Possible suggestions

[DAVe3283]

These were suggested to me in person, but I want to hear everyone's thoughts on them before I implement any of them.

Laser                   -> Death Ray
Gigawatt                -> Jiggawatt
Economist               -> Spirit Guide
The Economy             -> The Tea Leaves
Stock Market            -> Craps Game
Analyst                 -> "expert"
Activist                -> Extremist
Scientist               -> Wizard
game console            -> Potato
Xbox                    -> Xbawks
intellectual property   -> ?
Surveillance            -> Voyeurism
Innovation              -> BS
Innovate                -> BS
Copyright infringement  -> Sharing
landlord                -> slumlord
Banker                  -> Leperchaun
hacker                  -> haxxor
political debate        -> BS contest
lawmaker                -> Scam artist
Bitcoin                 -> Buttcoin
Bombing                 -> Fireworks
United Kingdom          -> Monty Python HQ
questions               -> probes
interrogation           -> probulation
Android                 -> GlaDOS
Virtualized             -> Faked
MPAA                    -> Studio Goons
RIAA                    -> Mafiaa