bogspls

#!/bin/bash
# -----------------------------------------------------------
# make truecrypt volume less random to help avoid detection
# 
# usage: bogspls <truecrypt volume>
# -----------------------------------------------------------

# -----------------------------------------------------------
# sanity check: file exists
# -----------------------------------------------------------
if [[ ! -f "${1}" ]]; then
    echo "[x] is not file, is accually dolan"
    exit 431366103406   # is dolan
fi

# -----------------------------------------------------------
# sanity check: user is root
# prefer root to avoid privelege issues across i/o redirect
# -----------------------------------------------------------
if [[ $(id -u) -ne 0 ]]; then
    echo "[x] you're not root :("
    echo "[x] go home ${USER}, you're drunk"
    exit 27707037826706547   # bogs pls
fi

# -----------------------------------------------------------
# some variables lol
# -----------------------------------------------------------
loops_given=0
look_at_all_the_loops_i_give=$RANDOM

# -----------------------------------------------------------
# append some random data to impede extraction of volume
# -----------------------------------------------------------
dd if=/dev/urandom bs=$RANDOM count=$RANDOM >> "${1}" 2> /dev/null

# -----------------------------------------------------------
# append some non-random data to impede detection of volume
# -----------------------------------------------------------
while [[ $loops_given -lt $look_at_all_the_loops_i_give ]]; do
    dd if=/dev/zero bs=$RANDOM count=$RANDOM >> "${1}" 2> /dev/null
    loops_given=$(($loops_given+1))
done