| layout | sitemap |
|---|---|
default |
false |
you little
<script>
const NAUGHTY_NAUGHTY = [
"ass",
"asshole",
"big",
"bitch",
"bloody",
"cock",
"cunt",
"dickhead",
"dumbass",
"fuck",
"fuckass",
"fucking",
"god damn",
"little",
"motherfucker",
"motherfucking",
"piece of shit",
"piss",
"shit",
]
const PLURAL = [
"motherfuckers",
"pieces of shit",
"cunts",
"dickheads",
"bitches",
"weakies",
]
const gutter = document.querySelector("#the-gutter")
function giveEmHell() {
return NAUGHTY_NAUGHTY[Math.floor(Math.random() * NAUGHTY_NAUGHTY.length)]
}
while (gutter.clientHeight < window.innerHeight - 70) {
gutter.innerText += ` ${giveEmHell()} `
}
gutter.innerText += ` ${PLURAL[Math.floor(Math.random() * PLURAL.length)]}!`
</script>