieces of increasing size - it's clearly Saturday
"London feels old and dirty but definitely has a unique atmosphere. Oh and some great ales, that too."
"awesome new #slick tricks are shown at #scalax, looks like with version 2.0 it's really getting there"
"uh-oh, it's upgrade time again - RT @intellijidea: IntelliJ IDEA 13 is Released! Work Miracles in Java and Beyond"
I generally don't dig #bdd but #scalatest error messages do look helpful. Not sure it's worth all the implicit hassle though #scalax
"the best session of the day award easily goes to @sirthias, it was great fun to watch the amazing features of #spray live at #scalax"
an interesting discussion at @reddit_haskell: What's the deal with Erik Meijer?
the proper way to finish a #scalaX day
dependency management is the afghan war of the JVM #scalaX
I love how everyone states implicits are dangerous and not recommended *unless* it's required for their own favourite trick #scalaX #macros
An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field- nice Niels Bohr quote from @viktorklang #scalax
HTML is dead - couldn't be put more simply by @dpp #scalaX
it's a pretty original idea to kick off a scala conference with an intermediate level haskell speech #scalaX
fasten your seatbelt before getting into week4 of #reactiveprogramming or @headinthebox will spin out of the box sooner than you'd notice..
"got to work on #windows for 20 mins today. Can't delete files, no wm, no sensible cli, seen 3 update popups. #Hell from the 90s, never again"
just grabbed the kickstarted #Shadowrun Returns on #steam autumn sale - - game on!
"getting ready for #ScalaX early next week: parking check, airplane tickets check, transfer check, oyster card check, time to get presents!"
"talking to a swiss client in my car using bluetooth to my #android phone running #skype over mobilenet, for free. I just love the #future"
"I can't wait for the #steammachine, looks like #valve is really shaking the console ground with this move -"
"the #cakepattern is hardly about the layers of the cake, it's all about the slices.. or I'm not sure what's going on :) /cc @headinthebox"
time to celebrate an accepted #reactiveprogramming assignment at week 3 on #coursera - #intellij #campari #passion
how a successful week looks like on #friday at @chesscom
"I just love Eric Meijer's style on @coursera #reactiveprogramming. Clear, concise, to the point, the best I've seen so far.. time well spent"
it's not that #gnome shouldn't release beta software as final at all.. but why not fix those nasty crash bugs in the last 7 weeks?! #grumble
achievement unlocked: ..no... I really can't share this one with you :)
oh how do I hate discrete event simulation.. why not a fun example? Go for something with #elephants next time #reactiveprogramming #nofun
"just ordered #Akka #Concurrency by @derekwyatt. As #xmas starts to appear on the horizon, I can never resist to get new books for myself."
Notes on Distributed Systems for Young Bloods -
I hack #scala for 2 hours and forget to put returns to my #java code for another two days. I wish they'd go for ever.
"""IntelliJ IDEA 13 Beta is Available"""
"hate #jetlag? Give it some years, looks like #cure is on the way -"
happy to see #java application servers mentioned as a past thing in @coursera's new principles of reactive programming course. go figure
"Unfortunately Last.fm is no longer able to offer radio in your country. - man, I hate the music industry so much with that #licensing #crap"
#ps4 launch is only 2 weeks away and I still not decided whether I'd be excited about it or not - - via @harrym20
dig out your DB password from #sqldeveloper with this tool - - pretty useful while making the switch to #dbeaver
"#Steam Halloween Sale is open till 1st of November, shop on! - - I need to try #Monaco :)"
I have yet to see a worse user interface design than #HP #ALM's web interface. This beats #Microsoft #OWA by ages. #usability #fuckwits
"art of #coding is a niche, mechanical skill practiced by exceptionally dull weirdos - by the #telegraph"
"hey @feedly, how about a share to feedly option on #android to subscribe to a blog from the browser?"
"""Motorola Announces Project Ara, An Open, Modular Smartphone Hardware Platform"""
6 more years and we're outnumbered on Earth -
"1000 tweets, 5 days off, first #snowboard tour of the season. oh, happy days"
"""I know we'd have a build server but we wont"" - this approach wouldn't even qualify for a university project #jboss"
"working with #oracle #sqldeveloper a couple of times every day, #xkill became my new best friend"
This is the #Nexus5 -
"#spray merges with #akka, becomes Akka HTTP -"
Netscape : 5.0 (X11) is not supported! #hp #ALM #firefox24
Humble Bundle with Android 7 is an excellent deal and you also get Steam keys for each title -
wow the new @crystalmethod album is just around the corner - - they are my all-time favourite in this genre
#Elite: Dangerous has raised over £1.8M to date and still counting - - anyone knows an ETA? #cantwait
there's nothing like #git #bisecting your #svn repo at 19h at the office..
a conversation-scoped #EntityManager is probably the single worst idea in the last 10 years #jboss #seam
what I want for christmas is #brightness control back from #nvidia legacy drivers
just seen in the logs: [INFO] Unregistered handle that was not registered - way to go #org #jboss
"""Micro planning is when you plan on what kind of micros you are going to get."" #asktheinternet"
"my #visualvm package for #archlinux just got promoted to be an official one. Happy to see it's popular, sad to let it go.."
"#xbmc turbocharged on the #raspberrypi - - wow, can't wait to see that running on my #openelec"
document your #REST APIs with Swagger - /cc @dnsmusic
errm @intellijidea.. I love you honey bunny
"woot, the touch friendly #TransportTycoon is out for #android -"
you know what happens in a working #Seam app when I block the IP traffic to the DB with iptables? A ConcurrentRequestTimeoutException.
"every time I get close to any #jboss project, I'm all amazed with the #incredible #mess they gathered, manage and even try to sell"
search: 'pingDatabase' - There were no results for your search. Did you mean: 'indictable'? #jboss #community #forums
"mate, I hate #subversion like no other VCS (no, #TFS does not even count as one)"
can't wait to watch #Homeland S03 premiere tonight
the #SteamController is one true 'WTF?' device - - and I hear all #gamers echo it all around the world just right now
"meet the #toString #bomb: Java class works as expected, it's just its toString() method which never completes.. #fun #hours at #work"
meet the #SteamMachines - - I hope #Valve will end up with something really awesome!
"yay, #gnome 3.10 is out! - - counting the days till it ends up in @archlinux"
the great #linux #world #map -
"""@HackerNewsOnion: MongoDB adds a ""PLEASE"" keyword for inserts, boosting chance that data is stored to above 75%."" /cc @b0c1 :)"
"#CCC broke #apple TouchID - - hands up who's surprised. Fingerprints are not suitable for ID, not even for apple fans"
"I wonder why the heck there's no @coursera mobile app for #android.. oh wait, there's one! -"
"make sure you'll have a rainy weekend, get a Friday evening car wash"
the amazing story of @cyanogen - - about the proper way a successful company should get built.
"btw #GTA5, it seems they robbed the bank right on the first day -"
hmm I wonder which console'd be the best purchase in a reasonable timeframe to run #GTA5 on.. And where is #steambox?
calling the new #iphone5s futureproof is probably the most ridiculous claim any tech reviewer could come up with. #anandtech #wtf
get to know the new Mission Control tool of JDK 7u40-
the #JPA2 #Criteria API is the worst example of API design I've seen in ages. Someone should really be ashamed of this #crap.
"wow, mentioning the #cakepattern can still generate a few hundred tweets of interesting discussion (ending with the obligatory trolling ofc)"
"meet a few #Arrows, cook some #HandsomeSoup - - #evening #fun with #haskell"
"Error from SVN, (105): No buffer space available: Error running context: No buffer space available #dude #wtf #whereismygit"
#sbt 0.13 is out -
'what does not kill you makes you smaller' ~Super Mario
it's high time for my evening #haskell session to get back from #insanity
"#gwt/#gxt code looks incredibly fragile. Hidden state, deep conditionals with loose ends, procedural #crap everywhere. And it generates JS.."
get the new #android #twitter #beta client by becoming a tester -
Simulating 1 second of real brain activity takes 40 minutes and 83K processors
"statistics, architecture and lessons learnt at #Reddit - - an excellent read"
"as the result of a 35 years old #evolution process, I just crossed the line preferring #peppermint to #spearmint. Who said ppl dont change?"
a follow-up of @odersky's scala course is starting early November on @coursera -
#terminator looks like a worthy gnome-terminal replacement with a really nice feature list and real transparency -
it's 2013 already and the #microsoft #outlook webapp is still an incredible piece of #shit.
"pushed OpenELEC to 3.1.6 today. Runs #Aeon NOX much smoother on the #rpi, I hope the idle bug will also be gone with this release"
"wow, #dungeon #keeper is coming to #android this winter -"
"""If the integers from 1 to 999,999,999 are written as words, sorted alphabetically, and concatenated, what is the 51 billionth letter?"""
woah dude aint this a 550 tons #hovercraft just landing on your #beach - - #russians #rule
"Dear World, a #usecase diagram is not a use case. It's a frakin diagram."
with our updated understanding of #privacy I already feel ashamed to have a few private #bitbucket repos around. I have something to hide!
#facebook #shadow #profiles sound like fun - - that pretty much covers what #privacy means in 2013
I hope there's a special #hell for those sinners who are publicly releasing different binary content with an unchanged version number.
a lightspeed travel from #fizzbuzz to #monoids -
how to remove ads from YouTube using their experimental feature -
do you remember Second Reality? Here's the code review..
John Carmack's keynote on strong static typing and purity -
"// FIXME: The next code is just for history, to preserve it in case of an SVN merge
// ...
// ...
#omg #bestpractice"
Compilation completed with 31 errors and 0 warnings in 14 min 13 sec #hello #gwt
delivery manager: the team member who coordinates which flag to carry where to in a #CTF game - #GTS thesaurus
ok maybe #patience is not my strongest skill afterall.. but things seem to turn bright slowly
"just read about the #spring #boot project. I thought it's a joke but they seem to be serious about it. Whichever it is, I'm speechless.."
"""Then if p is allowed to be any profunctor you can get an isomorphism. If p is a representable profunctor you can get a lens, etc. "" #aha"
how the frak did I never hear about #dota2 from #valve?! And it runs natively on #linux.. wow!
the what do you know about #hungary series on #reddit - - some excellent insights there on #girls #lecso and #palinka
in 2001 taking care of 3000+ shell users on my server I scanned for malicious activity and kept stats on findings. They just made it scale.
#XKeyscore is the new shiz. And you thought you want to know more about #PRISM eh? -
anyone knows when the book Functional Programming in Scala will ship? cc:@dibblego @pchiusano @ManningBooks
"sometimes people are just incredible. Fail to communicate, have no trust, can't relay their purpose, mix confidence with arrogance. #fail"
41C? it's about time to leave the city.. again
"to keep up with my functional programming skills, I also watched the movie #Side #Effects today. An excellent crime/thriller, recommended."
"watching these #robots build #Tesla cars I can't get rid of the #battlestar #galactica line: ""and they have a plan.."""
there's no better time to casual #gaming than while having a serious #hangover
there must be a very special yet undiscovered brain area around the anteroventral nucleus or the stria medullares to store #vim shortcuts at
"forget time, control, state and see how deep the rabbit hole goes - - a brilliant intro to #haskell"
just read about #typescript on twitter. Google typescript.. TypeScript is a free and open source programming language developed by Micros^W
you hear that Doug? I'm coming to #London! Meet you at the @skillsmatter #scala #exchange2013 in December!
omfg they must be kiddin - Vatican offers 'time off purgatory' to followers of Pope Francis tweets - via @xeppelin
you realize your #life must have #changed when for months your to-do email folder only contains invitations for #beers
#Google is spending $500 million to advertise the upcoming #MotoX -
time travellers are easy to catch. Just look around and see who is excited about #java in 2013..
"There's no such thing as null, period. - #haskell"
Hey Niko! Meet the new #GTA5 gameplay video - - via @nyuwec
"#foursquare failed to find me any ice cream places at Balatonkenese. Generally, 4square failed to find me anything useful EVER #unsubscribed"
"the architecture #twitter uses to deal with 150M active users, 300K QPS, a 22 MB/S firehose & twits under 5 seconds -"
celebrate the #roswell anniversary with your very own fake #ufo video! Here's how to make it properly:
the Velis Auto #Brightness app seems to be the perfect auto-brightness solution for #android -
woke up from a #nightmare in the morning - got lost without a phone and tried to get home by #bus.. geez!
"I've got a '65 Cadillac, dum-dum"
"I did not like LOTR either, but I downright hate the Hobbit. A beautiful tale turned into an american style action-fantasy, what a waste.."
#quake3 bots evolved to #world #peace - - via @nicktelford. It's a matter of weights ofc but it's funny enough as is
"ps. and as always, first one who says fuck that shit and walks out, gets the job."
"Maslow's pyramid revised, puts parenting to the top - - internet is still not recognised to belong to the bottom :)"
the story behind goread.io -
"enjoying the last minutes of google #reader. Thanks for all the years honey, I loved you too."
"Monday makes no difference for a full-time dad, it's the same 16-hour shift every day"
just invented fondl and fondr at #haskell by mistake. Unfondl is under consideration..
my first prison ran out of money before I'd finish the walls. The second looked ok but had no guards.. #Prison #architect is one tough job.
"it might be the new myself, but reading either javalobby or javacodegeek now physically hurts. Yeah, even if they write about scala."
just heard of the upcoming game Prison Architect - - from the authors of Uplink. Anyone tried the alpha version?
ever wanted to know what Lorem Ipsum means exactly? Why not try google translate -
"spent some hours at the #haskell irc channel tonight. This community beats 'em all, they are relaxed, objective and incredibly helpful."
re: 'enterprise is a mess anyway' on @springrod's keynote: our current choices determine how the enterprise'll look in 5 years. purity rules
"'8 months in #Microsoft, I learned these' - - hands up for anyone surprised"
"'code is like poetry, most of it shouldn't have been written' - from #haskell #weekly"
#eclipse Kepler is released. First year I don't really care for over ten years.. blame my new addiction to @intellijidea
btw meanwhile in Brazil..
Evolution of a Haskell Programmer - - sad to see I stand exactly at the Another Junior level. #foldl is smart though
it's amusing #gmail sometimes lets through trivial #spam which could have been caught 10 years ago
Watch the #ScalaDays 2013 presentations online at @Parleys -
"enjoying #Worms 2: Armageddon on #android, an excellent port of an all time classic"
#android design evolution - - you've come a long way baby
watching the #Nokia #EOS announcement. I hope the last Nokia phone will be called the Nokia EOF.
it's useful to realize that a picture is worth a hundred words if you're stuck at the countryside and all you have is EDGE #mobilenet #sucks
I'm slowly falling in love with @feedly on #android. Feels completely different as #greader but it's clearly growing on me.
a comprehensive Google Glass review
I hope this'll spread like wildfire - Brazilian bar designs new beer glass made to keep your eyes off your phone
"the moment you find a file named }' in your home, the day you realize your #awk #escaping skills still fail sometimes"
"regarding the @feedly transition, I wonder how others categorize their RSS feeds - by category, by priority or some other way?"
'Microsoft gives zero-day exploits to US government' - that's just so full of #crap
European Union To End Roaming Fees In Summer 2014 For EU Carriers - yay!!
I like the new tabbed inbox of #gmail. The Promotions tab is the one I don't have to open ever.
the Jony Ive redesigns things collection
my eyes are still screaming at @typesafe's new site. I wonder who (and why) designed white text over that extreme bright blue background
laughed my head off on the new #ios7 features where are the raging fanboys this time shouting copycat? :) /cc @nyuwec
Intel CloverTrail+ processor mops the floor with its competitors - at last someone is going for low power performance
the best strategy game ever! - Civ4 is on sale for $5! via @SorenJohnson @drylight
looks like #google is grabbing #waze for some coins this time -
"look ma, if it's not my favorite bank throwing exceptions with user visible stacktraces on #websphere - #ebank #fail"
"have not coded a single line for over 2 weeks now. I need something to work on, FAST"
happy 35! about time for a half-time retrospective :)
every single attempt I've seen of #functional #Java coding made me shiver so far. The latest example: #creepy
"well, at least it shines #flooding #danube at #budapest"
"every time I start to watch a full-time movie, I invest a serious amount of time of my life. It rarely turns out to be a good idea."
stopped watching the movie #Limitless when the guy with a 1000+ IQ suddenly realised he'd ran out of his superdrug. What a miserable #crap.
excellent point on the #xboxone - #prism
"szolgalati kozlemeny: az eg bassza meg az osszes okmanyirodankat szemelyestul, telefonostul, honlapostul es magyarorszag.hu-stul. koszonom"
there are no advanced #vim tutorials. It's a place where man enters alone.
the most useful intermediate level #vim tutorial I know of has quite a scary title
the new desktop #gmail favicon looks right as one broken in download - #crap
"#archlinux just dropped /bin, /lib and /sbin, moving them all to /usr/ - a bold but logical move -"
"the new #gmail looks great for android. Fresh, fast, beautiful.. if you don't want to wait, get it here now:"
text game basics in #haskell - that's some real pure beauty
"Chicago Sun-Times fires all photographers, goes for #iphone photos only in the future - - well, good luck :)"
had a dream of #clojure being a special kind of baby pants which costs $$$$ but any size fits and you use it 90° rotated.. #geez #3am #wtf
"a really nice paper from @reddit_haskell: Why Functional Programming Matters (Part 2, in Haskell)"
Redditor uses Raspberry Pi to skirt China's Great Firewall on the go (Wired UK)
"huge praise for @Lascal's buggy board maxi. One rarely sees such a smart, well thought product design, great work!"
started the day at 7. At 21:30 it's still 50% battery left after 1h of calls and 2h of screen time. This stuff rocks. #RAZRi
"filed my 3rd complaint today on @Citibank. Charged me w/o reason, did not pay interest on time, did not fulfill order. All that in 6 months."
the recruiter honeypot story - - I find it amusing how this whole profession came down to one word: @LinkedIn
..and it's sends no more data to #motorola. I wonder where #android would be today if everyone could unlock and access it's full potential.
"rooted my new #RAZR i after 3 days. Now it's twice as fast, battery lasts 3* more, uses whole sdcard as internal storage and have no ads."
"#google switching to proprietary chat protocol - - #bad, #bad"
"#nosmartphone day 35, a countdown has begun.. #intelinside"
"wow, the new #googlemaps is plain awesome!"
oh great :) RT @lagergren: JavaScript of the day: ++[[]][+[]]+[+[]] This evaluates to 10. Just wanted to tell you.
it's not that everything made by microsoft is #crap but these new #xboxone photos look pretty much #wtf
Invalid stub element type in index: jar:///../akka-actor_2.10/jars/akka-actor_2.10-2.2-M3.jar!/akka/actor/Actor.class @intellijidea hmn?
meet #JMS 2.0 - in @javaee7
excellent scaling with #akka presentation from @scalaconfjp back in March -
"auto-sniffing urls from skype messages, #microsoft, really?"
first #nokia phone I dig in the last 10 years or so - - can I have one with #android please?
#nosmartphone day 23 - shopping list made easy
"promising movie, amazing #F30 shoots :) -"
thanks to @grumpygamer the Monk's Lotus Blossoms are the most frustrating moments of my entire life.. oh I can WALK as well?! #thecave
Write your shell scripts in Haskell -
..and our second child was born today. There goes the rest of my already nonexistent freetime.. :)
"am I the only one who thinks the colors on #typesafe's new site look #crap? Washed out, unimpressive,unreadable.. I dig the structure though"
(share only if you lead the list like I do.. ;))
who authored most lines in your repo: git ls-files -z|xargs -0n1 git blame -we|awk -F'[<>]' '{ print $2 }'|sort|uniq -c|sort -n @climagic
color/highlight custom regular expressions matches eg. in #weblogic console output in @intellijidea w/ #GrepConsole -
"played #TF2 tonight - 20 minutes to find a server, about 2 mins to join one. I remember stop playing ET2 when it got to that point. #crap"
test-driving @HototApp as a Gnome3 twitter client. I dig the dark theme but not sure how to get rid the 'update X pages on schedule' message
I understand that playing Chick Corea's piano must be pretty hard.. but I doubt it should take 10% CPU on an i7-2630QM. #clementine
"echo ""alias gti=git"" >> ~/.bashrc #canttype #whocares"
is there an @intellijidea shortcut to quickly switch between current type's interface and implementation like Ctrl+Shift+T does with tests?
"to all headhunters, recruiters and HR specialists: we ran out. There are no more #java developers in .HU. Seriously. Please come back later."
show your style with your colored #maven output using @japgolly's script -
"How To Sink A Product In 6 Weeks, Chapter 3 - The Wildfly Case Study #wildmyassfly"
"private static final String UNKNOWN = ""unknown""; #enterprise"
"-Steve, I am to you a bit like Australia.
-Australia?
-Yes. Very distant, largely uninhabitable, and with areas of great danger.
#coupling"
"I have yet to see a functional specification document which is a) complete, b) has no inconsistency, c) useful. #software #development #fail"
#virtualbox #protip: turn off auto-capture keyboard in preferences to allow desktop keyboard shortcuts work properly over a vbox window
"#nophone day3, phone is at 74% at 19h. Sound quality is bit weak sometimes, otherwise cant really remember why I dragged a huge board around"
"hello #gnome 3.8.1, I missed you so much.. #archlinux"
"#nophone day1: cant check emails, cant check twitter, read no news. Have a recurring lost something feeling. Have read 50+ pages of my book."
"""This is an ex-parrot."" - Time for an interesting experiment, living w/ a Nokia 6310i till I get my One S repaired.."
the moment you hear *blup* and your cellphone lands at the bottom of the bath..
trim 95% of scanned #pdf: gs -dNOPAUSE -dBATCH -sDEVICE=pdfwrite -dCompatibilityLevel=1.4 -dPDFSETTINGS=/ebook -sOutputFile=out in @climagic
"In other news, #pineapple ice cream is a great choice after having pizza for lunch."
Set enforce-valid-basic-auth-credentials to false in #weblogic config to stop it intercepting requests with basic auth headers by default.
I'm still amazed every time I find opensource systems storing cleartext user passwords in their database. #hello #activiti #bpm
RT @matthewfarwell: Save 50% on SBT in Action with promo code sbtco at . /cc @b0c1
"mvn -Dmaven.test.skip ..
BUILD SUCCESS - Total time: 11:48.770s
where #slownet meets #enterprise #jarhell"
frak me if I'll ever try to go to a meetup again
#YAGNI is probably the single most important software design principle we have learnt in the past 15+ years.
Please stop releasing new @ScalaIDE update site zips with the same name+version and different content. That's just plain lame /cc @typesafe
think you rule Snake? Think again.. :)
have you seen that linux powered 2 tons walking #monster around the corner? Meet the Mantis Hexapod - !
"being a pro one learns to work w/o particular feedback.. having said that, it still surprises me how nice it feels to actually get some :)"
"just learnt about #maven's combine.self=""override"" feature. Teach an old dog new tricks.."
oh shit it's official now.. I'm all addicted to @intellijidea
get rid of your CRLF files in your git repo `grep -IUrl $'\''\r'\'' . * | grep -v .git\/ | xargs dos2unix` /cc @climagic
"watching Bioshock Infinite gameplay to see what's the fuss - - some serious art here, cant wait to see that on Linux"
"""Since April 14, 2007 you have read a total of 107,447 items."" #google #reader"
"if you are having ClassCastExceptions on entities in your JEE project after a redeploy on #weblogic 12c, upgrade your #EclipseLink version"
"anyone knows whose line was originally ""one doesn't simply flatmap to Mordor""? It's epic, can't get it out of my head :)"
I'm glad to see the attempt to update the android #twitter client to Holo. I hope a designer will also have a look at it pretty soon.. #crap
"enjoying Sunday school at . Yeah, you should do it too!"
JavaScript? WAT! - trying to dry my tears..
"pure fun from a pure functional community - RT @clementd ""It's hard to troll the haskell community. """
"ripping audio cds from the command line with #abcde. Best tool for the job, best name for a tool ever :)"
Shaun White fps without the shooting part #snowboarding
#gnome 3.8 released! -
"next time I see #oracle salesmen designing architectures, I'll shoot."
I wish #archlinux's #pacman had a --yes alias to --noconfirm. I have to google it every single time I remove packages from a script.
it's a #shame that the search function at does not work for months now.. #hello #somebody??
I'm all addicted on @FTLgame in 20 mins after getting it on Steam. Probably will not sleep at all this night.. #crap :)
"it's a pity though that my scala/lift journey has come to an end. Sad to pack up for now, hope to be back soon."
"huge praise for @arungupta 's Java EE 6 Pocket Guide book! It's short, concise, to-the-subject stuff, excellent source of information."
"$ git fsck 2>&1 | grep -i invalid\ sha1 | wc -l
57
ouch!"
#RoboCode is back in #haskell - - pure robots FTW - \O/
"arch linux package updated - RT @ScalaIDE Scala IDE 3.0.0 is out. . With semantic highlighting, Scala debugger, ..."
"1. enable notification for a custom label, 2. receive such a mail, 3. click on notification, 4. crash #gmail 4.3 for #android - #helloQA :)"
for all the .hu riders.. #freeride cc:@pnc_ @andrasbekesi @nyuwec
anyone got €125 million around? The Green Hell is for sale -
"that's pure gold, programming at its best -"
'There comes a time in a man's life when he needs his three mine carts back. And that time is now!' #bestlines #thecave #rotfl
what did I say about anger in the morning? -
Big G is really building up the anger and it'll all shower down on Google+. A safe way to sink a failed product is get ppl hate it even more
"just found this great talk from @kelseyinnis on getting into functional programming, recommended -"
it's amazing how long 7 hours of sleep feels when you are not woken up 3 times a night by your one year old :)
"Go Valve, go!! - RT @joemckendrick: ""A $4-billion company with no managers? Can it be? """
"ok, I hereby signed up @knockoutjs to my to-learn list"
another f* you moment - Google Picasa URL now redirecting to Google+ albums
"coding #scala daytime, playing #snooker half the night, a perfect day!"
sbt-dependency-graph ftw! -
recently I get more broken pipes on @heroku deploy:war uploads than not. I hope it's something temporary
I can't go snowboarding anymore this season and ate way too many cheese fondues already. It's high time for spring to come.
"At the end of the day, you can always cheer yourself up with something starting with 'at the end of the day..'"
updated the @archlinux AUR package for @ScalaIDE to 3.0RC1 - get it while it's hot!
"there must be a worse action movie than Impossible Mission: Ghost Protocol, but I've yet to see it :/"
"I did really enjoy the @jrebel / @Rebel_Labs guys report on JVM languages, but 12 tweets on the same topic is frakin' spamming. #notworthit"
local root exploit in my #linux kernel? feels like back to the 90s
"""It's just XML, what could probably go wrong?"""
"wake up, Neo.."
"Back from snowboarding, 3 days of deep powder, a broken binding, a stretched ski pant and a seriously scratched Custom. #freeride #hurts"
"I really like that stuff - SwiftKey has saved me 5,000 keystrokes! Check it out at"
so the new #playstation will be a plain pc? I find it hard to become excited.. The #steambox will be hard to beat on its own market.
The Last Nin^WJDK 6 update from #oracle I really wonder how this will work for RL customers.
happy Tuesday afternoon w/ #bath #salt and #scala
"I knew I'll regret not buying the promotional @intellijidea last xmas, #crap"
hey @intellijidea what about adding an option to sync IDE settings to the cloud? It'd be so much easier to reinstall / swap machines / etc.
"browsing #Sony support website, found 2 broken links in 5 minutes :( #crap"
it's great to have manual backup around when your automatized one just loses 10 years of misc stuff. goodbye @crashplan I loved you too.
"""There are a couple of reasons you might want to restrict Skype's access to your computer.."" - a fascinating read :("