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____ is a slippery slope that leads to ____.
____. Betcha can't have just one!
____. High five, bro.
____. It's a trap!
____. That's how I want to die.
____: Good to the last drop.
____: kid-tested, mother-approved.
____? There's an app for that.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without ____.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought ____ to all the people of New Orleans.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought ____ to the people of Haiti.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of ____.
And the Academy Award for ____ goes to ____.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships ____.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR ____.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you ____.
Coming to Broadway this season, ____: The Musical.
Daddy, why is Mommy crying?
I'm having some trouble with ____ and would like your advice.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers ____.
During his childhood, Salvador Dalí produced hundreds of paintings of ____.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of ____.
During sex, I like to think about ____.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
How did I lose my virginity?
I do not know with which weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with ____.
I drink to forget ____.
I got 99 problems but ____ ain't one.
I never truly understood ____ until I encountered ____.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for ____.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of ____.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services?
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, ____ will be our currency.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on ____.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is ____ trapped in the body of ____.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for ____.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about ____.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with ____ for the first time.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children ____.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with ____.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to ____.
Life was difficult for cavemen before ____.
Major League Baseball has banned ____ for giving players an unfair advantage.
Make a haiku.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's ____.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with ____.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of ____.
Next on ESPN2, the World Series of ____.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to ____.
The class field trip was completely ruined by ____.
The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened an exhibit on ____.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with ____.
TSA guidelines now prohibit ____ on airplanes.
War! What is it good for?
What am I giving up for Lent?
What are my parents hiding from me?
What did I bring back from Mexico?
What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
What do old people smell like?
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
What don't you want to find in your Kung Pao chicken?
What ended my last relationship?
What gets better with age?
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
What helps Obama unwind?
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
What never fails to liven up the party?
What will always get you laid?
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
What's a girl's best friend?
What's my anti-drug?
What's my secret power?
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed
What's that smell?
What's that sound?
What's the crustiest?
What's the most emo?
What's the new fad diet?
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
What's the next superhero?
What's there a ton of in heaven?
When I am a billionare, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate ____.
When I am the President of the United States, I will create the Department of ____.
When I'm in prison, I'll have ____ smuggled in.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a plague of ____.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on ____.
White people like ____.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Why am I sticky?
Why can't I sleep at night?
Why do I hurt all over?