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cult_shuttle_curse.json
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{
"curse_announce": [
"A fuel technician just slit his own throat and begged for death.",
"The shuttle's navigation programming was replaced by a file containing just two words: IT COMES.",
"The shuttle's custodian was found washing the windows with their own blood.",
"A shuttle engineer began screaming 'DEATH IS NOT THE END' and ripped out wires until an arc flash seared off her flesh.",
"A shuttle inspector started laughing madly over the radio and then threw herself into an engine turbine.",
"The shuttle dispatcher was found dead with bloody symbols carved into their flesh.",
"The shuttle's transponder is emitting the encoded message 'FEAR THE OLD BLOOD' in lieu of its assigned identification signal.",
"A shuttle engineer was spotted inside the cockpit, feverishly arranging her innards on the floor in the shape of a rune before expiring.",
"The corpse of an unidentified shuttle worker was found mutilated beyond recognition in the shuttle's main hold, with at least five unique sources of blood on the scene.",
"A security incident involving a frenzied shuttle worker attacking coworkers with a laser cutter has just been reported as resolved by on-site security.",
"A scan of the shuttle's fuel tank has revealed tainting by a mixture of humanoid innards and teeth."
],
"omfg_announce": [
"OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT JUST HAPPENED IN OUR SHUTTLE DOCK",
"HOLY SHIT OUR SHUTTLE DOCK IS A WARZONE",
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LEAVE OUR SHUTTLE WORKERS ALONE",
"WHAT THE FUCK",
"LEAVE THE SHUTTLE WORKERS ALONE YOU FUCKING ANIMALS",
"STOP STOPS STOPST OSPTOPSTOP",
"CHELP"
]
}